Chapter 16: Let Me Spit Up
Five o'clock in the morning. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Konoha Exercise Ground.
Sakura Haruno and Naruto Uzumaki gathered together in a foggy way.
Dawn, sunrise, sunrise, and the sun is near.
The two of them were already sitting on the ground with their knees crossed, and the sunlight was increasing little by little, shining more and more on them.
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Outside the exercise ground, Kakashi Hachiki appeared with Sasuke Uchiha and walked side by side.
"You had breakfast." Kakashi's only exposed right eye was slightly slanted, and although it was a question, the tone was affirmative.
"Who knows." Sasuke still walked forward, said casually, and then his eyes flashed slightly, and said, "It seems to have eaten." ”
Kakashi was slightly stunned, as if he didn't expect the other party to be so honest, and continued, "I seem to have said, don't eat it." ”
Although Kakashi said casually, Sasuke felt an oppressive force coming from the other party.
Sasuke said indifferently: "Ninjas can't think according to common sense!" ”
However, the pressure around him did not decrease but increased, and it seemed that he was not very satisfied with this answer.
Suddenly, Sasuke stopped his form and turned sideways to look at Kakashi, who was also standing, facing the pressure he was exerting.
A gust of wind blew, stirring the plackets of the two of them, and a leaf fell from between the two who looked at each other, and Sasuke said calmly, "If you let me vomit out, wouldn't it be fine." ”
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"Then ...... Disbanded. ”
"Don't eat breakfast, you'll throw up!"
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"Good morning, everyone!"
Kakashi calmly greeted Naruto Uzumaki and Sakura Haruno.
"It's too slow!!"
The two of them got up in an instant, looking at Kakashi angrily.
Suddenly discovering that Sasuke was also there, Sakura immediately put down her anger and said to Sasuke, "Sasuke-kun, I didn't mean you. ”
Only then did he look at Kakashi angrily again.
This state made Sasuke feel that Naruto and Sakura were a couple.
"That's because there's a black cat right in front of my eyes." Kakashi laughed and argued, but the two of them didn't change their attitudes in the slightest, still looking at him angrily.
"That's all." Kakashi coughed lightly and placed the alarm clock on the stump.
"Okay, the alarm is set for twelve." Pressing the button, he took out two bells and said to the three of them: "Your task is to snatch these two bells from me before noon, and those who don't snatch the bells will not have lunch." ”
Then he pointed to the only three wooden piers and said, "And you have to be tied to that log and watch me eat my lunch." ”
"Gollum~!"
Naruto and Sakura's stomachs rang out with a scream of hunger at the same time, as if accusing the other of not only oppressing them physically, but also attacking their spirits with their mouths.
"Wait, why are there only two bells?" Sakura said a little strangely.
"Because there are only two, at least one person will be tied to a log, and at the same time he will be considered a failure and unqualified, and the unqualified person will have to go back to school,
…… Maybe there's only one person, and it's not impossible to be unqualified for all, and it's okay to use shuriken, you can't grab the bell without the determination to kill me. ”
Kakashi waved the bell in one hand, causing the sound of the 'clanging' to echo as he smiled and explained, finally getting serious.
"But it's too dangerous, teacher." Sakura explained.
"That's it...... That is to say, the teacher can't even hide from the sassafras. Naruto agreed, but the sweat on his forehead and the stiff words betrayed him.
"People are like this, the less powerful people are, the more they like to talk big, forget it, don't care about the tail of the crane, start when I say it." Kakashi said calmly.
"Crane tail ......!" This adjective made Naruto angry, and suddenly pulled out a handful of kunai from his ninja pouch and quickly rushed towards Kakashi.
However, it was only for a split second that Naruto's sprinting stopped.
His kunai was against the back of his own neck, and he was holding the kunai's wrist with another hand, and his head was being pressed by another hand that didn't belong to him, and the hands that restrained Naruto were the targets of his attack, Kakashi Hachiki.
Soon, the movements are simple and effective, and they belong to the agile flow of skills, which is Sasuke's evaluation of Kakashi's hand.
"Don't be in such a hurry, I haven't even said to start yet." Kakashi said casually, but it felt completely different.
Then he turned to Naruto and said, "However, it seems that you have plans to kill me...... ”
Kakashi laughed, his laughter was a little scary, his tone was a little excited, "What to say, I seem to be starting to like you." ”
Seeing such a perverted scene, Naruto and Sakura felt bad.
"It's going to begin, it's ready, it's going to begin." As Kakashi's words fell, the three of them jumped up together, each finding a place to hide.
Hiding and jumping out, Naruto appeared in Kakashi's field of vision in the open, and said solemnly, "Let's have a showdown now." ”
"I said you don't have a problem." Kakashi slammed his head, his lazy face forced to show a helpless expression.
"I think it's your hairstyle that's the problem." Naruto lunged at Kakashi.
Facing the menacing Naruto, Kakashi just reached into the ninja bag, as if he was about to pull out some big killing weapon.
Naruto, who was approaching him, quickly stopped and jumped a step backwards.
"One of the ninja tactics, physical skills, I'll teach you." Kakashi said as he pulled out a book from his ninja bag.
"What's the matter, let the horses come over." Looking at Naruto, who was stagnant, Kakashi couldn't help but urge.
Naruto's eyes were glazed, and he looked at Kakashi Hachiki, who was looking at the book as if no one was reading the book, and said, "That, that, why did you take the book out." ”
"As for why...... I'm curious how this story will play out, you don't have to care, it has nothing to do with you and me reading books. ”
"I'm going to make your death ugly." Naruto rushed towards Kakashi in a fit of rage.
Naruto threw his fist and slammed it into Kakashi's face, but the other party didn't seem to pay attention to him at all, still holding the book in one hand and reading it with relish.
Just as his fist was about to hit, Kakashi formed a cloth in one hand and was about to block it.
Naruto landed and immediately jumped to his feet, and with a roundhouse kick, he attacked Kakashi's face again, but was dodged by a squat.
Naruto sprinted again, and the punch continued to hit Kakashi's face, as if teleporting, and the other party disappeared.
"Strange." Naruto blinked, still in a position of punching hard.
Kakashi appeared behind Naruto, crouching, his four fingers in both hands together, forming the tiger mark that is commonly used in fire escapes.
"Naruto, run away, or you'll die." Sakura said abruptly from a bush.
Naruto was reminded and was about to see the situation.
"Konoha Ninjutsu Secret Body Technique: Thousand Years of Killing!"
Laugh at~
Insert? The sound sounded, and the four fingers of the food stabbed Naruto's ass at the same time, and in the next moment, he flew straight out at a forty-five degree angle to the sky, and finally fell into the river.
Sasuke couldn't help but nodded, this is very reasonable, one slaps in the face three times, one explodes chrysanthemum once, but one fails and one succeeds.
At this moment, two darts shot out of the water, with a slight arc, and hit Kakashi, only to be caught by his two fingers.
Soon, Naruto crawled out of the river, and six more Naruto jumped up in the river and rushed towards Kakashi.
Just as Kakashi focused his attention on the surging Naruto, another Naruto appeared behind Kakashi and hugged him tightly.
Then the six Naruto who rushed over hugged Kakashi's whole body together, leaving only the last one to leap high and punch Kakashi...... of the face.
Anyway, how much you want to slap him in the face.
Boom~
The sound of punching into the flesh was heard, and Naruto's punch hit Naruto hard in the face, and although it was a bit strange to say, it was the truth.
If you slap yourself in the face, you can also play.
"I said you, you're Kakashi-sensei, you used the transformation technique to become mine, right!!" Naruto said, pointing at Naruto who was slapped in the face.
Then a group of Naruto scuffled, and after a while, a group of Naruto remembered to unravel the multiple shadow clone technique, and a puff of white smoke cleared, leaving only Naruto with a blue nose and swollen face.
Naruto, who was puzzled, suddenly saw a bell lying quietly on the grass, as if beckoning to him.
He couldn't help but laugh, walked over, and bent down to pick it up.
Just as he was about to touch the bell, the bento, the task was completed, and the next forbearance ...... are all waving to him.
In the next moment, he stood upside down, his feet up and down, and he went up, higher and higher, and the bell became farther and farther away.
Then, the bell on the ground was picked up by a hand, and it was Kakashi.
Seeing Kakashi and Naruto talking nonsense there, Sasuke knew it was time, took out a number of shurikens from his hand, and with a wave of his hand, the shuriken flew out.