Do you still need a resume to be a star?

This question, after seeing Wang Xingyan's bells and whistles resume, Zhao Mengyu couldn't help but think about it seriously. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Do I really have to submit my resume to those entertainment companies so they can know about me? But I don't see where they get their resumes..."

"Oh, my aunt, just stop. I'm going to vote for the resumes of the Davids, and I'm going to do it behind the scenes. ”

"Huh? Didn't you say a good movie and a song, and you just abandoned me like that? ”

"What's the matter... I have my own plans, you practice your well, and when my work is settled, the interest will come, and you will have singing. ”

"Yikes! You still dare to pretend to be an uncle with me, don't you? You write me a song now, if you don't write it, don't want to get out of this door! ”

“……”

A week later, the resume was lost.

Half a month later, I found that there was not even a little splash.

It shouldn't be, you have to have a degree, you have to be talented, you have to be handsome... It's just behind the scenes, and it's not to grab the camera, why?

Wang Xingyan, who couldn't figure it out, continued to cast his net widely, but he never caught any fish, and he didn't see a few fish shadows.

Ding――

"Hello, your resume has been screened, please go to Room 202, Sunshine Building, Sunshine Avenue, Jingbei City on time at 11 a.m. on October 10, to participate in the interview, please reply."

Hehe, I'll just say, how can there be no one who knows the goods! That's you!

……

Oct. 10, 9 a.m.

Wang Xingyan, who looked like a well-dressed beast, successfully arrived at the interview location at 10:59, 202. This is thanks to the fact that he started the acceleration of 100 meters when he was two kilometers away, this Jingbei City, is really TM blocked...

"Hello, I'm Wang Xingyan." Looking at the three people sitting in front of him, Wang Xingyan ignored the impetuousness that ran all the way, secretly relieved, and said.

"Hmm, Wang Xingren, right? It's an interesting name. After speaking, he smiled at the two people next to him and continued: "There is a computer, this is the information, you can sort it out an outline, about 3,000 words." ”

Looking at such a pile of information, Wang Xingyan, who was a little confused, also forgot what position he was applying for at that time, but looking at this nature, he also looked like he was sitting in the office. Looking around, there are at least 6 interviewers, some are waiting for the interview after writing, and some are writing in the code, but they don't look very professional.

After all, Wang Xingyan, who was interviewing for the first time, seriously summarized an outline of more than 2,000 words, and after handing it in, a secretary-like girl said: "Sit here for a while, and wait for the interview to meet the boss." ”

"Oh, good." This is just a written test, and Wang Xingyan, who has no work experience, can only follow the pace of others in a vague way.

When it was his turn, after entering a small room in the back room, he saw a middle-aged fat man with half-length hair, wearing red Chinese clothes, and a big fan flickering on the boss's chair.

The fat man, who was closing his eyes and recuperating from the sound, opened his eyes, and after straightening his posture slightly, he said, "Tell me about your basic situation." ”

Hearing this, Wang Xingyan mechanically and briefly outlined his relevant situation according to the experience on the Internet.

I don't know if the fat man heard clearly, but as soon as he finished speaking, the fat man answered: "Well, your conditions are good." Well, your job is to find some well-known people to contact and interview, and then assemble them into a book. After the book is published, I will call the major celebrities and ask if they want to buy it, and generally I may buy a hundred and eighty copies and distribute them to publicize. Do you feel like you're a good fit for the position? ”

Looking at the model books handed over, all of them were some celebrities and big names in the world, Wang Xingyan was shocked and couldn't help but think at the same time, this company doesn't look big, but the strength is not bad, but this job is a bit like a pyramid scheme.

Wang Xingyan, who didn't think clearly for a while, didn't rush to answer the fat man's question.

Seeing this, the fat man couldn't help but say impatiently: "If it's suitable, it's suitable, if it's not suitable, it's not suitable, what do you want." ”

Wang Xingyan, who was only in the first interview, and still couldn't be too anxious, said: "Thank you, I don't think it's very suitable." ”

……

Walking on the way home, the more he thought about it, the more wrong Wang Xingyan became, and couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, this Nima is a very hidden leather bag company, where did those celebrities copy it, if they can be contacted, those reporters are all eating dry food?

It's been a beep, what kind of company is this, Wang Xingyan, who flipped out the text message, found that he didn't even know what company he was, so he came for an interview? ! Nima, fortunately, this is not a pyramid scheme, otherwise I would have to kill all sides, alas...

"How's the interview going? Xiao Wang. ”

I saw Wang Xingyan, who entered the door, and said nonsense without blushing and heartbeat: "Reluctantly, the scum who was conquered by my heroic and handsome martial arts, I refused." ”

"Yo, this is really a stick for you, and you can warp the rhythm of the earth."

"Don't, don't praise me, I'll be proud!"

“……”

"Alas, you say, why don't those broken TV stations want me?"

"Didn't you say that you were conquered by your heroic handsomeness?"

"It wasn't a TV station, so I refused."

"Oh," Zhao Mengyu looked at Wang Xingyan who looked puzzled carefully, and suddenly said, "Maybe your image is too bad." ”

"I see your ass is itchy, come, come, I'll rub you."

"Ah, dead rascal, go away!"

Zhao Mengyu, who broke free to no avail, was pressed on the sofa in a daze, feeling the bursts of softness coming from under him, he couldn't help but tremble slightly, and gasped: "Hooligans, you know how to bully me!" Go away! ”

Wang Xingyan, who was reluctant to stop, seemed to have found an outlet to release his depression, and suddenly became evil to the side of his guts, and slowly rubbed his right hand from the bottom of his skirt.

Zhao Mengyu, who was suddenly attacked, arched his body like a frightened rabbit, and begged timidly: "Xingyan, don't go up, okay." ”

His fingers lightly touched Wang Xingyan, who was wrapped in lace and pink flesh, and reluctantly touched it fiercely, and then withdrew his hand.

Smack-

"Will you dare in the future?"

Zhao Mengyu, who was imprisoned, opened her teeth and claws again after Wang Xingyan retreated, but unfortunately, her hair was dancing wildly, and she never touched Wang Xingyan's body. Feeling the hot shiver on his ass, he said angrily, "You're a pervert!" I checked it on the Internet, and your resume with bells and whistles is the goods that were directly passed, and they can't pass the interviewer's hands directly. ”

"Huh?! That's what you say. Wang Xingyan, who was holding his chin in his hand, heard the words, thought about it, and couldn't help nodding.