Ah Jiu took the guarantee back to the living room, cleaned up the dishes, chopsticks and food on the table, set it up into an altar, wrapped the guarantee with a talisman and recited a spell to ignite it, and wiped it on the Taocao man with a small talisman, "Get up." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info", Ah Jiu brought another basin filled with water, and drank "Open." That's it.

What is this for, is it to rectify Wu Ming, of course, Wu Ming wanted to kill Ah Jiu last night, originally Ah Jiu didn't want to care, but Wu Ming stepped on Ah Jiu's bed sheets again and forgot to buy new sheets for Ah Jiu, simply, the new account and the old account should be counted together.

Ah Jiu first used the golden basin lighting method to observe Wu Ming's every move, and Wu Ming was watching TV in the house after eating instant noodles.

"It's a big cut, it looks like I'll have to buy a band-aid."

Wu Ming went out to a clinic and was treated by a female doctor in her thirties, slightly chubby, and her facial features were somewhat similar to Hong Kong movie star Cheng Kuian.

"Big brother, can you get me a band-aid?"

"You wait." The female doctor glared at Wu Ming fiercely, and got up to give Wu Ming a band-aid.

Wu Ming rushed over and touched the female doctor's buttocks, the female doctor's eyes suddenly widened, and she turned around and said softly to Wu Ming: "What are you doing first?" ”

Wu Ming's head shook quickly, "I don't want to do anything." ”

The female doctor smiled softly and said, "Just say what you want to do, don't be embarrassed, maybe I will promise you." ”

"I really don't want to do anything, I still won't buy it." Wu Ming hurriedly wanted to leave, but his legs seemed to be uncontrollable and walked towards the female doctor step by step, and he plunged into the female doctor's arms and desperately drilled in, these two peaks were too huge, and Wu Ming couldn't kick them out.

At this moment, a middle-aged man with well-developed skin walked out and was surprised to see this scene: "Ah, flirting with my wife, looking for death, isn't it?" The middle-aged man grabbed Wu Ming's neck and walked to the door, raised his leg and kicked Wu Ming out of the clinic.

"Oops, my ass, forget it, let's go home."

Walking to the road, Wu Ming suddenly had an urgency to urinate, went into the public toilet and unbuttoned his pants to open the pee, and as soon as the urine came out, Wu Ming immediately lifted his pants.

Wu Ming returned to the building and met Gao Bao's family, Gao Bao just wanted to ask Wu Ming why his pants were wet, Wu Ming snatched the butter pineapple bun in Xiao Zhen's hand without saying a word, stuffed it into his mouth, and walked into the guard room under the surprised gaze of Gao Bao's family.

"Hey, strange, what's wrong with me today, let's change my pants first."

Wu Ming closed the curtain and closed the door, took off his pants and pants and prepared to change, Wu Ming stood up, picked up his pants and came out, at this time, Gao Bao's family bought two butter pineapple buns from Brother You's restaurant and came back, just in time for Wu Ming to come out with his pants.

Gao Bao was so frightened that he hurriedly covered Xiao Zhen's eyes, "Don't look at it, it won't grow big if you see it." ”

"Uncle Ming, what are you doing here?" Gao Bao was very puzzled by Wu Ming's behavior.

"I, I, I don't know what I'm doing?" Wu Ming walked over and stuffed his pants to Gao Bao.

Gao Bao took his pants and touched them wet, and sniffed them with his nose, "Ah, Uncle Ming, did you pee your pants?" ”

Miyuki tore off Gao Bao's sleeves and said, "Let's go upstairs first." ”

"Oh, oh, Uncle Ming, the pants will be returned to you." Gao Bao returned his pants to Wu Ming, and hurriedly led Miyuki Xiaozhen upstairs by elevator.

Wu Minggang wanted to go back to the guard room, but his legs didn't obey the call, he walked to the elevator entrance, snapped and patted, took the elevator up to the second floor, and knocked on the door of 201, Ami opened the door and screamed, and a middle-aged man immediately ran out of the house, "What's wrong, what's wrong, hey, why don't you wear pants?" ”

The man who came out was very familiar, wasn't he the tablemate who hid under the same table as Wen Caiqiusheng at the beginning?

Wu Ming reached out and put his pants on the middle-aged man's face.

"Bah, it's stinky, you're sick?"

Wu Ming shook his head with a bitter face and said, "I don't know if I'm sick or not." ”

"I think you're sick." The middle-aged man slammed the door shut.

"Oh, hahahaha, it hurts me to pull, it hurts me to pull." Wu Ming suddenly put his arm into the crack in the door.

Wu Ming broke into the house, picked up a white dress and put it on his body.

"Hey, are you a pervert?" The middle-aged man chased in and asked.

Wu Ming said helplessly: "I don't know why I did this." ”

"You may have been controlled."

"Ah, being controlled?"

"Grab some garlic." Ami ran to the kitchen and got a garlic.

The middle-aged man broke Wu Ming's mouth and stuffed it in, and Wu Ming's mouth turned and bit the middle-aged man's finger, "Ah." The middle-aged man hurriedly pulled out his fingers.

"It's amazing, you can even control your mouth."

The middle-aged man turned over and rode on Wu Ming: "Ali, Ami, quickly break his mouth open." ”

Wu Ming lifted the middle-aged man down like a zombie, turned over and rode on the middle-aged man, the middle-aged man just wanted to scream, Wu Ming picked up the garlic and stuffed it into the middle-aged man's mouth and stuffed it hard, the middle-aged man struggled desperately, Ali Ami grabbed Wu Ming's arm and dragged Wu Ming up.

Wu Ming kicked the middle-aged man, and his two arms shook and walked out of the 201.

"Cough, cough, cough, Ali, Ami, close the door, don't let him in again." The middle-aged man spit out garlic and lay on the ground and asked.

"Bang bang." Dream Mom, who lives in 202, heard the knock on the door and rushed to open the door, so frightened that Alzheimer's almost committed it again, only to see a middle-aged man with a flat head and beard in a white dress standing outside the door, without saying a word, he broke into the room and grabbed Dream Mom's two wrists and started dancing.

Jump forward, jump left, jump right, jump back, three steps left, three steps right, turn in a circle.

"Who are you, and what are you going to do?" After a while, Kung Fu Meng's mother was stepped on by Wu Ming more than ten times.

Wu Ming shook his head expressionlessly and said, "I don't know what I'm going to do, I'm being controlled." ”

Jump forward, jump back, jump left, jump right, three circles on the left, three circles on the right, and then turn around and jump in a circle, well, it's time to take a curtain call, Wu Ming bent down and patted his chest to take a curtain call around, Meng Ma and Wu Ming were dizzy and dancing, looking at Wu Ming, there were several.

"Dizzy, dizzy, who the hell are you?" Meng Ma asked, covering her head.

"I'm the caretaker of the building, and today's incident is definitely a misunderstanding."

As soon as Wu Ming finished explaining, I don't know who walked out with Wu Ming's neck collar, Wu Ming turned his head and couldn't see anyone at all, but Wu Ming's legs refused to go out, and he hugged the TV set of Meng Ma's house and swooped up, holding the TV set around the house like a monkey.

"Be careful, be careful, don't smash my TV." Meng Ma said anxiously.

I don't know who snatched the TV in Wu Ming's hand and put it back in place, Wu Ming bit the tip of his tongue and suddenly felt that his stomach was punched, a mouthful of blood sprayed in the direction of the TV, and a miserable scream, a young woman wearing glasses and a floral apron appeared in the living room. (To be continued.) )