Chapter 11: Handsome for no more than three seconds

In the sun, two figures, one big and one small, look so warm, like a perfect picture scroll to warm people's hearts. The pen %fun %pavilion www.biquge.info summer also felt that it was perfect at the moment, especially when he was so manly and Su Mo'er came on a trip to go. Even though the journey was particularly short...... It's a pity that his funny personality doomed him, and he was handsome for no more than three seconds. No, what happened later illustrates that.

At this moment, in the yellow paper shop, Su Mo'er was hiding in the corner timidly, watching everything that happened in front of her.

The white paper man possessed by Zhao Lao kept playing the brains of the summer, and while playing, he was still incomprehensible and taught him a lesson.

"Are you an idiot, why are you so desperate to bring this girl back, have you ever thought about how to deal with her identity? Have you ever wondered in what capacity you are in custody of her? Even if you are adopted, as a single dog, you are completely unqualified at this age. Do you have the brains to think about the consequences before doing things? ”

Su Mo'er said pitifully on the side: "Grandpa Zhao is fine, I volunteered to follow the uncle, I really don't blame him, please stop playing him, you see that the uncle's head is up." ”

Xia reached out and rubbed Su Mo'er's little head to comfort her, and said to Zhao Lao apologetically while smirking: "Zhao Lao, don't be angry, what should I do if I am angry." Look at the paper man you possessed, the rouge on that face is about to fall off. ”

He then scratched his head and said stupidly: "Besides, I have thought about this problem, I can't solve the problem, isn't there a master and an old man." Master, as an outsider and a master, he is also the head of the Impermanence Realm, so it should be no problem to find some connections to deal with such trivial matters. ”

Zhao Lao played him again: "There is no big or small thing, you haven't learned to respect the teacher and respect the master, so you started to think about how to use your master's relationship first." But your little fox is much smarter than your master, and it seems that I won't be able to find a chance to play this little ghost's brain melon in the future. ”

The last sentence was said in a very small voice, but unfortunately it was all heard clearly because of the summer of cultivating ears and eyes.

Summer looked depressed: "Zhao Lao, I have heard it all!" No wonder my master plays my brain at every turn, and my feelings are all learned from you. My master left the country and went to Ukraine alone to enjoy life, maybe he was forced by you, and said that I don't respect my teacher. I would rather serve the master and his old man, not because he is afraid of your brainstorm, and would rather go abroad alone than stay in China to enjoy his old age. ”

Zhao Lao pretended to be crazy and said stupidly: "What do you mean by this? Did I just say something? Hey, this ghost is old, and his brain is not good, and it seems that my old foolish problem is even more serious. After speaking, he walked towards the backyard with a lonely face.

Xia didn't forget to open his mouth and said: "Old Zhao, don't pretend, let's quickly find a way to solve Mo'er's matter first, otherwise, I will be restless, what if their teacher goes to the police?" Think about it, if I get caught by the police, who can make you play your brain as much as you want. ”

After hearing this, Zhao Lao said seriously: "Why are you in a hurry, this is still a matter?" Your master had long expected this kind of thing to happen and had made full preparations. You see what it is. He opened the drawer on the table, took out a small red notebook and threw it to Summer.

Summer looked curious, what is this, as for making it so mysterious. He opened the small notebook and saw that the words 'Special Adviser to the National Security Bureau' were written on it, and there was a clear steel seal.

Summer asked with some surprise, "Is this ...... Is this not for me? ”

Zhao Lao raised his hand and his brain collapsed: "What are you kidding, this is for that little girl, this identity is enough to protect her, and it won't cause too much trouble, and the most important thing is that you can also enjoy state allowances." ”

"Speaking of which, I have to say something to you, you kid is also twenty years old, looking at your boss's appearance, why don't you know how to save some money for yourself. Every day you know about donations, you can't even eat, look at what you wear every day, white shirts, rag shoes, you think you are still living in the old society. ”

"If it weren't for the fact that you can't even support yourself, why would your master spend so many favors to get this identity certificate for this girl? It's not that I'm afraid that this girl will suffer with you, so I specially arranged this identity for her, so that she can get enough living expenses every month in the future. ”

He opened the drawer again, pulled out a bank card from it, and gently placed it on the table. Summer watched it with a lot of heart, this is simply a difference in treatment, if you give him something, you will use it, and if you give Su Mo'er something, you just take it lightly, as if you are afraid of scaring the little girl.

Zhao Lao smiled at Su Mo'er and said, "Girl, take this bank card, and you will have enough living expenses every month in the future." Also, be sure to take care of your money, and don't let this stupid boy spend it on you. This little bastard thinks about feeling sorry for others every day, and he doesn't want to think about who will feel sorry for him. ”

Su Mo'er nodded obediently: "Grandpa Zhao, I remember, don't worry, I will definitely not let my uncle spend my money." Hmph, not only that, but I'm going to spend all his money and let him run to ask for food. Let's see if he dares to make Grandpa Zhao angry. ”

Although she said so, she quietly gave Summer a sweet smile and handed the other party a reassuring look.

Old Zhao saw all this in front of him and was deeply gratified, but he said self-deprecatingly: "Hey, you are old, you young people will handle the affairs by yourself, and I don't care about the old man." ”

Summer said out of place: "Old Zhao, you have already become a ghost, where will you get old." ”

Zhao Lao couldn't control the power of the desolation in his body, and when he raised his hand, it was a ruthless brain collapse, and it was hard to believe that the arm was obviously made of white paper, but he knocked out the sound of metal impact.

"Ouch!" Summer rubbed her head innocently: "It was meant to be." ”

Zhao Lao said angrily: "Yes, yes, it's you big-headed ghost." Hurry up and find some ghosts who need help, and ask them to sponsor you with some money, or I'm afraid that your kid will run away to ask for food one day. ”

Summer was very helpless: "Old Zhao, it's not that I don't want to, but there are really no ghosts to beg me." Let me go to find a ghost, you know, with my three-legged cat's kung fu, how can I find a ghost if I can't even open the eye of heaven for an hour, and even if I find it, people don't necessarily need my help, right? ”

Zhao Lao looked like he hated iron and steel: "It's really stupid, you can't do it, can't you do it, can't this girl either, think about why she was given the identity of a special adviser for national security, it's not because this girl has opened the eye of heaven and can help you." Do you think your master really arranged an identity certificate for this girl just to give her living expenses? That's not to make it easier for you to do things, so as not to cause some unnecessary trouble. ”

Summer nodded suddenly: "Yes, this girl is equivalent to a special talent who is born to open the eyes of the sky, she can help me find those ghosts who need help." In addition, this girl seems to be able to see the good and evil of others, so when I talk about it, I suddenly feel that I am useless. Why is it that I am so skilled in cultivation, but my ability is not as good as that of a twelve-year-old girl. ”

Su Mo'er quietly clenched Summer's hand with her little hand, and said with relief: "No, uncle, you are the best." Although you don't have great strength, you don't look good, and you don't know how to dress up, you have a kind heart! "Critical hits for 10,000 damage.

Summer covered her chest and pretended to be sad and said, "Girl, don't tell me what you said is true!" ”

Su Mo'er looked puzzled: "Of course it's true, why should I lie to my uncle!" "What kindness, full of childlike tone. Critical 20,000 damage.

Summer was full of melancholy and said: "So, you can only be friends if you see through it or not." You girl, you learned to have a black belly at a young age, and when you grow up, you can still get it. ”

Zhao Lao laughed happily on the side, these two little guys in front of him were so cute.

He waved his hand, interrupting the two little ones and teasing: "Okay, okay, you two don't make any more trouble, I really have one thing to ask you." Recently, a senior dragged me to ask you for your help and let its owner participate in an art competition, get a place and get a prize money. That money, to its owner, is very important. If you can't complete the task, I will deduct all your boy's salary and give it to the other party. ”

Summer was surprised: "What? Do I still have a salary? Why have I never heard my master mention it? ”

Zhao Lao pretended to be crazy and stupid again: "What? What salary? Did I talk about wages? Hey, it looks like I'm suffering from Alzheimer's again. People, when I'm old, I'm sick, but I didn't expect that even if I became a ghost, I still couldn't escape the torture of illness. Why is my life so miserable......"

Life is like a play, and it all depends on acting skills in and out of the play.

Although Xia clearly knew that Zhao Lao was just acting, but seeing the other party's pretending to be in pain, he was really embarrassed to say anything, so as not to suffer the other party's brain collapse again, he could only scratch his head in embarrassment, and kept complaining in his heart: Anyway, you are also a ghost who has lived for two hundred years, why are you still so shameless, I am really ashamed to be with him!