Chapter 280: The Bear Child Smashes Lao Tzu's Snowman with a Stick! (Two more!) ~)
When I went home, I was inevitably nagged by Su Rong for a while, and after explaining the ins and outs to her, Su Rong was a little confused, and after being stunned for a few seconds, she became a little angry, "This Ye Yiyi, neurotic, and your roommate, are you too stupid, can you be dragged to find it?" You can believe it, it's really a pig brain. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Count me down, "Hey, is it an emergency, no one can do anything, isn't it the end of the two of them still together, the matter is resolved satisfactorily, isn't this over?" ”
"You, you, it all makes sense, running out at night to be busy for others, really, taking up my time!" Su Rong snorted angrily.
"Oh, how can it take up your time, I'm not afraid of freezing my baby wife, so I'll let you be at home, isn't it, it's just right, so that you have a free time to rest..."
"Rest your size, don't rest at night! Hurry up and take a shower! ”
"Hey, didn't I just wash it..."
"The people who came back from the hospital still said so much, go wash it!" Su Rong pushed me into the room, and Wan'er stuck out her little tongue at me.
When I came out of the bathroom, I naturally had to accept Su Rong's gentle baptism to the bones, hugged me tightly on the bed, and muttered over and over again, asking me to accompany her early next time
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The weekend time was quite comfortable, the next day I slept until three poles in the morning, went out and found that the snow had stopped, and then I had to pull Su Rong Qin Wan to build a snowman, "What kind of snowman are you going to build early in the morning, are you a child?" ”
"Oh Rong Rong Rong Rong, I haven't built a snowman in six, seven, eight or nine years, so come with me and appreciate my skills in building a snowman."
Su Rong couldn't help being kissed by me, so she got up lazily, and accompanied me downstairs with Wan'er, in the process of building a snowman, I accidentally reversed it, and my head was bigger than my body, just like the eldest son.
"Hahaha, Brother Ye, you're a ghost!"
"People can't help it when they're stupid, haha." Su Rong and Qin Wan naturally laughed at me, "I'm calling this art, okay, art!" Light-headed, the expression is an indictment of the deformed values of people in the current society..."
Just as I was about to pretend to be round, Roger called me, "Hey, Night, Brother Night, hehe, thank you so much." ”
", Roger, listen to your voice, it's full of spring, it's okay!"
"That's a must, I've heard, a suite of more than 2,000 yuan a night, NND, can't be used well, it's worth the ticket price."
"Saying goodbye to your virginity yesterday? Several times? I smiled a slightly lewd smile.
"It has to be seven times a night."
"If I step on a horse, you can blow it, why don't you say that your golden gun will never fall?"
"Hahaha, will I die if I blow it?"
"Ye Yiyi, why didn't you hear her voice."
"She's still sleeping, this little lazy pig, Brother Night, when I go back, I must give you the 2,000 yuan and the hospital's treatment fee, all paid by Qin Wan, I'm so embarrassed." Roger said firmly.
"What are you doing here? It's all brothers, they don't exist, I am also satisfied to see that you and Ye Yiyi can be so complete, although this product was quite excessive before, but don't care too much. ”
"I don't care, I don't care, my girlfriend has something to care about, I told me yesterday that she was in the bedroom at the beginning, thinking I could hear it, but I didn't expect me to really look for it, and then in front of her roommate, to save face, and I was afraid that I thought she had lied to us, so I wanted to lie, hey..."
"There are always flaws in lies."
"Yes, in the end, it's still me who has been on it for a while, I've been mainly with Yiyi recently, and there has been no actual progress, just holding hands, not kissing, being said like this, I'm very excited, or pit my brother in the bedroom, I'm really embarrassed."
"Then you have to have a meal at that time, the Northeast cuisine is full of tables, okay, bring your Ye Yiyi over too." I smiled.
"Okay, find a time, next weekend, we just finished playing the basketball game with D University and Z University, how can we invite you to eat Northeast cuisine, a little more high-grade!" Roger said.
"That's okay, but don't be too extravagant and wasteful, Ye Yiyi is a master who can spend money, and having a girlfriend is no better than a single nobleman." "Well, it's good for her, why don't you find a part-time job when the time comes, or ask the family more."
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Talking to Roger again, continue to build my snowman, Qin Wan and Su Rong are still watching from the sidelines, I asked them not to interfere, don't interrupt my artistic train of thought, this kind of sun rises again, there is still snow on the ground, and many parents in the community are happy to take their children out to play.
Qin Wan and Su Rong didn't intend to interfere, so they just watched me messing around there alone.
Hey, it's really fun to play in the snow, the snow in our house is like shredded paper, and the sun melts away, how can it be like Hangzhou now, there is still such a thick layer of snow?
I finally got fixed, I didn't let the big head son develop freely, but chose to keep adding snow to the bottom of him, and finally made a normal snowman, found two branches to make hands, and picked out two eyes with my hands, although it looked a little strange, it was the nose, there were no carrots nearby, I couldn't snatch the carrots from the noses of those little children's snowmen, so let's just leave it.
"Hmph, I'm really a genius." I crossed my waist and laughed.
"It's so ugly." Su Rong fell on me and laughed for a long time, and Qin Wan couldn't help laughing, "Is it that funny?" ”
The main reason is that these two eyes are not very symmetrical, and the eye sockets are deep, it looks a little ghostly, and the branches are also inserted one high and one low, although subjectively I think it is perfect, but objectively speaking, this horse is a fool snowman!
Just when I was thinking about how to improve, I heard a voice in my ear, "Where did the demon come from, eat my grandson!" "I saw a little child, wearing the mask of the Monkey King, waving a golden hoop stick, rushing over with a thunderous posture, and directly smashed my snowman on the spot, and most of his head was smashed in an instant.
"!!??" At that time, I was dumbfounded, this little kid, after breaking my snowman, walked up to me quite proudly, "Watch me Monkey King slay demons." ”
"I'll get rid of you!" I became popular as soon as I boarded, and I had been piling up a snowman for half an hour on this horse, and I would smash it. "Oh, Brother Night, don't you be like a child." Qin Wan said with a smile.
"No, I want him to know today what is the Five Finger Mountain of the Buddha!"
"Come on, you're chasing me!" The little boy was still wielding a golden rod to escape, and I grabbed his pants with a lunge, and the thing struggled desperately, and the pants were exposed, kicking and kicking his legs.
"Bear child, do you know that you are wrong, and you are the Monkey King, I worked hard to build a snowman, and you smashed it for me?" Then I took off the mask of this little hairy child, he looked quite delicate, the little boy was a very delicate kind, his eyes were big and bright, the corners of his mouth were still upturned, and he looked at me quite unconvinced, "I'm all the same..." ”
I threw him up directly, and then caught it steadily, this is my dad's favorite thing to do when I was a child, it was fun and exciting, every time I thought I was going to fall on the butt, and I was naturally scared at first.
This bear child was also stupid by my trick, and directly cried. (To be continued.) )