Chapter 363: Bodhisattva, what do you think of Tang Seng?
Jiang Daoli has never lived the life of an emperor, and he has never seen it before, but today he can see what luxury is. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
There was a big table of dishes, only the four of them, and below it was a group of women in bewitching clothes, dancing glamorously, yes, it was a glamorous dance, and the waist was twisted, and Lina couldn't stand it anymore.
Drinking spirit wine, eating demon beast meat, and dancing, well, Jiang Daoli also wants to live like this life all the time.
"Jade Emperor Lao'er, you shameless person actually dare to sneak attack?"
"You stinky bald donkey with a full head, do you still need a sneak attack when I beat you?"
"Taoist, you deceive the Buddha too much!"
"Have the ability to do it!"
"Just do it, I'm afraid of you?"
In the fairy exchange group, a video suddenly appeared, which was the video of the Jade Emperor and Rulai scolding the street, and seeing the two of them red-faced, it didn't seem to be a joke?
The group also fried the pot, and the Jade Emperor spoke directly: "Nezha, Yang Jian, order the soldiers, follow me to kill the Lingshan, Taier, what about you?" ”
"After sitting in the poor road for so many years, I also want to move my old bones." Taiyi Zhenren was very face-saving, and stood up: "I will gather my senior brothers and go to Heavenly Court." ”
"Why bother?" Guanyin clasped his hands together and looked sad, Nima, how can this be beaten?
A heavenly court is a mess, why is Taiyi really looking for someone? Can this still be a fair fight?
If you come to that old man, too, why do you want to die if you are soft? Guanyin was in his heart, and he scolded the Buddha for being bloody.
Tang Seng still opened his mouth cannon: "I'm afraid of a ball, a group of turtles with shrunken heads, fight and fight, Wukong, take the teacher away!" ”
“……”
Nima, are you sure you're a Buddha?
Are you sure you're not an undercover agent planted by anyone?
The scattered immortals of the immortal group looked confused, and they all looked at Tang Seng very vigilantly, and at the same time made up their minds that they would never get too close to this guy, and they didn't know if they were pitted one day.
"What's going on?" Jiang Daoli used the tuba to speak, he didn't pay attention to the immortal group for a few days, why did he start a war?
"The old driver, Daxian, is here." Tang Seng hurriedly greeted and said, "It's not a Taoist sect yet, I think that in heaven and on earth, they are the most corrupt and want to bully my Buddhism." ”
"Tang Sanscum, don't be so cheeky as you are, it's unique!" Nezha stood up very unhappily and said, "It's not your Buddhism, it's all done everywhere, it's all done to heaven, and you also sent people to attack my master." ”
Jiang Daoli wiped his sweat and tempered? said that the Buddha Gate wanted to dig the heavens, and the corner of the Dao Gate, as if this bad idea was made by him.
He really didn't expect that this matter would make such a big fuss, both sides are the top forces in the flood wilderness, and logically speaking, they would not start a war so rashly.
Could it be that there are still people behind the scenes?
"Who dug the foot of the wall? Who dug the foot of the wall? Who digs ......" Tang Seng exploded, but the more he spoke, the quieter his voice became, until the end, he was even more annoyed and angry: "Those star monarchs all volunteered to join my Buddhism." ”
Those Star Monarchs?
It's really a beep dog, Jiang Daoli rubbed his forehead, he actually said those, not one, I wiped it, Buddhism really dares to accept it?
That's right, the Buddha Gate just accepted it and slapped Heavenly Court in the face.
It was said before that Tang Seng was digging people, but they were all fairies, and they hadn't dug it yet, so the Jade Emperor didn't care much about it.
But this time, several star monarchs ran over, and the Jade Emperor finally realized that something was wrong and immediately went to the Buddha to scold.
But the Buddha is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and he insisted that those star monarchs voluntarily joined the Buddhism sect, and they were not forced at all.
Who doesn't know the means of Buddhism? The Buddha said voluntarily, and the Jade Emperor definitely didn't believe it.
At this time, not long after Taier Zhenren was sneak attacked, he also invited his senior brother Guangchengzi to plan to find a venue, and when he met the Jade Emperor, the two hit it off and planned to do the Buddhism together.
Salute first and then soldiers, and the Jade Emperor went to find the Buddha to theorize, but without saying a few words, he began to scold the street, and then directly shouted for war.
Fight is war, who is afraid of whom?
So, there is this scene in front of us.
"Tang Seng, don't you recall a few apprentices to help Buddhism resist this disaster?" Jiang Daoli couldn't help but say, half of the reason for this is definitely because of Tang Seng's mouth cannon.
"It's my business, whoever likes to fight fights, Wukong, drive, let's stay away." Tang Seng didn't care about the authenticity.
"Alright, Master." Sun Wukong also replied decisively.
"Take me with you." Zhu Bajie, Sha Monk, Little White Dragon, all shouted in unison.
Lying down, Jiang Daoli suddenly felt drunk, and unnaturally Aite Guanyin: "Guanyin Bodhisattva, what do you think of Tang Seng and apprentices, this kind of timid escape?" ”
"Yes, Bodhisattva, we also want to know how you will punish them." The immortals in the group are also very curious.
"I and Jigong are traveling in another world, and I and Jigong don't know anything about the famine, so I refuse to reply." Guanyin is calm and authentic.
It's just, why does this sound a little shameless?
Co-authored you already ran first?
"Bodhisattva, where are you, the poor monk has come to you, and we will join us in enlightening the Dharma." Tang Seng hurriedly asked.
"Tourist attractions are overcrowded, you can find a new attraction, oops, I'm tired of shopping with Jigong, I'm going to rest, goodbye."
Tang monk and apprentice: "......"
Immortals: "......"
Didn't Guanyin have a tough attitude before, why did she run away directly this time? Jiang Daoli was very puzzled, and he still ran with the Jigong Living Buddha.
Why is there a rhythm of Buddhism to be finished?
"Turmoil in the East, this is the rhythm of abolition." Gu Shenluo had a gloating expression on his face.
"It is also possible that there will be a great unification and better development." Fillet. Kenard didn't forget to interject during his lecture.
"Oh, you're born to get along with me, right?" The ancient god Luo is upset, Fili. Kenard is about to resume his cultivation and is anxious to find someone to verify his strength.
"It's just another possibility, refusing to tear it up." Fillet. Kenard said calmly.
"It must be the great unification, my heavenly court, the Daomen, will overpower the Three Realms, the Buddha Gate, count it as a ball?" The Jade Emperor snorted coldly and said disdainfully.
"Jade Emperor Wu and a few senior brothers have arrived, and Senior Brother Xuandu also wants to come and see." Taiyi Zhenren looked proud.
Xuandu!
Jiang Daoli frowned, Xuandu came out, this represents the attitude of the Taiqing sage, and Taishang Laojun didn't come out to stop it, is this an instruction?
It stands to reason that even if the Buddhism Gate is a few Star Monarchs, it is not a big deal, and it is impossible to really destroy them, and there are still two saints in the Buddhism Gate.
Could it be that the flood is about to start a new round of reshuffle, and a few saints have done it? Dao Ancestor doesn't care?
The Jade Emperor ordered troops, and Taiyi Zhenren invited Taoist friends to kill Lingshan.
Lingshan Guanyin Bodhisattva and Jigong Living Buddha ran away one after another, and after Tang Seng finished his hatred, he also ran with his apprentices, which was obviously to push the Buddha into the fire pit.
I really don't know what kind of sin the Buddha created and accepted such a criminal as Tang Seng, I hope that after he knows, he will not think of a way to kill him.
For the matter of immortals and Buddhas, Jiang Dao can't take care of it, and he doesn't bother to care, he loves it, it doesn't matter who fights whom, as long as he doesn't hit him.