Chapter 44: Bloody Clothes of Dry Bones (8)
The door of the small Taoist temple is dilapidated, and it is a place where incense has not been smelled for a long time. Therefore www.biquge.info there is only a lazy middle-aged Taoist priest with a beard and a young Taoist boy about ten years old. Its economic source depends on two parts, one is the two acres of land behind the Taoist temple, and the other part is the income of nearby farmers.
Today, the wind and the sun are beautiful, and the Taoist priest sits on a rickety recliner, cross-legged and leisurely humming a song. The little Taoist boy held a broom in the courtyard at the door, sighing and sweeping the fallen leaves that could never be swept away.
"Master, no one has come to ask the Fa for half a month, and the rice jar in the kitchen is about to bottom out!" Xiao Daotong complained.
"Isn't there still sweet potatoes in those two acres of land, there is no rice, just sweet potatoes!" The Taoist priest blew a mustache and scolded sharply.
The little Taoist priest retched when he heard the sweet potato, and his eyes couldn't help but roll: "Sweet potato, sweet potato, sweet potato that can't be eaten!" ”
"Hey! You are a little hairy head, Lao Tzu has not picked and choose, you have such a big opinion, it is a big deal to take you to a nearby town to eat chicken in two days to satisfy your hunger. ”
"Oh......" The little Taoist priest agreed sullenly, but he muttered unhappily in his heart, obviously the master himself wanted to eat chicken, and it was still on my head.
The broom scratched the muddy ground in the doorway, and suddenly a burly figure approached.
The little Taoist priest's eyes lit up, and he looked back at the sleepy man on the recliner with a smile, and shouted, "Master! That uncle is here again! ”
"What's the noise? Disturb my dreams! ”
"Master, look! It's the big, bearded uncle who often comes! ”
The Taoist priest was stunned, sat up from the rickety recliner, looked out of the door, and patted his thigh: "It's really him!" The money for the chicken has been settled! After that, he hurriedly tidied up the pleats and slippery Dao hat on his body, waved the floating dust, and walked to the door to greet him: "Poor Dao has already calculated that Brother Jiang, you will come here today, so I specially waited here." ”
"Haha! Mage, you're still so polite! Jiang Dale threw a heavy copper coin in his hand to the little Taoist priest next to him: "This is a deposit for you, if you can help me do something, I will pay you another twenty hangs!" ”
When the Taoist priest heard this, he was overjoyed, but he pretended to be calm on his face, and pretended to shirk: "You and I have known each other for so many years, where can I collect so much money from you." ”
"Huh! You helped me subdue so many fragrant female ghosts, I still felt that the money I gave before was too little, help me finish it this time, even if I make up for all the debts I owed before. ”
"Okay...... I wonder what you want me to do for you this time? ”
Jiang Da's long and thick arms stopped the shoulders of the Taoist priest, and while walking towards the dilapidated Taoist temple, he said, "Here's the thing......"
He recounted what happened yesterday.
The Taoist priest's flat brows gradually frowned, and he felt a little tricky: "It's okay to help you rebuild the enchantment, but there is no super high mana for such a thing as returning yang, so you can only use some side ways to achieve your wish." But it's easy to get caught up in the wrong way......"
"Master, you have been able to help me do every yin thing over the years, and today you must also help me return Xiaoyi to Yang." Jiang's big eyes were sharp, and he ordered.
The Taoist priest prevaricated: "This kind of thing is not something that can be done by thinking about it, but requires some special preparations." ”
"I see!" Jiang Da raised his head and smiled: "Haha, don't you just want money, I'll add it to you, how much do you say?" ”
"It's not about money, it's about me probably going to sacrifice my life!" The Taoist priest had a bitter face and declined.
General Jiang squeezed the Taoist priest's shoulder with his generous hand: "Then you refuse to agree?" ”
"I ......" the Taoist priest was hesitant.
"Humph! I don't know what to do, Lao Tzu and the current court are nine thousand years old to worship the brothers, you dare to provoke Lao Tzu, even if Lao Tzu burns this Taoist temple, it is also justified! Jiang Da threatened.
The Taoist priest's legs were weak, his crotch was wet, and his teeth chattered: "Brother Jiang!" Let me think about it! ”
"And think about a fart! Lao Tzu will add five more dollars to you, and all other miscellaneous expenses will be counted on me! "Jiang Da ordered, it is irresistible.
The Taoist priest raised his sleeves to wipe the sweat on his forehead, and said tremblingly: "Okay." ”
"Is it okay today?" Jiang Da couldn't wait to ask.
"I'm afraid it won't work today, I'm going to prepare some magic weapons, why don't I go to the village to find you in the morning in three days."
"That's it!" Jiang Da happily patted the Taoist priest on the back twice, then shook his hand and left leisurely.
The Taoist priest's back was so painful that he couldn't straighten up.
The little Taoist priest laughed with a broom on the side: "Hahaha! Master, your pants are wet! ”
The Taoist priest blushed, took off his shoes and held them high: "Little rabbit cub, you dare to laugh at your master, see that I don't pump your ass and bloom." ”
The little Taoist priest hurriedly raised his hand and avoided: "Master, don't be angry, quickly take off your pants and take them to the apprentice to wash, so as not to blow the cold wind and get infected with the cold." ”
The Taoist priest was angry and funny when he heard this, looked at his wet crotch, sighed sadly, and muttered as he walked towards the house: "Such a bully who ignores the law of the Yin and Yang King, why can't God get rid of it?" ”
"And that's not because the hour has not yet come!" The little Taoist priest looked at the desolate back of the master and comforted him.
"It's the same thing, it's not that you don't report it, it's not time yet. When the time comes, everything will be reported! The voice of the Taoist priest came from inside the house, and not long after, he threw out his wet pants and ordered: "Disciple, there is still a hole in the trouser leg, you can also make up for it by the way." ”
The little Taoist priest took his salty pants and threw down his broom and walked towards the backyard.
It is only right for an apprentice to serve the master. So the little Taoist priest has nothing to complain about.
It didn't take long for Jiang Da to return to his hut. He took a sip of tea to quench his thirst, then sat down at the tea table, and teased the red and blue soul shadows standing outside the door: "Xiaoyi Niangzi, you will be able to return to the yang after three ****, and then follow Lao Tzu and let you eat and drink spicy!" ”
The female ghost Xiaoyi held an umbrella and ignored it, as if she hadn't listened to it.
Jiang Da felt bored, walked to Jing Liqiu's side, grabbed his hair, and slapped him with two big slaps, waking him up.
"Death is coming, you are still in the mood to sleep!" After that, Jiang Da pulled the unfinished embroidery needle at the corner of Jing Liqiu's mouth.
Jing Liqiu screamed in pain.
Xiao Yi stood outside the door and shrugged her eyebrows and scolded: "Jiang Da, if you do Brother Jing, I will make you sleep peacefully tonight." ”
Jiang Da immediately let go of the hand pinching the needle: "Yes, yes, if you are a lady, your husband should be regarded as a holy decree!" Then he went to the door again, and walked out with his hoe on his shoulder: "There's no fun, so I'll go and dig up the ground and see if I can dig up a pot of gold!" ”
Come to the ridges that crisscross the fields.
Jiang Da saw that an old man of his own was cutting weeds in the field with a sickle and his mother-in-law, so he glanced at the old man.
The old man immediately put down the sickle and told his mother-in-law to mow the grass well, while he ran to the ridge and chatted with Jiang Da with laughter.
"Jiang Da, I passed by your house this morning and saw a young man left inside, could it be that the female ghost was let go by you?"
"Whoa! I will tell you a happy event today. ”
"What's the happy event?"
"In a few days, I'll marry my daughter-in-law!"
"Yo! You are cynical, and you also have a day to marry a daughter-in-law, which is so embarrassing! ”
"Go! Who is cynical, I don't want to get a son out to serve Lao Tzu when I'm old! ”
"Hey, hey! Yes, on the day you get married, I want to drink 30 bowls of it! ”
"Hahaha, Lao Tzu is happy to get married, and it's no problem for you to drink a hundred bowls." (To be continued.) )