How will the boss surnamed Hou allow you to challenge his authority in front of everyone? It's also strange that the third child is too involved, immersed in the feeling of storytelling, the second boss surnamed Hou didn't say a word, and stepped forward to pull the third child is two slaps, "What did you say?" Say I interject? Faced with such a "hoarse" questioning by the boss surnamed Hou, the third child was "sober", realized his mistake, stroked his face, and apologized again and again: "Boss, it's my fault, it's my fault......"

Talking over there, Professor Ashframe couldn't stand it anymore and asked, "Surnamed Hou, when are you going to ask your subordinates to apologize?" Don't you want to talk about it? Do you want to dissolve the ghost scratches on your body? ”

The boss surnamed Hou couldn't resist Professor Ai Shijiao's urging, and kicked the third child again and said, "Hurry up, finish telling your bullshit experience!" ”

At this time, the third child categorically did not dare to "bluff" anymore, "lay out the foreshadowing", and said quickly and repeatedly: "I opened the door of the private room, but there was no one inside, and the woman's crying also stopped abruptly, just when I wondered, there was a harsh sound next door, at first I didn't understand how the harsh sound was formed, and then when I stepped on the foam box, I was surprised to find that the source of the piercing sound was produced by people stepping on the foam box, in the final analysis, there was no woman's cry here, There was the sound of someone stepping on the foam box next door, and when things developed to this point, I was completely scared and wanted to leave quickly, however, just as I was about to leave quickly, the foam box suddenly collapsed from the private room, and the corridor on the second floor, which was not spacious, was full of foam boxes. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoAt this time, where do I have the leisure to pay attention to why this foam box suddenly collapsed? I was hell-bent on leaving. Stepping on and kicking the foam box is considered to be an opening path. It was at this time. I kicked something soft, and then with an 'ah' sound, I screamed like a heartbreak. I dare to follow, at that moment when I kicked the foam box, I must have kicked someone, why this person was in the foam box pile, I really don't know, I hesitate here. The foam boxes that had just been kicked apart by me were stacked back together, just like iron was sucked together by a magnet. Faced with such a strange scene in front of me, it was absolutely impossible for me to 'go back the way I was', I jumped from the second floor alive, and then ran out of the hot pot restaurant. Coincidentally...... Dick, do you remember? When I ran out, I happened to bump into you, and you asked me why I was so flustered! When the third child said this, he shifted the topic to the second child, and the second child nodded and said, "It was a coincidence." I had dinner with me, and we got into an argument over whether to watch a movie or go shopping. My girlfriend was angry and didn't let me go back, leaving me alone and leaving, I thought that there was no place to live, and then I thought of coming to the hot pot restaurant for one night. As soon as I walked to the door of the hot pot restaurant, the third child ran out of his heart and ran out like crazy, panicked, and hit me, thanks to his thin body, to change to the fourth, I think I would have been hit by him and broken my ribs! ”

"Then did you go to a hot pot restaurant later?" Professor Axier asked:

"Go! I also spent the night, I don't know why the third child ran out of the hot pot restaurant in a panic, he bumped into me, he didn't say hello, just pulled his legs and ran, I was very strange, came to the hot pot restaurant, saw a full of foam boxes piled up on the ground, and didn't clean up at all, I still thought so at the time: Could it be that the third child was lazy, and ran away desperately when he saw me coming? But this idea is definitely untenable, for our brothers, everyone wears a pair of pants, bloody, we have been together for many years, can't we run away when we see me because we are lazy? I figured there must be some secret here. Sure enough, not long after I entered the hot pot restaurant, the sound of a woman crying came from the second floor. It must have been the third child who bullied the newly recruited waiter, and suddenly saw me coming, so he quickly ran away from the scene! I also blame me for being stupid, I also sweated for the third child at that time, people really want to sue you, then you really can't run. So I was on the first floor, doing ideological work on the crying woman on the second floor, making her think about opening up a little, compensating for what should be compensated, giving fame to what should be given, and don't be imprisoned because of this impulsiveness! I persuaded for a long time on the first floor, the woman upstairs was just crying, I originally wanted to go upstairs to do ideological work for it, one was afraid that the other party was disheveled, and it was inconvenient for the lonely man and widow, and the second was also worried that the third child would figure it out and return the same way, and then I happened to see me upstairs with the woman, the scene must be a little unsightly, and more importantly, I was worried that people would think that you would give her **, so it was reasonable, I couldn't go upstairs at this time. Fortunately, there are a lot of foam boxes downstairs, although there is no bedding, but sleeping in the foam box, it should also be very warm, and there will be no problem on the first floor for a night. Anyway, I was tired of arguing with my girlfriend, and I was hit by the third child again, and I was not happy, so I directly sorted out some foam boxes, and fell asleep while lying in the foam box. The second child said indifferently:

As soon as the second child said this, everyone at the scene, including Li Zhiming, Jiang Kai and Professor Ai Shijiao, expressed great "recognition" for the second child's heartlessness. It's really okay to have a wide heart! "And then? And then nothing happened? Professor Axier asked:

The second child recalled: "That night was indeed a little uneven, when I slept until the second half of the night, I felt that someone was pushing me in a daze, I opened my eyes and saw a woman in white sitting next to me, watching me sleep. At that time, I was not very awake, I guess it should be the waiter who was bullied by the third child who couldn't sleep, and then came to me to ask for something, in the middle of the night, who wants to listen to the waiter's appeal? I was drowsy and coped with the phrase 'I'll talk about it tomorrow morning', I turned around and fell asleep again. About the early hours of the morning, I woke up again, this time not by the woman in white pushing me awake, but by the urgency of urination, I got up from the pile of foam boxes to go to the toilet, as soon as I stretched my feet, I felt wrong: where did I sleep on the first floor? It's really on the second floor...... I was startled, trying to remember how I got to the second floor. Could it be that I will sleepwalk? Or did the woman in white drag me up to the second floor? It is unrealistic for the woman in white to drag me up to the second floor, there is only one possibility, and that is that I sleepwalk! Sleepwalking, sleepwalking, I wondered, since I had come to the second floor, let's see if the woman in white was sleeping? As you know, the wee hours of the morning are the darkest time, the whole hot pot restaurant except for the faint moonlight outside the house penetrates in, basically can be described as pitch black, I took out the lighter, when the flame was shot, a blurred human head appeared in front of me, I was startled, after taking two steps back, I tripped over the ground because of the foam box, fortunately, there was a foam box cushion, and it was okay to fall on the foam box, but the lighter ignited the foam box, and the foam box was magically lit...... Here I would like to add: since this incident, I have taken a disposable lighter to do several tests, no matter how the lighter fell into the foam box, the foam box can not immediately burn, although the foam box is flammable, but the ignition point is definitely not so low! The woman in white looked at me through the fire, and I couldn't remember the facial features on her face, but I could vaguely see her eyes smiling at me. Because the fire spread very quickly, I was surrounded by the fire, scorching, suffocating, hot was my three most significant feelings at that time, I wanted to rush out of the ring of fire, to create a chance to escape for myself, how could those foam boxes meet the high temperature, all melted, flowing on the ground, very sticky feet, I a little force, I slipped to the ground, and then I could no longer get up, I could only shout for help, hoping that the woman in white could give me a helping hand, rescue the fire, how at this time, She never appeared next to me again, and just as I was dying, the urine I had just held just now also 'erupted', and the whole urine stained my lower body, like a fire, 'devouring' me, and at that moment, I could only wait for the call of death......"

Unexpectedly, this second child is still a little "poetic", and in the end, there are such things as "devouring", "erupting", and "summoning...... The beautiful words that only appear in prose, from the mouth of this social gangster, more or less make people have a sense of nondescript and ridiculous, Professor Ai Shijiao can't help but laugh here, but the boss surnamed Hou and others are obviously full of disgust for the second child to "drop the book bag" at this time, and the boss surnamed Hou warned: "Second child, can you talk well?" Don't come to that crepe set, hurry up, according to what you just said, you have been summoned by death, why can you, who was summoned by death, still stand here and talk to me? ”

Seeing that no one understood his "poetic feelings", the second child was quite disappointed, and when he saw the boss asking nakedly, he could only say: "Actually, it was just a dream, when I woke up, I found that I was still lying on the foam box!" "I'll you...... Second, are you careful? Let you talk about the hell experience, you tell us about the dream. You kicked off your head with a donkey? The boss surnamed Hou said angrily: (To be continued.) )