Chapter 8 Teach Yue Lingshan to sing the little apple
There were gradually more people in the live broadcast room, but everyone didn't talk much, and they all looked at Chen Ping and Yue Lingshan with interest like watching a TV series. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Yue Lingshan sneezed, rubbed her nose and hammered her head with her fist, frowning, "I've slept for more than ten days, and I'm really uncomfortable to die of grogginess, Xiao Linzi, do you have any funny jokes, stories or the like, you're bored to death sitting in bed all day!" ”
"Nope!"
After blurting out, Chen Ping remembered that he was broadcasting live, but he didn't expect that refusal had become his instinct.
Sure enough, a few people in the barrage immediately burst into flames, "Anchor, what are you doing, come again, I want to see the little junior sister's adoring eyes!" ”
"The old driver picks up the girl and overs it with a word, how can you learn it?"
"Anchor, you're too cold."
"You know what, it's called a routine."
Chen Ping is really too lazy to say, it's better for you to tell him to do something else, let him tell a story to a teenage girl? Then you might as well kill him!
Yue Lingshan glanced at him, "Then it's okay to sing, you won't even know this, aren't there a lot of people singing mountain songs in Fujian?" Are there any nice songs over there? ”
Before Chen Ping could speak, he saw that the barrage immediately began to be violently brushed
"Anchor, if you say no, I'll send you a blade?"
"Anchor, you can't be so perfunctory!"
"Anchor, you are always like this, you are worthy of your music teachers in elementary, junior high and high schools, they have worked hard to educate you, you are too hard!"
Chen Ping is embarrassed, he can sing, but he hasn't listened to songs for a long time, his mind is full of songs from more than ten years ago, this will definitely be laughed at if he sings it, if he yells out and scares everyone away, it will be worth the loss, or he can only say, "This really won't!" ”
Yue Lingshan looked contemptuous, and said unrelentingly, "That day you said that you couldn't compose poems, you will always sing children's songs!" ”
The barrage was still wailing just now, but now it is laughing wildly, and it is also swiping the screen with childhood nursery rhymes
"23333, anchor, come up with a children's song!"
"Two tigers will always meet, anchor."
"Anchor, I'll start you sing, little swallow, wear flower clothes"
"It's him, he's him, our hero Little Nezha!"
Seeing this group of guys who don't think it's a big deal to see the excitement, Chen Ping wants to die headlong, but he can't help singing, but if he really wants to sing a children's rhyme, it will be accompanied by a lifetime of black history, a person who is almost thirty years old, actually sings a children's rhyme in front of a little girl, this is goosebumps all over his body.
It's okay to sing something else, but he's not a soul singer, can he conquer the audience with just one song? He can naturally see that this is definitely a great opportunity, if he sings well, he will definitely be able to grab a large number of audiences, it depends on how he sings and what he sings.
Thinking of this, Chen Ping suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind, remembering a video he had watched for a few years, and raised his eyebrows and said, "Who is it that is knocking on my window......"
But as soon as he spoke, the live broadcast room said, "Anchor, stop singing, my ears!" ”
"Gao Nengjun save me!"
"Stop singing, we're still friends!"
"Little junior sister is going to be scared to death!"
In fact, if you really want to say it, Chen Ping's singing is not very difficult to listen to, but the ugly singing has become a necessary daily routine for all non-singing anchors, everyone is naturally not here to listen to the song, but just wants to tease the anchor at this time, but Chen Ping is unmoved, and continues to sing affectionately,
"Who is it that sent you to me, who is saying in my ear, love me forever, he is him and he is him, our friend Xiao Nezha."
"Haha, sing strings, sing strings anchor," needless to say, everyone can hear that this is not a song, the familiar music echoes in the ears, and many memories come flooding back.
"I'm rubbing, this is seamless, this is obviously not a song!"
"I remember these songs, but I forgot the names!"
"Nezha, there is a little Nezha!"
At this time, a master immediately gave it directly, "Cai Qin's 'Who is knocking on my window; , the Tianzhu girl in Journey to the West, the legend of the New White Lady and the legend of Nezha, but where did you go to the anchor? ”
Chen Ping naturally couldn't end it like this, so he opened his mouth and began to sing,
"Since you have been there, the world has become very beautiful, with two mouths of iron teeth and copper teeth, and the people have you in their hearts!
The cold wind is fluttering and the leaves are falling, and the motherland has not been close for many years!
The eagle rushes to the blue sky, the tiger descends the hill, the comet drags the long tail of the rainbow to build a bridge, time is flying by, how much do you know about life, and all kinds of martial arts are compared to see, who is a good son
Your tears are weak and wounded, I have been away from you for too long Mother,
Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, have you ever thought of me, if you are enjoying happiness, please forget me.
Most of these original songs are old songs that were popular with half the sky back then, and what Chen Ping sang happened to be the most widely circulated of these songs, Chen Ping also remembered a few sentences, he sang two sentences and changed a song, and sang two sentences to change a song, and everyone only remembered one point.
The lyrics are not long and very explosive, and they are still remembered by everyone, and the barrage immediately became excited, and some remembered it immediately swiped the screen, "My childhood, blue cat!" ”
"My little Nezha, and Brother Monkey, what's wrong with you?"
"Little Swallow, why did you run away with Ji Xiaolan!"
"Anchor, is it true that Dong Chou doesn't watch the live broadcast?"
"Anchor, I'm Jay Chou, and I've called the police."
There were also many people laughing, "Isn't this the original?" ”
"Who is it, in the ......, oops, the anchor is poisonous, and I also sang strings!"
"Anchor, you did it on purpose, right?"
"Oh my God, I can't get out, Daddy save me!"
"I don't listen, I don't listen, the anchor, you're poisoning!"
Here, Chen Ping sang about the nature and continued to sing, "We all have a home, the name is China, there are many brothers and sisters, and the scenery is also good. ”
"Hey, anchor, isn't this a song? Oh my God, something is wrong with my memory. ”
"It's Gao Feng who sings China and Chen Hong's often go home to see, haha, the words and tunes match very well."
Chen Ping continued, "Where has the time gone, I have grown old before I feel young, I have children and daughters for a lifetime, a lifetime of love, a glass of wine, friends have never been lonely, you will understand lifelong friends!" ”
"Is there such a song that will make you gently follow and, the snow-white moon shines on the earth, singing your deepest secrets!"
"Oh pull the lock, that's the black cat sheriff, like a chicken, like a chicken, like a chicken!"
laughed in the barrage, "Haha, Zhou Huajian, Wang Zhengliang, Han Hong, Zhang Xinzhe have called the police, the anchor is going to drink tea!" ”
"Oh my God, there's no sense of disobedience!"
"The disobedience gentleman is offline, I will obey the anchor."
The barrage is rare in the crazy swiping screen, Chen Ping has countless barrages every time he sings, at this time everyone is no longer listening to the song, but reminiscing about childhood and the past in the mistake of no gain, this kind of feeling is even more exciting than simple excitement and hatred.
"Hahaha, then why does Sheriff Black Cat look like a chicken, hahaha." Yue Lingshan here also laughed so much that tears came out, although she didn't know the memories contained in these songs, but she could also hear that many of the songs sung by Chen Ping were either mismatched in words and songs, or the lyrics were similar but the tunes were different, although they were all intermittent, but they not only sounded good, but also very catchy, and some of them were particularly fun to listen to, which was completely different from all the songs she knew.
"That's what you say, won't you?" Yue Lingshan waved her hand a little happily, and twisted it on Chen Ping's arm.
"I'll wipe it, and I caught it off guard!"
"Sure enough, it's a routine, I'll just say it, the anchor is skilled!"
"Come and pinch me, little sister, come and pinch me"
Yue Lingshan was just amused, but his hand suddenly became energetic, and Chen Ping, who was pinching, instantly gasped and hurriedly dodged, "I really don't know how to do it, I only remember a few fragments, you didn't listen to it all intermittently!" ”
"Okay, you Xiaolinzi, you dare to lie to me," Yue Lingshan sat up directly, staring at Chen Ping with wide eyes, "Hurry up and teach me to sing your mountain songs, if you don't teach me to sing mountain songs, when my father comes back, I will say that you bullied me!" "If you don't sing, you won't stop.
"I bullied you? You really know how to make it up, and someone has to believe it when you say it! Chen Ping sneered in his heart, thinking about what to teach Yue Lingshan to sing, but the barrage became noisy again
"Anchor, hurry up and teach my little sister to sing, I want to listen to my little sister sing!"
"Love songs, sing love songs!"
"I'm rubbing, this is a good opportunity for the anchor, in ancient times, mountain songs were love songs, and the little junior sister wants to talk to you about mountain songs!"
"Sing the mountain song, the eighteen bends of the mountain song here,"
Chen Ping naturally couldn't listen to their nonsense, but he suddenly thought of a bad taste in his heart, raised his eyebrows, and said with a smile, "I won't know anything else, I will write a song, do you want to learn it!" ”
"It's over, look at the anchor's wicked smile, what are you going to do to my little sister?"
"Anchor, stop, you can't mess around."
Yue Lingshan here naturally didn't know anything, and her big watery eyes were still open, and she said curiously, "What! ”
"Little Apple!"