The beautiful teacher's house has never been to the house, so the sofa she prepared is the kind of portable, and she doesn't feel anything when she sits on it, but now she suddenly has to bear the weight of two people, and it suddenly fell apart, and with a "bang", the small pillars supported below were suddenly torn apart, completely paralyzed on the ground, Ling Han was naturally thrown to the ground by the beautiful teacher, and she herself fell into Ling Han's arms as if she took the initiative to throw herself into her arms, how ambiguous this scene is......

At this time, Ling Han was embarrassed enough, he couldn't hug or push the best beauty who took the initiative to throw herself into his arms, so he was pitifully eaten tofu by the beautiful teacher. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Sad urge, sad urge! Ling Han's reputation was inexplicably ruined.

At this time, Ling Han exaggerated and shouted: "It's terrible, the beautiful teacher is insulting me!" Come and save me, everybody. He frowned as he spoke, but it looked like that. At this time, he enjoyed the blessings of Qi people, with beautiful women in his arms, and a refreshing fragrance penetrated into his nostrils, which made Ling Han enjoy it very much.

But it also made him suffer enough, because he was facing his teacher, and he was a beautiful teacher who was extremely enchanting, and the teacher's skin was as smooth and delicate as silk, how could he dare to put his clutches on the teacher? Doesn't this make it clear that you want to eat the teacher's tofu and take advantage of the teacher? He also danced with a pair of big hands in the air, not knowing what to do.

To say that Ling Han is embarrassed, Chen Hong is even worse, she didn't expect this kind of situation, she regretted it very much at this time, she knew that she should have bought two sofas with strong endurance, unlike the sofa she bought now looks delicate and beautiful on the surface, but it is useless, and she can't even bear the weight of two people, so she and a half-sized person roll together. This scene makes anyone who sees it think about it, it's no wonder that others, don't say anything else, just look at their hugging posture like this, just like throwing themselves into their arms when they are passionate and uncontrollable, how can this not make the beautiful teacher extremely embarrassed? Her face was as red as a ripe apple, and she tried to stand up hard, but she tried to struggle several times, but she felt that it was useless, so she had to open her mouth and say to the presumptuous guy in front of her: "Bastard, don't you hurry up and help me up, you, how long do you want to grind?" ”

In the end, it was Ling Han who risked being overwhelmed by the beautiful teacher and the nine yin and white bone claws of his ambassadors, and with the support of "heroic and fearless", Chen Hong was freed from the fragrant scene. At this time, Chen Hong's face was red, as if he was drunk, and he had just returned from bathing in love, and the clothes he was wearing were also crumpled, as if he had rolled into a big bed and forgot to tidy up his clothes because he was so excited, it was so messy, Chen Hong was annoyed to death at this time, how could this be?

It's nothing to say that she and a favorite man get out of bed at home, after all, this is her right, the right to be a woman, and the right to be an unmarried single woman, no one can do anything to her, even what gossip she can refute with eloquence. But now that this matter is said to be different from a normal relationship, some ill-intentioned people will definitely think that they are misbehaving, and the old cow eats tender grass and takes the initiative to seduce his students, which is called Chen Hongqing, how embarrassing!

At this time, Ling Han, who had no liver or lungs, was still talking cool words on the side, and continued to laugh at his beautiful teacher: "Teacher, if you have any plans to insult me in the future, please talk to me in advance, don't make a surprise attack like today, I have no mental preparation at all, and I have wasted your expression." And I don't know what you really think, so I don't dare to be abrupt and beautiful, and I feel so uncomfortable! I ......"

Ling Hanzheng said it with relish, and suddenly realized that something was wrong, why didn't the beautiful teacher react at all? He quickly closed his mouth and looked at the beautiful teacher with an unnatural expression. Chen Hong's face was cloudy, his eyes were about to burst into flames, maybe in a fit of anger, he rushed into the kitchen and lifted the kitchen knife to slaughter himself, which scared him into a tremble, how dare he spit out half a word?

To say that Chen Hong was in a depressed mood at this time, she called the stinky boy in front of her to her home to treat herself, she didn't expect to make such a very embarrassing thing, this matter is not a big mistake to say that the other party is purely an accident, who can blame this? Now seeing that he closed the crow's mouth, Chen Hong couldn't say anything, once this matter went out, the impact on this guy would definitely be greatly affected compared to his reputation, so Chen Hong chose to keep his mouth shut and no longer wanted to separate each other on this matter.

Chen Hong figured this out, her face calmed down a lot, and she spoke first: "Okay, don't say it's useless anymore, tell me quickly, why did this happen when I drank this decoction two days before and after?" I don't drink medicine for nothing, and once I drink medicine, not only does it not alleviate the condition but makes it more serious, and I keep having diarrhea, which makes me feel very puzzled. ”

Chen Hong didn't know this reason until now, after she drank the medicine that day, especially after Ling Han massaged her with acupuncture, the pain was significantly relieved, but after two days, after she drank the decoction, the situation was not good, the pain was not only not relieved, but there was a tendency to aggravate, and what was even more embarrassing was that as Ling Han said that she had diarrhea after drinking this decoction, she went to the toilet more than ten times in the afternoon, and in the end she was exhausted, her feet were weak, and it was difficult to even stand up. She couldn't sleep at all last night because of this, and she didn't completely fall asleep and wanted to go to the toilet, so she quickly ran to the toilet to make it convenient, and when she returned to bed, she hadn't settled down yet, and she wanted to go to the toilet again, so she tossed back and forth in bed and toilet, and what was even more embarrassing was that she almost pulled into her pants several times, which was really embarrassing and lost home. She hated Ling Han so much at that time, and she really wanted to slap him twice to relieve the hatred in her heart.

That's why she came to Ling Han today to clean up and stop, and she is now looking at Ling Han with a blank eye, to see if she can get a solution to this embarrassing problem?

Ling Han didn't dare to make too much of a joke, seeing that the beautiful teacher was indeed going to be furious, he hurriedly said: "Teacher, this is actually nothing, don't be too nervous, this is not a big deal." It's just that the root of your disease is more serious, and the dosage of the medicine I prescribe is relatively large, under normal circumstances, normal people can't fully absorb it at all, if you drink this decoction rashly without external help, not only can not cure the disease, but will aggravate the condition, and there is no external force to guide you to drink this decoction to have diarrhea, because this decoction is strongly stimulated, how can the stomach and intestines stand it? Therefore, it is not surprising that you drank this decoction without permission. ”

Chen Hong was stunned by his words, she still didn't understand, the last time this guy was there, he drank such a big bowl of soup and medicine, and yesterday's dose was not enough last time, but the result was so serious, she asked Ling Han weakly: "Hey, Ling Han, I haven't been able to understand, last time you asked me to drink that soup, there was nothing at all, but this time it's like this, what's going on?" ”

Ling Han was a little speechless, didn't he repeatedly say that there must be an external force, what is an external force? She completely ignored it, she is still a glorious people's teacher, why is she so mentally retarded. Ling Han had to explain to her, "Teacher, why are you so stupid, what is an external force?" Didn't I do it for you for most of the day with acupuncture or something, did you forget? ”

"Huh? ――I see? Chen Hong suddenly realized at this time, she was still blaming this guy for being careful that day, pretending to massage acupuncture and cupping on her body, or something to dare to rub oil on the teacher, deliberately taking advantage of herself? Now it seems that he has indeed wronged him, and his face suddenly became unnatural, fortunately Ling Han did not see the change in the expression on her face, otherwise, she would have died of embarrassment.

Unexpectedly, Ling Han's next words made her eyes light up suddenly, thinking that her illness had been cured. Ling Han said indifferently: "Teacher, don't worry, if you don't drink this decoction in the future, you will be fine, if you don't drink this medicine, you won't die, what's the big deal." ”

Chen Hong's spirits were lifted when he heard this, and he asked Ling Han in surprise: "Oh, Ling Han, tell me quickly, has the root of my disease been eradicated, and it will be fine if I don't drink that decoction in the future, isn't it?" She looked like a child and said freely.

Ling Han wondered if there was water in her head, and he asked such a childish question, and he replied with a little crying and laughing: "Teacher, you are obviously seriously ill, and one or two decoctions can cure the disease, how can it be so easy?" You think simply, if you didn't drink medicine indiscriminately yesterday, it should have had some medicinal effect last time, and let you fool around for a while, everything is useless, do you know? My stupidity. Ling Han couldn't help but want to put a little bit on her forehead, but thinking that she was his teacher, he gave up.

"What? You don't care so much about people, you stinky boy, you dare to make fun of your teacher, believe it or not I kicked you out of my class? Chen Hong suddenly hung his head again, he really didn't have a problem with this guy.

Ling Han saw that she was dancing happily for a while, and then she was depressed again, she couldn't help laughing, and said lightly: "Teacher, this matter is not a big deal, your disease is not a terminal illness that can't kill people, at most, it hurts for so many days every month, won't it be over if you get through it?" Communists are not even afraid of death, are you still afraid of such a small illness and disaster? Ling Han regained his hippie smile and said jokingly.