Ding Zhang didn't sleep almost all night, and he was a little confused when he walked on the school road. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

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"It's still going so fast on the school road? Want people to touch porcelain? Ding Zhang felt that there was a car behind him and muttered. Then he slowly turned his head, and wow, a brand new red MINI was crashing into his ass.

This is to be killed!

Ding Zhang took a step back and wiped! Behind it is all grass, with a few vines extending out. Mix garlic under your feet and sit back on the ground.

"Sneer......"

The MINI car slid for a while and finally stopped, novice, absolute newbie, road killer this is.

"Classmate, are you alright?"

Ding Zhang raised his head and looked at the girl squatting in front of him in a daze, "My butt hurts." ”

"Poof...... the girl couldn't help but laugh, "I'm sorry, I just got my driver's license." Do I want to take you to the hospital for a check-up? ”

Ding Zhang stood up and touched his buttocks, as if it wasn't very serious, "Forget it, it's just an ass." ”

"Huh?" Girl blindfolded, what is just a butt? Are there any other butts? "Uh...... In this way, you set a time, and I will take you to the hospital to check your ass, which is more reassuring. ”

Ding Zhang shook his head, most of the time he was sober, and his alcohol strength had subsided a lot, "I want to sleep." ”

"Huh?"

"Forget it, it doesn't make sense to you, let's go." Ding Zhang patted his ass very chicly, but it still hurt a little.

The girl looked at him suspiciously, is this person out of love? The soul is not guarded.

She took a few steps forward, took out 500 yuan, and stuffed it into Ding Zhang's hand, "Classmate, if it's inconvenient, go check it yourself, take this money first, and then tell me if it's not enough." ”

"You write down my number." The girl ran back into the car and took out her phone from her bag.

Hey? What about people? Why is it gone in a blink of an eye?

Ding Zhang just entered the dormitory. Old Xiao, Sluggish, and Chubby looked at him together, and then burst into laughter.

"You went out and sold? Also earn 500 yuan. Lao Xiao laughed the most presumptuously.

His name is Xiao Haishan, the president of the school self-discipline association, the class president, and usually the central figure of gossip. The news they heard in their dormitory came out of his mouth. Like a teacher chasing a student in the outer courtyard, like a girl in an industrial and commercial college who was dumped and about to jump off a building, he knows it.

Ding Zhang saw everything just now, and then, the people in the dormitory knew. Ding Zhang could think that the people of the entire academy would also know.

Holding a copy of "Golden Vase Plum", he held his glasses with his middle finger, "Big D has not had a scandal for four years, and he is about to break." According to my inference, the success rate is 0. Hahaha, the other party is a rich girl. ”

The sluggish name is Wang Maolin, an old scholar in the dormitory, and he can get the top three in every exam. I don't know if it's too much, it looks like a sick cat, so people give it the nickname "languishing".

"It's still a school girl! Hey...... Big D, I will give you 82 points for touching porcelain this time, and the remaining 18 points will be given to you with 666. I'm not afraid of your pride. ”

In every small group, there is a fat man, and Chubby Zhonghua is that fat man.

"Touching porcelain money, hot hands. Our four talents, are you going to go out for a meal? Sluggish stared at the 500 bills in Ding Zhang's hand, his eyes lit up.

"Don't leave after school, go to the back mountain." Ding Zhang generously threw the money on Xiao Haishan, "Old Xiao arrange it." ”

"The sun is rising in the west? Money fans are also generous? Chubby exclaimed, "Have you been out selling lately?" Introduction? ”

"Your body is too weak, the rich woman can't look down on it, no."

Ding Zhang has been in a good mood recently and has money to entertain. Besides, the dormitory people have a good relationship, in the past, they all let Ding Zhang give the least, and now they always have to give back.

"Cut, don't look at me fat, the golden hoop stick below, do you want to try it? If you are unhappy, you don't want money. ”

"I want to vomit."

Ding Zhang slept in class all morning and finally came to his senses. The four people in the dormitory also began to talk about life, ideals, and of course, women in the back mountain.

"What are you going to do in the future?"

Ding Zhang has money in his pocket, he has a bottom in his heart, and he is full of confidence when he speaks.

"I am preparing for the civil service examination, and I heard that many units in Lanhai City are recruiting people this year."

Squinting and holding his eyes with his middle finger, "I'm going to take the exam as a teacher, stable and comfortable." ”

"Don't harm the schoolgirls! They are all junior high school and high school students, too young to commit crimes. Chubby said with a smile.

"Go, I yearn for pure love." Sluggishness began to drop the book belt, "Lolita, my light of life, my sin, my soul." Lo-Li-Ta, the tip of the tongue up, in three steps, gently falling from the palate down on the teeth, Lo-Li-Ta. ”

"Sure enough, I like young girls, it's too dangerous. In the ranks of the people's teachers, there must be no people like you. Old Xiao laughed.

"You old man, it's not much better, you've had 8 girlfriends in four years of college, right? What love has a shelf life of only three months, disgusting. "Sluggishness shows no weakness.

The two of them, as long as they argue, are endless, one yearns for platonic love, and the other yearns for ****, it's simple.

Ding Zhang turned his head and asked Fatpanty, "Where do you plan to develop?" ”

"To Shencheng ICBC. I've already found a good relationship, and when the time comes, I'll be able to hire after passing the exam. "Chubby is a relational household, and the economic conditions are the best, so he doesn't have to worry about the future.

"Congratulations, don't be confused." Lao Xiao hurriedly got out of the battlefield, "When the time comes, you have to help a little, we are old brothers." ”

"Well, you can't forget your brother when you go out, right? It's good to prostitute together. ”

"Where's Big D? What are you going to do? "Lao Xiao is a student cadre, very leader, and guides the country.

"I'm going to start a small company on my own, I'm not sure yet."

"Okay, the money you got in exchange for your flesh is ready to be laundered?" Chubby patted Ding Zhang's shoulder, "Tell me, how does Gao Xiaomei taste?" I've been in college for 4 years, and I haven't seen Gao Xiaomei have a boyfriend, so it turned out that you stole it. Is it a pig? ”

Gao Xiaomei is the girl who almost bumped into Ding Zhang, a well-known figure in the school, a junior in the College of Humanities, and the dream lover of all boys.

Ding Zhang glanced at him, "My ass hurts." ”

"Haha...... Play so big. ”

Lao Xiao was smiling, knocking on the table.

"Eh, classmate, you're here too?"

A few people quieted down instantly, and following the reputation, it turned out to be Gao Xiaomei, and there were three girls next to her, who should also have a dinner party in the dormitory.

"How? Are you okay with your ass? ”

"Poof...... "A few chubby, I almost couldn't hold back, and when I met, I asked if my butt hurts, who believes it if there is no female relationship?

"Well, it's much better. By the way, the money is returned to you. Ding Zhang quickly took out five large bills, "I was a little drunk in the morning, I was confused, and I couldn't collect money." ”

"It's okay, I'll always be responsible for what I figured out."

"Puff...... The three of Ding Zhang's dormitory heard this conversation and laughed shamelessly.

Ding Zhang has no experience in dealing with this kind of thing, but Lao Xiao has experience! He saw the stitches, "Big D, put the money away, push it around here, like what is this?" Mr. Gao is a little heart. I know you're embarrassed to take it. I have a proposal for everyone to see if it works. ”

A few people from the girls' dormitory also came over, and Lao Xiao was even more proud, "Our high classmate accidentally injured our big D, and then big D was embarrassed to ask for money, why don't you take out another 500 yuan and make up 1000, our two dormitories, and have a friendship?" What do you think? ”

"I'm rubbing, this is amazing." Ding Zhang yelled in his heart, he was too powerful, he deserved to be an old cadre.

"Agreed, supported!" Chubby and languishing suddenly came to the spirit, hands and feet in favor.

Socializing with the school flower dormitory? All the boys in the school are lining up! Gao Xiaomei looked at the other students, "What do you think?" ”

"Okay! Make an appointment. ”

"It's time to send the seniors, giggle......" Gao Xiaomei and the girls in the dormitory all responded with a smile.

"Then it's settled, Big D, you're the boss here, you decide." Lao Xiao handed over the final decision to his dormitory director, this is to give him a chance to perform!