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"Alas, it's so irritable, this TM is the rhythm of ten consecutive kneeling, ah, ah, ah, ah, my flood power is already hungry and thirsty......"

"Sao dog, don't howl, hurry up and throw away the lunch box you laid down, what's the smell of this, did you commit that dog nose rhinitis again......"

"Okay, you dead fat man, I'm at a low point in life, if you don't come to comfort me, I'm still in the ground, you wait, don't want me to take you to the top in the future, it's useless to kneel and beg me!"

After speaking, Wang Xingyan, who was full of scruffy beard, picked up a piece of clothing and put it on, and walked to the trash can in the corridor with the lunch box that I didn't know if it was yesterday or the day before yesterday. When I got back to the dormitory, I went to the balcony to wipe my face, and leaned on the railing to feel the warm breeze, okay... Summer is scorching, sauna wind.

In order to enrich the students' spare time, Wang Xingyan's school can be described as a model school, with various entertainment facilities such as cinemas, KTV, bars, chess and card rooms, etc.

Wang Xingyan's dormitory building is located opposite a small theater in their school, at this time, it is summer Futian, and the rhythm of the bathhouse and sauna is everywhere outside.

At this time, the big screen on the small theater is showing the school's latest domestic blockbuster "Tomb Robbery Notes", which is said that their school is also very powerful, this movie has just been released for a day, the school has introduced it, and it is also free to put it in the small theater for public screening, even Wang Xingyan, who has no ears to hear things outside the window, looked at the spectacle of the girls downstairs with staggered legs, and couldn't help but give the school a thumbs up.

At this time, the 100 seats in the theater are already full, and not to talk about the movie, just talk about the star effect of the starring Xiao Xianrou, you can imagine how many girls gather in it.

Wang Xingyan, who was squinting, stretched his head forward, looking at the rows of big white legs below shining under the reflection of the screen, his heart was instantly restless, and he didn't notice it when he overflowed the corners of his mouth.

"How good it would be if I was also a star, it would be really a beautiful woman to greet me when I went out, when I was lonely in the middle of the night, I shook it casually, and there was a group of beautiful girls with long legs and big breasts to warm the bed, or find the goddess Liying sister for in-depth cooperation, and when the time came, Liying girl secretly promised me, ahhahahaha...... You can earn millions by standing on the street and farting, alas, the world of the real sister is not ancient...... Looking at me now, I didn't succeed in my studies, and I was a scumbag of war, and I thought about it, but I was unbalanced, alas......"

"Sao Dog, don't YY, be careful with a pestle, that railing is purely a cut corner, thanks to your thinness, half of your body can stretch out, otherwise I would have gone down with a pestle."

It's too late, it's fast, I don't know if it's the fat man's mouth, or if it's fate, the two sections on the railing snapped and cracked, and Wang Xingyan, who was still trapped in fantasy, accompanied by a beautiful parabola, stood up with his head straight down, and the horn at the corner of his mouth was not lonely and fluttering in the wind. only heard a dull sound, boom, Wang Xingyan, who had returned to his senses slightly, only had time to flash a thought,

"What's going on? ……”

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"What's going on? Master, why is it so lively outside? ”

A little monk in an extremely loose brown robe was noisily trotting along the bluestone road to the temple, suddenly, stepping on the edge of the mopping robe, a force was unbalanced, and he fell forward violently to eat, saying that it was a coincidence, his forehead happened to hit a raised stone on the road, and suddenly he felt dizzy and fainted.

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Vaguely feeling a vigorous palm groping around on his head, Wang Xingyan slowly woke up, held his head with one hand, and sat up with grinning teeth. When I saw the surroundings clearly, I was stunned,

"What the hell is this, this quaint and elegant wooden house looks like an ancient temple that I have visited before. Well? This rich sandalwood fragrance is also presentable. But where is this, am I not looking at the thighs of beautiful women, am I not dating Liying's sister, I was kidnapped? ……”

At this time, a middle-aged monk with a kind face came up to Wang Xingyan and asked with a concerned face:

"Punchline, are you still dizzy, what else is uncomfortable?"

"Punchline? How does it feel so familiar, who is that? … The great monk in front of him is a gangster? It's not like that. Wang Xingyan thought about it and didn't have a clue, so he could only ask the monk in front of him vigilantly, "Master, where am I?" Hiss... It hurts, it hurts, what's wrong with my head, how can something protrude out? At this time, Wang Xingyan happened to touch the big bag on the door of his head, and suddenly trembled, grinning his teeth for a while.

"What master, little rabbit cub, you don't know the teacher anymore? Come on, I'll see if you're stupid......"

Fan Chen raised his hand with an angry face and was about to clean him up, looked at the big bag on his head, and sighed, That's it, it's important.

"Do you still have anything uncomfortable, walking like this, you have been practicing for me for so many years, you are not ashamed. Wait until you get better and then dare to practice and be lazy, see if I don't break your legs, I see that you still dare to fall for me..."

"As a teacher, I still have some things, I have to go and receive the film crew who just came. Let's just a small temple and a small temple, people can pick this to shoot and shoot, when we are the God of Wealth, and we can't slack off. On the side is a big tonic soup that has been boiled, so you can drink it and have a good rest. Speaking of this, Fan Chen thought of the expensive venue fee, and his mood suddenly became much more beautiful, and he walked out with a smile.

"What the hell, it's all here, inexplicable." Wang Xingyan, who looked confused, was just about to reach out and lift the quilt on his body and get out of bed, when he suddenly felt a huge shock in his heart, "This, this, is this my hand?" …”

Jumping to the ground suddenly, walking to the table on the other side, looking at the mirror in front of him, Wang Xingyan was suddenly stunned.

I saw that in the mirror, there was a young man with a low head, clear eyebrows, a round bare head, and a wide brown robe. "This, who is this," Wang Xingyan's head hurt again at this time, holding his smooth head in both hands, and struggling to recall on the wooden table.

"I remember, I remember I was watching a movie, no, I was looking at my thighs... And then, it seems to be intimate with Liying's sister again, and then I have a headache... When I opened my eyes, I saw a middle-aged monk, right! Say it's my master, huh? Where did I come from, master, wait, it seems like something just flashed through my mind. Wang Xingyan squeezed his head with his hand, "Punchline, punchline, I seem to be a punchline." No, I'm Wang Xingyan! This, it's not my body, it's the punchline! Damn, what the hell is going on with this TM, crossed? ”

"I seemed to be hanging up before, but this is alive again? The punchline seems to be dead, could it be that at that moment, the sky and the earth changed color, and time and space changed? He went to my body? Only this one makes sense. No, I've got to get myself back, right! ”

Wang Xingyan suddenly turned over the boxes and cabinets, flipped here, flipped there, and ran around in a hurry in a wooden house of about 20 square meters.

"How could it not be?" looked around blankly, and the only old-fashioned TV with electronic products in the corner instantly attracted Wang Xingyan's attention. Hurriedly ran over and opened it, "It's okay, it's good, there's a show." ”

At this time, it was the news broadcast of Central One, and Wang Xingyan was suddenly a little excited, "It's okay, it's still so familiar......

CCTV News: At 14:28 on May 12, 2008, a 7.8-magnitude earthquake occurred in Wenchuan County, Southwest Province. At present, relevant experts are holding consultations on the earthquake situation. According to the news, according to the relevant emergency regulations, the earthquake emergency rescue mechanism has been urgently activated, and the mobilization of relevant rescue personnel and materials has been launched. ”

"'08? Damn, it's been 8 years," Wang Xingyan slowly recalled, "Yes, there was an earthquake in Sichuan at that time, but how can this be Southwest Province?" Wenchuan? Which country? Something seems wrong. ”

Hurriedly switched to the central 5 again, and a fierce football match was being broadcast, "Reds vs Blues 1:1, well, yes." Hey? No, what the hell, there are these two teams? What about Liverpool? What about Chelsea? When did you turn positive..."

I only heard the commentator of CCTV 5 commenting passionately: "Okay, beautiful pass, Su Yaying sent a beautiful long shot, alas, alas, it hit the door frame." Again, the opportunity ......"

What the hell is Yingfa, damn, parallel through the world? I'm so dizzy, let me be quiet. Wang Xingyan changed a few more stations and found that the overall situation was the same as before, such as, I am still Chinese! But the details have changed......

Seeing this, Wang Xingyan sat on the futon in the house in a daze, his face was ever-changing, and he thought of his parents who had worked hard to raise me for more than 20 years, what should they do? I thought again, the one named Punch Line should have borrowed my body to resurrect, will he take good care of my parents... Thinking of this, Wang Xingyan's heart suddenly felt a sharp pain, I haven't loved them properly, I have already been separated from them by I don't know how many planes, this is really ......

At this time, Wang Xingyan felt lost in his heart, and returned to the bed as if he had lost his soul. Looking at the unfamiliar furnishings around me, looking at the buzzing old-fashioned TV, tears unconsciously slipped down the corners of my eyes and onto my face. Following the homesickness, Wang Xingyan slowly fell asleep.

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As soon as the day dawned, Wang Xingyan woke up in a noisy sound, rubbed his eyes with his hands, got out of bed slowly, squinted his eyes, walked out of the door to take a look, only to know that it was the crew mentioned by the master before, the staff was setting up debugging equipment, and the actors were also preparing for makeup.

After moving a futon back to the house, sitting at the door, looking at the busy crowd in front of him, Wang Xingyan fell into his dazed thoughts again. At this time, after a day's rest, his mood has calmed down. After such an unbelievable encounter, as a dead house in novels and games in his previous life, he couldn't help but have some calculations in his heart.

"I'm a time-traveler, huh? How did those novels in my previous life go, right! The traverser has a sense of being ahead of its time! With such a big advantage, if you don't grasp it, wouldn't it be the same as a salted fish?! I can't stay in the bedroom like I did in my previous life, and I'm always a scumbag in the end. If you want others to look at you differently, and if you want to give your sweetheart a better future, you have to make changes, you have to!

Wait, no, this world is different, ahead of its time. It's like knowing where the 16 Olympics are going, and the eggs are used?

Well? Thought of it! I'm such a pig, I know all day long that I dream big dreams. I have to think differently about 'ahead of my time', and I do seem to have something really good.

First and foremost, music! Since this world is different from the previous life, wouldn't so many classic songs that were sung by everyone in the previous life be my copyright?! I almost missed such a good thing, what a pig! Although I don't know music, I can write lyrics, I can hum songs, and when the time comes, I will find a band to compose a song and sell it to singers, no, I can't cheap them, it is a cultural treasure in my previous life. Maybe I'll be a singer too, well, this sunny avenue is very sunny...

Think again, huh? Right! Seems to have caught something. What does the textbook say, what is the policy that my country has been encouraging, innovation! In my previous life, so many classic movies, TV series, various variety shows and other ideas, couldn't they all be my creativity?! This is the most valuable treasure! ”

Wang Xingyan couldn't suppress the excitement in his heart, jumped up from the futon suddenly, and jumped several times to relieve the excitement in his heart.

"I have tickets to the Walk of Fame, stars, stars, you're no longer out of reach!

Yes, I believe that I can, I can change myself in my previous life, I can make the people who love me proud, I can make the people I love happy, I can live a wonderful life, I can stand on the brightly lit stage of 10,000 people and shout: 'Big star, I can also !! ’”