Li Heshen was distressed because he had become a sister-in-law. How could this happen to the pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info? He couldn't figure it out.

First of all, there is no time travel, and there is no parallel world. The clothes on the body are the same as before going to bed.

What does this mean? Pure physiological changes!

looked at himself in the mirror, needless to say that she was beautiful and tired, and her figure was also very good, this kind of girl was something that Li Heshen had not played with in the past.

"I really want to! It's a pity that it's ...... himself" Since there was no one else in the room, Li Heshen dared to say such things to himself in the mirror.

So, what's next?

Li He thought about it deeply, then changed into a shirt and a wide coat, and changed into jeans on the lower body.

He didn't bring his ID card or anything, but just took the money mobile phone bank card and went to the bank to take out the tens of thousands of yuan inside.

Next, he, no, I should say that she went to the clothing store in the shopping street and changed herself into a well-fitting women's dress from the inside out. Wasn't he a man before? Could it be that Li Heshen is a psychopath?

No, she just didn't want to feel too disagreeable. A beautiful woman in a men's dress that doesn't fit is weird no matter how you look at it.

You must know that when she was walking on the street before, there were 'good Samaritans' who asked her if something had happened.

In short, Li Hashen, who now looks like a normal woman, although he feels that he is very unaccustomed to dressing, he also makes himself look like a woman in order not to arouse the suspicion of others.

I have to say that because of her experience in choosing clothes with women, she has a good taste in women's clothing.

Walking along the way, it attracts a lot of attention.

However, Li Heshen didn't care about this. What she is more concerned about now is how she will go on in the future.

After all, becoming a woman is a fait accompli. If she can't come back, she must solve her own black household problem. In this way, she can find a decent job.

Otherwise, there is a good chance that she will have to engage in the kind of cheap work in the eyes of the 'world' because of her current appearance and without the protection of citizenship.

"Of course, there is another option, use my current capital to tie up a large sum?" When Li Heshen said this, he sneered again.

This choice, if it is not a last resort, Li Heshen will not do it.

But it's not impossible to consider, at least it's a little better than the worst option. Private toilets, at least more decent than public paid toilets.

Li Heshen, who understands the cruelty of the world, has never considered himself a person who will not compromise.

People living in the world are bound to go through all kinds of compromises, and people who can't even compromise are not qualified to live in this reality. It's brutal, but that's the truth.

People are warm and cold, and the world is hot and cold.

Thinking of this, Li Heshen took out his mobile phone, found a place where he could connect to public wifi, and went to inquire about the details of the fake = certificate.

Time passed, and a month passed like this. Li Heshen, who spent a lot of money, finally got the fake certificate after he had 1,000 yuan left.

Although it is a fake certificate, it is also a valid account.

Li Xiaoyu, the original owner of this identity was an orphan, and now he doesn't know where he is.

Or missing persons.

Now Li Heshen has replaced Li Xiaoyu's identity. Since this is the case, then she will be called Li Xiaoyu in the future.

Li Xiaoyu, who solved the identity problem, went to find a job for himself.

It was at a bar called Blue Moon, and he became a bartender with the exquisite bartending skills he learned out of his interest. However, what annoyed Li Xiaoyu was that the owner of the bar, Chen Ailin, lowered the scheduled salary because Li Xiaoyu's identity was not highly educated (junior high school education). (Blue Moon bartender recruitment, monthly salary of tens of thousands, requires superb bartending skills and a university degree.) ）

A superb bartending skill like hers is only 4,000 cabbage prices per month?!

All right! For the sake of this job, Li Xiaoyu is still doing it temporarily. Although four thousand a month is still a constraint for a moonlight clan like him who spends tens of thousands of yuan a month.

The light in the bar was dim, and it was nighttime, and several people were sitting at the bar waiting for the wine to be mixed.

One by one, they were given the wine they had requested.

Then he communicated with one of the middle-aged men who had an extraordinary conversation.

The middle-aged man was a wealthy businessman, somewhat Mediterranean, and had an easy-going smile. However, Li Xiaoyu could see that this middle-aged wealthy businessman was interested in her. She wasn't disgusted by it, and since she came to Blue Moon, there were more people interested in her. It's really disgusting, how can it be disgusting?

On the contrary, Li Xiaoyu had a good conversation with this middle-aged rich businessman, and felt that this was an interesting person.

The two of them talked about anecdotes from current politics, from anecdotes to the economy, and from the economy to the military.

"Huh! I never thought that there would be women interested in these! Seriously, Miss Xiaoyu, it's easy to chat with you, I thought I was going to cater to the tastes that ordinary women like! The middle-aged man said, and took a sip of wine rather happily.

Li Xiaoyu also said politely: "You mean I'm not like a woman, right?" “

"How so? Like Miss Xiaoyu, so beautiful, so young, but she seems to have experienced a lot and knows a lot, Miss Xiaoyu, do you know what I think of you? ”

"What kind of evaluation? Tell me about it! Li Xiaoyu was really curious, and put her elbow on the table and pressed her palm against her face, looking a little lazy.

The middle-aged man immediately smiled, and then said, "Tell the truth! I think Miss Xiaoyu, you! What a woman who can't be cheated! Women are such things! No matter how smart they are, no matter how high their education is, as long as they grasp their weaknesses, they can be easily cheated. ”

"Vain?" Li Xiaoyu realized something.

The middle-aged man immediately clapped his hands and said, "That's right! It's vanity, as long as they can satisfy their vanity, they will rebel faster than Sichuan Opera to change their faces! And rich people like me have enough manpower and material resources to satisfy their vanity, and the more beautiful a woman is, the more accurate she is! ”

"Is it really okay to say that in front of me?" Li Xiaoyu's face showed an 'angry' color.

Hearing this, the middle-aged man shook his head with a smile and said, "Miss Xiaoyu, don't pretend!" Do you really care about this kind of thing? ”

"Alright! I'm just kidding! As soon as the anger faded, Li Xiaoyu also waved his hand with a smile and said.

The two looked at each other, and then laughed even harder!

The middle-aged man laughed and lay on the table, and Li Xiaoyu also covered his mouth with laughter. When some of the people around heard the laughter, they couldn't help but look at it, and they didn't understand what was so funny.

Of course, neither of the parties will answer.

The two of them, at this moment, both find each other interesting, very interesting!

It didn't take long for the two to become friends who talked about everything.

As the days passed, the night grew deeper. In the middle of the night, there were a lot fewer people in the bar.

The middle-aged man hasn't left yet, and it seems that at least he has some free time today.

While chatting with Li Xiaoyu, I took a sip for a while, and I wouldn't drink too much.

And at the same bar, there was one person who didn't leave either. It was a very young man, or rather a boy, at least for the people in society.

He didn't have the breath of a person who had not experienced society, and he was drinking glass after glass of wine, as if he was going to kill himself.

Seeing his appearance, Li Xiaoyu, who didn't want to wait for Li Xiaoyu, who was going to deal with a drunk person, kindly reminded the boy: "This gentleman! If you keep drinking, you'll get drunk! ”

"I'm going to get drunk!" The boy looks like you're not convinced and came to hit me!

But there was a grief-stricken crying expression on his face.

Seeing this, Li Xiaoyu knew that this kind of rebellious child still came along, otherwise it would be more troublesome. In that case, then continue to let him drink!

It's not like I've never seen this kind of drunk person.

So she turned to the middle-aged man again.

Seeing her turn around, the middle-aged man smiled and pointed to the boy not far away and said, "The child is out of love!" ”

"Yes! Nine times out of ten, a woman's vanity is bought by another person, and the person who can buy it must be quite powerful! Li Xiaoyu said affirmatively.

The middle-aged man became interested, and leaned closer and said, "How do you say this?" “

So Li Xiaoyu pointed to the boy's dress and elaborated: "Hand-made fabrics, clothes made by high-level tailors, the stitches are obviously not mass-produced in the factory." The watch he was wearing was also a handmade limited edition of a Swiss watch, and the other parts were not ordinary. These are not easy to get together just because of money, the adults in his family must be worth a lot and have a wide range of connections, but with this condition, they actually fell out of love? Do you say that the person who robbed his woman is powerful?! ”

"Haha! That's amazing! So let's guess what kind of person will make this little guy fall out of love? I'll guess first! That man's family must be richer and more powerful! There are conditions that make women even more vain! Interested, the middle-aged man began a guessing game.

Just when he confidently said his guess, he saw Li Xiaoyu shaking his head, and he didn't seem to agree.

"Oh?! What is Miss Xiaoyu's opinion? ”

"I can't talk about opinions! What I don't agree with is that sir, you look at the problem purely from the perspective of a social person, you have to understand that the girl who falls in love with him must be a student who is about the same age as him. And what about the students? If it sounds good, it's called Acura youth, and if it's ugly, it's called a waste of youth, and they don't understand many things, and they don't want to understand it for the time being! They are immature and think that some illusory and beautiful existence, and they can easily be fascinated by some unpractical things. I guess! The girl who fell in love with him, her vanity was attracted to something called 'talent'. For example, I can sing, play the piano, write poems, and dance! With a little level, I feel that falling in love with such a person who has no copper smell and is full of elegance is a very elegant, romantic and romantic thing! Let me be vulgar, it's like elevating the 'forced style'! But! When she stepped into society and was hit on her head and bled out, there was that girl who regretted it! Giving up something more practical for the sake of vanity, woman! This is true for vanity, and so it is for reality! Saying that, Li Xiaoyu seemed to sigh, as if she had ignored that she was also a woman at the moment.

And after listening to her analysis, the middle-aged man couldn't help but pat the table and laugh, and after laughing, he said to Li Xiaoyu with some anger: "Hehe! You, hehe! You have a lot of point! Hehe...... Good! Count me in losing! I'll punish myself with a drink! ”

With that, the middle-aged man drank a glass of wine on the table in front of him.

Li Xiaoyu shook his head with a smile and continued: "I've seen a lot of women like this!" But it's not surprising that men and women are equal! As soon as they step into society, ten out of ten beautiful women will open their legs to many men. can make this kind of noble son feel sad, it seems that that girl is also a very beautiful person, but I don't know how many men will stretch her legs? ”

"You're enough!! Xiao Man will definitely not be the kind of person you say! If you slander Xiao Man again, I'll be unkind to you! Suddenly there was a shout of rage.

It made the bar, which was already a lot quieter, even quieter.

Li Xiaoyu turned his head to look, and the boy's handsome face was distorted as if he wanted to eat people.

Then, she sneered dismissively.

This contemptuous demeanor instantly aroused the boy's anger! Without hesitation, a punch rushed towards Li Xiaoyu's face.

In the bar, under the dim light, a faint black shadow flashed.