"By the way, didn't Lao Lu say that the water in this treasure gourd is drunk to strengthen the body and cure all diseases? Why don't I try it first, if the effect is good, hehe, then the opportunity to make a fortune is here! Wu Lai thought to himself, raised the gourd to his mouth, and took a slight sip. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

This saliva went in, Wu Lai only felt a cool juice into his mouth, it seemed to be sweet but not sweet, it was extremely refreshing, more thirst-quenching than the cold beer he had drunk before, and then the cool feeling flowed all over his body, and the 36,000 pores on his body seemed to be opened at the same time, the whole body trembled slightly, and the whole person seemed to be much more energetic, Wu Lai almost groaned under the stimulation of this refreshing feeling.

"I'll take it, how can this ordinary tap water be so sweet when it is put in this gourd?" Wu Lai chirped, stretched out his tongue and licked the remaining juice on his lips, and thought excitedly.

Wu Lai had said so much to the old man in green before, and he was really a little thirsty, seeing that the water in the gourd was really delicious, he simply raised his neck and drank it to the fullest, until his stomach was a little swollen, and then he put down the gourd unsatisfied.

"Haha, drinking so many sips of water every day is like a fairy!" Wu Lai thought triumphantly, and suddenly felt a hot current gushing out of his lower abdomen, and then his whole body became a little hot.

"Huh? What's going on? Why do I feel like I'm being roasted by fire? Wu Lai was slightly panicked in his heart.

It didn't take long for Wu Lai to be sweating profusely, his limbs and five bones were surging with heat, Wu Laire couldn't resist it, and only shorts were left on the clothes on his body, but he was still extremely hot, and he only felt that his body seemed to be boiling a pot, and countless streams of heat were running around.

When Wu Lai looked down, he saw that his skin had already turned red, so he hurriedly ran to the faucet, turned on the faucet, and kept pouring the turbulent cold water on himself, hoping to cool down.

But Wu Lai soon found out sadly that after the cold water splashed on his body, there was a trace of heat, which was of no avail!

"Damn, if it goes on like this, I'm afraid I'll be cooked, and it's still braised red, and I also said that this is a treasure gourd, how do you know that it is a harmful thing? Come out for me, old man! Wu Lai thought stupidly, but he didn't dare to slack off in his hand, and flicked the gourd in his hand again and again.

"What about you kid...... Hey? Why do you have so much aura in your body? Lao Lu's impatient voice suddenly sounded in Wu Lai's mind, but halfway through speaking, it turned into a tone of surprise.

With Lao Lu's words, the gourd in Wu Lai's hand automatically levitated, and a burst of green smoke rose on the surface of the gourd, and Lao Lu had already appeared in front of Wu Lai like a ghost, looking at Wu Lai with a face full of surprise.

As soon as Wu Lai saw the old man in green appear, he jumped his foot and pointed at the old man in green and scolded: "You old guy, you actually pit the master, you said that the water in this gourd can cure all diseases, but I drank it, but it became this braised appearance, hurry up and find a way, otherwise, I will be cooked!" ”

When the old man in green heard this, he immediately asked, "Huh? Drank the water inside the gourd? How much did you drink? ”

"Huh? Not much, that is, just a half-full? Wu Lai defended unconvinced.

When the old man in green heard this, his eyes suddenly widened, and then the boss let out a wild laugh, his short figure couldn't laugh a little, and his green beard trembled: "How much?" Half full? Hahaha, I'm laughing to death! I've seen stupid, but I've never seen anyone stupid to this extent! ”

Seeing this, Wu Lai was even more unhappy in his heart, he was already so hot and uncomfortable, as if he was about to catch fire, he was very uncomfortable, at this time, he saw this old man in green with a gloating expression, where could he still hold it, and kicked at the old man in green!

The old man in green gently floated to the side in the direction of Wu Lai's feet, although he no longer laughed, but looking at his somewhat twitching face and shaky beard, it was obvious that this old man was extremely uncomfortable at the moment.

"You dead old man, I'm almost ripe, you're laughing here, you're very happy to see your master's bad luck, think of a way, otherwise, you go out and get two catties of wine, and then directly take the master as a drink!" Wu Lai knew that he couldn't help the old man in green, and complained with an unhappy face.

The old man in green finally breathed a sigh of relief, stopped laughing, and said with a solemn face: "You kid, I really don't know how thick the sky is, the old man has already said before, this Shennong Ding has gathered countless spiritual energy, although it is diluted by water, but it is not something that you, a mortal fetus, can afford, if you drink two or three taels a day, you can naturally strengthen your body and gradually turn into a spirit body, but you actually drank half a full meal, which is also fortunate that the old man has already cut your bones and washed the marrow for you before, Make your body already quite tough, otherwise, you would have been blown up to death by the surging aura at this time! ”

"Damn, if you didn't say it earlier, you almost killed the master!" When Wu Lai heard this, he was immediately afraid that if he burst like a balloon with a "peng" sound, he was afraid that it would be the most bizarre way to die in the world, and he would definitely be able to make headlines on major web pages the next day.

The old man in green pursed his lips when he heard this: "Who knew that you were so insatiable? You are also stupid, even if you want to drink, you should ask the old man how to drink in advance! ”

"Okay, it's too late to say anything, let's talk about what to do now, right? If you don't think about it quickly, the master will explode! Wu Lai felt that he could spew hot air when he spoke, and he was about to catch up with the gourd baby who could breathe fire.

The old man in green groaned slightly: "Well, there are two ways, but one is simpler, the other is more complicated, and you have to suffer a little, of course, if it is complicated, ......"

When Wu Lai heard this, he interrupted impatiently: "Nonsense, of course it's an easy way, say it quickly!" ”

"The easy way is to find an unemployed virgin, and then you mate with it, so that the excess aura in your body will be infused into the woman's body, although the woman will inevitably explode and die, but you yourself are safe and sound!"

Wu Lai was dumbfounded when he heard this, and he was stunned before he scolded: "What kind of bullshit method is this? Master, I'm in my youth, you let me rape and kill, it's a shame that you can think of it, this method doesn't work, I don't want to go to prison, master! ”

"It is really a woman's kindness, those who achieve great things must be ruthless, with your future achievements, I am afraid that this world will not be able to bind you, so why worry about the prison of this world?" The old man in green said with disdain on his face.

Wu Lai's eyes widened, and his head shook like a rattle: "Although the master is a Wu Lai, he also has his own bottom line, what kind of things can be done, what kind of things can't be done, I know in my heart, even if the master really exploded and died after a while, it is also the life of the master, and after twenty years, he will be a man again, old man, you should talk about another way!" ”

The old man in green listened to Wu Lai's words, although he looked disappointed on his face, but a trace of appreciation flashed in the depths of his eyes, and he secretly thought in his heart: "I didn't expect your kid to have this sincerity, since this is the case, I won't let you suffer in vain, so I will give you a great benefit!" ”

This old man in green followed Emperor Shennong Yan who tasted herbs for the people, alchemy and medicine, and followed Emperor Shennong Yan to save the dead and help the wounded, naturally he was not a very vicious person, what he said just now was just a test of Wu Lai, and the result was naturally very satisfied, although this kid was extremely lazy, but very principled, which made the old man in green have a great impression of Wu Lai, if Wu Lai just agreed to the first method, maybe the old man in green will fight for the consequences of being silent for 10,000 years again, and he will also dissolve the relationship with Wu Lai!

"In that case, that's fine, but this second method is not as simple and safe as the first method, there will be a lot of suffering, and there is no guarantee that it will succeed, but you have thought about it, and it is too late to regret it now!" The old man in green said with a solemn face.

"Can you old man not talk so much nonsense? Hurry up, the second way! Wu Lai shouted impatiently.

Wu Lai felt that his body was getting hotter and hotter, his throat was smoking, and as soon as the beads of sweat on his body flowed out, they turned into wisps of white vapor and evaporated.

The old man in green also saw that Wu Lai was about to hold on, and he didn't say anything more, his eyes closed slightly, and with a slight sense, he made a move of his hand, and the window opened automatically, and out of nowhere, several things the size of wallets flew over, surrounding the old man in green!

Immediately afterwards, the old man in green snorted softly, and two green smoke shot out from his body, one rushed to the door of the ward, and the other rushed to the window, turning into a green light in unison, blocking the window and the door.

Then, the old man in green waved his fingers out again and again, and the wallet-sized leather bags suddenly exploded together, and the shining steel needles were neatly arranged in the void in front of the old man in green.

When Wu Lai saw these shiny steel needles densely rushing at him, he was immediately startled, and hurriedly asked, "Old Green, what are you doing here?" You're not trying to prick me with a needle, are you? ”

The green-clothed old man stared at Wu Lai, and said with a smile: "Hehe, this is the method you chose, which is to use three hundred and sixty steel needles to pierce into your three hundred and sixty acupoints, open those acupoints, and let the aura have a place to live, so that you naturally don't have to explode to death!" This is the old man's trick learned when he followed the old master, the golden needle crosses the hole, although it is a steel needle this time, but it can be used reluctantly! ”