Chapter 200: Tailor-made
An Xiaoxiao mostly chose to believe half and half doubt this guy's words, but she was also fooled by this guy. Seeing Ling Han's explanation www.biquge.info she still asked suspiciously: "What you said is true, you definitely didn't lie to me?" Her big watery eyes roamed around Ling Han's body, trying to find some clues in them.
Ling Han didn't have such a bright and upright situation in other things, because he still had a lot of privacy that he couldn't let the girl in front of him know, otherwise, wouldn't she make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace? But in this matter he can be completely confident, because he has nothing to do without virtue. Therefore, he said eloquently: "What I said is absolutely true, and there is no adulteration in it." If you don't believe me, you can always look into it. He deliberately straightened his chest to show that he was doing the right thing, that he was right, and that there was nothing to be afraid of.
An Xiaoxiao habitually "hummed" again, turned her head, and looked at the scenery outside the window. However, she muttered very quietly, "Humph! And even if You Xuefen wants to be a master, it will not be her turn in the first place, she can only be a little master, and I am a well-deserved and rightful master. ”
Hehe, this girl hasn't been mentioned yet, not to mention that this is nonsense, she still came to join in the fun, she wanted to be famous, and she actually wanted to be a master's mother.
Ling Han couldn't help but laugh, and couldn't help but feel that this matter was a big deal. He couldn't help but quip, "Hey, what did you just say?" I didn't hear me clearly, so please say it again, okay? ”
"Hey, if you don't say the good thing twice, forget it if you don't hear it clearly." The more she argued, the more she blushed. She saw Ling Han looking at her with a playful expression, and couldn't help but stare at her: "What are you looking at?" Haven't you seen enough? Little white face, I have decided from now on, from today onwards, in addition to the previous ones, you have to add one more responsibility, that is, you will be responsible for teaching my kung fu. Did you hear me clearly? Otherwise, be careful that Miss Ben divorces you. ”
Why is this girl this temperament? It's been a mess and it's been played, and it's not over? Ling Han didn't react for a while: "What did you say?" Let me teach you kung fu? ”
"Yes! What's up? Don't want to? An Xiaoxiao's eyes bulged bigger than a cow's eyes: "Aren't you very good at fighting?" Now I want you to train me to be a martial arts master in the shortest possible time, so that ordinary people can't get close to my body. If I can protect myself in the event of danger, am I asking too much? Or are you not happy to teach me kung fu? Maybe you want to teach your mastery to your little master You Xuefen? ”
Ling Han was choked speechless by her words of holding a gun and a stick, and finally he gritted his teeth and agreed: "Okay, as long as you are willing to learn, this is fine, no problem, I can teach you." Ling Han couldn't help but look at this girl twice and shook his head, but the look in his eyes at An Xiaoxiao couldn't tell how weird it was.
Ling Han once remembered that the old cigarette stick told him, don't think that this kung fu is so easy to learn, you must rely on talent to practice martial arts, if you don't have talent, everything has to be blind. Ling Han looked at An Xiaoxiao's bones attentively, no matter how she looked, even if she was tall, such a figure was almost the same for practicing dance, but it was a bit enough to practice martial arts. Ling Han was not optimistic about An Xiaoxiao's future of martial arts at all, now that she asked to learn kung fu, she could teach her as much as she could, it depended on her creation.
Back at An Xiaoxiao's Mumashan Villa, the two of them were busy with their own things, and then when it was time, they went back to their bedrooms to sleep. Maybe An Xiaoxiao, this girl, had already forgotten her requirement to practice martial arts, but Ling Hanke kept this matter firmly in mind.
No, in the early morning of the next day, Ling Han came to the door.
"Knock knock ---" "Knock knock ----"
"Little white face, what are you doing in the early morning? Don't you know Miss Ben is still sleeping? Believe it or not, Miss Ben killed you. Oh, did you get Miss Ben's permission? Why did you run upstairs without permission? Are you Miss Ben ignoring your warnings? ”
An Xiaoxiao opened the door with her unkempt hair, and questioned Ling Han fiercely, she was unhappy, she was sleeping soundly, but she was woken up by this guy. She crossed her hands around her waist, a living dominatrix.
Ling Han didn't see her anger, pointed to the alarm clock hanging in the distance, and said lightly: "Hey, it's almost seven o'clock now, do you think it's time to get up?" ”
"What's going on at almost seven? How about 12 a.m.? It's a rare weekend, and Miss Ben hasn't slept enough before she gets woken up by you bastard. No, Miss Ben has to go back to sleep, if you don't know what to do, believe it or not, Miss Ben divorced you. ”
Now she always threatens Ling Han with Hugh you, does she really think that Ling Han will be stunned by this. At this time, she was on fire in her heart, if there was an iron broom by her side, maybe she would pick up the iron broom and fight Ling Han with her head and face.
Ling Han was so angry with her that he chose to ignore it directly, and he was not angry at all: "I don't know which stinky girl had to settle a deal with me yesterday?" Are you really a noble person who forgets things? Forgotten so quickly? He still had a smile on his face, a harmless look of humans and animals.
"You don't have to make excuses, you have to find better reasons. You say, what agreement? "It seems that this girl really didn't wake up, and even forgot all about the noisy thing she had to teach her kung fu yesterday. She shook her head, and finally remembered, yes, she asked this little white face to teach herself kung fu, and now she actually forgot about it. She suddenly felt embarrassed, stuck out her tongue at Ling Han, and smiled mischievously: "Oh, I remembered, I asked you to teach me kung fu?" Look at me, I really forgot about it, I'm sorry. She apologized very rarely, this was the first time since Ling Han had dealt with her, she immediately became interested, and her eyes lit up all of a sudden.
Ling Han still had a strange smile on his face, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Yes, I will train you to become a master of the world in the shortest possible time, you have no doubt about this, rest assured, as long as you are willing to work hard and practice seriously, in the future, our Xiaoxiao will also become a master of the world admired by everyone." ”
Ling Han didn't forget to pat this girl's ass at the end of his life, he himself knew that you girl should not be happy too early, and you will suffer next, hum! Just you, a delicate daughter, how can you endure this bitterness? Therefore, he has no hope that An Xiaoxiao will dream of becoming a master.
An Xiaoxiao didn't know what the hell Ling Han was thinking, she was still immersed in the joy of becoming a master of the world, and she didn't pay attention to the ridicule in Ling Han's words.
As soon as she heard that she might become a master in the future, her interest immediately came. It's just that she immediately thought of another question, and suddenly her happy face disappeared, and she asked Ling Han menacingly: "Hey, what does practicing kung fu have to do with you waking me up to sleep?" It's not too late to practice kung fu until I get a good night's sleep, and I know that learning kung fu well doesn't happen overnight, it takes a lot of time and energy. Hey, I won't be shivering with you, I'll go back to sleep. She turned around and wanted to go back to her bedroom to dream of spring and autumn.
Ling Han called out to her, he really couldn't accept this girl's weird idea, and almost fell to the ground again, really feeling speechless. He looked at the eldest lady of the An family, who began to show her teeth and claws again, sighed softly, and said:
"Humph! You stinky girl, do you think it matters? There's a lot to do with that. You say that you don't use the weekend to learn this kung fu, could it be that you use the time you read to learn this kung fu? You can't delay your usual study, so you can only use this time. I spent three full hours last night working out a detailed plan for you, setting a steady training time for you at 6:30 to 7 a.m. and 8 to 9 p.m. after school every day, which must not be easily changed or cut corners. Otherwise, you won't be able to learn this kung fu at all, and you won't want to become a master. ”
An Xiaoxiao was stunned by his plan: "Little white face, should you be deliberately revenge?" Wake up so early every day? Do you want people to rest? It's not like you're taking away their rest time when you train athletes. ”
My good man, if he really practiced according to his plan, why would he rest a fart? Therefore, An Xiaoxiao immediately thought it was unreasonable and began to protest.
Ling Han didn't bother to talk nonsense with her, he was not moved by her protest at all, and still explained unhurriedly: "This time is not early, if I am not afraid of worrying about affecting your studies, I am still going to advance the time by an hour." It's just that when I think of this, you don't have enough energy to study in class, so I can't help but give up my previous plan. ”
His theory seems to be quite thoughtful, and he thinks about this little girl everywhere. In fact, he was going to use this terrifying training to scare her whimsical ideas back, and let her ridiculous ideas be stillborn. Don't let her twist the kung fu she taught her at every turn in the future, so that she can become a master. When will it be quiet? Joke, is this kung fu so easy to learn? How good is this master?
If it is really so easy to become a master, then there are no masters in the world, just like college students are everywhere now. The TV, newspapers and magazines boasted that the diet pills weight loss tea really had that miraculous effect, which one of the big bellies and big bellies on the street should be extinct, and where did those big fat people come from? In short, Ling Han just wanted to use this crazy plan to make the little girl in front of him retreat.