069 Four Criteria for a Good Woman

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Somewhere secret base, some conference room.

"I'll tell you a very unfortunate news, the attack team sent against Luo Yunfeng has been wiped out." In the darkness where you couldn't see your fingers, a human voice suddenly came out: "Next, please see the price of your stupidity. ”

A screen suddenly lit up, and the screen was playing the same picture taken by the drone.

"See? Luo Yunfeng killed Kevin and Brut with his bare hands. Here he shows the true qualities of a master. ”

"You are being broken by him. Get closer, hurry up and shrink the formation. The commander's voice came from the speakers.

The man who spoke earlier said sarcastically, "Listen, listen to the advice of this idiot commander." He thought he was dealing with the natives of the Malay Peninsula. Can you treat the enemy with firearms, won't the enemy return the same way? ”

The next roaring explosion decorates the picture with extraordinary poignancy.

"This is the end of the footage that was sent back, because a bird smashed our drone, remember to design to prevent the bird from hitting the drone in the future."

"Gentlemen, I'm still in the same opinion, don't mess with this guy. He may not be able to find out your identities, but in case your identities are leaked by someone with a will. What awaits you is definitely not a problem that can be solved with money. ”

"I don't agree with Blackjack, no matter how strong he is, he's just one person. When necessary, one missile will solve it. Someone retorted.

"Very well, if you can't launch missiles right now. The next time Luo Yunfeng knocks on your door, we will remember to launch the missile. In fact, there was also bad news on the other side, and the assassination of Krypton also failed. ”

"Now you need to do a table solution. Should we abandon the action plan, or should we increase investment and continue to hunt down? ”

A deep voice rang out: "I don't think they'll get away with it a second time, so I'm going to step up." ”

"Seconded!"

"Seconded!"

The man presiding over the meeting could not say anything more: "Since everyone chooses to continue, the sixth team will arrive in Kuala Lumpur at noon tomorrow." A new hunting game is about to begin. This time our enemies will have no way to escape. ”

"Let them bring more heavy weapons and don't make the mistake of today. Element 118 has removed the force limit of Krypton, and we should also remove the force limit of the Hunter. Send the latest research potions to Group 6. ”

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"I need to get out of here quickly." Witnessing the annihilation of the nine-man squad, the commander on the yacht was already frightened.

After signaling a failed mission, he removed the earbuds and turned off all communications. Run all the way to the cockpit.

Although the yacht is still far away from the island, even if you take a bazooka, you may not be able to bomb him, but the pressure brought to him by Luo Yunfeng is too great.

As soon as he entered the captain's room, he saw a sunflower parrot standing on the steering gear.

Seeing the commander enter, Sunflower Parrot spat out a flurry of fluent English: "Welcome, I'm the captain of the Nautilus, Big White." The last part of the next trip is a non-floating, non-replenishment weight dive. ”

"Grandson! Your uncle and I ate dozens of acorns on the road, and flew over half the world day and night. It's just to kill a guy like you who doesn't have long eyes. Dare to bully Empress Yaoyao, give me all death! ”

The latter sentence is a national curse in Chinese, and the parrot did not leave time for the commander to think about the translation, and it fluttered its wings and swooped towards the enemy.

After a day and night of dozens of acorns, the power on Parrot Dabai's body could not be dispersed for a while. Therefore, when it flies, it carries the wind blade formed by divine power all over its body.

In a flash of blood, the parrot had already broken through the door of the captain's quarters. Under its impact, the headless commander fell straight into the sea.

The parrot flew around the yacht, and the shell of the yacht disintegrated instantly.

Seeing that the yacht began to sink into the water, the parrot immediately flew in the direction of the island.

The father and daughter of the Luo family and Gu Jiangxian have already converged, and the three of them are waiting for something in the woods by the sea.

Seeing the parrot flapping its wings and landing on the tree, Luo Yunfeng smiled.

"Report to Marshal Luo, Major Parrot, the captain of the Luojia Air Force, has come to report." The parrot landed on a branch: "The last general has been traveling day and night, and finally arrived at the scheduled time." ”

"You have a lot of credit today, I won't complain about your messy painting style." Luo Yunfeng raised his head, and he was a little puzzled: "Why does Pigeon Xiaobai refuse to come down?" ”

"Dad is so stupid, Xiao Baibai is giving a high-altitude warning." Luo Yao said softly: "It's a pity, Yaoyao didn't have the opportunity to show her skills. ”

Gu Jiangxian looked at the father and daughter in a daze for a long time, and then she suddenly pointed at the parrot and said, "Who can tell me what's going on?" How can it speak human language? ”

"Beauty, you open your eyes and see clearly. I'm a parrot in the truest sense of the word, and while I may have phoenix blood, I'm basically still a parrot. The parrot spread its wings and shook its head from side to side: "Parrots can speak, isn't it common knowledge among humans?" ”

"Whose parrot can speak so fluently?" Gu Jiangxian argued: "Other people's parrots are learning to speak, you can speak independently." ”

"Marshal, where did this girl come from?" Parrot Dabai turned his head and asked Luo Yunfeng: "Her IQ is too high to fool, and she is much more difficult to deal with than the Queen Mother." Can subordinates kill people and kill people? ”

Gu Jiangxian's eyes widened: "You dare!" ”

"Okay, okay, Sister Frost, you're really, what are you talking about with a bird?" Luo Yao dragged Luo Yunfeng's big hand and said, "Dad, hurry up and explain to Sister Shuang." ”

"This is the Divine Beast of the Town Sect of this Sect." Luo Yunfeng coughed dryly, and he said with a serious face: "This sect is called Taiyin Sect, and Taiyin Xingjun is the ancestor. This is the embodiment of the mythical beast Suzaku. ”

The yellow hair on the parrot's white head immediately cocked: "It turns out that I still have such a noble bloodline." Suzaku, hahahaha-"

"Are you taking me for a fool? This is clearly a sunflower parrot native to Australia. Gu Jiangxian didn't eat this at all, she pointed to the parrot Dabai who looked intoxicated: "Have you ever seen such an unreliable Vermilion Bird?" ”

"That's right, don't you think Australia is just to the south?" Luo Yunfeng bit the previous theory to death: "If you are allowed to practice Gu Technique, you are not allowed to be a Vermilion Bird?" ”

Gu Jiangxian took out a scorpion from his pocket and held it up in front of Parrot Dabai: "It is said that the Vermilion Bird is born to restrain all evil things, why didn't my Red Fire Scorpion react to it at all." ”

"Hairy crabs? Is it for me? Before she could finish speaking, the parrot had already pecked the scorpion and ate it: "Thank you, it tastes really good." A good woman should have four qualities, and you have at least three. ”

"My Red Fire Scorpion!" Gu Jiangxian was so anxious that she stomped her feet: "Luo Yunfeng, look at the good things your parrot has done." If you don't pay me 100,000 yuan, this matter is not over. ”

Luo Yunfeng raised his head and pretended to be stupid: "If you want money, you don't need to talk about it, you go to Parrot Dabai to ask for it." Didn't you hear it compliment you on being a good woman in three-quarters? ”

While speaking, Luo Yunfeng glanced up at the parrot: "Hey, parrot Dabai, Gu Jiangshuang is also a good woman in three-quarters?" Your standards are too low, aren't they? ”

The parrot quacked twice: "Not low at all." Marshal Lowe taught us that there are four standards for a good woman, serious, obedient, big-breasted, and clumsy-looking. She meets the first three criteria, she just isn't stupid enough. ”

"Oh-" Luo Yao exclaimed, she looked at Luo Yunfeng thoughtfully: "It turns out that Dad chose Sister Jin based on these four criteria. I'm going to tell Sister Jin when I go back. ”

"Dead girl, where the hell are you?" Luo Yunfeng was made to lose sight of one or the other: "Parrot, you shut up for me." ”

After staying with Qi Hong for a long time, the parrot is even bigger than Qi Hong's mouth!

Yaoyao stood on the side of the hairy crab. 100,000 pieces of crabs, Yaoyao has never eaten them! Luo Yao held her little face and fell into self-absorption: "Yaoyao protested to her father, protesting that the food standard of Parrot Dabai is higher than Yaoyao's. Yaoyao also wants to eat 100,000 hairy crabs each. ”

Luo Yunfeng stretched out his hand at Gu Jiangxian: "That's not simple?" Do you still have scorpions? Grab one for my daughter to appetize and see if she dares to eat it. ”

Luo Yao protested loudly: "Yaoyao will call Sister Jin later, and Dad said that she is stupid." ”

Gu Jiangshuang was finally stunned by the scene in front of her: "I understand the truth, but I don't want to know why the parrot can talk now." ”