015 The kidnapped Santa Claus
"This skill is very good," Luo Yao pointed at Vladimir: "In the future, you can support yourself by delivering couriers." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Actually, my brother used to be a courier," Katyusha explained, "but the weather in the Arctic was too cold, and my brother was frozen into a dog." ”
Beria stretched out his long tongue excitedly: "I can also send couriers, what does Her Majesty have to deliver?" Can be entrusted to me, the freight is guaranteed to be cheaper than Vladimir and Katyusha. ”
"Beria, you traitor, don't maliciously lower the price!" Vladimir and Katyusha rebuked at the same time.
"Great" Luo Yao's eyes lit up: "Now you are the special messenger of the Empress of the Seven Seas, and you are responsible for the delivery of packages between the Empress and her followers. Yaoyao should think of a good name for you, what should you call it courier? ”
"Downwind? Flexible? Zhongtong? Shentong? Federation? Parrot Dabai reported the names of more than a dozen famous couriers at home and abroad: "The empress can pick a favorite OEM." ”
Luo Yao said disdainfully: "Don't mention the small workshops of private enterprises." Yaoyao's messenger undertakes the royal business and must be handed over to state-owned enterprises. ”
"Postal? ems? China Railway Transport? The cold and shivering pigeon Xiaobai interjected: "I don't know what foreign countries are, and there don't seem to be too many state-owned enterprise express delivery." ”
The little girl still shook her head: "These state-owned enterprises are too slow to respond, Yaoyao wants to find a few who can react faster." With that, Yaoyao thought of a good name. ”
"From now on, your name is Dongfeng Express. Advertising slogans are readily available. Dongfeng Express, the mission must be achieved. All-weather rapid response, no rest on holidays, accurate delivery coverage of the world. ”
Her Majesty's decision made Parrot Dabai worried: "Empress Yaoyao, do you want the children to transport nuclear bombs?" ”
Luo Yao knocked on the parrot: "Don't think nonsense, Yaoyao doesn't have a nuclear bomb in her hand." Another point, don't make a small report to your father. ”
Parrot Dabai nodded again and again: "I promise not to tell Marshal Luo." Wait a minute, this Santa Claus who looks like Marshal Luo, will he give a small report to Marshal Luo? ”
"Leave him alone, there is no psychic connection between him and his father. I can't tell my father. ”
Speaking of this, Luo Yao looked at Santa Claus angrily: "It's really annoying, I can see my father's projection everywhere I go." didn't fulfill Yaoyao's wishes, and couldn't surprise her father. It was in vain for Yaoyao's hard work. ”
"You can say that the behavior of the cheating father is so noble, you are unique." Luo Yunfeng's version of Santa Claus pondered for a while: "Your pit daddy work, do you want me to help?" ”
Luo Yao immediately came to her senses: "Are you willing to help Yaoyao?" Halfway through speaking, she stared at Santa Claus: "But you still have to give gifts to the children tonight, will you have time to help Yaoyao?" ”
"That's true," Santa nodded, "I was going to give three hundred thousand gifts before I met you." Now that there are no reindeer, these gifts may be a bit slow to deliver. I simply won't send it and save it until next Christmas. ”
Parrot Dabai interjected: "Only 300,000 gifts? Uncle Parrot remembers a statistic that there are more than 400,000 children in Paris alone. 300,000 gifts, not enough for even the children of the French capital. ”
"There's nothing I can do about it. Christmas is a festival when even the gods have to fight for their fathers. If you have a good father, you have a good gift, and if you don't have a good father, you have nothing. Ever since the legend of Santa Claus was established, this has been an unbreakable truth. ”
The white-bearded "Luo Yunfeng" shrugged: "That's the truth. If you can have a strong father, even if you rob Santa Claus, you won't be guilty. ”
"You're kind of like Daddy's temper." The little girl circled around Santa Claus, and she suddenly clapped her hands and said, "These 300,000 gifts for children can't be left ungiven." But as for what to send, it is up to Yaoyao's confirmation. ”
Santa Claus nodded cheerfully, "Well, you're the Queen of Christmas." It's up to you what gifts you want to give. ”
"Send a set of entertaining and educational super blockbuster "Warrior Monk vs. Druid"." Luo Yao muttered in a low voice: "The empress wants everyone to understand what it means to see the essence through the phenomenon." The USB flash drive is here, do you know how to copy it? ”
"No problem." Santa Claus bowed and said, "I will do my best to fulfill your request." I still have this bit of divine power. ”
"Then it's a word, this frozen castle is left for you to live in." Luo Yao jumped into Santa's car: "Yaoyao continues to fight the Seven Seas, slaughtering sheep and slaughtering gods, we are on the march!" Parrot Dabai hugs your wife and sits firmly. ”
The three siblings consciously pulled up the sled. I only heard a burst of barking, and the three dogs actually dragged the sleigh into the air.
After devouring the Christmas reindeer, they gain the ability to pull a sleigh into the air.
Until the sleigh flew so that no shadow could be seen, the empress's cheerful song could be heard: "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells." Yaoyao is so happy to rob, galloping on the ice field-"
On the ice field not far from the castle, Sakas drives a snow tractor and follows the footsteps of the Ice Queen.
Just when he thought he was lost, he suddenly saw three dogs pulling sleds and flying in the air. The Ice Queen stands on a sleigh, humming Christmas melodies in her mouth.
"Oh my God, guess what I saw?" Sakas hurriedly grabbed the communicator: "The Ice Queen is flying in the sky with Santa's sleigh!" If Santa Claus is also real, it means that the Ice Queen has just robbed Santa Claus. ”
John's worried voice came: "I can't take care of the Ice Queen's robbery of Santa Claus for the time being. But I really think you should see a psychiatrist. Sakas, your mental state is very wrong. ”
"I'm in good spirits," Sakas, stepping up the throttle, and he said viciously to the communicator, "Judging by the Ice Queen's trajectory, Santa Claus should be in front." I'll find Santa Claus and let him prove your mistake. ”
After two hours of braving the wind and snow, Sakas finally came to the outside of the ice castle.
Seeing this ice sculpture castle, Sakas was overjoyed: "Such a perfect ice sculpture must have come from the hand of the Ice and Snow Empress." ”
He jumped out of the car with the camera in his hand and cautiously made his way to the castle door.
When he got closer, Sakas realized that there was a huge hole in the ice gate.
With the howling of the cold wind, Sakas looked inside: the castle was in chaos, and the ground was littered with shards of ice. In the very center of the castle hall, several strange men wearing fish tanks and leotards stood in a circle.
In the midst of them, there was a white-bearded old man in a red coat and a red hat lying on the ground. Before Sakas could capture any more images, a white light flashed in the hall, and the strange man disappeared along with the white-bearded old man.
Sakas's cold sweat froze into ice on his forehead: Oh my God! Aliens have attacked the Ice Queen's palace, and they've kidnapped Santa Claus!
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