Chapter 208: I Know I'm Stupid
Xiaoliu was still very happy in her heart, but she didn't expect that after she woke up, this guy suddenly changed his style, since he sent it to the door for her to ask, then what else was she embarrassed to ask. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"One, is the martial arts club from my family, or yours? Second, what is the purpose of your coming to our house? Third, what is the reason why you let Wu Xihui come to my house to be a traitor? Let me first explain that no one in my family is an official, and there is no fish and meat village, and I have not done anything good or bad, just an ordinary farmer. ”
Xiao Yi looked at Xiao Liu's hurried question and smiled. "First, although the Martial Arts Society used to be my person, it is now a member of your family. Second, I didn't come to your house for any purpose, just to find a new place to see it. Third, ......" Xiao Yi sold a pass, but turned around and walked towards the backyard door of the bamboo forest.
Xiao Liu, whose IQ is not online, hurriedly asked, "What is the third?" ”
Xiao Yi saw that Xiao Liu was so face-saving, and said with a smile: "I have to think about it before I can answer you." ”
"Why even think about it? You just have to say what you want, why do you even think about it? Xiaoliu said that she didn't understand this Su Jingxuan's brain, since she planned to tell the truth, she deliberately asked people questions for Mao Huanqiao.
"Sixth girl, although I am telling the truth, do you believe it?"
"Believe." Xiao Liu returned with a serious face, the old lady has a sense, I can tell whether it is true or false.
"Are you really naïve, others say that they are telling the truth, and you believe that what others say is the truth? Your brain, your family has to worry about you. ”
Damn, turn around and scold the old lady for her bad brain, the old lady will memorize the ninety-nine multiplication method, will you? Xiao Liu complained while smiling like a flower. When Xiaoliu felt that he was almost laughing, he said, "Yes, I am the stupidest in my family." ”
Xiaoliu, a poor child, has not yet found that her IQ has degraded to the point of starting to scheming with a child, and she is almost forgetting that she is a psychologically mature adult. This IQ has regressed so much that even she herself is not aware of the abnormality in her thoughts.
"You are not without merits, this self-knowledge......" Xiao Yi finished speaking, and stretched out his hand to open the back door of Xiaoliu's house.
If the dog can't spit out ivory from its mouth, it knows that you are not well-intentioned, but fortunately the old lady does not have hope for you. Xiao Liu complained wildly in his heart, and at the same time urged Su Jingxuan to say third quickly in his heart. The smile on Xiao Liu's face at this time was a little reluctant, whether she was good-tempered or easy to look at, let this poisonous tongue frequently attack her.
Xiao Liu followed Xiao Yi all the way to the wooden chair on the pond ridge, Xiao Yi sat there with a big move, Ziba stood not far behind his master, and Xiao Liu stood at the edge of the pond looking at the little pond full of water.
Xiao Yi knew that Xiao Liu didn't want to talk to him now, and secretly blamed himself for raising his words too high. coughed and when he attracted Xiao Liu's attention, he said a word. "This third is just curious about you."
Xiao Liu secretly wanted to be curious about me, curious, and she wanted to sarcastically mock Su Jingxuan at the moment, but she was too knowledgeable about current affairs. Pretending to be ignorant, he asked, "Curious about what?" My head is neither smart nor resourceful, and my appearance is not a closed moon or a country. I don't have a good brain, and my memory is still poor......" Xiaoliu felt that the more she talked about her shortcomings, the more she doubted whether she was so bad.
Xiao Liu turned out all her shortcomings in one breath, and she directly used the set of words that said a person's shortcomings on herself in order to rhyme with her speech, like grinding her teeth and snoring plus fart. This life comes from the ability of the black Xiaoliu is also the first person in Jinguo, and this little cheeky is gone, just to dispel Su Jingxuan's curiosity.
After Xiao Liu finished talking about his own shortcomings, he was cheeky and said. "That's who I am, what are you curious about me?"
Xiao Yi listened to Xiao Liu's strength to talk about his shortcomings, and couldn't help but not laugh, this Zhao Wan'er is really funny, it is the first time he has heard someone say that he has so many shortcomings. She doesn't care about losing face in front of others at all, this is honestly bold, which girl's family doesn't hide her own shortcomings
Get up, magnify your own advantages in amplification.
But when he heard Zhao Wan'er, he didn't feel any advantages about her for a while. She is shamelessly slandering herself, is it really good to say that she is like this? Xiao Yi's heart, which was not very curious, also made Xiao Liu's curiosity expand many times, and also made Xiao Yi find that she was becoming more and more interesting.
"You're not without merit, and I know a few."
"Who said I have no merits, I am honest, kind, and beautiful in my heart......" Xiao Liu crackled and said a serious nonsense, and Ziba behind Xiao Yi was dumbfounded.
"Ahem...... Xiao Yi didn't notice it for a while, but choked on his own saliva. If he didn't know Zhao Wan'er, maybe he suspected that Zhao Wan'er was talking about the same person? This is too extreme, right, do you boast about yourself like this? This cheeky is thicker than when I talked about the shortcomings.
Xiao Liu looked at the expressions of the two of them, and asked with a look of disbelief: "You don't believe what I said?" ”
Xiao Yiliang was made by Xiao Liu's hand, but he didn't know which sentence Xiao Liu said was true or false, it sounded like her, but it didn't feel like her.
Xiao Liu was like a psychopathy at this time, and suddenly became normal, looking at Xiao Yi and saying seriously: "No matter, believe it or not, let me ask you, can I be completely relieved of the martial arts meeting?" ”
"Go and call the martial arts club."
Ziba heard his master's words, turned around and walked towards Xiao Liu's house. Xiao Liu and Xiao Yi didn't wait long, and the two of them came to the pond. The martial arts club didn't know if it was because it was ordered by the master, or for what reason, after seeing Xiao Yi, he didn't kneel, but shouted to the master.
"Look, he calls you master, and says it's from my family." Xiao Liu deliberately damaged Xiao Yi, and even the words he said had a sour taste.
"Starting today, how about the martial arts meeting officially count your family?"
"How can I trust you? Otherwise, take him away. Although Xiao Liu wants to be her eldest brother-in-law, she doesn't want to put a person who doesn't know the details at home compared to her own safety.
When the martial arts club heard the master's words, there was still a hint of secret joy in his heart, he was the first person who could retreat from the hall after entering the hall. But when he heard Xiao Liu's words, his secret joy was hurt by Xiao Liu's words.
Xiao Yi deliberately had a hint of danger and asked Xiao Liu gloomily, "You don't believe what I said?" ”
Xiao Liu also pretended to be Xiaobai, and quickly replied naïvely and stupidly: "Believe it!" But I think it's better for him to go with you. ”
"If you believe me, why do you want me to take him away?"
"I don't believe him." After Xiao Liu finished speaking, he pointed his finger at the martial arts meeting. People who don't know still think that Wu Xihui has done something heinous, and Xiao Liu has to drive him away.
(To be continued.) )