Chapter 394: Cleanliness and Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (2nd Update)
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Wei Guogong said lightly: "Wash it clean, how can a girl's house be dirty, you have to protect it." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
The corners of his eyes twitched, this is not washing, this is cleanliness, it's too clean, okay?
Don't think she doesn't remember, Wei Tong's oily clothes can't be washed when he was a child, and he wears them the same.
Wei Guogong: How can girls be compared to boys?
"Huh?" The queen of heaven realized: "What about Granny Wu? β
Or Wei Guo said openly: "Rest in the house." β
Wei Jingtian felt weird, and hurried to see Granny Wu.
It's really in the house, but the rest can't be called.
Wei Jingtian entered uninvited, only to see Granny Wu holding bottles and cans and pouring them around, and when she entered, she was making a box of strange liquid that seemed to be smoking.
"Hello Granny Wu, thank you for taking care of Chao'er, and... Grandpa Guo. β
Granny Wu snorted coldly, and looked over, her dark eyes were not ordinary and terrifying.
"It's good for you to come back, take that old thing with you."
Wei Jingtian choked, and suddenly felt so glad that the two didn't fight, what was going on?
"Hehe, my father-in-law just wants Chao'er, come and see her, you see that he also instructed Chao'er to take the poison glands, and he also helped Granny Wu-"
"Help!" Granny Wu shook her hand and poured the box of strange liquid into the flower pot, so that a pot of dense green leaves and flowers hissed and saw that they withered into a pot of rotten leaves.
Is this a strong acid?
"He's a psychopath!" Granny Wu was obviously mad and couldn't stand it anymore: "Bring a fart glove, how can you carefully feel the subtle touch of various poisons when you wear gloves?" There's a fart for fitting again! Feel the temperature is not sensitive! I just need to take a poisonous gland and get started directly, I won't talk about needles and knives, the Gu worms that the old lady worked so hard to make, washed several times like a pot! Also wash and change the water! One water, one clip! Ah, is this a man? Is this a man? She's an old! ! β
In the last sentence and a half, Granny Wu yelled at the window, and the bamboo building shook several times.
Yu Jingtian was stunned, what did her husband do, he drove this tsundere turtle-haired old woman crazy!
When was she not driven crazy by this old woman before!
"Come and see, come and see!" Granny Wu grabbed Wei Jingtian's arm and twisted her to the window: "See for yourself, see!" β
The place where Wei Jingtian was grabbed hurt so much, and the madman's hand strength was not ordinary. Poking your head out and looking out, what? The sky is still that day, the earth is still the land, the flowers and plants are still the flowers... Well, it seems to be a little different.
I saw that the flowers and plants that were originally neatly planted have all become large squares, small squares, neat and tidy, and the roots can be straightened. The edges of a few shrubs on the side were also cut as if they had been measured with a ruler.
Granny Wu collapsed: "Even my gourd was rearranged by him with the seedlings." β
Yu Jingtian looked at it, but he didn't pay attention to it, but at this moment, those little cyan gourds were divided into one, two, and three... Ten columns, straight and straight, not only vertical straight, horizontal is also straight, one, two, three... Ten, well, ten lines.
Clapping his hands, Yu Jingtian laughed: "Mother-in-law, you have a hundred gourds, you don't need to check them one by one, ten times ten is exactly one hundred." β
Granny Wu almost fell into anger: "What am I doing with that?" I'm looking up what that's for! Just pick it up with me, I'll look it up, what, what?! β
Wei Jingtian hissed and inhaled, rubbing the ear piercing, this is to be deaf.
glanced at those soldier-like gourds again, and couldn't help laughing: "Mother-in-law, my father-in-law ranks you according to the size and maturity, and you don't have to bother to choose when you pick it, you can pick it directly from the front, and the first one is used up, and the one that is behind is also cooked." I think it's pretty sweet. β
After speaking, I was stunned, peeking at her as if she couldn't hear anything from her husband who was not ten meters away, did she use the wrong word?
Granny Wuhe, this is so angry that she is emotionally confused.
"Bah, I'm not a farmer, I'm not familiar with it, and I don't eat it. Hurry up and take that old bastard away, take it away! β
Wei Jingtian was pushed out, almost fell to the ground, rubbed his arm, and shouted: "Mother-in-law, this is gardening, gardening, my father-in-law's hand has led the world trend for hundreds of years, it looks good, it looks really good." It's easy for you to find, and you'll see it at a glanceβ"
"Bang-"
What responded to her was what seemed to be something thrown behind the closed door.
Well, not everyone can appreciate the beauty of order.
Wei Jingtian stupidly returned to the bottom of the shelf, and threw himself to the ground for the five bodies that admired the grandfather and grandson who had no distractions, they were crazy over there, how could they still sit still here? It's okay for the husband, why is the daughter of an apprentice indifferent?
Wei Guogong looked up at Wei Jingtian and praised: "The knowledge is good." β
Wei Jing Tianmo, I want Wei Tong to dare to make his yard into this ghost virtue... Hehe. Husband, you really can't see that your daughter-in-law is just giving you face? You're not just clean, you're obsessive-compulsive!
At this time, Yu Chao'er took out another poison gland, and then returned to the real world, look at this, look at that, and then look at the bamboo building with the door closed, suddenly, smiled sweetly: "Mother, grandpa said to let my mother-in-law talk more, speak loudly, it is good for the body." β
After speaking, he also focused his head.
Wei Jingtian complained and looked at Wei Guogong, is it okay to deceive the child like this?
Wei Guogong said solemnly: "People have seven emotions and six desires, and they always look the same every day, and their emotions cannot be vented, which is not good for their health." β
You don't look in the mirror? You mean that yourself, right?
"Can the daughter-in-law understand that you are concerned about Granny Wu?"
"Naturally," Wei Guogong was quite frank: "She is Chao'er's master, so I naturally have to worry about one or two." β
Are you saying that for the sake of your precious granddaughter's life, you are thinking of giving Granny Wu two more years to live? Are you sure you didn't want to her off?
"Of course, I would be glad if she had the humility to take my opinion on her teaching."
Wei Jingtian's eyebrows were pimpled, and he asked carefully, "What is your opinion?" β
Wei Guogong looked at her very strangely: "Pay attention to hygiene, Chao'er is a girl, this is not too much to ask." β
What else can Wei Jingtian say? You have to let a normal person, oh, a normal person in this aspect go beyond the normal, you have heavenly.
Suddenly so weak.
"You moved those flowers and plants, they weren't poisoned, were they? Granny Wu didn't do anything to you, did she? β
"It's just a little fight." Wei Guogong didn't care about it: "Although I don't know about poison, I have read all the books left by her family to the old lady, and most of the poisons can't hurt me." β
Wei Jingtian couldn't help but look at the bamboo building sympathetically, this is a big hole dug by his family.
"Dad, I won't stay long when I come back this time."
"Yes, you're going to put down the chaos."
As soon as the wind blows in the court, he will be able to know.
"So, I'm going to send Chao'er to the island."
Wei Guogong was not surprised: "It should be sent over." β
"Wei Tong stayed on the island to resettle the people who moved over."
"That's what he should do."
"I don't know when I'll be back..."
"It's good for you to discuss, you don't need him over there."
Wei Jingtian was silent: "Then, is the war on Xiyan's side going to drag on for a long time?" The food and grass of the great armyβ"
Wei Guogong didn't speak immediately, but thought about it before saying, "It can support until the end of the year." β
I still bought some grain from the Three Kingdoms, but after the Dami flood, the Three Kingdoms really stuck the grain, and I didn't buy much, plus he sent people to buy it from the people, and it could only be until the end of the year.
Just to the end of the year? Wei Jingtian has a headache, and winter is the time when the Xiyan people are the strongest to attack.
"Dad," Wei Jingtian gritted his teeth: "Do you want to be the emperor yourself." β