Chapter 21 A beautiful man in the middle of the world
"See you for a long time, there is such a brazen person in the world, come on, let's go up and kill him together!"
"Anchor, your skin is only one inch thinner than the city wall, and the five bodies of the bow are thrown to the ground!"
"Anchor, stretch your face over and I'll shave it for you, see if you can dust off two catties of soil to plant wheat!"
"Anchor, why don't you pinch it differently from people, people have thick soles, you have thick skin!"
"It's very the charm of my youth, I'm optimistic about you, the anchor!"
At the turn of spring and winter, the weather is already cold, and in the drizzle, the rising water vapor sticks to the human skin to make the cold more piercing. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ ο½ο½ο½ο½
In the Laifu Restaurant in Xi'an City, Chen Pingzheng sat alone at the table to taste wine and enjoy the rain.
Outside the window, a pot of spirits is boiling on the stove, and the aroma of wine wafting out of the nose and lungs is intoxicating, and there is a fine cooked beef on the table, cut into a few millimeter slices with a knife, and dipping the sauce next to it into your mouth, which is a perfect treat on this cold day.
There was still a lot of scolding in the barrage, just because Chen Ping did something angry, he took a picture of Lin Pingzhi's head, and after simple processing, it turned out to be the cover of the live broadcast room.
The coquettish eyes, the actions of the second middle school, and the sentence on the side, "The perfect holographic game of the peerless beautiful man is an exclusive live broadcast." "It made people vomit for more than three days.
Chen Ping didn't care, since he had the courage to take pictures, he was naturally ready to be scolded, but this was all to attract attention, so far the website had not contacted him, so he could only do publicity for himself to see if he could attract a few female audiences.
"I think back then, I also hung a composite of the faces of countless beautiful men on my avatar like an anchor, and later hooked up with countless little sisters, all of whom were desperate to travel thousands of miles to see me, but it's a pity that ......"
"What's wrong!"
"When they come, their hearts are flying, when they go, when they are cold, when they come, their faces are full of peach blossoms, and when they go, they are sent back by the wind and snow, and I am the only one who feels sad about myself, so the anchor, you are playing with fire!!"
"You low-level coers, what era are you still obsessed with women, hey, you can't wait to talk to Coats......"
In the barrage, he was suddenly swiped by narcissism, self-explosion, and thinking about the jokes of the year, Chen Ping saw that this was okay, and hurriedly opened his mouth with his mind, "Okay, okay, everyone hurry up and help think about what to do!" β
"What's wrong streamer? Didn't you get caught molesting a woman from a good family? β
"The anchor will not be well aware of his sins, and is ready to apologize for his crimes!"
Chen Ping had no choice but to explain, what he was looking at now was idleness and tranquility, but in fact, there was already a crisis around him, and he didn't know how many people around him wanted to put him to death.
Why did Lin Pingzhi go to Huashan? Isn't it because of the strong enemy's ring feeding, and the entire rivers and lakes are coveting his family's evil sword spectrum? Didn't he think that Yue Buqun was righteous and strong in martial arts, and wanted to find a backer?
But now Chen Ping's descent from the mountain means that he has lost the protection of Yue Buqun and the Huashan faction, not to mention the huge Qingcheng faction in Yucanghai, even the Saibeimu peak is also waiting for him.
Yue Buqun knew that the news of the evil sword spectrum was in Ling Hu Chong's hands, so when he heard that he had to go down the mountain to push the boat down the river, it was probably to let himself attract firepower.
But the problem is that he can't help but go down the mountain, and now he doesn't dare to go out of the city for three days in Xi'an City, because he doesn't know what to do, and those people who are secretly monitoring him are just testing these days, and once they find out the truth and reality, they will be finished in minutes.
"This is difficult to do, the anchor is so weak now, Namu Gaofeng and Yu Canghai are both first-class masters, not to mention that there are other people who covet the evil sword spectrum."
"Then what should we do, why don't we go up to the back mountain of Huashan to find the Dugu Nine Sword and the Painting Wall Sword Technique?"
"Linghu Chong is still on the mountain, how can I go up?"
"Why don't you just bow down to the Shaolin Gate and learn the Yijin Sutra and the Shaolin Seventy-two Stunts? They are not decent martial arts, and it is still okay to shelter the anchor! β
"You are too naΓ―ve, not to mention that there is still a distance from Huashan to Songshan, when the Lin family was wiped out, you saw that the so-called righteous path in the martial arts came out and spoke, saying that it was the righteous way and the devil's way, but in fact, it was all the way!"
"That's right, will he take in the anchor at this time? It's going to be collected early that year, not to mention that the anchor is still a child of Huashan now! β
"Then isn't it a mistake to go down the mountain, just go back!"
There are many discussions in the barrage but there is no clue, who called Lin Pingzhi to cross the street like a young child with gold bricks in his arms, I am afraid that everyone who sees them wants to eat them and wipe them clean, on the other hand, if it is not for Yue Buqun's ulterior intention to accept him into the house, he may really die without a place to be buried!
As he was talking, the shopkeeper brought in a soaking old man from outside the door, the drizzle was the coldest in this season, the old man was trembling all over, and a pair of eyes were even more dull and lifeless, the shopkeeper took him to another stove, and turned around and left after a few words.
The old man was stiff from the cold, and with great difficulty he moved his calves to the stove, and his body collapsed on the chair, which was sad to see.
Chen Ping couldn't bear it, so he waved his hand and called the shopkeeper, "Send this beef to the old man!" β
The shopkeeper was also surprised when he heard it, the so-called "chivalrous" now only cares about the great benevolence and righteousness in their mouths, and they will pay attention to the sorrows and sorrows of the small people in the market, and hurriedly thanked, "Thank you for your righteousness, I thank you for Uncle Han!" β
Chen Ping nodded and asked casually, "Your boss is also very benevolent, and he is not afraid that he will spoil the interest of other guests?" β
"It's all neighbors, and you can't watch him get old and get out in the rain!"
"Neighbors?" Chen Ping was stunned, "Then why didn't he go back to his house?" β
"Isn't there no going back? was kicked out of the house by his grandson," the shopkeeper was a little angry, and said angrily, "That kid is still a scholar, he doesn't talk about loyalty and filial piety at all, and he has done such shameless things, so fucking he has read so many books for nothing!" This should have been exiled to the frontier in the past, and beaten to death with a stick! β
"Reader?" Chen Ping frowned, but he didn't expect that this would be the case, and he would be able to meet such a beast that challenges human nature when he came out for a meal.
The shopkeeper pointed to the corner outside the window with his mouth open, "Oh, it's Han Xiucai of that family, hehe, he is entertaining the distinguished guests from the palace today, and he wants to dedicate his daughter-in-law to today!" I'm afraid that this old man will embarrass him, so he will be driven out in the rain, this cold day is only afraid that he wants this old man to die as soon as possible, hey, you said that this kind of guy who buys a daughter-in-law and kills his ancestors can still be a showman, is there any reason for the fuck! β
"Emperor?" Chen Ping was surprised, "How can the emperor also be the Ninth Five-Year Honor, and he would like other people's women?" β
"Hehe, if you can't keep it, the son of heaven likes this set, not to mention women, even prostitutes and men don't let go, just like you, it's definitely a high-ranking official, and the power is all over the world!"
Chen Ping raised his eyebrows, "What is the year name this year?" β
"Zhengde, Zhengde for four years."
Chen Ping nodded, in the fourth year of Zhengde, something immediately came to his mind, and the barrage was immediately opened.
"Ha, anchor, Zhengde, leopard room, Zhengde wilderness. is lascivious, built a leopard room in the capital for his own fun, and both men and women eat it, anchor, aren't you desperate now? Just sell it to Zhengde, and when the time comes, you will be a high-ranking official, and the army will wipe down to destroy whom! β
"The anchor is wearing Lin Pingzhi's skin, this look naturally doesn't say, the anchor fights, isn't it just being just! Grit your teeth and pass? β
"You guys are going to let the anchor buy an asshole, so you might as well swing a knife from the palace."
"The anchor is a, maybe I'm a little excited!"
Chen Ping smiled, naturally he wouldn't take it seriously, but just now he suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind, Zhengde was absurd and violent, searching for beautiful women and prostitutes everywhere, liking men, and also named male pets as "righteous sons", gave them the surname Zhu, built luxury mansions for them, allowed them to participate in political activities, and even held military power.
Its "righteous sons" Qian Ning and Jiang Bin are very arrogant, pampered and interfered in government affairs, and their power is hot. Among these male pets, Jiang Bin and Xu Tai were both rewarded by Wuzong for their bravery and good fighting, so that Wuzong "went in and out of the leopard room and lay down together", and they were very lucky.
He naturally didn't want to buy assholes, but he could use this to hide in the official mansion, at this time, the eunuchs were dictatorial and controlled the government, and the strongest martial arts sunflower treasure book in Xiaoao came from Ouchi, there must be masters in Jinyiwei and Dongchang, if he could lead Mu Gaofeng and Yu Canghai to fight against the imperial court, then wouldn't he be able to escape from it?
Chen Ping told the officials what he thought, and everyone thought it was good, and immediately asked what to do, Chen Ping looked at his body, got up and said, "Go and change your outfit first, this body is too good!" β
When he went down the mountain, Yue Buqun gave a lot of silver, and it was enough to buy some clothes.
found the largest tailor shop, casually went in and picked out a few gorgeous clothes, Chen Ping entered the changing room, and when he changed clothes, he closed the live broadcast room, this is not once or twice, otherwise it would be difficult to go to the toilet and broadcast live? Everyone was not surprised, but when Chen Ping opened the live broadcast room again, the viewers were dumbfounded
Lin Pingzhi is the ultimate beautiful man, and now he is even more dizzying when he dresses up.
His skin is fairer than that of a woman, his clothes look like he has powder, his sword eyebrows are lightly raised, and he naturally has an indescribable style.
This is a handsome and unparalleled, peerless talent.
The eyes of the proprietress in the tailor shop were straight, and she didn't let go of Chen Ping's hand, and the barrage was even more crazy.
"I want to die, don't stop me......"
"My title as the most beautiful man in the world was snatched away by the anchor like this!"
"Anchor, I'm going to give you a monkey ......"
"My husband, whoever robs me and kills him!"
"Anchor, my asshole is still clean, do you want it!"
Unscrupulous barrage swiped the screen, Chen Ping looked in the mirror and admired Lin Pingzhi's appearance, not much to say, directly in the restaurant, everyone was surprised and pulled the old man and went straight to his house!
"This son, what are you going to do with the little old man?"
"I'll get you justice!"
When the old man heard this, he immediately struggled, and said with a bitter face, "Don't, Childe, you want to make a fuss, I'm afraid that I won't be able to stay in this house anymore!" β
Chen Ping naturally knew that this kind of scum could do anything, and if this trouble was not handled well, it would be equivalent to sending this old man into the sea of fire, and his heart suddenly became cold, "Don't worry, if he dares to do this to you again after today, I will let him know the value of life!" β