Anti-theft chapter ~~ Anti-theft chapter ~~ Anti-theft chapter ~~

At this time, God seemed to know the sad mood of the senior brother, and it rained very appropriately. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

“pa！” The elder brother pasted a note on the door, then turned and walked away without looking back.

The note read, "Master, I'm leaving!" Every day, I am scolded by you as a 'stupid' who is too faceless, I want to go down the mountain to fight the world! ”

The senior brother left the Oolong Courtyard and walked down the mountain. The rain was getting heavier and heavier, and the elder brother had to hide under a big tree to avoid the rain. "I hope that after the master sees the message, he will come out and persuade me to go back,......" the senior brother thought with some regret.

Outside the door, the note left by the senior brother was soaked by the rain, and the handwriting on it was all dizzy!

ps: Don't write with a brush to leave words in Qiaojia......

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The elder brother finally came down the mountain. He thought about it and really had nowhere to go, so he simply ran to his mother's flower shop.

"I don't have the face to go back to the courtyard, so I'll come to my mother's place for two days......" The senior brother thought so, moved his steps and leaned over, scratching the back of his head and saying, "Mom, I ......"

The mother of the senior brother looked back when she heard the voice, and saw that it was her monk's son who had returned, and said very happily, "Yo! My precious son! It's hard to come back! ”

"Look at Aunt Chen's son, who is twenty years old and still eats his mother's at home...... It's really a super unproductive rice worm rice bucket! It's like my son never let me worry about it......" The eldest brother's mother was very happy to treat her son, "Hey, what about my son?" ”

The mother of the senior brother looked around, and it felt very strange that the senior brother was missing.

At this time, the senior brother had already fled with his face hidden. Because he plans to come back to be a rice worm for two days, how can he have the face to continue to stay when he hears his wife say this? !

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The senior brother had nothing to do, walked to the back door of the yamen, and suddenly saw Cai Zhutou coming out with a small bag open the door.

"Hey! Cai catches the head! The senior brother happily went up to say hello, and then said mysteriously, "Tell you a secret - I'm homeless!" ”

When Cai Zhutou heard the secret of the senior brother, he also leaned over and whispered, "I will also tell you a secret-"

Senior Brother's eyes lit up, and he leaned closer to listen.

"I'm skipping work!" After Cai Zhutou finished speaking, he sneaked away, leaving the senior brother standing in place with a sluggish face.

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The senior brother came out of the Oolong Courtyard and didn't have much money with him. Seeing that the money was about to run out and there was nothing to eat, the senior brother decided to go to work to make money.

I just saw a recruitment advertisement for "recruiting a comic assistant" posted outside a comic studio, and the senior brother immediately went to apply: "Hello! I'm here to apply! ”

"I'm young and enthusiastic! I'm so energetic! I'm physically strong! I'm full of stamina! The elder brother enthusiastically promoted himself to the painter, and showed off his muscles while boasting.

"I still have a lot of martial arts!" Speaking of which, the elder brother stretched out his legs and accidentally touched the table, causing the teacups and inkwell on the table to overturn, and the tea and ink flew together, destroying all the sketches.

"I ......" Before the senior brother continued to recommend himself, the angry painter kicked him out of the door!

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"Please! Give me another chance! The elder brother said to the painter with a pleading face. Seeing that he was so pitiful, the kind painter decided to give him another chance.

The painter wanted to know what the painting level of the senior brother was, so he asked the senior brother to draw a picture.

“pa!”“ pa!”“ pa!”“ pa!”“ pa!” A strange voice rang out from the elder brother's position.

The painter was very curious, put down his brush and walked over to look at it, and couldn't help but be surprised, and said, "Wow! You're a genius! I've been painting for more than 30 years, and I'm not as good as you! ”

“pa！” The strange sound was still echoed by the painter.

"Half a picture was broken without drawing six pens!" The painter slammed the table and yelled at the bruises on his neck.

The elder brother was sweating profusely and laughing awkwardly.

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After a lot of hard work, the elder brother finally drew a picture of a lady. Unexpectedly, the painter only glanced at it, and immediately pointed to the door mercilessly and said, "You have no talent for painting. Go find another way to make a living! ”

Hearing the painter belittle himself like this, the senior brother immediately broke out, pointed to a picture of a lady signed "Bohu" on the wall and said, "I'm not convinced! Can this picture win a genius award if it's so ugly? ”

"Bohu, some people are not convinced by your paintings!" The painter shouted at the back room.

"Humph! Tell him to come out and compete with me! Senior Brother said angrily.

I saw a dog with reading glasses, staggering out of the back room, holding a paintbrush and drawing the appearance of the elder brother on the paper. "Huahua must be humble and humble so that this line of food can last for a long time......" The dog transmitted his experience to the senior brother.

"Yes, dog-senpai!" The elder brother burst into tears.

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"Boss, can I come here to work?" The senior brother said very respectfully to the craftsman boss.

The boss looked at the senior brother's toned body, and suddenly had a sense of crisis. He felt that he should show his ability in front of the newcomers and let the newcomers know that they were the seniors. So the boss picked up the hammer he was most familiar with and performed.

"Hammer eight nails at once, can you?" The boss said triumphantly.

"The owner is an expert! I really don't know how to use a hammer. The senior brother said ashamedly.

"Hey, hey, hey, scared!" Hearing the words of the senior brother admit defeat, the boss was very happy.

Unexpectedly, the senior brother changed his words and directly used his head to nail the wall: "Nails are hammered with iron heads!" ”

"That's amazing! Sixteen at a time! "The boss was dumbfounded.

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The boss gets a job that there is a temple that needs to be painted.

"The temple wants to be repainted, there are two Lao!" Master Abbot said very politely.

The apprentice was eager to show himself as an apprentice with all the utensils, so Mao recommended himself: "The boss asked me to come, and I promise to be fast and bright!" ”

The boss agreed to the elder brother's request.

I saw the senior brother happily stepping on the high stool and going up, the paint-stained brush flying up and down, busy, so lively! "I'm brushing...... I'm ...... painted," said the senior brother while working and dubbing.

"Your new assistant moves so neatly!" The abbot couldn't help but admire when he saw that the senior brother was so quick in his work.

"Of course!" Hearing the praise of the abbot master, the boss was very happy, and said unashamedly, "I have a good way of training!" ”

"I'm going to paint the walls! Not the Buddha! Master Abbot suddenly erupted.

The boss turned his head to look, only to see the two little novices in the temple anxiously circling around the Buddha statue, and the senior brother stepped on the Buddha's body and brushed happily. The original golden Buddha has his upper body covered with white paint.

“oh!mygod!”

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Oolong Temple-

"Master, it's terrible! Big brother really ran away from home! The little junior brother ran into the house in a panic and said to the two masters who were leisurely drinking tea.

"That fool, it's better to leave early!"

"Eat less people, and I'll save some money!" The two masters were not nervous at all, and still drank their own tea.

"Then who will help you chop wood and boil water? Who will do the laundry, the floor, and the rice? Who's going to pour the urinal and sweep the toilet? Who's going to cook the food? Who's going to catch mice in the middle of the night? The little junior brother asked.

"Poof...... "The two masters didn't swallow a sip of tea, and sprayed." Heart-to-heart baby apprentice! Come back soon! ”

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It's getting late, and it's time to sleep.

The elder brother, who was swept out of the house by the craftsman boss, came to the park with his baggage. He was going to spend the night on a park bench, and who knew that there were many people who thought the same way as him!

"There are so many homeless people!" The elder brother complained depressedly, "The park benches are all occupied!" ”

The senior brother looked around, and suddenly saw an empty chair, and hurriedly ran over to occupy a seat after being happy: "Great! No one sleeps in this chair! ”

As soon as he lay down, a homeless man covered in patches walked over slowly, and said to the senior brother in a vicious voice: "Hey! Get up! This is my bed! ”

The senior brother has martial arts, he is not afraid of the threat of others, he supports his head with his hands and says with a ruthless look: "Why? I didn't write your name again! ”

"Who says no?" The homeless man pointed to the chair and said slowly, "I raised the fleas on the chair!" ”

This is good, there is no need for the homeless man, the senior brother jumped up by himself.

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The next day.

The elder brother wandered the streets with his baggage on his back. Taking out the remaining money from his pocket, the senior brother was worried: "I was so hungry that I only had five cents left." ”

Aunt Chen's noodle restaurant on the road has a good business, and people come and go, and it is very lively. The proprietress Aunt Chen greeted the guests diligently: "Please come in the guest officer!" "There were a lot of people who came to the door, and the senior brother also walked in with the flow of people.

"Boss, what's the cheapest noodle?" The elder brother asked with his arm propped on the table and asked uneasily.

"Three dollars for dry noodles." Aunt Chen replied while pouring tea. However, hearing the senior brother ask this question, Aunt Chen felt uncomfortable and scolded secretly: "Poor bastard, waste my tea!" (To be continued.) )