It's so cold, it's so thick frost outside, I don't want to get up, but from today on, the old fish should be uplifted, try to regularize the update time tomorrow, today is full of 300,000 words, tomorrow will be off the list, everyone on Christmas Eve, can you give some gifts, such as a red ticket collection book review reward or something, give the old fish a little motivation!

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Yang Tianyou touched a toothpick in the hotel and came out, walking on the street at this time, holding a cigarette in his left hand, picking his teeth with a toothpick in his right hand, looking around with slanted eyes, similar to thief eyebrows, followed by two younger brothers who also stepped on flip-flops, Yang Tianyou is now similar to the ancient thugs who collected rent, with a ruffian face, so that passers-by can't help but take a detour. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Brother Tian, you are so miscellaneous!" Niu Wazi laughed.

When Bazhong people say miscellaneous, they mean mixed up, but Yang Tianyou does seem to be a complete gangster now, and Niu Wazi is not exaggerating.

Yang Tianyou pursed his lips, squinted at Niu Wazi, and scolded: "You are miscellaneous, Lao Tzu is called personality!" ”

"Personality your sister!" Niu Wazi muttered in a low voice.

Yang Tianyou scolded: "Dog, what do you say? ”

"Hehe, I said that Brother Tian is wise and martial." Niu Wazi hurried over to curry favor.

After taking a puff of cigarette, Yang Tianyou stopped at the intersection of Caoba Street on Bridge No. 3, and in the alley not far away, there were a few billiard tables, and Yang Tianyou had a little itchy hands.

"Boss, let's go play!" Zhang Yanyan's eyes are also shining.

The three of them often played billiards when they were in Yong'an, but Yang Tianyou's skills were not good, Niu Wazi and half a tank of water, but Zhang Yanyan's skills were better, but they were not masters.

"Fight it, I'm afraid of it, which one is not successful?" Niu Wazi is also interested.

Unexpectedly, Yang Tianyou looked at the time, but said: "Forget it, let's go and book a car first, go early and finish early." ”

When the two heard it, they had no opinion, Yang Tianyou was worried that he would encounter a situation like the taxi just now, and he couldn't afford to lose this person, so he ran to the stall on the side and asked a boss where the car dealership in Bazhong was.

The boss said very clearly, the car dealers are concentrated in the Jiangbei area, cross the bridge and go straight to the left, but Yang Tianyou and the three of them walked for more than 20 minutes before they saw the sign of the car dealership, Yang Tianyou was a little depressed, Niu Wazi and Zhang Yanyan also complained, I knew that I would take a taxi so far away, and it was cheap to take a taxi in Bazhong City, and the starting fee for getting on the car was only three yuan, which was really cheap, and now they are all rich people, how can they still walk so far, and the people in Yongan Town just have a bad problem, they don't like to walk, I like to ride a bicycle everywhere, but it is conceivable that twenty minutes is indeed a little too long for Yang Tianyou and the three of them.

Yang Tianyou was also not happy, and scolded casually: "Damn, that dead boss wronged us, I knew it was so far away, and the ghost walked." ”

The three guys dressed like local farmers from the mountains, licked their lips and walked to a nearby car dealership together, looked at it for a long time, all Volkswagen cars, no interest, but the staff inside also had little interest in them, with the dignity of the three people, how to look like people who can afford to buy a car, but the three of them looked like ruffians, like gangsters, but no one dared to point fingers at them or drive them away, just stood coldly in the distance, and did not come to greet them at all.

Walking out of this car dealership, Che Wazi began to complain: "Grandma's, what kind of service attitude is this, it's too bad, right?" Even if he wanted to, Lao Tzu wouldn't buy their car! ”

Yang Tianyou smiled and said, "That's it, this attitude, buy a hair." ”

But after walking a few car dealerships in a row, there was no staff at all who were enthusiastic about them, and the mood of the three of them can be imagined.

Standing on the road, Zhang Yanyan said cautiously: "Boss, I suddenly understand a truth. ”

Yang Tianyou was stunned for a moment and said, "What's the reason?" What do you feel? ”

Sighing, Zhang Yanyan said seriously: "People rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, this is really reasonable, it is simply too reasonable." ”

Khan, Yang Tianyou looked Zhang Yanyan up and down, and said with the same emotion: "Lao Tzu never dreamed that you Zhang Yanyan could still say such literary words, it is too rare, too rare, is the sun coming out of the west today?" ”

"Possibly." Niu Wazi also said with concern: "I haven't seen the sun rise in the east." ”

"Boss, what I'm saying is true, you see us dressed like this, the ghost will be enthusiastic about us, and whoever has a fever in the brain will think that we are buying a car." Zhang Yanyan's face turned red and said.

Yang Tianyou glared and said, "What kind of, what, if you don't dress well, you can't buy a car?" With their attitude, my sister should be scolded, besides, we are not bad at dressing, you see my set of clothes, or someone else brought it to me from the county, hundreds of it! ”

His clothes were indeed bought for him by Feng Qingqing before, but unfortunately after wearing them for a few years, they have not been washed to the original bright color, and they look extremely old.

Niu Wazi pursed her lips, glanced at Yang Tianyou, and scolded: "I know that Feng Qingqing bought you this dress for you in the city, but you don't count, how many years have you bought it?" Cut, your clothes are good, my clothes are the best! ”

"The best ball!" Yang Tianyou glared at Niu Wazi and scolded: "Do you think you are playing a legend?" It's also the best, and it's a full set of fucking Zuma, okay, okay, don't talk nonsense, and the last one, let's buy it here, if no one has come to take care of us for a while, let's call the manager to come out and lecture! ”

After speaking, Yang Tianyou took the two of them to the car shop in front of them, this row of stores is full of car dealers, 4S stores, but unfortunately there are six or seven shops in front, this is the last one.

As soon as he walked into this car dealership, Yang Tianyou couldn't cry or laugh.

People say that if he doesn't see each other for a day, he sees his acquaintances again, but he sees them three times a day.

At the door of the supermarket in the morning and in the restaurant at noon, the big-breasted woman Yang Tianyou has met actually works in this car dealership!

Yang Tianyou was a little weak-hearted, thinking of the woman's contemptuous eyes before, he muttered a few words in his heart, but he still went in hard.

I'm afraid of a ball, Lao Tzu is here to buy a car, I'm a customer, what is a customer? That's God, maybe she can be cold to herself outside, but in this store, she doesn't dare, right?

Yang Tianyou comforted himself like this.

It's a pity that he still overestimated the qualities of this big-breasted woman.

As soon as he entered, Yang Tianyou's eyes lit up, this car dealership actually sells Beijing Hyundai, one of the cars is his favorite white streamlined, Yang Tianyou didn't care about anything else, went directly over, and circled around the car.

Tsk, this car is so beautiful!

Yang Tianyou muttered to himself.

Niu Wazi pursed his lips and said, "Brother Tian, you won't, you are worth this, just buy this car?" You should at least buy a Toyota off-road! ”

"Lao Tzu also wants to, but Lao Tzu can't afford it, forget it, this car is not bad!" Yang Tianyou smiled.

Stretched out his hand and touched the car, Yang Tianyou smiled, but he was happy here, and the big-breasted woman over there came over, and said a little coldly: "Look at the car, just look at the car, don't touch it casually, this is the rule in the store!" ”

Yang Tianyou was unhappy in his heart, extremely unhappy, turned his head, squinted at the big-breasted woman, frowned, and said, "Do you have such rules in your store?" Then I've looked all the way, why don't other car dealers have this rule? ”

"Are you going to buy a car?" The woman rolled her eyes with contempt.

Yang Tianyou was a little depressed, this is a bridge that will only appear in China, how can it be staged again in real life, is the novel really derived from real life?

There were also five or six young men and women in suits in the store, all smiling and looking at this side from a distance, and naturally there was contempt in their eyes.

In the first half of this year, Sichuan Province on the list of car purchases, Bazhong City topped the list, it can be seen that this year's car sales are quite good, people who work here, not the first day to face customers, but they really have not met customers like Yang Tianyou, how can not believe that Yang Tianyou will really buy a car.

But Yang Tianyou laughed a few times and said, "It's my right to buy a car or not, what does it matter to you?" ”

"You-" The woman knotted angrily, "Yes, that's your right, and it's also your right to see the car, but please don't touch the car!" ”

"Hey, what do you mean?" Zhang Yanyan was a little unhappy and shouted.

"Isn't it clear enough what I mean?" The woman glanced at Zhang Yanyan.

Niu Wazi shouted: "I'm grass, what kind of attitude is this, tell your manager to come out!" ”

Yang Tianyou raised his hand to let the two brothers stop, then smiled, smoked a pack of cigarettes and came out, smoke China, this is Yang Tianyou's rule, you can smoke Yuxi for twenty yuan at home, but outside, it is definitely China, you can't lose the face of Yongan people, Yongan people, they are all so sassy.

handed the two brothers cigarettes, Yang Tianyou leisurely lit the fire and smoked it, his movements looked very chic, but in the eyes of these staff, he deliberately pretended to be forced, but a pack of Chinese cigarettes can be pretended to be forced? Obviously it's not enough, so in the eyes of the staff, Yang Tianyou's behavior is a bit stupid.

But Yang Tianyou smiled and said, "I said, you said this car can't be touched?" ”

The woman nodded and said, "You can touch it, but once it is damaged, you can compensate, if you don't understand, there is a "Notice to Customers" posted on the wall over there, you can go over and take a look." ”

"I look at your sister!" Yang Tianyou restrained his smile and slapped the car on the body.

Syllable!

Everyone was stunned, and Yang Tianyou's reaction was a little too intense.

Seeing that the situation was not good, several staff members ran over together, standing behind the big-breasted woman, who was also so angry that her face turned red, and said, "You, you, do you want to make trouble?" If we want to make trouble, we have to call the police, and I can tell you that you can be presumptuous in other places, and here, you must not mess around, because when the time comes, you will not be able to afford it. ”

Yang Tianyou pursed his lips and sneered: "I'm sorry, I want to try the quality of this car, and patting it is not illegal." ”

"So you've tried it now, do you want to buy it? If you don't buy it, you're leaving! The woman bit her lip and said coldly.

"Buy, of course!" Yang Tianyou shouted: "However, I don't want to buy it from you, let your manager come out, I want to buy a car!" ”

The woman sneered: "You want to buy a car? Yes, now I can take you to go through the procedures, but we are a little inconvenient today, if you want a mortgage or installment, please bring the relevant documents to go through the procedures yourself, we do not cover it. ”

"Fuck the bart, you're deliberately making things difficult for us, aren't you?" Niu Wazi scolded: "How can this be true, don't you know that the customer is God?" ”

"Hey, don't scold people, you can't scold people when you buy a car!" Unconvinced, a young man exclaimed.

Niu Wazi grinned, and said with a smile: "What's wrong with me scolding her, she wants to be cheap, I like to scold, I love, like, happy!" ”

Khan, Niu Wazi this is a provocation, a naked provocation!

The woman was trembling with anger and was about to have a seizure, not wanting a temporary modern car to drive from outside, and two people walked down from the car, one was a middle-aged man in a suit, and the other was a beautiful woman in her thirties, dressed in gold and silver, and full of wealth and nobility.

The middle-aged man got out of the car and smiled at the middle-aged lady, "Miss Liu, how do you feel?" ”

"It's not bad, but I have to think about it again, that's it for today, I'll bring my husband to see it tomorrow." The middle-aged lady smiled.

The middle-aged man smiled and said: "Okay, it's okay, you are welcome to come back tomorrow, buying a car is a big deal, you must drive it yourself, try it, this can test the performance." ”

The middle-aged lady left, and the middle-aged man noticed Yang Tianyou's side, and immediately frowned, probably surprised by the dress of Yang Tianyou and the three, but his expression quickly regained his composure, walked over, and said with a smile: "What's the matter?" ”

The woman said a lot of bad things about Yang Tianyou and the three of them, but unfortunately the middle-aged man said in a deep voice: "What kind of attitude do you have, the customer is God, this is a matter of course, I'm sorry, three gentlemen, I apologize to you on behalf of my clerk, you can look at the car casually, test it, it doesn't matter if you buy it today or not." ”

The three brothers Yang Tianyou looked at each other, a little strange, grandma's, is this manager too easy to talk to, this is very different from the attitude of these employees under him.

"You're the manager here?" Yang Tianyou swallowed his saliva and asked.

The middle-aged man smiled: "Yes, my surname is Qiao, and I am the manager of this branch." ”

Yang Tianyou sighed and said, "Okay, I want to test the car, if the performance is good, I will buy it." ”

Test?

Yang Tianyou actually wants to test the car?

All the employees were angry, only Manager Qiao smiled and took the car keys, ran two laps with Yang Tianyou, and then came back and got out of the car, Yang Tianyou saw that Niu Wazi and Zhang Yanyan were left out in the cold, and no one paid attention to them, frowning and said to Manager Qiao: "You see that the quality of these employees below you is really problematic, my two brothers are also here to buy a car, why can't they even drink a glass of water?" Isn't that a bit too much? ”

Manager Qiao's face changed slightly, and he apologized: "I'm sorry, this is a dereliction of duty in our work, I will arrange for them to pour water immediately, and we will rectify it when we go back, thank you for your opinion." ”

After speaking, Manager Qiao asked the group of clerks to pour water and asked Yang Tianyou to sit down, as soon as Yang Tianyou sat down, he saw a faint ridicule in the eyes of a group of employees, and he was very unhappy, and said directly to Manager Qiao: "I want to order a car, two, full payment!" ”

Burst!

A group of clerks stared at each other and almost fell headlong.

It's a joke, right?

If you buy two at a time, you will get more than 200,000 yuan, and you will pay the full amount?