238. Tease

The pomegranate made the chicken, put it in a large pot and carried it to the coal stove to stew. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Jiang Hongfei said: "Today's dinner can be eaten beautifully." Pomegranate, it's a very happy thing to be able to eat your cooking every day! ”

"No one doesn't like to hear compliments, but it's okay for you to say this in front of me, but don't praise me in front of your mother and your future wife."

"Yes, I know that although my mother's cooking is not as delicious as yours, and my future wife may not even be able to cook, but women are so careful that they can't praise another woman in front of this woman."

"Yes, you can be taught, you not only have a high IQ, but also a high EQ, an all-round talent. Remember, never praise another woman in front of another, this is to pull the rhythm of hatred for this woman. ”

Jiang Hongfei laughed, "You always have so many new terms, IQ?" Emotional intelligence? Pull hatred? Where did you learn these words? ”

"I learned from aliens." Pomegranate.

"Yes, sometimes I feel like you're from an alien planet, except that your appearance and language are the same as those of people on our planet."

"What's different?"

"The way of thinking and the fact that new words often pop up."

"Aliens! Big brother, your imagination is so rich. ”

Jiang Hongfei smiled and said, "Yes! In the face of you, a person full of whimsical ideas, I often have whimsical ideas, fortunately I am just a layman who likes money, nothing more than to get some inspiration from you to make money, if I have any artistic talent, I am afraid I can get a lot of creative inspiration, and it is possible to become famous and start a family in the future. ”

"It's a shame that you're just a layman who loves money, that's why you can fall in love with me, because I'm also a layman who loves money!"

At this time, Jiang Hongxiang walked into the courtyard and said, "You two really smell like each other."

Pomegranate said angrily: "Where does it stink?" You still follow me like a tail every day. ”

Jiang Hongxiang hurriedly flattered and explained: "The food you cook is very fragrant, I followed you because I smelled the fragrance of your dishes, and later found out that you are also fragrant, so I got used to it, what I said is the smell of copper, as soon as you two talk about money, you all like money, like copper smell, isn't this a similar smell?" I'm not wrong! ”

The pomegranate didn't give up, and said while pulling Jiang Hongxiang's clothes: "Okay, you are high, you don't eat fireworks, why don't you wear bark and leaves?" Why don't you go to the mountains and live in a cave? Why don't you go and pick wild fruits to fill your stomach? Why should I take a shower and brush my teeth? To be a savage, you don't need money, if you want to live a comfortable life and be a civilized person, without money, everything is free to talk about. ”

Jiang Hongxiang grabbed Pomegranate's hand, "Okay, okay!" My sister-in-law, I said it wrong, okay? ”

"What do you mean by auntie? Am I that old and ugly? ”

Jiang Hongxiang was very crazy, "I said it wrong again, I didn't mean that you are old, let alone that you are ugly, I didn't say that you are ugly!" Auntie and grandmother are honorific titles! Nothing else. ”

"You called me two generations older and became a grandmother-level person, why don't you get old? When people are old, how can they not be ugly? Do you think I'm that stupid? Can't you hear you scolding me and disgusting me? ”

Jiang Hongxiang couldn't explain it clearly, and the more he said it, the more wrong it became.

He squeezed his eyebrows at his brother helplessly, hoping that he could help him out of the siege.

Jiang Hongfei was indifferent, and laughed gloatingly, "Oops! I'm looking strange today.,My brother hasn't been so embarrassed.,Before, only girls were helpless against him.,Now it's really a thing down a thing! Finally, it's your turn to have such a helpless time. ”

Pomegranate laughed too.

The grievances on his face just now forced Jiang Hongxiang to be at a loss, and now he suddenly laughed like this, and the style of painting changed too quickly.

Jiang Hongxiang was inexplicably confused, and Jiang Hongfei also stopped laughing and looked at the pomegranate playfully.

Jiang Hongxiang looked at the pomegranate carefully, and saw that she was not angry at all, the aggressiveness and unreasonable trouble just now were all pretended, and they were deliberately teasing him!

But he still said uncertainly: "Pomegranate, you ...... Not angry? ”

"Angry? Why should I be angry, you know? Angry and aging quickly, the most taboo thing for women is to get old. ”

"Then you just ......"

"Just now it was a little punishment for you, you said that I talked about money all day long is very cheesy, in front of Li Qin and them, I will give you face and defend you, now in front of my eldest brother, I don't need to give you face."

Jiang Hongxiang took Pomegranate's hand, "You! I'm just joking, I'm with you, you're a layman, even if I'm not, I've already been cultivated by you to become an authentic layman, you talk about it, every time you do something, I support you, whether it's setting up a stall to sell braised rabbit meat at the beginning, or later opening a shop, and running a make-up class, I support you unconditionally and help you do it together. ”

Pomegranate looked innocent, "I'm joking, too!" Don't you see that? ”

Pomegranate said to Jiang Hongfei: "Big brother, do you see it?"

Jiang Hongfei said with a smile: "Hongxiang, when you meet this girl like pomegranate, your IQ is greatly reduced!" She's teasing you, don't you see? ”

Jiang Hongfei shook his head and said: "Also, you are so smart, I still envy you when you meet a girl who is also smart!" Now it seems that smart girls can only be friends, but being a wife is very troublesome. Unless you're willing to bow down. ”

Jiang Hongxiang said disapprerovingly: "You like mentally handicapped women, you go to find such a good one!" I like to be with smart women, I don't need to rely on women's retarded intelligence to set off my intelligence, I am willing to bow down. ”

Jiang Hongfei: "Hongxiang, when you meet the pomegranate, your whole person has changed, and you have become more sharp, okay, the husband can bend and stretch."

Pomegranate: "Big brother, I have a personal question for you."

"You say!"

"Every time I meet your mother, she talks about your personal problems, and worries about it, it stands to reason that you are not bad, your family conditions are good, and you are still the most popular college student today, and you are smart and capable of making money, there should be a lot of girls to pounce on! Big brother, do you have a favorite object now? ”

"Pomegranate, am I so good? Say it as if I'm perfect. ”

"Not to mention perfect, it's impeccable! Except for the inconvenience of the legs and feet, I don't see anything bad, of course, for a man, your only flaw is nothing, ordinary people can take advantage of one of your advantages, it is already very good, not to mention that you account for so many advantages. ”