Chapter 54: A basin the size of a face

"It's Xiao Jiang's classmate!" Situ's father couldn't restrain his upward tone in his tone, and said with a little surprise, and then he didn't change his shoes, and hurriedly took two steps inside, looking into the living room. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Anyway, it's also at home, so you don't have to pay too much attention to it, and it doesn't matter if you change your shoes or not.

Jiang Xiaofei also hurriedly moved two steps and stood in a well-lit place so that Situ's father could see him.

"Hello Uncle Situ." Jiang Xiaofei said hello very well-behaved, and smiled a little shyly, like a normal eighteen-year-old girl who went to someone else's house as a guest.

"Okay, okay." Situ's father smiled crookedly, obviously because he was very happy to see Jiang Xiaofei come to his house as a guest.

"Okay, I forgot to pay her for the bus last night, and I regret that I didn't sleep well all night! I didn't expect to meet again so soon, but I found a chance to compensate her! Situ's father thought secretly, and then smiled even more happily.

Jiang Xiaofei: "......" suddenly had a feeling that something was wrong!

"Today, I bought leeks and pork to make my own dumplings! Xiao Jiang, you're not in a hurry to go back to school, are you? It just so happens that my uncle invites you to eat dumplings! Situ's father said happily, and then happily took two steps back to change his shoes.

"Huh? This ......" Jiang Xiaofei couldn't help but pause for a moment, and then hesitated.

Jiang Xiaofei's original plan was to stay at Situ Youheng's house to accompany him, until his family came back and someone took care of him, so that Jiang Xiaofei could retreat and go about his own affairs.

However, Situ's father invited him to stay and eat dumplings with him so warmly, if he refused so directly, it seemed a little unkind!

Wait a minute, I seem to have heard Situ's father say that he bought leeks? And pork, this is the rhythm of making leek pork dumplings! However, for people with diarrhea such as coarse fiber vegetables such as leeks, it is better not to eat them! Eating it will aggravate the condition!

Although Jiang Xiaofei felt that she was almost better, she accidentally ate two petals of grapefruit when she was watching the cartoon just now, and there was no adverse reaction, so it is estimated that there is no problem. However, it should be better to restrain a little, don't make your "delicate" stomach rebel again for the sake of a momentary appetite, it would be too sad!

It's just that I have to refuse Situ's father's kindness, and I feel quite faceless.

Without waiting for Jiang Xiaofei, who was smiling bitterly, to refuse, Situ Youheng, who was paralyzed and leaning on the sofa, took the lead and spoke happily: "It's so lucky!" Scarlet schoolgirl, let me tell you, my father's dumplings are delicious! Every time I eat a big pot! ”

"What? A big pot?! When Jiang Xiaofei heard this, he was shocked, and he forgot to say anything about refusal, and looked at Situ Youheng's eyes wide.

Shouldn't bowls be used as a unit of measurement? A big pot, how big a pot? Jiang Xiaofei couldn't help but fantasize about a basin the size of a basin coming out, and then trembled in shock, secretly saying that this is too edible!

"Well, it's about that big." Situ Youheng said with a grin, gesturing with his hand, "It's about the size of my face." ”

Jiang Xiaofei immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

A basin with such a big face, compared to a basin, it is still a lot more delicate, and it is completely within Jiang Xiaofei's acceptable range.

"It turns out that Uncle Situ's craftsmanship is so good!" Jiang Xiaofei said with emotion, looking Situ Youheng up and down with interest, "No wonder Senior Situ, you are so tall and sturdy!" ”

"Hahaha......" Situ Youheng laughed when he heard it, and he laughed quite proudly, and then his face suddenly changed, his laughter stopped suddenly, and his expression was slightly painful and he raised his hand to cover his abdomen.

"What's wrong, senior?" Jiang Xiaofei was taken aback by Situ Youheng's sudden change of face, but when she saw him covering her lower abdomen with a slightly painful expression, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in her mind, and she figured out what was wrong with Situ Youheng.

I was anxious to go to the toilet before, and I held it for a while before I said, and I was delayed for a while because of Situ's father's sudden arrival home, and I laughed for a while just now, no wonder Situ Youheng's expression is so painful now!

Fortunately, he didn't laugh and stain his pants, otherwise Situ Youheng's face would have been thrown to the Pacific Ocean!

Of course, it's not any better now.

Jiang Xiaofei held back a smile, hurriedly walked to Situ Youheng's side in two steps, stretched out his hand to help him up, and said gently comfortingly: "Senior, don't worry, don't worry, I'll help you to the bathroom." ”

"What? Toilet?! Situ Youheng didn't have time to say thank you, he had already changed his shoes, and when he heard the movement here, Situ Dad, who came to take a look, said with a shocked face.

"Bunny! I even asked a female classmate to help you go to the bathroom! Be shameless! The angry Situ father scolded at Situ Youheng.

"Ah, Xiao Jiang, don't be afraid, uncle is in charge of you." Seeing that Jiang Xiaofei seemed to be frightened by his sudden outburst, Situ's father quickly changed his expression, and said more gently and gently, "Xiaojiang, let go of this bastard, don't bother with him, see if I don't clean him up well!" ”

Jiang Xiaofei: "...... "Uncle, you are so domineering!" (⊙o⊙)

Situ Youheng: "......" Is this my own father??_?

I'm afraid that if I don't clarify Situ Youheng, I'm going to be beaten, and if I don't hold back and accidentally collapse when I am beaten, the scene will be exciting. So Jiang Xiaofei hurriedly explained with a smile: "Uncle, you misunderstood, things are not what you think!" ”

If this sentence was heard from Situ Youheng's mouth, Situ's father would definitely beat it up first regardless of it! However, since this was said by Jiang Xiaofei, it looks like there is something else hidden, so let's listen to it first and then decide whether to beat my son or not!

"What's going on?" Father Situ calmed down and asked in a deep voice.

Jiang Xiaofei was about to open his mouth to explain to him, when suddenly, Situ Youheng raised his hand and said weakly: "That, can you put aside the explanation first?" Can you let me go to the bathroom first? I can't hold it anymore......"

Jiang Xiaofei & Situ's father: "......"

"!" Situ's father was so happy that he waved his hand again and again and said, "It's really lazy and lazy, and there is a lot of and urine!" ”

When Situ Youheng heard this, he hurriedly glanced at Jiang Xiaofei, wanting her to help him walk quickly.

"Wait!" Situ's father suddenly spoke, glared at his son with great disapproval, and scolded, "How can you let a girl help you to the bathroom?" It's so unbelievable! ”