Chapter 11 Couples' Sincere Questions and Answers!!
A large stack of notes was thrown into the cardboard box in full view of everyone. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Zhao An picked up the cardboard box with the opening on it, shook it back and forth a few times, and put it on a desk.
The desks are in the middle of the specially set aside space.
And the first couple to come on stage was actually Zhang Ling, the former deputy head of the class, and her boyfriend.
At this time, the two men were standing on either side of the desk where the cardboard box was placed.
"I'm going to talk about the detailed rules for couples, and each group of couples has to do a total of six questions and answers. The man and the woman each have three times, alternately drawing questions back and forth. As for who draws the question first? It is up to the guessing boxing. Now start deciding who asks the questions first! Guess the punch! Zhao An, who was standing on the side of the podium, told Zhang Ling and the two, and finally announced the official start of the game.
Zhang Ling and her boyfriend didn't hesitate too much, and quickly guessed the box!
Rock smash scissors!
Zhang Ling, who was out of the stone, first put her hand into the cardboard box in front of her, took out a note from it, took it in front of her and looked at it, and asked with a strange face: "May I ask when is your menstruation?" ā
Rumble!
The whole classroom burst into laughter, some slapping their desks with laughter.
Zhang Ling's boyfriend also had a weird face, and he couldn't help but want to laugh.
"Please answer quickly! Failure to answer a question within the 30-second time limit is considered a refusal to answer and will be punished. Of course, since some questions are too ridiculous for the answerer, they can be answered based on facts. Zhao An quickly reminded on the side.
Hearing this, Zhang Ling's boyfriend quickly replied: "I'm a man, it's impossible to have menstruation!" ā
"Over!" Zhao An judged.
Next, it was Zhang Ling's boyfriend's turn to reach into the cardboard box and take out the note.
"Who was your first love?" He asked this question to his girlfriend Zhang Ling.
It can be said that there was no hesitation, Zhang Ling turned her head and glanced at Zhao An on the side, and said, "My first love is Zhao An." ā
Oh āāāāāā!
Many people in the classroom uttered this strange tone in unison, and they all looked at Zhao An, who was the host, with a smile that seemed to be not a smile.
And Zhao An looked at Zhang Ling with some surprise, as if it was the first time he knew that there was such a thing.
But after all, it's the first love, and it's been so many years.
Perhaps it is precisely because she forgets the taste of first love that Zhang Ling will answer so calmly. Zhao An, who figured this out, didn't take it too seriously.
He said to Zhang Ling with a smile: "I didn't expect it! The deputy squad leader actually had a crush on me before? Looks like I can take this to the point! ā
Hahahahaha......
This little episode is revealed.
The third question is Zhang Ling's turn again.
"Who was your first kiss?"
"Chuanna." Zhang Ling's boyfriend quickly replied with a name.
Zhao An judged: "Yes! ā
The fourth question is Zhang Ling's boyfriend's turn.
"Do you like bananas?"
"Don't like it...... What's wrong? Why is your expression so weird? Zhang Ling, who answered this question, looked at her boyfriend's face and asked strangely.
His boyfriend handed her the note.
When I took a look, I saw that there was a pattern drawn next to the word 'banana' written on the note. A long strip is a little curved, it looks like a banana, but what about the two balls next to one end?!!!
As soon as she saw the signature, Zhang Ling turned her head and shouted somewhere in the audience: "Lin Zhenxiong! You can do it! ā
"The deputy squad leader spares his life!" It should be an old classmate named Lin Zhenxiong, and the boy screamed in response.
Snorted, Zhang Ling glanced at it deadly.
The game continues.
This time it was Zhang Ling's turn again, and when she took out the note, Zhang Ling's face was a little relaxed.
This question is quite serious, I thought it was some messy issues involving gender relations, but I didn't expect someone to write such a serious question.
She then pronounced the question: "Please name the thirteen digits after the decimal point of pi." ā
āā¦ā¦ Isn't it okay to have three decimal places? After hesitating for a moment, Zhang Ling's boyfriend asked in embarrassment.
This made Zhang Ling suddenly feel bad!
At this moment, there was a 'wicked laugh' accompanied by the commentary: "Hum hum hum! The real 'trap' of this game has appeared! When faced with the type of question like the one I 'demonstrated', it is actually the best answer. Even if it's a lie, as long as I can't tell, I can count it. Therefore, the real focus of this game is not in those 'problems', but in the topics that really need to be supported by practical knowledge! Once you answer incorrectly, it's easy to get sure! ā
Zhao An's face became more and more 'weird' with the words and smile.
The audience present also looked at it with a 'happy face'.
Because they all know what happens if they can't answer, or if they answer incorrectly.
āā¦ā¦ IāI can't answer. Zhang Ling's boyfriend still reluctantly affirmed that he was unable to answer this question.
After all, pi is thirteen digits after the decimal point! Even ordinary scholars probably don't have the leisure to remember!
"Okay, it looks like the first person to be punished has appeared! Let me see who the signatory of this topic will be? Taking the note from Zhang Ling's hand, Zhao An looked at it as he spoke, and then continued: "I have asked Qiao Shan to propose a punishment!" ā
A tender-faced boy who looked weak, wore glasses, and didn't match the name at all, stood up.
Everyone present looked at him, Qiao Shan pushed his glasses and pretended to be calm, but he couldn't hide his smug expression: "Everyone, please listen to me first. The thirteen decimal places after pi are: 14159265358979323846264338327950238419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803487534211706793214808...... I'm sorry! I couldn't hold my mouth for a while, and it seemed that there were far more than thirteen. ā
Speaking of this, Qiao Shan pushed his glasses again, trying to suppress the smug smile on his face.
"What are you pretending to be?!!!" Someone couldn't stand it anymore and shouted.
This made Qiao Shan's face stiffen, listening to the whispers around him, and looking at some fingers. knew that if he didn't continue the key process of the game, he would be angry!
So he hurriedly said to the couple on the game field: "Please Zhang Ling, as the executor of the punishment, go and kiss her boyfriend's mouth!" ā
As soon as he finished speaking, Qiao Shan hurriedly sat down.
Suddenly, the whole classroom burst into an uproar: kiss one! Kiss one! Kiss one! Kiss one kiss kiss one kiss one ......kiss one kiss
Is there anyone who hasn't heckled? Li Xiaoyu and Zhang Yecheng, who were watching all this happen, did not.
"What should I do?" Zhang Yecheng asked in a worried whisper to Li Xiaoyu beside him.
Li Xiaoyu also whispered: "Look at luck." ā
"But if you're unlucky?"
"It's like being bitten by a dog!"
Hearing Li Xiaoyu's answer, Zhang Yecheng looked depressed. There is no doubt that Li Xiaoyu is comparing him to a dog.
All right! Don't think about it yet.
Now it seems that the only way to do this is to pray that Lady Luck will be willing to be on their side!
And right now, it is to witness Zhang Ling taking the initiative to kiss her boyfriend. Add an ambiguous = ambiguous color to this game.
"Sorry! I can't! ā
However, things turned out to disappoint almost everyone. Zhang Ling spoke directly and refused.
Zhao An, as the host, hurriedly persuaded: "Just kiss your boyfriend in public......"
"It really can't be done! I'm sorry, but it's so embarrassing to do this kind of thing in public! ā
Obviously, Zhang Ling's tone of voice was very strong.
She really didn't want to kiss her boyfriend in public.
This caused a large number of boos in the classroom, but in the face of this wave of boos, she still insisted a few times: "Let's change the punishment method, I really can't do this kind of punishment!" ā
āā¦ā¦ Since you insist on it, let's change it. Seeing this, Zhao An did not continue to persuade him, and turned to the audience and said, "Then it is still up to Qiao Shan to decide the punishment." ā
"Kiss the forehead." This time, Qiao Shan didn't hesitate, and quickly stood up and said this punishment.
It's still a kiss, but kissing the forehead and kissing the lips has a different meaning.
Just hesitated, Zhang Ling nodded and came to her boyfriend. Lifting his foot, he gave him a quick tap on the forehead.
Without the slightest enthusiasm, it seems that he is afraid that his lips will stay on it for too long.
There wasn't any cheering from anyone around, because it was disappointing compared to kissing the lips.
After the punishment, there is the last question.
There is nothing to say about this question, it will pass quickly. Zhang Ling and her boyfriend went down and switched to another group.
Li Xiaoyu didn't pay attention to another group of couples who came up, but looked at Zhang Ling, who was back to her seat.
couldn't help but recall Zhang Ling's face when she refused to kiss before. That kind of face can be said to be ugly, but there is not the slightest shyness in it.
The same is true when you go to kiss your boyfriend on the forehead.
plus what Li Xiaoyu saw from Zhang Ling's steps......
"Zhang Ling and his boyfriend are not really a couple." is very sure, Li Xiaoyu said this to Zhang Yecheng on the side.
The handsome face looked at her with surprise and suspicion.
It was easy to see the meaning, and Zhang Yecheng seemed to say: 'What nonsense are you talking about?!!! ā
"I'm not talking nonsense! Don't you think it's strange? It's obviously a couple, but they don't dare to kiss in public! Don't say anything because you're shy! If you think about it, have you ever seen the slightest shyness on her face? Isn't it suspicious that even kissing his forehead hesitates? And, I have one more piece of conclusive evidence! ā
"What evidence?" Faced with Li Xiaoyu's sworn words, Zhang Yecheng asked suspiciously.
Li Xiaoyu whispered in his ear in an affirmative tone: "Zhang Ling is a virgin = female." ā
"That's it? Can't there be pure love? ā
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"Why do you see me like that?"
Exhaling lightly, Li Xiaoyu said in his heart that he should be calm.
Anyway, she already knew that Zhang Yecheng was a novice! In addition, the first question asked was not: How can you tell if Zhang Ling is a virgin = female?
So how did Li Xiaoyu see if Zhang Ling was wrong?
The answer is simple, discern from the pace of women. In this regard, she can be regarded as having some experience. Although it is not possible to see women like some strongmen, as long as you look carefully for a while, you can still see it.
In this way, since it can be proved that Zhang Ling is a virgin, why did she keep her virginity = virgin for so long?
No one pursues? No way! It's not an ugly girl, but she can say that her posture is acceptable.
Until now, I haven't been deceived = body, is it because I am determined not to indulge in male sex? Li Xiaoyu never believed that there was such a thing, she was really determined not to indulge in male sex, so what is the matter with saying that her first love is Zhao An?
And so, here's the problem!
Why does Zhang Ling want to keep virgin = female? And Zhang = Ling, who kept her virgin, why would she find a fake boyfriend to attend the class reunion?
After a little thought, a hypothesis appeared in Li Xiaoyu's mind.
"If that's the case, that's fun!" I don't know what I thought, the corners of Li Xiaoyu's mouth flashed a faint arc, and he whispered to himself.
She glanced at Zhang Yecheng, then at Zhao An, who was hosting the game, at Zhang Ling, at Lin Wei, and raised her hand to herself.
Just when Li Xiaoyu was thinking more deeply, the pair of lovers who went up after Zhang Ling's group ended up after kissing each other for a while, which heated up the atmosphere present.
The next couple is also about to play.
Which one will it be?
In fact, the arrangement of the couples is based on the order of seating, with the front seat first, and the second seat followed by the left first.
Although Zhao An didn't explain it like this, he did it. Now the two groups of couples sitting in the front go up, and people can see it.
The couple who just came down sat on the left side of the same row as Li Xiaoyu and Zhang Yecheng.
So.
"It's our turn!" Zhang Yecheng reminded Li Xiaoyu, who was contemplating beside him.
came back to his senses, despite his reluctance, Li Xiaoyu also had an 'innocent' smile on his face, and walked on the field with Zhang Yecheng holding hands in front of everyone.
Needless to say, after guessing the boxing, the first decision was that Zhang Yecheng put his hand into the carton and took out the note to take a look.
"Who is your favorite female celebrity?"
"I like Chunchun the most!" Faced with Zhang Yecheng's question, Li Xiaoyu said with a pure smile such a nickname as 'Chunchun'.
This made the host Zhao An can't help asking: "May I ask who Chunchun is?" ā
"Li Yuchun? I'm a big fan of hers! ā
"It turned out to be Brother Chun!" Zhao An suddenly realized!
After glancing at the excited and joyful look on Li Xiaoyu's face, as if he was thinking of an idol, should he say that the 'innocent' girl is indeed a good match for Brother Chun?
"Yes."
Okay, the next question is for Li Xiaoyu.
Take a look at the note, and soon! Li Xiaoyu raised his hand to cover his face, and seemed to be very shy and said, "This question is really unspeakable, it's too embarrassing?" ā
"Don't worry! People won't laugh at you, just say it! Zhao An smiled and persuaded with a friendly smile.
pretended to hesitate for a long time before he made up his mind and put down the hand that was hiding his face.
I saw a beautiful face, full of red glow, and the eyes were a little moist, making the eyes look as if they were going to be intoxicated. This coquettish gesture made some of the male viewers below swallow their saliva when they saw it.
Some women were so jealous and envious that they secretly snorted, and said in their hearts: Charming fox spirit! Why don't you die?!!!
Even Zhao An couldn't help but take a few more looks.
Anyway, how did you do this blushing? Zhang Yecheng, who was facing Li Xiaoyu's face, was puzzled and felt very strange.
At this moment, Li Xiaoyu wailed in his heart: 'Ouch, it hurts! It hurts! I didn't expect it to hurt like this when I put chili water on my face! This is still chili water mixed with water, and I will never do such a stupid thing again!
On the surface, he tried to maintain a shy expression, and asked Zhang Yecheng: "That, the question is to ask, the one that asked you, there is, how much, how long will it be after it is hard?" ā
As he spoke, he seemed to be shy, and his head was tilted to one side and lowered.
The slender jade hand pointed at Zhang Yecheng's ...... Nakedness?
That place, how long will it be if it's hard?
Soon figured out what kind of question it was, and the look on Zhang Yecheng's face became strange, and he even blushed.
Both men and women on the field blushed.
Should it be said that they are worthy of being the right 'couple'?
And the old and young masters and girls in the audience couldn't help but snicker. At the same time, I was also curious about what kind of answer Zhang Yecheng would give.
How long has Zhang Yecheng been there?
The men off the field care, and I hope that Zhang Yecheng's length must be shorter than himself! After all, they are all spicy, handsome, and rich! There is also a spicy majesty, so that people don't live well!
The girls in the audience cared about it, thinking that if it was long, long...... Suck!
In this way, under the expectation of everyone, Zhang Yecheng finally said with an embarrassed expression: "I haven't measured it, so I don't know!" ā
This is a normal answer, and in fact many men don't even go out of their way to measure their stuff.
After all, you don't need to measure the size of the thing to order the underwear you wear.
But it was such a 'normal' answer, but Li Xiaoyu was not satisfied!
'it! You actually dropped the chain at a critical moment?! Don't you know how to report a number? Could it be that someone will take your pants and take a ruler to measure you carefully in order to prove it? You idiot! I was killed by you!!! ā
The above is Li Xiaoyu's heart at this moment.
After all, Zhang Yecheng's answer will be regarded as a refusal to answer. And those who refuse to answer will be punished.
According to the urine sex of this 'couple's heartfelt quiz' game, what kind of punishment it will be, you can imagine it with your toes.
"Please tell me how to punish him!" Taking the note in Li Xiaoyu's hand, Zhao An shouted after seeing the signature on it.
A tall, muscular, figure that didn't look 'flabby' at all stood up.
This boy called Qian Relaxation, what will be the punishment when he says it?
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