Chapter 5 I want to send dog food
The starvation in the real world made Chen Ping completely realize one thing, that is, the bodies of the two worlds of reality and martial arts are absolutely out of sync. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Although he had expected it, but now the problem is that it takes him at least eight hours a day to enter the world of laughter, and it takes eight hours to go to work, which means that he only has eight hours left to sleep and eat, which makes it difficult for him, and he almost fell asleep at work today.
Don't think about it, and enter "Smiling Proud Jianghu" again.
Yue Lingshan was sitting on the big stone watching Chen Ping practice swords, the corners of her mouth were slightly upturned, and her face was happy, but her eyes were drifting towards the Siguo Cliff on the top of the mountain, it seemed that she had a good time with the senior brother in the past few days, and even Chen Ping was a lot better.
Chen Ping didn't bother to pay attention to more, but he found an abnormal situation, it was sixteen hours for him to return to the real world, and it was actually four days later, that is, six times the time in the real world, which made him scratch his head.
The system quickly explained that when Chen Ping left, Lin Pingzhi's body would continue to live like Chen Ping's character, and when he entered the martial arts world, the time of the two worlds would be synchronized.
This is not bad, otherwise if you really go according to the time in the real world, it will take at least six or seven years for a smile to end, is it possible that he still wants to broadcast six or seven years of smile in front of others? Then who else is going to see it!
"Anchor, you practiced swordsmanship for a day yesterday, and you returned the sword today, it's boring."
"9494, anchor, you changed your name to slut."
"Anchor, tease the girl, I'm bored to death."
"Anchor, your little sister and daughter-in-law are thinking about Ling Hu Chong!"
All kinds of swipes, although the number of people is still very small, but there are a lot of barrages, everyone is an acquaintance and very peaceful.
Chen Ping also knew that his real main line was still in the live broadcast room, he wanted to make money, and he had to rely on the viewers to earn points, so he had to interact with everyone, and said, "Brothers, who has a free recommendation to give a gift, after I learn a trick of swordsmanship directly, let's go do something else?" ”
"It's really possible, but how can there be a game and a live stream together?"
"Anchor, your skills in deceiving recommendations are getting more and more superb."
“9494。”
Chen Ping said, "If you don't believe it, I recommend it, anyway, there are still dozens of points left before you can learn the first move of Huashan Sword Technique." ”
Everyone knew it when they heard it, and the recommendation was just free to get, and it had been watching Chen Ping for a long time, and everyone hadn't taken it to heart for a few recommendations, and soon the recommendation rose to 620.
Chen Ping directly exchanged the first move of Huashan Swordsmanship and spent 500 points, and at the same time, a message appeared above his field of vision, and as soon as he clicked, the move diagram of the first move of Huashan Swordsmanship, "Baiyun Out of Xiu", immediately appeared in front of him,
This is a 3D figure, the figure moves slowly, the sword move starts, turns, and falls, and each action point has a detailed explanation, among which there is a route with the internal power operation, which can be described as complete.
"What's the matter, anchor, hurry up and demonstrate!"
"What about swordsmanship? Demonstrate it! ”
"That's right, I remember that the first move of Huashan Sword Technique seems to be Bai Yun Chuxiu, what the hell is that!"
"As the saying goes, the sword comes out of Huashan, let us see the power of the sword!"
"The anchor deceived the recommendation, everyone killed him together!"
Chen Ping was also depressed here, he thought that this sword move would be learned as soon as it was like a skill in the game, but he didn't expect it to be just a demonstration diagram, but everyone in the live broadcast room was shouting, so he had to follow the 3D demo diagram again.
"This is Huashan Sword Technique? Anchor: I'm from the countryside and have little knowledge, don't lie to me! ”
"It doesn't look right, the anchor is too soft, the girls won't like it."
"Like a!"
"Anchor, hurry up and get out of the palace, you have no future like this!"
“9494!”
There was a wail in the barrage, but Yue Lingshan on the back of the stone looked surprised, "Xiao Linzi, when did you learn to be out of the clouds?" ”
Chen Ping was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that it was taboo to steal teachers in Old Man Jin's world, and hurriedly said, "I usually watch you practice, and I feel itchy in my heart, so I put on a shelf." ”
"Put on a shelf?" Yue Lingshan was a little incredulous, but she couldn't think of any other explanation, and said, "Although you don't have any strength like this, the main points are right, it seems that you are not stupid!" ”
"Where, where!" Chen Ping was naturally embarrassed to say that he was exchanged.
Looking at Chen Ping's hypocritical response, Yue Lingshan glanced at him and reprimanded, "What's the use of getting the point right, the swordsmanship must be powerful, it must be retracted and released freely, it must be like thunder and lightning, look at me." ”
She said that the sword was unsheathed, and she jumped up from the back of the stone in one step, and the sword light in her hand turned three times, sharpening, cutting, and stabbing, every movement was clean and neat, and only the light and shadow flickered, although there was only one move, but it looked extremely elegant.
"Wow, that's awesome!"
"Anchor, you've been compared to a little sister!"
"Shame on you!"
"Anchor, you're a kid at best!"
Chen Ping was also shocked, although he had seen a lot of martial arts and even fairy scenes on TV, but it was either special effects, or special shooting techniques, and now this is a real face for a martial arts person, although Yue Lingshan's cultivation is average, but this trick Huashan swordsmanship is obviously extremely solid.
Seeing Chen Ping's stunned look, Yue Lingshan didn't know why, "What's wrong?" ”
"It's nothing," Chen Ping thought about the wording, "It's just unclear!" ”
"What's unclear?"
"Oh, it's the abbreviation that I don't understand what's going on, but I still think it's very powerful!"
"Unclear? It's fun! Yue Lingshan didn't read much, so she didn't know that Chen Ping brought this word from the 21st century, but when she heard that she was praised by Chen Ping, her face was still happy, and she just said modestly, "What am I, senior brother is amazing!" ”
Chen Ping shrugged his shoulders, to be honest, yesterday's slap made him have a great impression of Yue Lingshan, but he didn't want to pay attention to the other party, turned his head and practiced swordsmanship, the entry swordsmanship is to lay a foundation, and now his physical fitness is okay after three months of practice, so there is no need to practice anymore, he called up the map of Baiyun Chuxiu again, and continued to cultivate, and with Yue Lingshan's demonstration and the explanation of the map, he also slowly became familiar with this swordsmanship.
"Ah, yes, the practice is decent, I don't see it! You're quite talented. ”
"It's all taught well by my senior sister!" Chen Ping said against his will, and there was a burst of laughter in the barrage, all of them were swiping the screen for Chen Ping's shamelessness, but Yue Lingshan naturally didn't notice it, and raised his head, "That's natural, okay, you've learned almost, I'm going to go to the back mountain to pick mushrooms, my mother said that I want to make zongzi today, the senior brother has been alone on the cliff for a long time recently, and the food is not good, I want to wrap zongzi for him to eat!" ”
Chen Ping wanted to continue to practice martial arts, but when he thought that he was not here to practice martial arts, the focus was to hold the audience, and with the audience, he would have points and martial arts, so he said, "Okay, let's go!" ”
Someone immediately shouted in the barrage,
"Hello Xiaolinzi, who picks mushrooms!"
"Anchor, conquer Yue Lingshan, green Linghu Chong!"
"This is Lin Ping's daughter-in-law, okay?"
"At this time, Lin Pingzhi can be regarded as a third party! The little junior sister is still in love with Ling Hu Chong! ”
Everyone was arguing, but suddenly one said, "Wow, what a handsome brother, is this playing cosplay, holographic is so real!" Listening to the tone, it seems to be a girl, and the holographic sensor is still used, and others immediately explained, "This is a game, don't be deceived!" ”
"The latest development, don't pass it on (manual nysax squint. )”
The girl said, "How can it be so real, it's completely a real person, and the little sister next to her is also very beautiful!" ”
There was still a discussion in the live broadcast room, but Chen Ping heard that there was a flash of inspiration in his mind, yes, he is now in a different world, the real world, and Lin Pingzhi can be regarded as an absolute beautiful man.
In the novel, it is directly said that Lin Pingzhi is more than ten times more handsome than Ling Hu Chong, and Ling Hu Chong is loved by everyone, so Lin Pingzhi's appearance is needless to say!
Wouldn't it be easy to have such a handsome man hook up with a beautiful audience? He didn't say much, he smiled at the corner of his mouth, and said in a somewhat gentlemanly manner, "Thank you for the praise of the beauty, and please vote more!" ”
This girl immediately swiped the screen and said, "Wow, so handsome, really handsome!" ”
Others said disdainfully,
"Anchor, you guy who harbors the heart of color!"
"Anchor, you are so unkind, you actually used Lin Pingzhi to hook up with a girl."
"Sister, don't be fooled, this is just a game, in reality, the anchor doesn't know which pot-bellied frustrated man is?"
There was a lot of laughter in the live broadcast room, and the reward and recommendation rose to 236 again, but he usually talked directly to the outside world through his mind, and never made a move, Yue Lingshan was immediately confused by Chen Ping, and slapped him on the head, "What are you muttering nonsense by yourself?" ”
Chen Ping was extremely depressed in his heart, but Yue Lingshan was only a teenager, and he thought he was Lin Pingzhi, Chen Ping didn't bother to bother with him, and said with a cold face, "I said that I can accompany such a beautiful girl as my little junior sister to pick things, I'm so happy!" He looked depressed, but he still said, "I'm so happy!" It's ridiculous.
The live broadcast room suddenly burst into laughter,
"Anchor, you're so cheap!"
"Laughing and touching the anchor's beaten dog's head."
"Anchor, why are you so skilled at telling your story!"
"Flim Flam!" On this side, Yue Lingshan glanced at him, but he still couldn't hide the joy on his face, and turned his head and said contemptuously, "You have vision." After saying that, he tilted his head and left.
Chen Ping hurriedly followed, "Senior sister, mushroom picking, I'll accompany you, but you have to teach me martial arts!" ”
Yue Lingshan immediately crossed her waist and glared at him, "Okay, Xiao Linzi, you dare to negotiate terms with me, do you want to die?" ”
Chen Ping was suffocated by this changeable girl, but the next move of swordsmanship requires 700 points, if he can learn it directly from Yue Lingshan, it will be equivalent to saving 70 yuan, if you count all the remaining swordsmanship, it will add up to at least 1500 yuan, and at the moment he said against his will, "No, isn't this a good teaching senior sister, senior sister is talented, talented, chivalrous, graceful, beautiful and generous, it is simply a good person who is rare in time, so I want you to teach me to practice martial arts, How can other people be so kind as Senior Sister! ”
Chen Ping said that goosebumps all over his body rose, and he realized that he hadn't been a girl for a long time, and he was a little shy when he said it, so he could almost recite it affectionately in the past, and it was really old, old.
But when Yue Lingshan heard this, she had a strange look on her face, "Xiao Linzi, what's wrong with you today, why are you talking weirdly, but I like it so much!" Just said that he reached out and touched Chen Ping's head, Chen Ping almost wanted to die, he was touched and killed by a teenage girl, and it was still a savage girl who slapped him hard yesterday.
It's just that although he was unhappy, the live broadcast room immediately messed up, "Shameless, shameless anchor, you deceived my sister-in-law!" ”
"110, there's a weird wedge here,"
"A mouthful of dog food that caught me off guard, I want to die"
"The sorrow of a single dog! Don't stop me, let me die! ”
"Looking at the anchor's expression, I really want to kill him"
Of course, there are also humanitarians, "The little sister is so cute,"
"I came to see the game, how did it become a romance movie?"
Chen Ping was speechless, and directly made an announcement in the live broadcast room, "Do you want to see more worlds and more plots?" Collect, recommend, and reward come quickly. ”