Chapter 27: Taoism and Nature
The four of them finally sat together, Feng Buping was obviously a drunkard, there were already three empty wine bottles on the table, all of them were drunk by himself, not to mention three catties of liquor, but his face was still the same, or maybe because his bronzed skin couldn't see the change in the dim light. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Swarm." Feng Buping said in a deep voice.
Zhen Ji patted her head: "Oh, look at my brain, I forgot to let my eldest brother join the group." Big brother give me your QQ, and I'll pull you into the group. ”
I don't know why: "What a group?" ”
Zhen Ji explained while operating her mobile phone and joining the group in the summer: "It is a group specially used by us cultivators, and the people in it are all masters or disciples of various sects, anyway, it is a group dedicated to our monks." ”
"Oh? Aren't you Taoist priests supposed to meditate and practice penance in the deep mountains and old forests, why are you still so fashionable? Xia asked with a smile, he had always thought that those Taoist priests were like dead wood, they only knew how to meditate and cultivate, and they were all masters of the world who did not eat the fireworks of the world.
"Big brother, look at what you said, so we have to keep up with the trend of the times? If you can't keep up with the trend of the times, how can you understand the needs of customers, and how to meet them and conduct business if you don't understand the needs of customers. Zhen Ji explained on the side.
Jokes, today's people are as cunning as ghosts and cunning as foxes, if you don't have those two strokes when you are a Taoist, do you dare to let the other party pay you money? Dream on. If you don't get beaten, it's your life.
Tick tick!
The system prompt sounded, and when I saw it in the summer, the group name was quite a match for them.
[Do you agree with the invitation of the horse forkworm to join the 'Tao Law of Nature'? 】
Summer reached out and pressed in agreement.
'Weimo' agreed to join the 'Dao Law Nature' group.
[You have agreed to join the group, please say hello to your friends.] Smiley] The system prompts again.
It's just that before he could speak, the news in the group was already like machine gun fire, and they quickly collapsed one by one. The system prompt kept ringing, and the mobile phone in his hand almost fell due to the vibration of the message.
Summer hurriedly turned off the mobile phone and vibrate, and wiped a cold sweat with a frightened face.
He turned his head to look at Zhen Ji: "Why is this group so terrifying, don't these masters need to cultivate?" ”
Zhen Ji ignored him, and began to water in the group.
Horse Fork: The sea, you are all water, and life depends on the waves.
Venerable Master Qingxuan: Disciple, your trip has gone well, how are things going?
When Master Qing Xuan saw his apprentice talking, he hurriedly asked, "No way, this stinky boy is causing trouble everywhere in the sect, and he may not be able to make some trouble when he enters the world."
Forkworm: Master, don't worry. Although the clue was temporarily interrupted, the man would not be evil again for a short time. Also, I've managed to meet with those two, and now we're together.
When Zhen Ji saw the master asking, she quickly replied, there is no way, who let him have a lot of criminal records. He didn't want his master to have any bad thoughts. Otherwise, if he is recalled to the sect, then how can he go to the wave.
Shangqing faction Ling Xiao Zhenren: Zhen Ji, my apprentice is with you?
Ling Xiao Zhenren of the Shangqing faction couldn't sit still, you must know that his disciple is called the Doom Boy, it's not as simple as saying it.
Zhen Ji hurriedly shouted at Feng Buping, who was still drinking: "Hey, wood, your master asked you." ”
Feng Buping took a sip of the bottle of liquor again, and then calmly took out a large mobile phone from his pocket, with a cool Transformers pattern pasted on it, which matched his whole person very well.
Doom: Yes.
He replied coldly with one word.
Shangqing faction Ling Xiao Zhenren: As a teacher, I'm really afraid that you will have some accidents. He also posted a reassuring expression at the back.
Doom: No.
Shangqing Sect Ling Xiao Zhenren: Since you are fine, then you will go to practice as a teacher, and today's homework has not been completed.
Doom: Hmm.
Purple Cloud Fairy: Hey,, didn't you say that you were looking for two big men, how did you come in with a girl, don't you cause anything wrong.
Purple Cloud Fairy curiously glanced at the information of the newcomer who had just joined the group and had not yet spoken, but felt that this was a girl's QQ.
Master Qing Xuan: Where is it, I'll take a look, I'll see, and I will know that this stinky boy will go to the house and uncover the tiles for a day.
Master Qing Xuan was a little anxious, for fear that this kid would make some trouble, in the sect, he could still control this kid and prevent him from harassing those female disciples, no one would take care of him outside, this kid couldn't go to heaven? How could he not know how attractive his disciple was to women, who made that kid handsome.
Purple Cloud Fairy: The name is Weimo, which sounds a little fresh, but this personality signature is interesting, you see.
'May in this life, I will be like an elegant lotus, graceful and meticulous, calmly blooming, without contention or demand, and reincarnation quietly. ’
Purple Cloud Fairy: Isn't it like a gentle and lovely girl?
Wu Yazi: Where are the girls, where are the girls? Hey, this isn't my apprentice's QQ, oops......
Damn it, this kid won't see me, I wonder if it's too late for me to revoke this message now.
You retracted a message......
Weimo: Master, don't hide, I've already seen you. Hey, hey, hey, with a little devil emoji added to the back.
Old man, you finally can't help it, this time I'll see where you're going, if you don't give me an explanation, hum......
Wu Yazi: Apprentice, hey, hey, can you hear me, I don't have a good signal here...... Let's hang up first.
Epiphyll: Angry expression. Hang your sister, are you using QQ, are you using QQ, you think this is a phone, just hang up.
Damn, I really want to pump him, what should I do, I can't control the power of the wilderness in my body. Left hand, help hold down my right hand, be quick.
Purple Cloud Fairy: It turns out that you are a fool in the mouth of the turtle fairy, I heard that you often do stupid things, such as thinking about donating money or something when you can't eat, is it true?
Purple Cloud Fairy is very curious, this is a character in a novel, how can there be such a fool in reality.
Weimo: Shy expression, don't listen to that old man's nonsense, I don't know him well at all.
Damn, dead old man, if you don't speak, you'll die, what nonsense is telling the truth every day.
Purple Cloud Fairy: Yo, it seems to be true, I see that your love penguins on QQ are level 4. I think you have a lot of merit power, right?
Weimo: I don't understand, what is the power of merit?
No Cliffs: Ahem...... Little Ziyun Doll, you're talking a little too much.
Wu Yazi was interrupted, there is no way, if you continue to talk about it, God knows what changes will be triggered, you must know that he just valued the special life of the summer and the power of merit, so he went to accept him as an apprentice.
Purple Cloud Fairy: Little brother, you see that your master didn't let me say it, I can't blame my sister for this, if you don't understand anything, just ask your master.
Purple Cloud Fairy patted her chest: I'm scared to death baby, I haven't seen Wuyazi's predecessor so angry for a long time.
Wu Yazi: Apprentice, don't ask too much, when the time comes, the teacher will naturally tell you all this.
Weimo: Okay, then I won't ask. But master, isn't it too much for you to leave me alone in the store? I heard that Wudang Mountain is a sacred place for Taoism, and I think they must welcome me to be a Taoist priest there, you say. The demon's smiling expression.
Wu Yazi: Ah, apprentice, it's not good, my signal is not good again, damn it, what kind of network is this abroad, what is it, I hung up first...... Doodle
Hmph, silly boy, you're still a little tender when you fight with the old man.
Weimo: The angry expression, your sister, the sound of your hanging up phone is typed out of words. It's unreasonable, let people help you greet the storefront, and don't give money.
Hmph, damn Zhou Peel.
Horse fork worm: Meng Xin is popular, seeing how you guys talk about it, I'm so hurt. The baby just looks, the baby doesn't speak. Cute expressions
Purple Cloud Fairy: man, don't pretend, no matter how much you disguise, you can't stop your coquettish from the inside out.
Horse fork worm: Crying expression, Ziyun, you don't love me anymore, you have no conscience, you forget to love if you have a new love.
Doom: Annoying.
Shangqing Sect Ling Xiao Zhenren: You little guys are endless, I don't see that my apprentice is impatient, be careful that he is angry, and he can't control a bunch of texts to come out.
A few people who knew the truth in front of their mobile phones shivered unconsciously and immediately stopped sending any messages.
Weimo, who didn't know everything, just wanted to send a message to ask.,Received a message prompt.。
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