Chapter 1 Eating Chicken is also nonsense
In June, a cool breeze blows across the clear lake, and a faint moonlight spreads through the lake. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Suddenly, a white light fell on the lake from far and near. There was a bang, and the lake rippled, and the night sky, which had been extremely dark, became extremely bright.
I saw two hands suddenly emerging on the surface of the lake, struggling with great effort, constantly twitching up and down, which looked extremely strange in the dark night.
It's a pity that there is no one by this small lake, otherwise a supernatural event will go away.
After a while, the two hands seemed to gradually get used to the general non-panic swinging. But when he saw that hand was borrowed forcefully, a figure sprang out and landed on the shore vigorously.
It turned out to be a person, he looked around, and suddenly fell down as if he had used all his strength, gasping for air.
"Praise the Great Heavenly God, I'm alive, this time it's too big, and I almost lost my life!"
There was a hint of fear in Zixuan's eyes, and after a while, he calmed down, and said to himself with a smile: "The old man said that this thing is a half-finished product, and it is true, but what will die once the device is triggered is undoubtedly nonsense, isn't this son alive and well?" As he spoke, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, looking a little proud.
The three words "Old Man Tian" passed through Zixuan's mind, and his eyes couldn't help but be even more proud. The three words "Old Man" represent God in the kingdom of heaven, and it can be said that everyone on the entire planet knows it, he is not only the oldest person in the history of the entire kingdom of heaven, but also the person with the highest status on the entire planet.
"Speaking of which, that is, my son's life is big, otherwise this time the game is really over, and I really don't want to experience it anymore, and now I feel pain all over my body when I think about it, and I faint because of this, or I don't know if I can stick to it." Zi Xuan's eyes were a little more fearful, "Alas, what if you let Old Man Tian know if he will kill me?" You can't blame us, who would have thought that just one fart would be like that."
Zixuan was originally a big star, he debuted since he was a child, and it can be said that he had a smooth ride along the way, although his parents passed away early, but the large amount of wealth he left behind made his life enjoyable, coupled with the relationship with the old man, no one dared to offend in the entire kingdom of heaven. Just yesterday, he just won the title artist awarded by the emperor and successfully served as the chief CEO of Yimeng, which can be described as infinite scenery and bright future. You must know that in the entire kingdom of heaven, there are as many as 100 million artists, and it is quite difficult to stand out among 100 million people, and he is still the youngest champion in history, only twenty-five years old.
How could he not tell the old man such a big news, so he rushed to the old man's house the next morning. Coincidentally, the old man was not at home, there was no way, he could only wait at home if he couldn't be contacted. After a while, I felt too bored and wandered around, and something happened as soon as I walked around. may not have time to go shopping when you are usually busy acting, but now that you have won the champion, you can relax and study the base of the old man. After automatically scanning the permissions, I stepped into it, and walked around all morning before I was still ready to go out.
Don't underestimate this small base, this is not everyone who is qualified to come in to visit, the number of places that come in every year is limited, even the emperor can't come in to visit at any time, and Zixuan is an exception. Every piece of research here is an epoch-making thing.
Just when Zi Xuan was about to go out to see if the old man had come back, a small research room should come into view, this laboratory was inconspicuous in the corners, if you didn't look carefully, you couldn't find it at all, Zi Xuan was stunned for a moment, touched the ring on his ring finger with his left hand, and suddenly a pair of sunglasses appeared in his hand, he put them on with an expressionless face, and observed the small laboratory again, after a while, he took off his sunglasses, and disappeared with a wave of his hand, Zi Xuan touched his chin and said to himself: " Presumably this is the research room of the thing that the old man said, hehe, I've been studying for ten years, and I don't know what it's like now, and I haven't had time to look at it all these years, half-finished products, and I can't touch it with my hands. ā
As he spoke, he walked gently inside, and with a "click", a blue light fell on Zi Xuan's body, Zi Xuan's face remained unchanged, and a voice sounded in his head for a moment, "Permission passed" Zi Xuan stepped into it with such an expression, he knew that the old man was too lazy to encrypt the permission, and the authority of the entire experimental base had never been changed. Don't underestimate this blue light, the blue light here is extremely terrifying, I don't know how many people have disappeared in this blue light over the years, and one hundred and eighty people will be killed every year, and many people can't pass safely after studying for several years.
Zi Xuan was amazed while watching, stretched out his hand a few times and took it back, and muttered as he walked: "This thing is really magical, it hasn't succeeded yet, and I don't know what it will become in the end." ā
At this time, the immortal didn't hold back a shocking, weeping ghost and god's loud fart, and the result was self-evident.
"It's really unlucky, then again, didn't the old man say that he couldn't do it? I didn't say that I wouldn't let you fart, who knew that a fart would trigger the device. Zi Xuan was a little indignant, and then said to himself with some embarrassment: "It's not the right time for this fart." ā
Looking at the sky, I touched my stomach, well, I was a little hungry, I didn't eat in the morning, it was dark, and I didn't eat for a day, sighed Zixuan A carp jumped up, frowned, and looked around, this is a quiet small forest, there is such a small lake around, and you can vaguely see some lights in front.
"I've never been here." After judging, Zi Xuan pinched the ring on his left hand, "Huh? No response? No powder? Did it just run out? So much consumption? Scratching his hair, Zi Xuan thought with some wonder. Forget it, we'll talk about it when we have enough energy.
I touched my stomach, I was really hungry, and walked in the direction of the light. After walking for more than 20 minutes, you can clearly see a straight asphalt road, rows of street lights shining on the road, and cars shuttling from time to time, probably in a remote location, so there are few pedestrians on the road.
Zi Xuan walked on the road, silently looking at the vehicles on the road and the buildings on both sides, a little dumbfounded.
"Where is this? There is no place near the base, could it be that the old man developed it privately? How is it such a strange vehicle, and this house? What is the black smoke coming out of the back of the car? Is there such a place? This is not the magic capital at all! "Zi Xuan tried hard to recall the places he had been on the planet, but he had no clue, you must know that he was an artist who ran around for a year, and it can be said that he had been to almost all places on the planet." Well? Why are the women there wearing this picture, and they are wearing too little! ā
Zi Xuan saw a few scantily clad blonde women standing there across the road, pulling the men passing by from time to time, and then talking in a low voice, some men smiled and walked with the women, and some men shook their hands slightly helplessly and left alone. Zi Xuan observed with some confusion for a while, and slowly leaned over to hear what they were saying.
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Zixuan was dumbfounded again, don't you understand? I couldn't understand their conversation. He walked away quietly, observing them.
"Could it be a code word? Is this a terrorist group? Zi Xuan looked at it with some vigilance, he knew the madness of these terrorists, not because he was afraid of them, but because he really didn't want to provoke them, this group of crazy people didn't want to die at all, and there were quite a few key people.
After observing for a while, Zi Xuan overturned his conjecture, walked over again, smiled at a blonde woman and said, "Hello, may I ask where this is?" ā
Zi Xuan thought that he was so famous that not many people didn't know him, and quietly waited for the other party's answer.
The blonde woman looked at the man opposite in surprise and said in a half-loud voice: "@%#&"
Zixuan: "......"
Why do you still say code words? Zi Xuan looked at the other party a little depressed and speechless, "What, can you speak the lingua franca?" ā
"@%" The blonde woman still didn't bird him, and said "code words".
Zixuan was dumbfounded again, what's the situation? Don't speak the lingua franca? Impossible! Since the peace of the planet a hundred years ago, the six countries and nine islands have worked together to formulate a lingua franca and a common coin, and as the most powerful and oldest empire among the victorious powers, the Chinese language has undoubtedly become a lingua franca. Now a hundred years have passed, under the moon of the old man, there will be no other language on the entire planet, where did this bird language come from, is the other party not a human? Zi Xuan was taken aback by his whimsy, he meowed, met the legendary fox spirit?
It was obvious that Zi Xuan was thinking too much, and the blonde woman probably saw the embarrassment of the man opposite and shouted back a little reluctantly, and a woman with black hair and black eyes came out in a moment, twisted her body and asked the blonde woman, and the blonde woman pointed at Zi Xuan and said to the black-haired woman. The black-haired woman glanced at Zi Xuan, her eyes lit up, and she said to Zi Xuan with a smile, "This little handsome guy is from Huaxia?" ā
Zi Xuan looked at the black-haired woman and nodded, her heart relaxed a little, she scared me to death, I finally came out with a normal person, and it seemed to be from heaven, not like those blonde girls of the American imperialist EU just now. Although I don't know what Huaxia is, it's good to be able to communicate, so hurry up and ask what kind of place is the king.
Hurriedly said to the black-haired woman: "Ahem, what, this girl, may I ask where it is?" ā
The black-haired woman looked at Zi Xuan with some contempt, and thought in her heart, this person looks handsome, but he is a little pretending. Forced, it's all here, and it's pretending, who doesn't know what is here, phew! It's a shame for the Chinese people. And a big man was actually wearing a purple gown, retro, although it was strange why the other party's hair and shoes were wet, but there was nothing wrong with the clothes, but it was obvious that his impression of Zixuan had plummeted. A little coldly said to Zixuan: "Come on, it's nonsense to eat chicken!" ā
Obviously, Zi Xuan didn't know that the black-haired woman had thought so much in her heart, but she was attracted to the word "chicken", huhu, she was finally able to eat, starved to death, and filled her stomach first.
Thinking like this, he hurriedly followed the black-haired woman to the rear.