Chapter 19: One More Mouth Cannon

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Lu Dayou walked over step by step from the shadows with a lunch box, and the monkey on his shoulder was dancing with squeaky hands.

"Smack!"

The lunch box was heavily placed on the ground, "Senior Brother Lin, it's time to eat!" His voice was high and strange.

"Oh," Chen Ping replied but didn't move, lowered his head and turned a blind eye.

A trace of cruelty flashed in Lu Dayou's eyes, and with the wound on his face covered with herbs, it looked a little hideous and terrifying, he didn't leave, but paced around Chen Ping, "Senior Brother Lin, hurry up and eat, it's cold and tasteless!" ”

Chen Ping raised his head and glanced at him, and reached out to get the lunch box, but Lu Dayou suddenly took the lunch box away, "Senior Brother Lin has been kneeling for a long time, I'll take it out for you." As he spoke, he took the food out of the box, but as soon as he took it out, the monkey on his shoulder suddenly waved its paws, and a handful of powder was sprinkled into the food, and when he looked closely, it turned out to be dirt.

"I'll wipe it, can this be?"

"This damn is too disgusting, isn't it?"

"This brain-dead isn't it, can't you just eat it?"

"Lu Dayou has released the clay taunt technique, and the anchor is accumulating!"

There were more barrages in the live broadcast room, but Chen Ping glanced at the only 100 people and couldn't help sighing.

Lu Dayou thought that Chen Ping was angry, and his face showed a little joy. "What, don't want to eat?" There are still six hours until tomorrow morning, and if you don't eat, you will starve, and it is uncomfortable to kneel next to hunger! ”

"No, I just thought you were too early."

Lu Dayou frowned, "What do you mean?" ”

Chen Ping smiled and said nothing, naturally he wouldn't say that it was because the number of people in the live broadcast room was too small, which made him feel a little less accomplished.

But Lu Dayou thought that Chen Ping was laughing at the martial arts competition that day, and a breath of evil air surged up in his chest, and he couldn't help it, "What? You really think that you beat me, you are too naΓ―ve, you can beat me with your three-legged cat kung fu, what do you think you are? Let me tell you, I deliberately lost, I just wanted the master and the mother to punish you, I already knew that you had learned to have Feng Laiyi, so I deliberately let you make a move, and you still stupidly thought you had won? You idiot, you trash, you deserve to stand in front of the little sister! ”

"Why, come looking for comfort so soon? You've forgotten what I told you that day, and I already know what you want to throw in! Chen Ping was not angry, and looked at him with raised eyebrows, "You must be very unconvinced, I originally wanted to lose, but I didn't expect to lose after making an all-out shot, the guy who was regarded as a waste by you suddenly surpassed you, you definitely don't want to accept it!" ”

Lu Dayou's forehead was bruised, he clenched his fists and forcibly endured his shame and anger, and suddenly laughed, "It doesn't matter who wins and who loses, what if you win, in the end, it's not the master who punished you, and I won't let the little junior sister teach you martial arts again, from now on, I will see who dares to practice martial arts with you in Huashan in the future......"

Before Lu Dayou could say more, Chen Ping suddenly interrupted in a compassionate tone, "Actually, you are quite pitiful!" ”

"You ......"

Lu Dayou was speechless in surprise, but the live broadcast room was already laughing,

"High energy is coming, and the protagonist is going to open his mouth!"

"As soon as I saw the anchor's angry eyes, I knew that he was going to start talking!"

"Yesterday's World War I anchor's mouth cannon skills are MAX!"

"Anyway, I always thought that the anchor was silent, why did he suddenly turn on the mouth cannon mode yesterday? Could it be that you are coming again today? ”

"Anchor, I'm optimistic about you, scare him to death with words."

Chen Ping ignored it and continued, "A guy with an obscene appearance and a humble figure, he has illusions about the beautiful little sister he gets along with day and night, but he doesn't dare to express it, who is pitiful if you don't pity him?" ”

Lu Dayou's eyes widened, he staggered back a step, and shouted, "What nonsense are you talking about!" ”

Chen Ping stood up and stared at him, "I've actually always been curious, there are many disciples in Huashan, why can you be the only one who can find out that the relationship between Senior Sister and me is not ordinary?" Why did you find out that my little sister has a very good relationship with me recently? Because you are like a voyeur observing the little sister's every move all day long.

The little senior sister is lively, cute and smart, and she is the daughter of the master, no one in Huashan does not like him, and you and Yue Lingshan are exactly the same age, this temptation is fatal to you.

You like the little junior sister, but you are too far behind Ling Hu Chong, you are not as tall as him, not as handsome as him, not as strong as his martial arts, and without him bold, it is impossible to mingle with the brothers like him, and it is impossible to please the little sister.

You know that you are not worthy of the little senior sister, so you can only look up, you can only envy, you are eager to become Ling Hu Chong.

But this is impossible, so you can only pin your hopes on him, you follow Ling Hu Chong all day long, when he is with the little junior sister, you fantasize that it is yourself, when Ling Hu Chong is not there, Yue Lingshan will also bully you, and will look for you to compete with the sword.

You like this kind of time, even if you can't have a little senior sister, but at least you can fantasize, until I appeared later, I was weaker than you, but handsome than you and even more handsome than Ling Hu Chong. ”

"Anchor, you're shameless."

"Haha, the anchor doesn't blush when he speaks"

"Anchor, you, let go of Lin Pingzhi's skin, let's go out and fight."

"Lu Dayou admits defeat, you crooked melon and cracked dates still dare to rob women with the anchor."

"Anyway, this Lu Dayou is quite pitiful!"

"It's really good if you don't bully Lin Pingzhi, but it's a pity that he met the anchor."

Here Chen Ping approached Lu Dayou step by step, "The most important thing is that I work hard, this kind of effort is completely absent from your mountain, so the little junior sister couldn't get used to me and began to bully me, but I didn't expect to slowly like to be with me."

But after all, I have only been on the mountain for three or five months, Ling Hu Chong and Yue Lingshan have been on the mountain for more than ten years, could it be that the little junior sister is a woman with water-based Yanghua, could it be that he has only liked me in the last month or two?

This is obviously impossible, so why are you always bullying me, is it really for Ling Hu Chong? ”

Chen Ping stared at his research, "Actually, it's just because I robbed the little junior sister of your care, she no longer plays with you, no longer looks for you to compete with swords, and even the Ling Hu Chong you want to be the most may be compared to me."

Your world has collapsed, you hate me, you are jealous of me, that's why you will find some high-sounding excuse to bully me, but unfortunately you failed! ”

Lu Dayou's whole body was trembling, and he retreated step by step, his eyes full of fear and anger that had been torn apart.

Chen Pingping was expressionless, many people had different opinions about the separation of Ling Hu Chong and Yue Lingshan, some said that the little junior sister liked to inherit his mother's character, and liked people like Yue Buqun and Lin Pingzhi, and some even said that Lin Pingzhi seduced Yue Lingshan.

Chen Ping did not comment, in his opinion, these are fundamentally two points.

The misunderstanding between the first two people made Hu Chong's heart too small, which was not only manifested here, but also the matter of Yue Buqun, the matter of Huashan, the matter of Hengshan, the matter of Tian Boguang, and even the matter of letting me do it were very obvious, and he could only show the so-called chivalrous pride to the people he agreed with.

Because his heart is too small, as soon as he heard the little junior sister say Lin Pingzhi, he suffered from gains and losses, but there are only a few people on Huashan, and there are only a few things, and what else do others have to say, only Lin Pingzhi is a new thing.

Yue Lingshan wanted to talk to Ling Hu Chong, what else could she say besides Lin Pingzhi? Could it be that every time I go up the mountain, I look at Ling Hu Chong with affection?

She said that Lin Pingzhi actually wanted to talk to Ling Hu Chong, but as soon as she heard the little junior sister say that Lin Pingzhi Ling Hu Chong began to think nonsense, in the final analysis, he was not confident in himself, if Yue Lingshan said about the six monkeys, he would think so about Lau Denuo?

Just because Lin Pingzhi is too handsome, he has a true chivalrous spirit that Ling Hu Chong does not have, which makes Ling Hu Chong feel threatened, he regards this chivalrous, pure and arrogant, beautiful and filial man as a threat in his heart, but in the face of this threat, he is too conceited, he is reserved and does not want to say his feelings.

Yue Lingshan is just a little girl, but he is a big man in his twenties, at this time, his arrogance is the source of the misunderstanding between the two people, in the end, his mind is too small.

Of course, if Chen Ping puts himself in the perspective of Ling Hu Chong, he may not do better than him, and he will also be jealous, because as Jin Yong said, smiling and proud Jianghu is no longer a family and country feeling, what he writes about is the grievances and hatreds between individuals.

And the second reason is that Lu Dayou.

There is a misunderstanding between two little lovers, and the friends around them do not mediate, but provoke trouble on both sides at the same time, can this relationship continue?

While he bullied Lin Pingzhi and made Yue Lingshan even more angry with Ling Hu Chong, he broke his mouth in front of Ling Hu Chong, making Ling Hu Chong, who was already small-minded, suffer from gains and losses, so that he knocked the little junior sister's swordsmanship off the cliff.

In the novel, after he deliberately lost the competition, he first ran to meet Ling Hu Chong, and then went to Yue Buqun to complain, this is simply Chi Guoguo's conspiracy, to protect himself, to blame Ling Hu Chong, to fight Lin Pingzhi, killing three birds with one stone, directly pushing Ling Hu Chong and Yue Lingshan to the opposite side.

Yue Lingshan is by no means a woman who likes one when she sees one, and then in order to save Ling Hu Chong, she even stole her father's Zixia magic skills, and after marrying Lin Pingzhi, she was even more desperate until she died.

Why didn't he like Lin Pingzhi until March, but his relationship grew by leaps and bounds after a month, this so-called 'leaps and bounds' is only afraid of Lu Dayou's rumors.

Chen Ping even thought viciously that Lu Dayou's death was only deliberate by Jin Yong, and he hated this person in his heart for breaking his mouth by his side at the beginning, so that Xia Meng left.

Don't talk about this, Chen Ping said as he turned around Lu Dayou, "You don't even dare to admit your true heart, you only dare to rely on Linghu Chong's famous fox fake tiger might, even a person like you is also worthy of being a disciple of Huashan, and you are also worthy of liking Yue Lingshan, and you are also worthy of fighting with me?"

Why are you still running over here and swaggering in front of me? In fact, you know very well that you have done your best, you can't beat me at all, and you will be pulled further and further away by me in the future, and even your beloved woman will become my wife. ”

"Ahh

Lu Dayou's eyes were full of blood, and he finally couldn't help it, and slapped Chen Ping's chest with a loud roar, and Chen Ping flew out upside down without even blocking it.

In the live broadcast room, Chen Ping's speech was shocked quietly, and the barrage that flew out upside down immediately erupted

"I'll rub, what's wrong with you, anchor."

"Laugh at the anchor's mouth and get beaten!"

"ANCHOR MOUTH CANNON MAX, WHY IS THE FORCE VALUE SUDDENLY MIN?"

"Anchor hurry up and get up and blow his dog's head!"

Chen Ping's smile was still the same, "Why can't you be angry, but it's still a little bloody!" ”

Lu Dayou's face was full of anger, his face twisted hideously, and he walked towards Chen Ping step by step.

Suddenly, "Squeak." The door was pushed open, and it turned out to be Yue Lingshan, just looking at Chen Ping who fell to the ground, she suddenly screamed, "Land monkey, what are you doing?" ”

"Sure enough, I knew that the anchor had a conspiracy."

"I think next year's little golden man has been booked!"

"I'm rubbing, why are you so insidious, anchor, are you going to be a big villain?"

"Why do I watch it so coolly, it's good to fucking kill Lu Da with this monkey head!"

Chen Ping was silent, just looking at the land monkey, he suddenly remembered Zhang Xiaofan in Zhuxian, the two of them also had a monkey, and they also liked the little junior sister, and they also had psychological inferiority because of their appearance.

It's a pity that Zhang Xiaofan is loyal and kind, he has lost confidence because of Qi Hao's handsomeness and chic, but he has never pinned his hopes on others, he is stubborn and unyielding, although he was born in Pinghan, but in his bones he is also the seventh (the main number of disciples in Huashan) Lin Pingzhi.

But Lu Dayou is detached and impermanent, and more importantly, when Lin Pingzhi appears, when his humble feelings disappear, his heart slowly becomes distorted.

If it weren't for Lin Pingzhi, he might still be able to hide his thoughts, and he might still be the clever and eccentric sixth junior brother on Huashan, but unfortunately he not only met Lin Pingzhi, but also met Chen Ping.