Chapter 356: Bullshit Doesn't Make Sense [The Third Shift: Sitting on the Window Sill to Watch the Typhoon Plus the Tenth Shift]
Lu Xiaobu received Hou Long's call and nodded.
It seems that the lucky aura still works, and it is not in vain that he spent 300 million to open the lucky aura.
As for Hou Long's request on the phone, he naturally agreed.
Because, what he originally wanted was not to fight and scold people.
Just like Hou Long said to them, he can clearly distinguish between right and wrong.
He wouldn't joke about the children's education.
What he wants is a stage, a proper name, that's all!
And when Lu Xiaobu was invited to participate in the Education Day, it immediately caused an uproar as soon as it was released.
There is incomparably opposed!
"It's nonsense!
"Why should a person like Lu Xiaobu participate in the Education Day and let him take the children badly!?"
"If that's the case, I wouldn't let my kids watch that speech!"
"Absolutely not!"
β......β
There is a lively look.
"Hey, it's fun. β
"Zhu Zhixi vs. Lu Xiaobu?"
"Is this the rhythm of public tearing? If two people fight, it's really fun. β
"I feel like I'm going to fight, Lu Xiaobu is lawless!"
β......β
also finally found an opportunity to support Lu Xiaobu.
"Yes, this decision is very correct!"
"If you say that Lu Xiaobu is not qualified, please go and get a national college entrance examination champion and come over to compare, thank you!"
"Not only the champion, but also the qualifications of cross-strait peace ambassadors, as well as the qualifications of the top ten outstanding youths, I am waiting for you to get it!"
"Even if you don't talk about those big aspects, just say the positive words that Lu Xiaobu posted on Weibo before, he is qualified!"
β......β
There was a lot of noise on the Internet.
However, neither Lu Xiaobu, nor Zhu Zhixi, nor even the responsible party of Education Day gave any response.
Zhu Zhixi didn't dare.
Lu Xiaobu was disdainful.
Education Day is no.
Leave it all to time!
However, thanks to the tearing of the two major figures, the attention of Education Day has been increased like never before.
It's not just the students who are paying attention, but the adults are paying attention!
I believe that the ratings of Education Day will definitely soar!
Of course, the premise is that it can't go wrong.
......
However, there was one person who was angry!
It's Wei Hai!
"Damn, what's going on?, why is Lu Xiaobu on stage?!" Wei Hai shouted angrily.
All the efforts he made were directly washed away by this neurotic decision!
A hint of gloom flashed in his eyes, and it seemed that he couldn't just go with the flow.
It's still going to take some means!
......
On Education Day.
Lu Xiaobu came to the door of the venue.
The person in charge, Hou Long, personally came out to greet him.
"I'll hold it up, call Xiaobu, it's okay. β
Hou Long said with a kind smile on his face.
This Lu Xiaobu's evaluation on it is very high, otherwise they would not have submitted the application, and the above quickly approved.
Of course, along with the approval, there is also a notice that Lu Xiaobu must be allowed to control his temper.
"Of course, my name is Brother Hou or Uncle Hou?"
Lu Xiaobu also had a smile on his face.
"Brother Hou! I'm not that old! We're a generation! Hahaha!"
Hou Long became more and more satisfied with Lu Xiaobu.
Look at Lu Xiaobu, and then look at that Zhu Zhixi.
It's really a gap!
"Okay, then Brother Hou, although it is a bit of a Journey to the West. β
Lu Xiaobu responded politely.
"By the way, have you memorized the manuscript for you?" asked Hou Long.
"I memorized it, would I like to recite two sentences for you?" Lu Xiaobu opened his mouth and came: "College is a necessary experience in life......
Lu Xiaobu Balabala's carried a large string.
Hou Long's face became more and more satisfied.
They weren't wrong.
Being able to memorize the manuscript in such a short time shows that Lu Xiaobu is really attentive.
Good, good!
"Let's go, let's go in!"
Hou Long said happily.
And what he didn't know was.
"Host, you are really pitted, give me a mental loss fee, people ask you to memorize the manuscript, but you let me memorize the manuscript. β
The system complained.
"Anyway, you can write it down at a glance, what you can't memorize, it's really true. β
Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes and ignored the system's complaints.
That's right, just now the system was giving Lu Xiaobu a prompt and asking Lu Xiaobu to read out the manuscript.
Let Lu Xiaobu memorize the manuscript.
Look at my expression!
"What I asked you to prepare, have you prepared?" Lu Xiaobu continued to ask.
"Ready!"
The system said speechlessly.
"That's good. β
Lu Xiaobu nodded.
He can't do anything, and he can't curse, but that doesn't mean he can't make trouble!
After all, if he goes to the lecture step by step, the final result is not what he wants.
What he wants is a sensation, an explosion, and a slap to death Zhu Zhixi!
......
With the students of various schools, teachers, and some parents who were invited to enter.
Education Day has officially begun.
The opening ceremony was started by Zhu Zhixi.
I have to say that after the previous momentum, Zhu Zhixi's popularity is still very good.
As soon as he came to power, he was sought after by everyone.
"Teacher Zhu, what a good one!
"Be sure to pay attention to your body!"
"Your body is your child's greatest asset. β
β......β
Of course, 80 percent of this is sought after by teachers and parents.
As for the students?
None of them were interested, and if it weren't for the obligation, they wouldn't have listened to any Education Day talks.
It's all the same clichΓ© over and over again.
The presentation began.
"Hello students, at today's opening, I would like to talk about the 'uselessness of universities' that many people in society have published. β
To be honest, Zhu Zhixi's skills are still very good, otherwise he would not have fooled so many people.
Now, for example, he's memorized all the manuscripts.
You must know that many people can't do without a script for their speeches.
"I don't know what some people have in mind, saying that college is useless......"
Zhu Zhixi continues.
Many teachers nodded their heads in response.
But in contrast, almost all the students had little energy and listened to a shaky feeling.
Sure enough, it's still the same set!
"The children here today have not yet entered the society and have not contributed to society......
The students are even more sleepy.
"In today's society, we are supporting our group of people, and we are trying our best to 'persuade everyone's learning'......"
Cut and dried!
It's just that this Zhu Zhixi has a bit of strength.
He interprets these clichΓ©s from a different perspective.
That is, if it really doesn't work, why should they persuade them again?
Because of his good entry point, some students can still listen to it.
This also made Hou Long nod.
Although this Zhu Zhixi has done something, this speech is really good.
Finally.
"University is not useless, ignorance is useless!"
Zhu Zhixi made a summary.
That's it.
There was applause at the bottom, which was quite warm.
After all, there were cameras, and the students applauded facelessly.
In fact, most of the students could see a little absent-mindedness on their faces.
No matter how good the angle of entry is, it can't be avoided that it's still the same.
Now that the closing ceremony is over, everyone can't help but look forward to Lu Xiaobu's closing ceremony.
Well, the middle one can be skipped.
But the closing ceremony absolutely not!
(End of chapter)