Anti-theft chapter ~~ Anti-theft chapter ~~ Anti-theft chapter ~~

"Go ahead and turn left, cross the creek and head north over the woods, and not far west, and see the village climbing over the hill. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info "The fat master enthusiastically pointed out the direction for Mulan.

"Boom!" With a bang, I saw Mulan fall off the horse with her head down.

"Wow! How did you faint all of a sudden? The fat master and the senior brother were taken aback.

It turned out that Mulan had "road nerd anxiety", and it took six years in elementary school to know the way home!

Mulan was rescued back to the Oolong Courtyard. After waking up, Mulan looked at the strange foursome in the yard and thought, "Four strange men, I have to pretend to be cool!" ”

"Ahem...... Bah! "Mulan is like her former brothers, and she spits rudely.

"Ahem...... Cough...... Cough...... cough ......" The four masters and apprentices of the Oolong Academy coughed at the same time.

"Sure enough, they agreed that I was a buddy!" Mulan thought proudly.

"Phew! Bah! Bah! Bah! The four masters and apprentices spit out at the same time. But it's just spitting out not phlegm.

Mulan tidied up the horses, and the senior brother walked behind Lao Hua and slapped the horse's buttocks: "This horse of yours is not very kind to me!" ”

"Smack!" The senior brother didn't have time to react, and Lao Hua kicked the senior brother in the face with a back kick.

After a slap in the face, the senior brother was not discouraged, went around to the front of the old flower, pointed to the horse's face and said, "Silly horse!" I can't kick it if I'm standing in front! ”

The senior brother was getting proud, but he was hit by an uppercut punch from Lao Hua and his nose was splashed and flew out.

"I've practiced downpercut!" Lao Hua said proudly.

Mulan on the side of the "......" was stunned, she didn't know that her horse was so powerful!

The senior brother and the junior brother are ready to send Mulan to the barracks. The senior brother suddenly pinched Mulan's face and said, "Brother Hua's skin ****!" ”

"Smack!" Mulan was startled, and involuntarily slapped the senior brother in the face. Realizing that something was wrong, Mulan hurriedly turned around and pretended to take care of the old flowers.

Something scary happened. "Smack!" came from behind Mulan. Syllable! The sound of the slap.

"It's fun! Is this the latest trend? The little junior brother said excitedly. The four masters and apprentices of the Oolong Academy began to slap each other.

"Oh my God! Meet a bunch of perverted people! Mulan was depressed.

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Finally arrived at the barracks. According to General Bao's command, Mulan stood at the infantry.

"Thank you very much!" Mulan said gratefully.

"Brother Hua! Say goodbye! Senior Brother and Little Brother said.

At this time, General Bao suddenly walked over, pointed to the senior brother and the junior brother, and said, "You two go and report for duty!" ”

"We? Report? Yes! ”

Outside the barracks, the master and the fat master ran over angrily: "The two stupid apprentices have really been dragged to be soldiers!" ”

As soon as they entered the barracks, the two suddenly found a group of women with graceful figures standing in front of a house.

"Huh? There are so many girls in the camp? The master and the fat master were very strange, and stepped forward to ask, "May I ask everyone, are you a women's army that volunteered to participate in the war?" ”

"We are widows who have come to collect the ashes!" The women turned and replied. Everyone hugged the columbarium and burst into tears.

"Sins, sins! Amitabha! ”

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At the end of the conscription, General Bao looked at the recruited soldiers and was almost depressed: "What is it?" What kind of rags are the recruits? It's either a nerd or a fat man! And this old man, can he fight? ”

"What? What do you say? The veteran said, "Louder! ”

At this moment, a soldier who was eight feet tall and as strong as a cow came into General Bao's sight.

"Handsome! Finally a decent strong man! General Bao said happily, reaching out and patting Zhuang Ding's shoulder.

"Nasty!" The strong man said shyly like a woman, "Don't touch people!" I just got nail polish! ”

"Ruined! It's a sissy! General Bao was so angry that the stick in his hand was bent.

There is no way, no matter how unsatisfactory the conscripted soldiers are, they still have to be trained. General Bao asked them to stand in a row and said, "Count!" ”

Strangely, these soldiers did not move, and no one paid attention to him.

"What an idiot! Can't even report the number? General Bao yelled angrily.

Being yelled at by General Bao, the soldiers finally moved. They quickly hugged the tree, and at the same time asked suspiciously, "What are you hugging the trunk?" ”

This situation and this scene almost made General Bao angry to death.

Training continues.

"Turn right! Where have you all gone? General Bao stood on the stage and gave orders, and saw the soldiers in the audience spinning around, "Turn left!" Oh, my God! I don't know what to do! ”

"You bunch of rice buckets!" General Bao yelled angrily again, "Do you know the direction when you eat?" ”

"Let's eat!" Hearing the word "eat" from General Bao, the soldiers immediately ran towards the canteen.

"Come back! Come back! I'm just figurative! "General Bao is so angry that he wants to vomit blood!

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It is very inconvenient for Mulan to be a girl in the barracks, and she has to learn the habits of other boys all the time, so as not to show her feet.

"These boys walk in a special way!" Mulan saw some boys with their legs spread wide when they walked, and couldn't help but pay attention to learning, "I dress up as a man, and I have to walk with the momentum of a man!" Thinking like this, Mulan also spread her legs wide and walked behind the boys.

met General Bao on the way, and Mulan greeted General Bao: "Hi! General Bao! ”

"Huh?" General Bao looked at Mulan and the others suspiciously, "Are so many soldiers going to cut hemorrhoids?" ”

"Wow!" A scream came from the front room. Mulan looked up: "Military Medical Office"!

"Brother Flower! It's time to eat! The senior brother and the junior brother saw Mulan and beckoned her to come and eat.

"Mix with boys, pretend to be cool!" Mulan thought.

At the dinner table, Mulan crossed her waist and said, "Eat it in a big gulp!" Gulp down! Come! Don't be in a daze! Be manly! As she spoke, Mulan picked up the bowl and raised her head to drink.

"Ah......h

"I can't drink hot porridge in a hurry!" The veteran took the rice bowl and blew a cool breath before slowly starting to drink.

It turned out that they were drinking porridge, and it was hot porridge that had just come out of the pot!

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The soldiers took turns standing guard. It was Mulan's turn that day.

The senior brother and the junior brother ran in front of Mulan naked, holding a basin and a towel: "Brother Hua! Let's go take a shower first! ”

"Wow! What a majestic animal! Mulan thought embarrassedly with a red face. (To be continued.) )