Chapter 6: Return My Skin
The neighbors looked at Luo Xiaobai, who was standing in the courtyard holding his hair with a frightened expression, and saw him staring directly at the paper figure in the pile of materials, and slowly retreated. The pen and the fun and the pavilion www.biquge.info thought to himself, could this guy be scared stupid?
However, what Luo Xiaobai saw was not a paper person, what he saw was a person with blurred flesh and blood, covered in blood-red tender flesh, and blood vessels and tendons exposed to the outside wriggling like a snake, standing in the pile of wood, staring at him with bulging eyes.
The blood-gourd-like man opened his mouth without lips, to be exact, only two rows of teeth grew on the root of the teeth, and only heard the bloody man say slowly in a pleasant female voice: "You give me back my skin......" The voice was gloomy and desolate.
Luo Xiaobai was really shocked and broke out in a cold sweat, he stretched out his hand to grab a villager behind him, pointed to the ghost like a blood gourd in front of him and said in a trembling voice: "That...... There's a ghost there! Do you see that? ”
However, the people behind him ignored him, and Luo Xiaobai repeated again: "! I said there was a female ghost without skin! Did you see that? ”
At this time, the person behind him slowly spoke: "I saw it, you return my skin ......"
Luo Xiaobai's body seemed to be overpowered, and he rushed far away, and when he turned his head, he saw that the one he had just caught was not a villager, but a ghost covered in flesh and blood, and the ghost slowly stepped forward and whimpered and said, "Can you give me my skin back?" ”
"Will you give me my skin back?"
"Give me back my skin!"
"Give me back my skin!"
"Woooooooooo......oo It's so sad...... It hurts! ”
There was a jumble of words all around, sadness, pain, and resentment. Luo Xiaobai looked up, and he found that there was no one in the courtyard, but dozens of bloody strangers were standing, they stretched out their hands and walked slowly towards him.
Luo Xiaobai was so frightened that he squatted on the ground, looked blankly at the surrounding ghosts, and said to himself in despair: "Lao Tzu has beaten the blind, scolded the dumb, stolen money, and stole the underwear of female classmates, but when did Lao Tzu steal your skin?" Spare me! I have a bad dad on top, and a ...... on the bottom" was stuck for a while, and I didn't know how to make it up.
"There is a wrong...... Creditors are in charge...... Why do the seven have to hold on to this little brother? A gong-like voice floated over, and this voice fell on Luo Xiaobai's ears, and it sounded so pleasant.
I saw Niu Lao Liu coming out of nowhere, he was standing beside Luo Xiaobai, and those bloody guys stopped in unison, their black eyes full of resentment.
Seeing that there was a living person beside him, Luo Xiaobai had confidence, stood up and said, "Sixth! Are you illiterate? There are dozens of numbers, why do you only say seven? ”
Niu Lao Liu smiled, stretched out his hand to seal the seal, and read in his mouth: "Taiyi Zhenjun, help me Shenwei, urgent as a law, appear!" ”
I saw those bloody people bang! There was a series of muffled sounds, all of which turned into a pool of blood, and in the distance in the pile of timber stood seven bloody people with terrified eyes.
One of the bloody men opened the two rows of white Sensen's teeth and said indignantly, "Dead Daoist! You're nosy, you hate ...... Stinky rascals ......"
As soon as this coquettish hum came out, Luo Xiaobai was so frightened that he almost squatted down again, but the voices of these disgusting and terrifying guys were pleasant, but with their bloody bodies, it was really weird, and people couldn't help but feel numb.
Niu Lao Liu snorted and said, "You little things, why didn't you dare to come out just now?" Do you think that Lao Dao is easier to bully than that Ge Er? ”
One of the blood people seemed to be a socially mixed figure, only to hear her come forward and say, "What's the matter? Bull's nose? This kid is dressed in our skin, he owes his debts to pay his money, he owes his life to his life, you draw a line! It's really not okay for the old lady to sleep with you for one night, and you don't go to this troubled water. I think that when my sister Xia accompanied someone for one night, it would start with six figures! ”
Niu Lao Liu was so frightened that he took a step back, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Come on!" Lao Dao is really afraid of you, just your current virtue! I can't get enough of the old way of starting with six cents! ”
At this time, I saw a bloody man slowly step forward, knelt on the ground, and only heard her complaining: "Dao Chief, please, there is no earthworm to give birth to in my life, I don't want to become such a disgusting thing, woo woo woo ......" said that he couldn't cry anymore.
Niu Lao Liu hurriedly waved his hand and hurriedly said, "It's done!" Your current virtue is not as good as that earthworm, the old Tao can't stand the crying of women the most, so let's wait for the old way to fill your stomach, and turn back to me to meet the Taoist temple, I want to return his skin to you? ”
"Really?"
"Great! I can scare myself out of the way I look now! ”
"Then you can hurry up!"
The blood people let out a chirping question, and Luo Xiaobai's head was about to explode.
Niu Lao Liu said impatiently: "Alas! Don't rush! The monks don't speak, and the old Taoist has to eat enough to have the strength to work! ”
The blood people immediately stopped talking, one by one silent, suddenly Luo Xiaobai's eyes bloomed, and he found himself standing in the crowd again, and Niu Lao Liu had already sat on the table and began to feast on a bottle of liquor, every time he took a sip of liquor, he would wipe his greasy mouth with his dirty sleeves, and then continued to eat wildly, the guests couldn't get used to his sloppy appearance and eating appearance, and he was the only one who enjoyed a whole large table of wine and food.
The coffin didn't know when it was carried away, and Luo Dawang and the others were gone, presumably they carried Ge Lao Er out of the funeral, and it was replaced by a banquet full of courtyards.
Luo Xiaobai looked around, and was stunned that the banquet was already full, so he had no choice but to come to Niu Laoliu's table and sit opposite Niu Laoliu from a distance
He stretched out his hand and rubbed his already shriveled belly, forcibly not looking at the disgusting sloppiness of the cow Lao Liu, reached out and picked up a chicken leg and gnawed it, when the chicken slid across the tip of his tongue, Luo Xiaobai even felt that this seemed to be the most delicious delicacy in the world, and he was so moved that he almost cried, after all, the rice had not been sticky for two days.
"Is a broken chicken leg that delicious?" There was a woman's sarcastic voice beside her.
"Nonsense! You haven't eaten in two days? Love to eat, don't bother me if you don't eat! Piping pulls! Luo Xiaobai said vaguely, just slamming the food on the table into his mouth.
"Yo! The little cub's temper is not small! Social people? I haven't eaten in two months, isn't this okay? The voice said again.
Luo Xiaobai came up as soon as he heard the anger, these words were obviously provocative, how could anyone not eat for two months? He swallowed hard the food in his mouth that had not yet been chewed, and said coldly: "If you don't brag b, why can you die?" Don't leave here and have trouble with me, boy! The brain melon seeds cut you and fart, do you believe it? ”
When he turned around and saw the figure standing behind him, he was stunned, and a pig's trotter that he hadn't had time to bite on the table slammed on the table, smashing over a mouthful of the big bowl, and the beer in the bowl spilled on the table, until the cold beer flowed down the edge of the table to his pants, Luo Xiaobai was awakened by the coldness.