Wei Jingtian panicked, hurriedly walked a few steps and opened the door with a bang. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Xiaofeng came in and took a turn, Wei Tong didn't feel cold, but a little hotter.

snorted and covered his face, startling the sky.

"You said you were going to marry me."

Yu Jingtian was speechless and reminded him: "I'll let you give me ideas." ”

Wei Tong didn't face and only shouted: "I can only think about you now, think about that day-hmmmm-"

Wei Jingtian covered his mouth, trembling with anger, almost, the wisdom and martial arts of the owner of the village.

"If you call again, I'll just-"

Wei Tong blinked and nodded, and sighed twice.

Wei Jingtian let go of his hand and straightened his face: "Have you come up with a way?" ”

Wei Tong knew this time and lowered his voice: "I can only think of you, I can't think of it." ”

So what else is there to say?

Wei Jingtian turned his head and shouted, "Come on, throw Wei Shizi out." ”

Then, Wei Tong fell on the street again.

The bamboo pole didn't wait for him to hit the ground this time, and a bucket of water prepared early was splashed on it.

Wei Tong rolled into muddy water and jumped straight to his feet: "I'm not done with you." ”

Bang——, door closed mercilessly again.

There was no one on the street, but an old man who often passed by came and was heartbroken: "Young man, you are splashed every day, why don't you have a long memory?" ”

Wei Tong stiffened his neck: "I'm willing." ”

The old man shook his head and left: "Why don't you know to bring an umbrella?" ”

Wei Tong was stupid, it turned out that he was really stupid.

The bamboo pole behind the door sneered, pointed to the door and said to the bandits, "See? It's a brainless. Can the owner of the village be plagued by such a person? ”

Everyone nodded: "Come and throw again." ”

On the other hand, Tong's mother was also distracted, why didn't she think that there was such a thing as an umbrella? And the raincoat.

When he came again, facing the bamboo pole carrying a large bucket to be emptied, Wei Tong, who was confident, took out a big oilcloth umbrella and opened it to cover it in front of him.

The next moment-

"I'll go, bamboo pole, you dare to splash me with charcoal!"

Wei Tong grabbed the umbrella and jumped to his feet. This time, the bucket was not filled with water, but charcoal slag that had not yet burned out, and how could a thin layer of oilcloth stop the fire? But fortunately, there was a buffer that made Wei Tong jump backwards.

Looking at the charcoal slag that burned red on the ground, Wei Tong was very happy, fortunately, he didn't touch his face.

Then, anger grows to the side of the gall.

"You're not done, are you?"

Bang——, door closed.

The bamboo pole calmly asked the child's mother, who was sighing, "That's it?" ”

Tong's mother was also calm: "I don't have your food today." ”

The bamboo pole walked away silently, I won't buy it to eat.

Mother Tong said again: "Come here, follow me to fetch water." ”

The bamboo pole pretended not to hear, and the child's mother caught up and stretched out the hand that could only knead the dough into stones, and pressed the back of the bamboo pole's neck.

Like an iron chisel, the bamboo pole realized for the first time that Tong's mother was not simple, so he had to be pressed by the neck and went to the backyard.

After a while, the bamboo pole, which had always been calm, stopped drying: "When are you going to pour?" ”

He brought a bucket of well water up, and the child's mother poured it into the drainage ditch casually, and poured a bucket into a bucket, and poured a bucket into a bucket, and it was endless. Can you pour water as fast as you pour water?

Bamboo poles don't be fools.

Mother Tong proudly pursed her sideburns: "When I am in good spirits, I am willing to cook." ”

If it doesn't go well, she won't cook.

The corners of the bamboo pole's mouth twitched, the big guy was used to eating the children's mother's meals early, if he didn't eat one or two meals, he would change the taste, but if her old man had been upset... Brothers, don't you have to kill yourself first. The owner of the young village can't help but eat the snacks of the child's mother for a day.

Gotcha, hit.

I was still uncomfortable in my heart, and complained: "As long as he is like a child every day, our village owner has no shortage of sons." ”

Tong's mother was so angry, she slapped the wooden barrel, and with a bang, the bucket scattered, and the water splashed on the ground.

The bamboo pole trembled.

"So, you brothers have to help him."

Lao Tzu is not such a stupid brother.

The bamboo pole stopped talking, and said in his heart, which uncle have you ever seen who helped outsiders marry his sister, and he didn't all embarrass his sister-in-law? Besides, if you want to be a husband in the village, you can't do it at all.

Wei Tong outside did not retreat in spite of the difficulties, and shouted at the door to the court.

"Jun Niu'er, Jun Niu'er, uncle's foot is burned, ah, it hurts, come and save your uncle."

Shameless!

The water bandits couldn't wait to go out and hack him to death, not for the sake of the Wei family's face.

Yu Chao'er is a soft-hearted good girl, she ran to open the door for him, and looked distressed to see his stinky feet.

"My feet are burned out and I can't fly."

“...”

Wei Tong didn't burn his face, but his boots burned a few holes. After changing the bandit's boots again, Wei Tong quietly said to Wei Jingtian: "Our daughter is feeling more and more sorry for me." ”

Yu Jingtian snorted, you have the ability to compare rhubarb.

She turned around, Wei Tong was silent, look, he called "our daughter", and his daughter-in-law didn't scold him. Hold on, victory is at hand.

Although Wei Tong came to the door every day, but after this year, everyone still felt a little miserable and lonely. Back in the day, in the village for the New Year, there was a fire, dancing and singing, the thorny grease dripping on the fire, the roast venison was so fragrant, and everyone was so lively together...

Not far away, the brothers of Yidaotang drank and laughed. They were hindered by the difference between light and dark, but they could not go over and join in the fun. Whew-my heart is like a knife.

Actually, it's not all that boring. The New Year in Beijing is more cumbersome, more exquisite, and the customs and habits are completely different, so Du Yiniang let go and let Tong's mother preside over a Beijing-style New Year.

Bao Fu dumplings made everyone clumsy and hurried. Everyone made flour, and the dumplings in the pot were all mixed together, and they were all eaten.

Wei Jingtian looked at the account book for one night. The main thing is that Yu Zhaocai has all the account books for a year, she usually looks roughly, since she has time for the New Year, let's go through it carefully.

Although Yu Zhaocai did not completely surrender, he did not make false accounts, it should be his no less points, it should be Jing Tian, and he did not make a mistake.

From this point of view alone, if you look at the rules of that world, Yu Zhaocai is a very good partner.

Unfortunately, this is not a world where the law is sound and there is no tyranny, and those who cannot be trusted must not be trusted.

But- this guy can really make money.

Wei Jingtian calculated that the grain Zhuangzi that Yu Zhaocai bought for himself were all in the grain-producing states, and there were already more than a dozen. There are also many shops and the like. He couldn't know more, what to add to the new year, but it couldn't pass him.

made up his mind to let Xu Mao, who had successfully sold the stolen goods, come out.

Everyone kept vigil for the fifth watch, and all went to bed. Anyway, they don't need to pay New Year's greetings, and no one comes to worship, and there are no relatives to leave for several days.

I slept soundly, bang, bang, and the gate was slammed.

The water bandits are red-eyed, which guy is so blind? Grandpas just closed their eyes.

With the smell of alcohol, the man who slept in the porter went to open the door.

While driving, he scolded: "Who? Wei Tong? Is it you again? Are you still finished? Grandpa flipped over—oops—"

The man who opened the door was lifted a fart, the man touched his ass with one hand, wiped his face with the other, raised his head and glared fiercely, and suddenly shouted in ecstasy.

"Second master, you're here! Come out, everyone, the second master is here! (To be continued.) )