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Mulan has liked to play with boys since she was a child, and her momentum is not lost to her male companions when she fights. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info Xiao Mulan and the boys are definitely not allowed to shave their eyebrows when they drink secretly!

"It's the turtle that doesn't toast!" This is the most common sentence that Mulan says when she fights wine.

However, Mulan is not manly enough when she goes to the toilet.

"Stand still! No peeking! Not only will she say this, but Mulan will also call her puppy Xiaohua and spy on her male companions.

When she grows up, Mulan still likes to mess around with boys, and the two gangs clash, and Mulan is more ruthless than boys! If the situation really happens, Mulan will use a "killer move"!

"Indecent!"

The true sentence is really tried and tested, and every time it scares the other party to the point of urine, and shouts again and again: "Sir, it's not fair!" Every time, she hit me first! ”

"This ......" looked at the little gangster who was beaten by Hua Mulan and had a blue nose and swollen face, and Cai Zhutou, who was attracted by the words "indecent", also expressed his embarrassment.

In a blink of an eye, Mulan was old enough to get married.

On this day, Mulan's father took Mulan to the biggest matchmaker in the city, Mrs. Liu's house.

"Ask Mrs. Liu to pull the red line and find a partner for the little girl Mulan." Mulan's father bowed his hand to the very wealthy Mrs. Liu, and said very sincerely.

"Well, gentle and dignified, shy flowers in the closed moon, graceful girl!" Mrs. Liu was very satisfied with Mulan, who pretended to be a beautiful girl, and praised her repeatedly.

At this time-

"Sister Lan is in a situation!" A terrible cry came from outside the window.

"The little woman has something, so let's quit first!" Mulan said with a smile on her face, and picked up the flower pot on the windowsill.

“？” Mrs. Liu was puzzled.

"Take advantage of the old lady's absence to make trouble? Flat you! Walking out of the door, Mulan immediately revealed her original form, picked up the flower pot and smashed it. Her brothers stood aside to cheer her on.

"Wow! My orchid! Mrs. Liu shouted distressedly. And Mulan's father was so angry that he hit the wall.

Mrs. Liu introduced a partner to Mulan and arranged for the two to meet.

"Oops! A handsome man and a beautiful woman, what a natural pair! Mrs. Liu sat on the side of the two and applauded.

"But...... She...... She ...... "The object of the blind date with Mulan, stammered, and cold sweat broke out from her forehead.

"Isn't Childe dissatisfied with Miss Mulan?" Mrs. Liu was puzzled.

She ...... She ...... "The blind date sweated even more fiercely, and her fingers trembled and pointed in the direction where Mulan was, "It's her terrible 'dowry'!" Putting down this sentence, the blind date object held his head in his hands, pulled his legs and ran.

At the window behind Mulan, Mulan's brothers were all crowded there and shouted:

"You're going to wash our socks every day!"

"Make the bed for the gentlemen to sleep!"

"You want to pay us with money!"

A few more days later, Mulan's family-

"The matchmaker helped you find a great match!" Mulan's father held a half-nude photo of a strong man, and said bitterly.

"Tall, handsome, strong, rich, powerful and talented!" Mrs. Liu was also on the side to help.

"Me! No! Marry! Mulan said word by word, and at the same time scratched the word "no" on the wall with her fingernails.

"It's too much!" Mulan's mother walked over and slapped the word "no" on the wall, so frightened that the dog Xiaohua hid in Mulan's arms, "I don't want such a good object!" ”

"Mulan, it!" Mulan's father saw that the savior was coming, and hurriedly said, "Say something heavy to your daughter!" ”

"Persuade Mulan, Aunt Hua!" Mrs. Liu said.

Mulan's mother looked at the semi-nude / photo of the strong man, then looked at Mulan and her father, turned to Liu Matchmaker and said, "Don't forget about Mulan, marry me to him again!" ”

It's really an amazing word, Mrs. Liu was scared out of the wig, Mulan raised her hands in fright, and the dog Xiaohua fell to the ground.

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Shan Yu, the king of the Huns, led the Jin Ge Iron Horse to invade the Central Plains. Shan Yu is strong in martial arts, leading the male army to conquer the city! However, what he fears most is the battle at his doorstep......

"What are your odds of winning?"

"Will you kill yourself if you lose?"

"What are the chances of winning the next election?"

The above are the questions raised by the reporters at the press conference.

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The Great Wall separates the north and the south. Three hundred and sixty-five days a year, there are elite soldiers guarding non-stop every day to protect the world of flowers south of the Great Wall.

Shan Yu's army was fierce and marched all the way, and the Great Wall became the last barrier of the Han army.

"Lost! Lost! Lost again! My troops are cursed to lose every day? General Da Han Bao looked at the remnants of his defeated soldiers, brandishing his sword and angrily, "From now on, you are not allowed to 'comb' your hair!" Don't read the 'book'! Don't eat 'vegetable' dishes! Don't say half a 'lose' word! ”

"When is the bright moon? Ask the wine to the sky, I don't know what year it is in the heavenly palace, what year is it tonight......" Master Qian shook his Kong Ming fan and recited affectionately.

"You!" General Bao suddenly drew his sword and pointed at Master Qian, "Disobey the military order and drag it out to behead!" ”

"Is it taboo to be sad and sting?" Master Qian shouted injustice.

"Because it was written by 'Su' Dongpo!" General Bao explained.

General Bao was bent on defeating the Huns, and every morning he "asked" the chicken to dance.

"Coo-coo-coo...... "Hey, it's like a hen's cry."

"Huh? Why is the hen crying this morning? General Bao looked at the hen squatting in the dawn pavilion suspiciously.

"Coo-coo-coo-coo......" the hen barked at General Bao as she ran.

"The hen seems to have a secret affair...... General Bao hurriedly followed.

Under the big tree behind the barracks, a few pink pheasants were dancing with their thighs exposed, and a group of rooster-colored onlookers were obsessed. There is also a banner tied to the book: "Foreign Chicken Dance"!

"Suffer! Even the native chickens have fallen! General Bao was depressed.

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In the palace, the emperor is leisurely drinking tea.

A large group of civil servants and military generals and eunuchs rushed in and shouted in a panic: "Your Majesty, it's terrible!" Shan Yu waved his army across the Great Wall! ”

The strange thing is that the emperor didn't react at all, and still drank his own tea by himself.

"Ahh The emperor did not have the slightest fear. ”

"Steady as Mount Tai!"

"It's really the wind of the dragon and the son of heaven!"

"The emperor is a great monarch, and he is not afraid of that little Shan Yu!" The ministers praised one after another.

At this time, the emperor, who had taken a sip of tea, put down the teacup and said slowly, "Is it 'cicada' or 'fish'?" Let's make it clear! ”

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General Bao entered Beijing to face the saint and waited outside the hall for the summons. (To be continued.) )