I said, "Ye Yi, you don't want me to pee on this, do you?" ”

Ye Yiyi: "Okay, yes, have you guessed this?" ”

I was angry: "Ye Yi, if you don't have such a play, you must have another way." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info I don't do it. ”

I wasn't stingy, but I thought, this will be my home from now on. After that, I slept in the room, and actually let me pee in my room, this guy is too unkind.

Ye Yi was not angry, and said: "It's okay if you don't pee, you can put half a catty of blood." I'll make you a bloody prosperous situation, and I can also extend the blessing of your descendants. ”

I couldn't help but say, "Half a pound of blood? You'll kill me. ”

Ye Yiyi: "Peeing to break this feng shui bureau, although it does not extend the blessing of descendants, it can keep you from sinning." Either you're bleeding. 500cc of blood isn't a lot either. ”

I gritted my teeth and looked at Ye Yi with a serious expression. I know, I can't escape it.

I said angrily, "How do you urinate?" ”

Ye Yiyi: "Did you see that treasure bottle?" Whole urine inside. ”

I said angrily: "I pee and rush, I don't care if I pop out." ”

Ye Yi smiled and said, "It's okay, it's okay to pop up." But you have to be careful. ”

I was a little angry at this time, and I didn't take it to heart, so I said, "Do you think I'm going to pee on my pants like you?" ”

"Okay, then you pee."

I said, "I can't pee when you're here." You go out and close the door for me. ”

Ye Yi looked at me and said with a smile: "I'm such an adult, and I'm still shy." Okay, I'll get out. ”

Seeing Ye Yi close the door, I relaxed, I was going to pee horizontally and vertically, I simply relaxed my mind and peed in the first bed of the first bedroom of the first house in my life.

Boy pee, boy pee! I was thinking about it while releasing the water. When you break the child's body, you don't have to be used by Ye Yi anymore.

Whoa!

Bang Dang!

Oops!

"Ye Yi, you bastard!"

That's what happened when I was thinking about it.

I didn't expect to encounter such a weird thing in the room. Just Ye Yigui drew a few circles on the bed, a few tadpole texts, and a bubble of my precious child's urine, which made the bed fall apart in an instant. I was standing on the bed, and the moment the bed fell apart, I was like a boat standing in the wind and waves capsized, like a traveler who could not stand on his feet during a 12-magnitude earthquake.

Hard, I fell the bed, but thankfully I crawled and rolled a long way. Little JJ also hid back in the crotch of his pants for the first time. With my cursing, the door was pushed open by Ye Yi, and I saw Ye Yi and Senior Sister Wen Yi standing at the door, Senior Sister Wen Yi was still covering her mouth and smiling secretly.

I finally knew what Ye Yi meant behind that smile just now.

I'm helpless about Ye Yi, and this guy didn't tell me at all. This made me have a big mess, but fortunately I didn't pee on my body, let alone fall into the urine nest, otherwise I would have died.

This is also some jokes before the tense battle, although it was tricked by Ye Yi, but it was indeed a happy thing, anyway, there was nothing super ugly, right? Moreover, I have to say that although Ye Yi was tricky to me in this matter, in general, Ye Yi was still a good friend.

By the time dawn came, the room had been cleaned. It is full of a strange fragrance.

Ye Yi called a moving company, and there was still a moving company at this time? I really don't know who Ye Yi knows. I really agreed to come to the door to help at this time.

The three of them sat against the wall, and Ye Yi was napping with his eyes closed. Senior Sister Wen Yi lay on my lap and squinted her eyes and pretended to sleep. And I have an inexplicable excitement, is such a house really mine? Although I got it with a lot of debt, after all, the name above me is mine! This little excitement kept me busy all night, and I didn't feel sleepy at all.

Thinking about it, I also tilted my head against the wall and fell asleep.

When I woke up again, it was Ye Yi's mobile phone ringtone that woke me up.

Ye Yi picked up the phone and said the address where we were.

He said to me, "The car will be there soon." ”

The two of us spoke in a low voice, and Senior Sister Wen Yi's head rested on my lap, and her eyes were slightly closed, which looked particularly quiet and beautiful in the white light of the fish belly before the sun had risen in the early morning. I really couldn't bear to wake up Senior Sister Wen Yi, and whispered to Ye Yiyi: "You can ask your friends to help you move in a while." Senior sister has been tossing a lot in the past two days. Let her sleep a little longer. ”

Ye Yi saw my thoughts, but teased: "Okay, then I won't disturb your concubines." ”

He stood up quietly, and I wanted to refute, but I couldn't speak out loud. can only send a middle finger to Ye Yi's back.

After a while, he heard the sound of the door clanging, and the human voice also came, Ye Yi was negotiating something with the other party. Senior Sister Wen Yi snorted softly, she was used to sleeping in a soft big bed, she slept on the floor under drowsiness, and when she eased up, she began to feel unwell.

The eyelids under the eyelashes fluttered slightly, and I could see clearly that the eyes rolling there through the eyelids seemed to have woken up. My legs were already numb. Then I smiled bitterly, it seems that my senior sister has never given up on making me numb in the past two nights.

I tried to ask, "Senior sister?" ”

When Senior Sister Wen Yi heard me call her, she opened her beautiful eyes, looked at me with watery eyes, and showed a smile of Chaoyang: "Xiao Yangyang, after sleeping on the pillow for so many years, I found that your legs are much more comfortable than the pillow." ”

I subconsciously replied: "I'll give you a pillow in the future." ”

After saying that, I reacted, brushed the floor, and I felt myself burning hot from my neck. You don't have to think about it to know that I'm blushing like a monkey ass.

Senior Sister Wen Yi smiled, reached out and patted my face, and said, "Okay, my sister will be dedicated to me in the future." After saying this, Senior Sister Wen Yi propped up her upper body and stretched her waist in front of me infinitely lazily. The long hair blew on my face with the majestic wind that blew in.

"What are you going to do today?" Senior Sister Wen Yi asked me.

I said: "It is estimated that Mr. Taiyi is going to arrive today, the matter of the house is over, the matter of the Longteng community is over, and the official move in." ”

The literary senior said: "Isn't that me going to be able to move over?" ”

I nodded and said, "Yes, I can give you the key now." Bring your own handful, and you can move over at any time. ”

Senior Sister Wen Yi said: "Okay, then I'm welcome." ”

I stood up, put the key in Senior Sister Wenyi's hand, and said, "Senior Sister is willing, you can move in first today." I'll probably have two more days. ”

Senior Sister Wen Yi said: "It's okay, I'll move today on Sunday." By the way, which are you going to give me my room? ”

【Origin of tear nevus】If there is a light brown mole under the corner of the eye, it is a tear nevus. Legend has it that when his lover hugged him and cried, tears fell on his face to form a mark for reunion after three lives. People with tear moles, once they meet the destined person, they will not be separated for the rest of their lives, until each other passes away physically and mentally. And he will also repay the tears of his previous life for the other party!

In the past two days, I have really drunk too much, and my body is always uncomfortable...... So depressed. Ask for tickets, ask for collections, come with red tickets.