"Give me this piece of jade for safekeeping. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" A Jiudao.

"How can this work, I bought this piece of jade at a great price." Jin Jinbao is embarrassed.

"Then you can keep it for yourself, but you must be careful to collect it, but don't break it, otherwise you will be the murderer of the whole town."

"Master Lin, don't scare me."

"I'm not going to scare you."

"No, I bought this piece of jade at a great price, and I can't give it to you anyway." Jin Jinbao shook his head.

"Then let's draw a talisman first, you use the talisman to wrap up this piece of jade and bury it in the ground, and then I can buy this piece of jade from you when I have the money?"

"That's fine, but Fu doesn't need money, right?"

"Boss Jin, you are too careful, everyone is a villager, how can I ask for money for a talisman, now we can talk about the shop."

After the transaction is completed, the shop is no longer Ah Jiu's, the 20,000 yuan for selling the shop, 10,000 yuan as the travel fee, 10,000 yuan to Mao Dazui told him to save some flowers, steamed buns and pickles can be eaten full, don't go down to the restaurant to drink wine and eat meat, if you can save it, Ah Jiu is a poor person, whether you can make money this time is not certain.

When I returned to the shop, Ah Jiu knew that Tianya was really lost, and I had no choice but to call back, and the driver was waiting for Ah Jiu to pay the bill at the door of the shop, but Ah Jiu didn't blame Tianya, and it was normal for a little girl to get lost here.

Ah Jiu suddenly remembered something and gave Wen Caiqiusheng two hundred yuan.

After Wencai Qiusheng left, Ah Jiu took Guo Tianya to his room, let Guo Tianya sit down on the sofa, Ah Jiu opened the VCD, held a stack of CDs that he had treasured for many years and asked Guo Tianya: "Miss Guo, do you want to see that?" ”

"Don't keep calling me Miss Guo, just call me Tianya." Guo Tianya took the disc and flipped through it.

"Mr. Zombie, Uncle Zombie, Master Zombie, Zombie Supreme, Zombie Family, Music Zombie, why are they all zombies?" Guo Tianya asked.

"Because I like to watch zombie movies, if you don't like watching zombie movies, you can continue to scroll down."

"One eyebrow Dao Chang, Mr. Phantom, Phantom Tianzun, Monster City, Bloody Clothes Conjuring Spirits, Ghosts Fighting Ghosts, Ghosts Biting Ghosts, People Are Scary, Why Are You Not Ghosts or Zombies?" Besides, Tianya flipped through it and didn't find the film he liked.

"You must like this, this one is about people and ghosts." Ah Jiu took out his treasured A Chinese Ghost Story trilogy.

Saying that, Ah Jiu started to play the first part of A Chinese Ghost Story, Ah Jiu felt that he liked it so much, and Guo Tianya would definitely like to watch it, so he pressed it to play Ah Jiu sat on the sofa and watched it with Guo Tianya. At the beginning of the film, a scholar was studying in Lanruo Temple, and a beautiful woman in white suddenly appeared in the temple and danced, so the scholar started to watch the beautiful woman dance without reading the book, and the scholar began to take off the beauty's clothes, and the beauty did not take off the scholar's clothes and pressed the scholar under her.

"What kind of film did you show me?" Guo Tianya asked with a red face.

"Ghost movie."

"How can there be ...... in this? And this kind of scene? ”

Ah Jiu explained: "The ghost here is a female ghost, female ghosts and banshees and other evil things are so harmful, they increase their cultivation by absorbing men's yang energy, just like zombies sucking blood, but the film is not right, the real female ghost sucks yang energy is not like this." ”

"How do you suck that?" Guo Tianya asked.

"Mouth-to-mouth, or ......." Ah Jiu wanted to speak and stopped.

"Or what?" Guo Tianya asked.

"Well, well, you should understand what it means to be exhausted, right?"

"You mean......" Tianya blushed and stopped talking.

"That's right, it's troublesome for a female ghost to suck yang energy, and you have to be tempted first, that's like a zombie, if you want to suck blood, find a living person to open your mouth and gnaw it."

When it comes to zombies, Tianya seems to be interested, but when he saw Ah Jiu staring intently at the TV screen, he swallowed the words that came to his lips again.

"The road of life, the dream is like a long road, the road is windy and frosty, the wind and frost are dry, in the red dust, the dream has several directions, looking for the crazy dream center love, the road is boundless."

"Life is, dreams and hopes, vague dreams, rare tears, where to go, to find the direction in my heart, the wind seems to sigh in a dream, the road and people are vast."

"What is this?" Tianya took out a plate to show Ah Jiu, and Ah Jiu took it over and took a look, Zombie Dating Episode 36.

"Oh, this is a zombie dating, I heard that it was starring a particularly famous child star in Hong Kong a few years ago, I saw that there were zombies on it and bought it back, but I didn't think it was a shoddy work in the name of zombies, and the zombies in it can speak, which really poisoned me a lot."

"Can you put it on and take a look, the little zombie on the cover looks so familiar."

"Okay then." Ah Jiu took out the CD of A Chinese Ghost Story, put the 36th episode of Zombie Dating into the CD, and pressed the play button.

Seeing that the starring role was Guo Fusheng, Guo Tianya was pleasantly surprised: "This film is starring Uncle Fusheng." ”

"Don't go." On the screen, a Taoist priest wearing a yellow Taoist robe and holding a peachwood sword chases a small zombie and drives the zombie to a dead end.

"Do you think I want to be a zombie, do you think I want to live forever, I also want to get married and have children, if you let me be a person, I am willing to live a few years, I really don't want to see the people around me, one by one getting old, one by one dying, if you want to kill me, kill me, do it, I don't want to stay up, do it."

"You don't have to pretend to be pathetic here, zombies must die anyway." Maoshan Dao Chang stabbed his sword into the chest of the little zombie.

"The only cool point in the whole play is this paragraph, Maoshan Daochang finally stabbed this little zombie." Ah Jiu sighed.

"Why do zombies have to die?" Guo Tianya asked.

"Zombies are inhumane, and if you don't get rid of them, you'll kill a lot of people." Ah Jiu replied.

"If the zombie hadn't sucked blood, would you get rid of it?" Guo Tianya asked.

Ah Jiu said: "Didn't this Taoist chief on TV already say it clearly, in short, zombies must die." ”

"It's really unreasonable to talk to you, the head of the exorcism, you haven't thought that ghosts have good ghosts, and zombies don't suck blood."

"I've met many zombies, and none of them don't suck blood, and they can hurt themselves if they are women."

"Have you caught a lot of zombies?" Guo Tianya asked.

Ah Jiu said: "I haven't caught ghosts and zombies for more than half a year, and my hands and feet are a lot rusty, if only there was a zombie to move my muscles and bones now." ”

Guo Tianya said: "I suddenly don't want to watch zombie movies, let's put the Chinese ghost girl just now." ”

“no，condom。”