Chapter 1: The Deranged and the System
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He had a headache, and his eyes were a little confused, and he couldn't see anything clearly, as if there were a lot of golden and green lights flickering in front of his eyes. He couldn't see clearly.
It was a little damp, as if it had just been flooded.
Unlike his own headaches, he didn't feel anything in his body.
He touched his chest, where a heart was beating strongly.
I'm alive.
He thought.
Then he rolled over and soothed his breathing, and the light and shadow in front of him slowly became clearer.
In front of him, there were countless trees and green, and a dazzling and gentle light could only be seen scattered through the cracks of the leaves, as if someone had scattered gold from the sky.
Sang Zhefeng stared blankly at the scenery in front of him, and suddenly laughed.
He laughed insolently, laughed wildly, as if he was crazy, and he bowed down with laughter, almost to the ground.
The laughter startled the birds over there, and the laughter frightened away the little beasts over there.
Laughing ...... Tears fell.
Then he turned into a cry, an inexplicable cry, a howling cry.
If there was one person here, he would be considered crazy.
It took him a long time before he stopped his almost crazy performance. Wheezed.
It didn't take long for him to return to his normal state and get up from the ground.
He took care of his clothes, and it was something that looked like a suitβit was called a thing because it was a tattered garment, with holes, blood, mud, and a mess of things mixed up on it, and it didn't look like it could be called a garment.
But he still took care of the garment carefully, little by little, as if it were still in the same state as before.
Sang Zhefeng finally pulled the indelible folds on the "clothes", and then raised his head. Looked ahead.
He wanted to find out how to get out of this place.
And where exactly is this place.
However, in front of his eyes, a pale green pattern of the dialog box was floating there.
[That...... Are you alright......]
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Sang Zhefeng was stunned, he was stunned for a long time, he was sure that he had never been stunned for longer in his life.
It took a long time for him to hold his forehead.
"It looks like the brain is still damaged, and there will be such a boring thing in front of me......"
He muttered to himself.
His voice was unusually gentle, somewhat like whispering to a lover.
However, his words obviously caused dissatisfaction with the dialog box in front of him, which vibrated twice, and the words inside also changed.
[Who! Who's boring stuff! I'm the system! A universal system! Whatever you want, there will be a new system! γ
Sang Zhefeng was stunned again, but this time he quickly reacted.
He looked at the dialog box again.
[So? I'm scared! Hum! Call something nice, this system may be happy to give you points! γ
Sang Zhefeng blinked, and then, he didn't have a bird, and walked directly into the forest.
This time it directly shocked the dialog box.
[Hey, hey! What do you go! You don't want the system! γ
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[I said, you don't want the system! γ
Sang Zhefeng continued to walk down the road, and he looked left and right, as if admiring the scenery here.
[Hey, hey! Haven't you read a systematic stream novel? I'm a system! How many people beg grandpa to sue grandma for something they don't have! γ
Sang Zhefeng picked up a wooden thorn on the ground, he tried the tip of the front with his hand, then smiled with satisfaction, pinned it to his waist, and continued to walk forward.
[I'll go!] I can redeem a lot of things here! Think about it, what vector reflections, what immortals, what blurs, all kinds of mess! γ
Sang Zhefeng looked at the sun in the sky, and then at the shadows of the trees here, he ran to the front of a tree, carefully looked at the shape of the leaves there, and had a slightly confused expression on his face.
Still, he didn't bother with the dialog.
γβ¦β¦ I don't believe it! I still have a two-dimensional goddess! γ
The dialog box instantly appeared in front of Sang Zhefeng, and suddenly expanded, and the content inside was forcibly reflected in front of Sang Zhefeng's eyes.
[Look at it!
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Sanzhefeng paused and looked up at the dialog.
[Hmph~ How about it? ] This time, I'm willing to soften~]
Sang Zhefeng suddenly smiled and said gently:
"You're in the way."
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The system feels like today is the most failed day for itself......
Although it is a consciousness that has only been awakened today, its way of thinking and memories are all from before, and naturally there are many glorious histories about other "system predecessors" in it.
What changes the world, what distorts cognition. It's easy, it's simple, it's easy to help the master become a god, it's so simple!!
Although it does not have the ability of the two-dimensional world so far, it believes that with its current ability, it can definitely let this "master" "forge ahead" with the pace of the tasks it has assigned!
But fucking who knows this guy doesn't get in oil and salt! Nothing works! It put the girl's exchange list in front of him, and he didn't react! Is he a man after all!!
β¦β¦ Do you want to put the man's exchange list in front of his eyes for a while......
But I can't do without him now! Ahhh Damn!
Sang Zhefeng had no idea how the thing called "system" was orchestrating him while he was looking for a way out, he just felt that something was wrong here.
He had just observed the growth of the trees and the exposure to sunlight over there, and made a brief judgment.
He was in the Southern Hemisphere now, but he didn't seem to have such a jungle in the Southern Hemisphere.
The only places in the southern hemisphere that can grow jungles are North America and Australia, but the forests in both places are moist rainforests, and this is the ......
Although the ground is slightly wet, the humidity here is noticeably less humid than in the rainforest.
Over here...... Where is it?
Sanzhefeng walked around a thick-looking tree and came to a clearing.
The clearing was large, and it looked likely that some person or creature had stayed here before. However, Sang Zhefeng didn't intend to stay here, he just continued to walk forward.
But it's also good, the things that have been in front of me just now are gone, and it saves the annoyance.
That Sang Zhefeng is now a little curious, what the hell is that thing.
He had tried many ways to make the thing disappear along the way, but they all failed, and finally he said "You're in the way" to make the thing disappear.
However, Sang Zhefeng also realized that it was not actually his imagination, but something that really existed, and it was reflected in front of his eyes in some way. It was something he was completely unaware of.
But he didn't care about it at all - it didn't matter if he cared now.
Suddenly, Sang Zhefeng stopped. He looked ahead vigilantly, and then with a force under his feet, he kicked a small pebble and flew towards it at high speed.
I heard a crackling sound from the bushes, followed by a low horn of a beast, and a wild wolf with a gray body crawled out of it.
γOh! Host encounters wild wind wolf, intensity: 3, predicts host physical strength...... Can't be defeated~ Run! γ
The system gloated in front of Sang Zhefeng, but it had no effect on Sang Zhefeng, who took the wooden thorn and slowly approached the wolf.
[Hey, hey! What are you doing? It can't be that you plan to take on that wolf alone! That's not something you can challenge! How could a human with average physical fitness hit a demonic beast! γ
Sang Zhefeng's behavior seems to have frightened the system, although it intends to scare and scare this human who ignores it, but it has no intention of letting its host die!
When the wolf saw Sang Zhefeng's movements, he also bowed down vigilantly and roared threateningly at Sang Zhefeng.
A smile appeared on the corner of Sang Zhefeng's mouth.
This "ordinary human" sped out with a brisk stride on his feet, and the speed of the moment was so fast that the beast did not react.
The next moment, Sang Zhefeng went around to the side of the wolf, pulled the wolf over with one hand, hit the wolf's lone with one knee, and then hit the wolf's waist with an elbow.
Just two times, the wolf spat out the liquid.
Looks like blood mixed with something in the stomach.
As the saying goes, the wolf is "copper-headed, iron-bone, tofu waist", and Sang Zhefeng is right about this, and it seems that the effect is good.
However, Sang Zhefeng is still a little unanswered, it stands to reason that a normal wolf will be directly vomited blood by his beating, and then he will fall to the ground, but this one seems to be fine.
Sure enough, the wolf turned its head sharply and opened its mouth at Sanzhefeng, a pale transparent wind swirling at high speed in its mouth, looking like a meat grinder about to be sent out.
It is not difficult to imagine that if this thing touches Sang Zhefeng, then this little brother will be crushed.
"Hey~"
The smile on Sang Zhefeng's face was even bigger, as if he had seen some interesting toy.
He punched the wolf in the upper jaw, knocking the fellow's mouth to the ground, and the wind was naturally broken, and then he stabbed the wooden thorn in his hand into the wolf's waist.
With a "poof", the wooden thorn pierced the wolf.
Sang Zhefeng quickly left the wolf's side, and the next moment, the wolf's belly swelled violently, and then burst.
It popped open like a balloon, and bright red material ejected from it and scattered all over the ground. And Sang Zhefeng didn't get it at all.
He gracefully tended his clothes, as if he hadn't done anything just now.
[Detect the host to kill the wind wolf, and the host will be killed beyond the ability to get extra points.] Detects that the host is not injured and earns extra points. Detect a quick kill of the host and gain extra points. Total: 50.
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Sanzhe didn't return to the limelight, and walked directly in the other direction of the forest.
"It seems that your point calculation system and your thinking model are not managed by the same program."
Sang Zhefeng suddenly said this, and suddenly said that the dialog box in front of him was gone.
"And that computing system is still a low-IQ conditional probability, and there is no such thing as calculation 'skills' at all."
γTalent...... Not really! I can adjust this! I'm telling you, the next time you kill the Wind Wolf like this, I won't give you so many points! γ
The system seemed to be annoyed, and the dialog box that appeared this time turned red, and it was still beating there, and there was something like smoke on it.
Sang Zhefeng looked at this fried system, and a strange feeling inexplicably appeared in his heart.
It seems like...... I've seen it like this before.
He immediately threw the feeling out of his head, and it affected his thinking very much.
He made a virtual grasping motion and pressed one hand on top of the beating dialog.
γβ¦β¦ Huh? γ
The dialog box stopped.
Sang Zhefeng smiled softly.
"Can you give me a copy of the information here?"
He smiled, but seemed to look coldly at the dialog in front of him.