Chapter 135: An Xiaolei
Anti-theft chapter ~~ Anti-theft chapter ~~ Anti-theft chapter ~~
"You don't have to serve guests, you don't have to wash a lot of dishes, you have money to spend when you fight, you don't have to scold people!"
"Oh! There are so many benefits? Aunt Chen said with great interest, grabbed the senior brother and walked out, "The noodles are sold, take me to mix!" ”
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"This antique shop often doesn't pay protection money!" Brother Yidao pointed to a very lavishly decorated antique shop and complained to the elder brother.
The senior brother was just about to say something, when suddenly a voice came from the antique shop: "Let's kill one today!" "Kill you so much that you call your father and mother!"
"Bold!"
"Don't you take the Tiger Heads in your eyes?" Brother Yidao and Senior Brother immediately became angry and rushed in violently.
"General!" The owner of the antique shop dropped the chess pieces in his hand, ended a game of chess, and then turned his head to Brother Yidao and said to Senior Brother: "Shhhhhhhh Watching chess without saying a word, a true gentleman! ”
"Poof! Poof! With two sounds, Brother Yidao and Senior Brother fell together.
"Mom!" Only then did the losing side of the game shout. Sure enough, the crying father called the mother.
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"Smack!" The owner of the antique shop snapped his fingers, and the door behind him was slammed open, and a fierce man with a height of two and a half meters stood up.
"Wow! Oh, my God! ”
"He's got a giant bodyguard!" Brother Yidao and Senior Brother were dumbfounded, and in shock, they were caught by the giant without paying attention.
"Throw them out and feed the dogs!" The owner of the antique shop said triumphantly.
The giant didn't speak, and walked out of the door with a knife brother and senior brother, and then, with a "snap", he hit the door and fainted.
"Grab him and feed him to the dogs!" Brother Yidao, who was suddenly saved, roared angrily, and supported the senior brother to prepare to beat the water dog!
"Giants! Why are you so tall? The situation suddenly took a turn for the worse, and the owner of the antique shop was so anxious that he jumped to his feet!
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“yada!” “pa!pa!pa!” The senior brother is as brave as Bruce Lee's possession, punching and kicking the giant's nose and face are swollen!
The owner of the antique shop watched from the sidelines, anxious, and hurriedly asked, "Giant bodyguard!" Why are your punches so slow? ”
"People learn Tai Chi!" The giant's bodyguard replied.
"......" The owner of the antique shop was speechless.
"Hahaha......" Brother Yidao was very happy next to him.
After a "dragon fight", the senior brother was accidentally caught!
"Giant Stone Breaker!" The giant roared, and the fist of the sand bowl was about to hit the senior brother's head!
"Wow! It's over! The elder brother shouted in panic.
Suddenly, the giant let go of his fist, put down his brother, and turned to pack his things.
"Why stop?" The owner of the antique shop asked hurriedly.
"I'm off work, I'm going to pick up the kids from kindergarten!" The giant replied.
"During the day, I have to be a bodyguard to fight with fools, and at night I have to cook, do laundry, and help the children with their homework......" The more the giant spoke, the more sad he became, and later he actually cried, "My life is so small!" ”
"Giants also have to bear the pressure of life!" The elder brother patted the giant on the shoulder sympathetically and kindly gave him a tissue.
"Next time I look for a bodyguard, I'm going to be unmarried!" Brother Yidao said triumphantly, patting the antique shop owner's shoulder with one hand, and begging for protection money with the other.
"......" The owner of the antique shop was speechless again.
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Of course, there is not only one gang in Stone Town, there are many gangs, among which the Flying Wolf Gang is close to the Tiger Head Gang, so there is a lot of friction between the two gangs, and there are often fights.
On this day, Brother Yidao gathered his brothers and prepared to fight with the Flying Wolf Gang.
The senior brother walked among the brothers, and suddenly thought of a question: "Why are we called the 'Tiger Head Gang' by the Jianghu brothers?" ”
"Because the gang is habitually 'anticlimactic'!" Bang Zhongjia replied with a stinky face.
At this time, I just walked to the gate of the headquarters of the Flying Wolf Gang. Brother Yidao stood still, and roared with full anger: "Flying Wolf Gang! Give me a kind of out! Bring your brothers to duel it out today! ”
If the opponent scolds the street at the door, how can he swallow his anger and shut the door?
"Kill!" The Flying Wolves gang responded and rushed out with a big sword.
Seeing a large group of muscular hunks rushing over, the momentum is so scary! Brother Yidao turned around and ran: "I suddenly thought that there was an urgent matter at home!" ”
Tiger Head Gang: "Gang leader, you are tiger again!" ”
Big Brother: "Wow! ”
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Although Brother Yidao said that his combat effectiveness is not good, his skin and flesh are thick and his ability to resist blows is strong, and he is definitely a meat shield-type character! Unfortunately, he habitually slipped away again, leaving his brothers to face a large group of vicious Flying Wolf Gang.
In times of crisis, the elder brother stepped forward! With the powerful martial arts he had cultivated over the years, he knocked down four Flying Wolf Gang members at once! In one fell swoop, the victory of the Tiger Head Gang was laid!
"The Flying Wolves have been leveled by rookies?" At the headquarters of the Tiger Head Gang, Brother Yidao asked the gang members who had returned from victory in surprise.
"He killed four of them alone!"
"Super brave!" The gang said excitedly.
"One kills four!" Brother Yidao said excitedly, "I'm going to reward him well tonight!" ”
So, Brother Yidao took the senior brother and his brothers to a nightclub to have a good time.
At the banquet, the elder brother was surrounded by four beauties who accompanied him, this one fed a glass of wine, the other fed a mouthful of food, and one beat his shoulders, and one rubbed his legs, enjoying the blessings of all people!
"Brave enough!"
"It's really unbalanced!" Brother Yidao, who was sitting on the cold bench on the side, and the gang said sourly. I knew that I wouldn't have said how powerful the senior brother was in front of the beauties!
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The senior brother joined the "Tiger Head Gang", nicknamed "Bald Tiger", and he became famous in the black with his martial arts! The newly rising bald tiger has become a thunderbolt in the rivers and lakes, causing a lot of shock in the martial arts! Even the tiger cubs in the mountains outside the city have been affected......
In the morning, the fluffy tiger cub went out to play, and in the evening, he walked back to the tiger cave with a bare head.
"Rebellion! Learn what a bald tiger! The male tiger thumped his chest in anger.
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The Flying Wolf Gang has always won more than lost against the Tiger Head Gang, and even if they lose, they will not make the Tiger Head Gang feel better. This time, there was an outlier of the big brother, and the Flying Wolf Gang unexpectedly failed miserably, and the loss was super ugly!
Jia Xuefeng, the leader of the Flying Wolf Gang, is a female man comparable to Sun Erniang, a female man, who heard his subordinates' report that the gang headquarters was picked by the Tiger Head Gang, and he was furious, regrouped the gang, and prepared to go to the Tiger Head Gang to find a place.
"The bald tiger comes out!"
"Our gang will meet you!"
"The bald tiger comes out!" The Flying Wolves shouted at the door of the Tiger Head Gang headquarters.
Hearing that the Flying Wolf Gang asked the senior brother to go out by name at the door, the senior brother went out very cooperatively. "Come on! The bald tiger is here! "The elder brother appeared, and the momentum was extraordinary!
The Flying Wolf Gang only felt a strong light entering their eyes, shaking their eyes and making them dare not look directly!
"Oops!" "Oops!" "Oops!" Everyone covered their eyes with their hands to ward off the dazzling bright light.
"Hey, hey! I'm afraid of me before I make a move! The senior brother thought triumphantly, and smeared another layer of "bright wax" on his head.
"It's so glaring to have such a bright bald head!" The Flying Wolf Gang found a weapon to resist the bright light-sunglasses, resisting the strong light reflected from the senior brother's bald head, and complained dissatisfiedly.
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"I'm Jia Xuefeng, the leader of the Flying Wolf Gang!" Gang Leader Jia introduced himself and punched at the senior brother.
The senior brother hurriedly blocked it, and at the same time said in surprise: "What a thunderbolt! ”
It was the first time that the senior brother had encountered a female hooligan, and he couldn't help but be a little surprised. However, when it was time to fight, the senior brother still wouldn't be soft, and had a lively fight with Jia Xuefeng's "ping pong".
"I knew it was fake as soon as I touched it!" Halfway through the fight, the senior brother suddenly said with a look of understanding.
“!” Jia Xuefeng's face changed suddenly when he heard this, and he stopped fighting, covered his face with his hands and said aggrievedly: "You are so bad!" No man has ever dared to say it's a fake! ”
Seeing that their gang leader was being "bullied", the Flying Wolf Gang members rolled up their sleeves and stepped forward, ready to find trouble with the senior brother.
"I mean, her hood is a fake wolf skin!" Seeing that the situation was not good, the senior brother hurriedly clarified.
"Whew!" Jia Xuefeng breathed a sigh of relief, covered his chest and said embarrassedly: "I thought you were talking about my breasts!" ”
Big Brother: I'm down!
Flying Wolf Gang: "......" It turns out that the leader of the Flying Wolf Gang is also an unobtrusive person!
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Jia Xuefeng, the leader of the Flying Wolf Gang, personally tried to test it, and found that the strength of the senior brother was really super strong as rumored, and he was a very superb thug, so he said temptingly: "The Mixed Tiger Head Gang has no future, come over to the Flying Wolf Gang!" ”
"This gang leader is just going to poach! Do you understand? Jia Xuefeng said, and reached out ambiguously and patted the senior brother's strong chest.
Senior Brother swallowed and asked, "Really...... Really want to dig? ”
"Hmm!" Jia Xuefeng nodded and said.
Then, I saw the senior brother sitting on the ground, grabbed one of Jia Xuefeng's feet with lightning speed, took off his shoes and dug it up on the soles of others' feet.
The senior brother said while digging: "Black, the quirks of Taoist characters are real! This love 'digs feet'! ”
"Hahaha......" Jia Xuefeng couldn't stop laughing wildly at the sky! No, it's so itchy, I can't stand it! (To be continued.) )