University is a very mysterious place, in the eyes of those who have not gone to college and those who have not yet gone to college, the university is a sacred, full of the pride of the sky, the cradle of the pillars of the motherland. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoPeople who come out of the university will think that the university is a big dye vat, jump in, and come out, and it will not be the same you. When you graduate from your senior year, you will have no regrets when you look at the mess downstairs in the dormitory, and the festival in that place.

There are two types of college students, 1 is not skipping classes. 2 is truancy. There are two types of truancy, A is playing games. b is the object. I'm the 2b. My girlfriend and I are not in the same university, it is quite far away, and I have to reverse the car in the middle, and it takes nearly two hours to go back and forth. Even so, I insisted on seeing her. From once a week to three times a week, rain or shine. After four years of college, I know more about her school than I know about my own.

When they don't go to see her, they keep texting each other, and they can send messages from the end of the afternoon to the end of the evening. Then try for another hour or two, until both of them are sleepy, then say goodnight to each other, close your eyes and start snoring. At that time, mobile phones did not have the function of chatting QQ online, and the battery would not be charged three times a day. Charging once in three days is considered diligent. At that time, the package mainly looked at the SMS package, not the traffic package. I remember back then, there were 500 free text messages, and we could easily use them up in a day.

Just when the story of her second aunt's cousin was about to be squeezed out of my memory space by the deep affection between the two of us, something happened to my girlfriend that made me feel quite creepy.

One night, after the lights went out, we texted each other goodnight, and just as I was about to fall asleep, my pillow suddenly buzzed. I pulled out my phone under the pillow and saw that it was from my girlfriend.

Wan'er: "Did you sleep?" ”

I wanted to say that I fell asleep, but I didn't have the guts, I was afraid that she would be angry because I slept in front of her, girls in love are irrational at all, and it is just natural to be unreasonable. Of course, it can also be understood as an alternative coquettishness.

Me: "No! Thinking of you! Why haven't you slept yet? ”

I admit that I'm disgusting, very numb, who is in love, who knows, has the ability to turn out the previous text messages and chat records to see, who is not sour teeth, goosebumps?

As soon as I sent it, I received another text message on my phone, and my girlfriend's typing speed has always been beyond my reach.

Wan'er: "I'm scared! ”

If it was before the door of the dormitory was locked, I would have understood this sentence as an invitation, but when has this been, seeing that it is almost 12 o'clock, what are you afraid of!

Me: "Don't be afraid, baby! Got a nightmare? ”

After a while, my girlfriend's text message came again.

Wan'er: "No, I haven't slept yet!" I saw someone on the floor of the dormitory! ”

What does it mean that someone means? I didn't react for a while, I have a room of people in my eight-person dormitory, she lives better than me, three-person dormitory, isn't it normal for someone to be there? Could it be that those two girls are sleepwalking?

Me: "Is it Zhang Tingting and Wang Qian?" ”

Wan'er: "No! They're all asleep, I don't dare to look, I'm in the bed now! ”

The more I talk about it, the more confused I become, am I a thief? No way!

Me: "Don't let them find out how much phone you have in the bedroom next door, I'll call them to call someone!" ”

After the text message was sent, the phone was silent for a while. Just when I was waiting anxiously, my girlfriend's text message came.

Wan'er: "It's not a human, it's not a head, it's wandering on the floor of the bedroom!" I'm scared! ”

Seeing this, I have two thoughts, the first is that my girlfriend is sleeping and is making fun of me. The second thought is that if she wasn't teasing me, then her guts would really be a heroine among women!

Me: "Honey, you're not kidding me, are you?" Are you dazzled? Look again, the birds look quietly, don't let them find you! ”

After a while, a text message from my girlfriend came.

Wan'er: "It's still there, they can't see me, they don't have a head!"

Depend on! In the middle of the night, you always emphasize that you don't have a head, what are you doing? Don't you know that I'm also very timid? I don't know if I'm hiding under the covers and texting now? Will you let me pee for a while?

Me: "So what should I do?" Why don't I call Zhang Tingting or Wang Qian! Let them grab their attention and you're ready to jump out of bed and run! ”

I forgot to mention that Zhang Tingting and Wang Qian both slept on the bottom bunk, and my girlfriend slept on the top bunk. Geographically speaking, my girlfriend didn't take advantage of this, and if she wanted to run, my girlfriend would definitely not have an advantage.

Wan'er: "Don't call them!" ”

Me: "Why?" ”

Wan'er: "I'm scared! ”

What is this theory? I can't understand it, does it have anything to do with her fear of calling those two people from me?

Me: "So what should I do?" I'm in a hurry here! ”

Wan'er: "Then you can sleep, I'm fine!" ”

…… Don't say I'm too scared to sleep, even if I dare to sleep, can I sleep? My girlfriend's bedroom is having a zombie ghost party, am I that big-hearted? But I really doubt the truth of this thing, and there are always seven points of doubt that my girlfriend is teasing me.

But when will the sky light up during this long night......

I don't know how long it took, anyway, I just chatted sentence by sentence, even if I had nothing to say, I kept the text messages on my mobile phone continuous, even if it was only one word, so that it could prove that my girlfriend was still alive...... Uh, a bit overthinking.

Fortunately, it was summer, it was early in the morning, and when it was almost half past three, I finally waited for a text message from my girlfriend to report safety.

Wan'er: "It seems that the sky is about to dawn outside, and those people are gone." ”

I know very well that it is the darkness before dawn, every time I play games all night in an Internet café, more than three o'clock is the hardest, this half an hour is considered a success of the all-night, otherwise I will not want to get up again, I fought hard, opened my eyelids, and sent her a text message back.

Me: "How?" Did you see that? If you look closely, is it in whose bed? ”

Wan'er: "Why are you so disgusting?" It's really gone, they don't have a bed either. I don't know when I left. ”

Me: "Then go to sleep!" When you wake up, I'll look for you! ”

Wan'er: "Then you can come, take the car at half past five, I'm not sleepy!" I'll take you to breakfast. ”

I looked at my watch, and it was 3:35 a.m.

Look, what a considerate girlfriend, our dormitory opens on time at five o'clock in the morning, the first bus outside the school gate is half past five, so early there is no school bus, so if I want to catch the first bus, I have to get up at half past four to wash and clean up, five o'clock on time out of the dormitory door, all the way fast, in order to catch the first bus, if you walk out like a walk, with the distance between my dormitory and the school gate, wait for me to go out, I can't even see the ass of the first bus.

As I have already said, we need to reverse the bus to get to their school, and it takes about an hour to get to the gate of their school without being stuck in traffic, and the time it takes me to walk downstairs to their dormitory is a little more than an hour. There are not many people in the car so early, so there is no such thing as a traffic jam. Then I will be able to reach my destination at seven o'clock.

That is, if you ignore the time it takes me to fall asleep, I can still sleep for less than an hour, and then get up and go to her, she can sleep in bed until seven o'clock, then get up and wash up and go downstairs to see me, don't underestimate my girlfriend's washing time, definitely faster than me.

That's love. I seized all the time and fell asleep, don't look at the short time, I didn't do less in this dream, I found a toilet after toilet, either someone or too dirty, and finally broke into the women's toilet, and saw it...... Uh, the alarm went off.

Split and put on clothes, go to the toilet first and then wash, and throw the basin and tooth jar into the bedroom. Close the door and go! The scolding of your brothers saw me off behind me. At that time, I was young and ignorant, and now I would never dare to be so arrogant! Here, I sincerely thank all the brothers in the dormitory, and thank them for their grace not to kill.

I continued to catch up on sleep on the bus, and even when I changed buses, I was finally sober, opened the window, and the oncoming cool breeze blew away the smell of leeks and eggs in the bus. I looked at the couple sitting diagonally across from each other who were munching on buns, and I guess they must have ...... last night I slept very well.

came downstairs to my girlfriend's bedroom, called her and shook her, and hung up without waiting to answer. This can save two cents and five cents, how could there be a five-cent card at that time, and it was expensive to call at that time!

After more than ten minutes, my girlfriend came down. I'll just say she has speed, right? Then we went to their school cafeteria for breakfast, and along the way I asked again about what happened last night, and my girlfriend swore that it was absolutely true, not sleepwalking, not dazzling, and not coughing with me!

It would be a bit scary if it was true, but the point is that no one will believe it. Even I was skeptical, telling people what they thought of my girlfriend. There are a lot of mental illnesses in college, and there are not many of my girlfriends. After eating the steamed buns stuffed with leeks and eggs, (anyway, when I was in the car, my stomach spontaneously protested, and suggested that good friends should not eat food with such a strong smell for breakfast, which is a torment for people who are full, and it is even more torment for people who have not eaten.) I bared my teeth and asked my girlfriend to see if she was stained with leek leaves, (it can be seen that our relationship is already extraordinary, who dares to be so unkind when we are just in the object?) Then I decided to take her to the temple, although I don't know what it is for, but I thought that ghosts are not all afraid of the Buddha, go to the temple to burn incense, worship the Buddha, buy an enlightened object to come back to ward off evil spirits.

I'm road blind, my girlfriend is a road idiot, and it's hard for us to get lost together. What's more, who has been to the temple, and I don't know where it is! Waving to stop a taxi, we calmly sat down. The driver pulled the sign, "Where are you going?" ”

"Temple!" I replied very succinctly.

"Where?" The driver almost braked suddenly.

Are you so surprised? I glanced at the driver and said again: "Temple! ”

"Which temple?" The driver asked me, how do I know which temple! Casually said, "Which spirit goes!" "Taxi drivers are better than Baidu, there is nothing they don't know!

Unexpectedly, this driver master really didn't know: "I don't know which spirit it is!" ”

I thought about it, the temples should be almost the same, aren't they all dedicated to the Buddha, so for the purpose of saving money, I said, "Then go to the nearest one!" ”

The driver's master just kicked the accelerator and pulled us to a second monastery, what is the second monastery? It's a nunnery!

We don't understand, we give the money to get out of the car and enter through the side door, why go through the side door? Because the main entrance is not open!

Because I came early, I didn't see anyone in the monastery except for the two of us, except for the nuns.

After explaining the intention, of course, we just said that we wanted to burn incense and worship the Buddha to keep peace or something. A very young little nun took us to the outside of a large hall, and saw that we didn't take incense, so we sold incense by the way, and we bought three, not to mention our two small utensils, we are not bad for money, the key is that we can't hold it, one person to high incense, three, take a lighter must not be lit! The little nun took out a basin and lit a fire, and after we lit incense in the brazier, she took the basin and went away. At that time, it was a great feeling to hold this incense, three incense sticks like golden hoop sticks, looking at Turin!

I helped on the side, Wan'er took the incense and bowed to the main hall three times, and inserted the incense into the big incense burner in front of the temple door. The rectangular incense burner, copper, is conservatively estimated to be more than two meters.

I don't know if I choked my eyes with the incense like a golden hoop stick, or what's wrong, my girlfriend actually cried, and the more I cried, the more sad I became, I couldn't persuade on the side, there were already nuns who noticed our side, what can I do, I hurriedly distanced myself from my girlfriend to show my innocence, I didn't bully her!

At this time, a very old nun noticed us, walked up, smiled at me, nodded, I quickly bowed, and before I could speak, the old nun said to my girlfriend, "You are here and you are here, and you are still here, are you not leaving?" ”