Chapter 199: It's a Big Deal!
Xu Donglin saw that Ling Han was hesitating, for fear that he would not agree to be a guest at his house, so he would brag in front of his elder sister and blow up the sky, so he still had to let his wise master come forward to deal with his elder sister: "Oh, master, that's the case, one day, when my elder sister and I were talking about one thing, she thought that the martial arts of the uncle's family was very powerful, and I was not convinced, so I said that no matter how powerful he was, he was not as powerful as the master, so I said that I am worshipping a master now, and now I am teaching me the magic of the world." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info She scoffed at me and thought I was lying to her, and insisted that I invite you to her house, master, to let her see if I was telling a lie. Master, if you don't go to my house, she will definitely think that I am telling a big lie. ”
After Xu Donglin finished speaking, he hurriedly retreated, for fear that Ling Han would be angry and beat him up. He was so timid, like a pug in front of Ling Han, he couldn't play the slightest bit of prestige.
It seems that this guy is not only sick, but also very sick, what is there to show off about this? What is the miracle? Lao Tzu doesn't know what kind of magic skills there are, what to teach you. This guy seems to be lacking in his mouth, and he is running a train on his mouth, and now the cowhide is blowing up, and he can't close the scene, so he uses himself as a shield. He listened to it for a long time and finally understood the meaning of this idiot, he chatted with his sister in his own home, boasting about how he worshipped a very good master, his sister definitely didn't believe it, thinking that she had met a liar, so Xu Donglin had to call himself to his house to prove whether Xu Donglin was lying.
Although Ling Han didn't know what Xu Donglin's sister meant, and he didn't know what kind of strange thing she was, since Xu Donglin was like this, his elder sister wouldn't be much better. Ling Han didn't want to get involved in this idle and painful mess, so he shook his head: "Oh, Xu Donglin, I can't say anything, I may not have time on the weekend, you go back and make it clear to your sister." ”
Xu Donglin is not what he sees on the surface, he is really an idiot, it's just that he likes to drill the horns of the bull in what he does. Seeing that Ling Han was obviously prevaricating, he asked Ling Han with a sad face: "Master, I know that you look down on me and think that I am just a stupid big one, an authentic straw bale. I know you have a mind in your heart, and you don't want to go to my house at all, and you deliberately use excuses to fool me. There was a rare glimmer of shrewdness in his eyes.
Ling Han didn't expect that his little caution would be seen by this stupid Xu Donglin, and his face suddenly had a little fever, and he looked sneered.
At the same time, he also thinks that this kid is really weird, is it necessary to cry like this? Isn't it that I didn't promise to go to his house, and it's not a knife on the neck, and if you don't get it, you'll die, why do you have to make it so weird?
He couldn't help but wonder a little, but he couldn't help it, so he asked him, "Hey, what are you doing here?" That is, I don't have time to visit your house, what's the big deal? Do you need a bitter gourd like yours? Uh, you're still going to have to be a little bit of a good guy, okay? I doubt you're a man anymore. ”
Xu Donglin's face was hot when he was taught by Ling Han, but he didn't care. He hesitated for a long time, and just when Ling Han thought that he was about to turn around and leave, he raised his head and looked at Ling Han with a look of hope: "Master, you don't know how arrogant my sister is at home, she has bullied me for a long time, it's too violent, and I can't beat her." So, inviting you to my house is actually what I mean, I want you to help me clean up my crazy old lady. ”
After Xu Donglin said this, he felt embarrassed, and he twisted and twisted there, like a little girl.
He was embarrassed, Ling Han felt that what this guy was thinking in his head was completely different from other talents, there was a younger brother like him in this world, even if he had a great grudge against his sister, he would not come up with such a perverted bad idea as him. It's weird, it's so different.
"What? You want me to come to your house to teach your old sister, is she your own sister? Ling Han was almost so shocked by his ridiculous idea that he sat on the ground all of a sudden, he really thought it was incredible.
Xu Donglin said that he was going to invite Ling Han to come forward to repair his perverted old sister: "Master, you don't know, my old sister is too much of a thing, she is really a pervert, she has always been so arrogant and domineering, she has never let me since I was a child, but relied on her to be better than me, and constantly bullied me." I can't bear it, where there is oppression, there is resistance. Therefore, I want to invite the master to my house this weekend to be a guest, my old sister will definitely be tempted to talk to you, why don't you just help me teach her a lesson, let her know that there is a heaven outside this world, there are people outside the world, and this world is still up to our masters, let them go to hell. ”
In the end, that yin and owl qi returned to this guy's face, he was here to point out the country and promote the words, and the original Xu Donglin came back.
Ling Han really didn't know what Xu Donglin was thinking about all day long, and he could even come up with such a ridiculous idea, which made Ling Han not know what to say about him.
In the end, Ling Han still didn't resist Xu Donglin's soft bubble and hard grinding, so he had to agree to his invitation and come to his house this weekend to be a guest to meet his wonderful sister.
Xu Donglin got Ling Han's assurance, and immediately ran away.
He was satisfied, but he roasted Ling Han on the fire, Ling Han felt that in the future, he must not provoke strange things like Xu Donglin, otherwise, he would stick to you like kraft candy and make you annoyed. Just like this weekend, why do you need to mix in family affairs between sisters and brothers, it's really a dog with a mouse to meddle in things.
Alas, mother's fart, why is this trouble so endless? Do you feel that you are too kind and gentle, and troubles come to the door one after another, which makes Ling Han want to scold her mother in her heart.
An Xiaoxiao had been watching from the sidelines, and when she saw Ling Han's depressed face, she couldn't help but quip: "Oh ho, little white face, you have a lot of skills!" I didn't expect you to accept apprentices after only a few days in Zhongzhou! You're a cow, you're a cow!" She gloated with schadenfreude on her face, she is not an idle master, afraid that the world will not be chaotic. She hopes that the more chaotic the world is, the better, so that it will be exciting enough to taste good. Therefore, she spoke in a weird way, Ling Han had long known that this girl was basing her happiness on the pain of others, so he was not surprised.
An Xiaoxiao saw Ling Han looking at herself, and couldn't help but snort, "What's wrong?" If you can do it, aren't you allowed to say it? Hum! It's really a typical example of only allowing the state officials to set fires, and not allowing the people to light lamps. Little white face, what else do you want? Your precious apprentice has long since run away. Isn't it time for you to explain this? That Xu Donglin is a man of the year in our school, when did you accept him as an apprentice? ”
At this time, you want this eldest lady of the An family to pretend to be gentle, so you just wait to find a smoke. She yelled at Ling Han with a fierce look, just like Huang Shiren in "The White-Haired Girl" who forced Yang Bailao to pay rent, and wanted to eat people. When Ling Han saw her appearance, he scolded in his heart: With your fierce appearance, how can you marry in the future?
Ling Han saw her expression of wanting to devour people, and knew that if she didn't explain this matter clearly today, she wouldn't think she would be able to settle down quietly today. So he didn't hide it, and carefully explained how Xu Donglin forcibly came out to find trouble for You Xuefen. Ling Han was selfless and forgiving in his heart, and he was not afraid that An Xiaoxiao would hold on to this matter.
After he finished talking about the matter, he looked at the eldest lady of the An family with an innocent face: "Xiaoxiao, this matter is like this, I didn't hide it at all." I don't know if this Xu Donglin is such a person, typical two hundred and five, I don't know where he heard it, thinking that I was a master of the world, and he had to twist me to accept him as an apprentice, I didn't promise him a big man and kept kneeling on the ground and didn't get up until I promised him. ”
After An Xiaoxiao heard this, she felt that this thing was too ridiculous, this thing was really strange, there was such a man with a pit in his head in this world. She "snorted" and stopped talking, she also had to take a good look at the relationship, which made her brain dizzy all of a sudden. She looked at Ling Han's face suspiciously, as if Ling Han's face had flowers, and she didn't know what she was thinking in her heart.
Just when Ling Han thought that this girl would be angry with herself and pull her arm fiercely for this matter, she didn't expect her to question Ling Han in a weird way: "Little white face, Miss Ben believes what you said for the time being, but what happened to the master and wife that Xu Donglin said just now?" Who do you arrange this dumb overlord to protect every day? Hum! Didn't you keep saying yesterday that you had nothing to do with You Xuefen? Are you full of food, and arrange for your apprentice to protect her every day? Is there something hidden in this, you didn't tell the truth? Now this little milk gives you another chance, see how you justify yourself? ”
An Xiaoxiao looked at Ling Han with a playful expression, seeing how he quibbled?
Ling Han knew that today's matter would not be good for a while, and it was all caused by Xu Donglin's idiot. To say that because Xu Donglin inserted a lever horizontally, Ling Han was really not easy to explain.
But no matter how depressed he is, he has to explain, otherwise, this misunderstanding will be big. So Ling Han began to explain carefully: "Xiaoxiao, didn't I make it very clear yesterday? I still know very well what kind of situation I am in, and I have not reached the point of narcissism. I really don't have a half-dime relationship with that You Xuefen, it's all Xu Donglin's, this kid has a sick brain, I just said it at the time, and I wanted to send him away. Who knew that he believed it and actually ran to protect You Xuefen at close range, and took this as a task to assess, don't you think it's funny? ”