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"Yes! Checkmate! Mulan, Senior Brother and Little Senior Brother said with high morale, and then, the three of them walked out of the barracks with neat steps and high spirits, looking for food. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Entrusting such a heavy responsibility, is it because they are good at martial arts?" Master Qian asked curiously.

"It's not!" General Bao shook his head.

"Is it because they're so familiar with the terrain?" Master Qian asked again.

"Not either!" General Bao shook his head again, simply pulled Master Qian to the cafeteria, pointed to the rice bowl and said, "It's because they are all super rice worms!" "Isn't it, even the little junior brother who eats a little bit has a rice bowl that is more than three times larger than General Bao's bowl, not to mention Hua Mulan and Senior Brother who eat more!

Master Qian nodded, understood.

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It's winter, and it's so white that it's hard to tell the direction.

"Oops! We seem to be lost! Mulan, who was originally a road idiot, looked at the exact same scenery around her and had a headache.

"Brother Hua, it's okay!" The little junior brother pulled Mulan and took out a small round box from his pocket with one hand, "I carry a compass with me!" ”

Mulan was overjoyed and hurriedly asked the little junior brother to look in the direction.

"Strange!" The little junior brother looked at his compass suspiciously, "Why doesn't the compass have a needle?" ”

"Excuse me! I borrowed it just now! The senior brother said with a red face. At the same time, he was also picking his teeth with the pointer in the compass, which made Mulan and the little junior brother half angry.

The three of them walked to a shelter and sat down, so cold that they huddled together.

"Freezing and hungry...... I can't stand it anymore......" said the elder brother with a runny nose and a trembling voice.

"Bear with me!" Mulan said, "Imagine you're eating chicken!" ”

The elder brother quieted down and tried to imagine.

"Wow! I can't stand it anymore! After a while, the senior brother said again.

"What's wrong with you?" Mulan asked.

"How come I've eaten fried chicken, roast chicken, ginseng chicken, and scallion oily chicken, and I'm still hungry?" The senior brother touched his stomach and said suspiciously.

"Boom!" Mulan and the little junior brother fell.

In order not to freeze to death, everyone worked together to light the fire.

"Great! The fire is finally lit! The senior brother said excitedly, "If you have a fire, you won't freeze to death!" I'm the smartest big brother! But...... How do I feel colder and colder? ”

"Because I burned my clothes as firewood...... "The elder brother said with only a boxer left on his body, and he trembled and pointed to his clothes that were burning hotly as firewood.

All three were hungry and continued on their way.

"Go and find some wild fruits in the forest ahead to satisfy your hunger!" The senior brother pointed to the grove in front of him and said, "Durian! My favorite durian! The senior brother suddenly rushed forward excitedly.

"What? Durian? ”

"There are durians in this freezing weather?" Mulan and the little junior brother said suspiciously.

The elder brother rushed under the durian and plucked the durian off. Something terrible happened, as soon as the durian arrived, a large swarm of bees flew out and stung the elder brother all over the head!

"Wow! That's a wasp's nest! Mulan and the little junior brother were so frightened that they turned around and ran.

Bidding farewell to the durian wasp's nest, the three of them continued to walk.

"Where are you going to hunt in this kind of ghost weather?" The little junior brother complained as he walked, "Only foolish animals will come out at this time......"

Before the junior brother finished speaking, another majestic voice suddenly sounded: "Where are you going to find prey in this kind of ghost weather?" Only fool animals will come out......"

The three of them were curious and frightened, so they quickly covered their mouths and noses and hid.

Two lions, a female and a male, from Africa were passing behind them, and the male lion said dissatisfiedly: "It's all you, clamoring to come to China for sightseeing in this season......

After the lion couple walked away, the three of them quickly ran away and ran to a small river.

"There must be fish to catch in the river!" Senior Brother said excitedly.

"How can you catch fish without nets and rods?" Mulan looked at the senior brother and junior brother who were squatting on the ground and observing the river with suspicion and said.

"Artificial fish repellent!" The senior brother and the junior brother said in unison, and then took off their shoes at the same time and put their foul-smelling feet into the river.

"Vomit ......" At the same time that Mulan was stunned, many fish were also smoked and jumped out of the river.

What an amazing fishing technique!

After catching a lot of fish, the elder brother and the younger brother happily lit a fire and grilled the fish.

"Do you really not eat grilled fish?" The little junior brother took a skewer of roasted fish and said to Mulan who was lying on the side to build a snowman.

"Your feet stink to death, how dare I eat them?" Mulan said with disgust.

"Do your feet smell good?" The elder brother asked rhetorically.

"If you don't believe it, smell it, it's more fragrant than you!" Mulan said proudly and took off her shoes and socks. Suddenly, a smell of stinky feet that did not lose to the senior brother and the junior brother came out.

"Boom!" With a bang, in the big tree behind Mulan, a hibernating bear was innocently choked out of the hole.

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At night.

"Suffered! We have stumbled into the camp of the Huns! The three of them hid behind snowdrifts and observed the camp of the Huns.

At this time, a chubby dog passed by in front.

"Stalk that dog!" The senior brother immediately formulated a plan of action, and took the lead in leading Mulan and the little junior brother to crawl forward behind the Fan Dog.

The three watched as the dog swaggered into a barracks. "There must be a lot of things for dogs to be so fat!" Mulan guessed as she pointed to the barracks.

So, the three of them followed. Then, the trio were shocked.

I saw that the entire barracks was full of dead people's corpses, and the clothes were the corpses of the Han army! And the hounds were crouching on top of the corpse and gnawing on the bones!

Leaving the barracks where the dead were kept, the three of them entered another barracks next to each other.

"Come and see!" The senior brother opened the curtain and couldn't help but exclaim when he saw the things behind him, "This was plundered by Shan Yu last week!" It was the emperor who rewarded my soldiers with food......"

"Hey! You are Han soldiers! At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded, startling the three of them.

After looking for a while, I saw on the ground that a mouse with protruding eyes and a big belly, only bare bones in his limbs, and a blue body was squatting on the ground, and said weakly: "Your dog emperor sent expired food to us to eat, causing me to become like this!" ”

"Ah......" The three of them were speechless, but fortunately they were intercepted by Shan Yu!

The three of them stumbled upon Shan Yu's granary. So, under the leadership of the senior brother, the three of them set a fire.

"Victory! We burned down Shan Yu's granary! Senior Brother said excitedly.

"It's spread to the station's position!" Mulan said suddenly.

"There!" The little junior brother pointed to the direction where the fire was spreading and said in a panic.

"Ahh The elder brother was shocked.

"Wow! Burn, burn, burn! The three of them pointed to the position of the Han army that was bursting into flames, and stammered.

When they returned to the camp and saw the burned tents, the three of them pretended not to know and asked, "Have we been attacked?" ”

"Suddenly there was a strange wind!" General Bao, who was burned to a pulp, sat next to the stable and said angrily.

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In the Xiongnu camp, the fire was very strong, and everyone was busy fighting the fire.

The panicked strategist shouted, "The enemy is coming!" The camp is on fire! ”

"Salvage classified documents!" As he spoke, he rushed headlong into the burning main tent.

"The king is rescued from the fire!" The strategist burst into tears and snot in excitement, knelt in front of the main tent and shouted, "You are really the first warrior of the Huns!" ”

Shan Yu quickly rushed out, holding a small wooden box in both hands like a baby, and said, "How can a first love letter fall into the hands of the enemy? ”

The advisers and soldiers who knelt at the door fainted.

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Because the camp was burned, Shan Yu was furious and led a large army to attack the city again.

"I'm Shan Yu, the coach of the Huns! Which of you dares to come out and fight? Shan Yu shouted on horseback.

General Bao was having a headache, and suddenly the senior brother said, "Let me come!" With that, the senior brother opened the city gate with a huge burden and ran out.

"Don't shout! I'll deal with you! The senior brother said confidently.

"You? Are you the commander of the Han Army? Shan Yu looked at the senior brother suspiciously and said.

"That's me!" The senior brother said, taking out all the contents of the baggage, "You can cook whatever you want!" I can also fry, steam, blanch, fry, fry, marinate, stew, and master everything! The elder brother said while stir-frying the poached eggs.

It turned out that the senior brother heard "boss" as "cooking handsome".

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The Xiongnu army temporarily retreated. Master Qian and General Bao stood on the city wall to discuss strategies.

"The iron cavalry is coming, use Kong Ming's empty city plan to lure Shan Yu!" Master Qian whispered.

"Good! I'll tell the soldiers to get out first! General Bao nodded in agreement.

Shan Yu came with a large army, but saw that there was not a single soldier in the city, only Master Qian of the Han army was sitting on the gatehouse, and he was playing a very happy song. There are also some welcome words posted on the city walls: "Come in and sit!" "You're alone!" "Welcome to the city!" "I love you alone!"

"My lord, I'm afraid there is fraud in it!" The strategist, who smelled a hint of conspiracy, whispered in Shan Yu's ear.

"Well, retreat!" Shan Yu agreed with the strategist's opinion and went back with the army.

Seeing that Shan Yu's army had left, Master Qian, who was sweating profusely, hurriedly said to General Bao who was hiding behind: "Shan Yu has been fooled for the time being!" Tell the soldiers to regroup! ”

"Those stupid soldiers thought they really withdrew, and they all ran out!" General Bao said helplessly.

Master Qian was so angry that he knocked on General Bao's head, and the time he had won so hard was all in vain! (To be continued.) )