Chapter 23: Eight Honors and Eight Shames
Without thinking about it, you can know what they are gossiping, Jiang Xiaofei hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, I've already thanked you." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 Info senior, didn't you just say that your head is still a little dizzy? Then go back and rest! You still have classes this morning, senior, so you can't do it if you don't have energy. ”
Hearing this, Situ Youheng's eyes lit up suddenly, and then his face rippled, and he said happily: "Ah, I didn't expect you to know that I still have class this morning!" I'm so happy to pay so much attention to me! ”
Jiang Xiaofei: "......" No, I just said it casually, so I didn't pay special attention to you! Don't put gold on your face anymore! It's unbearable, you know?!
"Huh." Jiang Xiaofei smiled awkwardly, and was about to find an excuse to get rid of this arrogant ghost and pestering spirit, when he heard the other party say enthusiastically:
"Senior sister, let's have breakfast together! I deliberately went to Xu Ji in Xidaemun to queue up to buy beef noodles, which are fragrant and spicy, and the toppings are sufficient, guaranteed to meet your appetite! As he spoke, Situ Youheng turned sideways and pointed to the casual small square table not far away.
On the table, two bowls of beef noodles in a packing box were half-open, and white steam was bubbling upwards, and when the breeze blew, a strong fragrance took advantage of the situation, which made Jiang Xiao's greedy worm move, and almost took a bite.
Fortunately, Jiang Xiaofei suddenly remembered that she accidentally ate a bad stomach yesterday, and now she is just a little better to eat and drink white porridge. The beef noodles are delicious, but there is chili oil in them, and there is a lot of it, if Jiang Xiaofei dares to eat it, he will immediately have to run all the way to the toilet!
What a waste of time!
Jiang Xiaofei still has a lot of things to do today, time is precious, so don't joke about your body.
"No, no." Jiang Xiaofei gritted her teeth and refused with difficulty, twisting her head to the side and not daring to look at it again, for fear that she would not be able to help but rush over, "I appreciate your kindness, senior, but I don't want to eat beef noodles today." ”
It's too painful to see that you can't eat Shenma!
It's all to blame Situ Youheng! Come and say thank you, what kind of beef noodles to buy! And I bought the spicy beef noodles that are fragrant for ten miles! Isn't this deliberately greedy? I want to beat him up!
"Could it be that Senior Situ and I are in conflict? Otherwise, why would I be unlucky when I meet him? Jiang Xiaofei couldn't help but think of it suspiciously, only feeling a burst of boredom in her heart.
And Situ Youheng, who was rejected by Jiang Xiaofei, stared at him in disbelief.
"That's not right! Obviously, the scarlet school girl likes to eat beef noodles very much! And according to my observation, when the scarlet school girl was eating noodles, at least five out of ten times she bought beef noodles! Besides, Xu Ji's beef noodles taste much more authentic than those made in the school cafeteria, which should be more satisfying to the scarlet schoolgirl, why do you suddenly not want to eat beef noodles? Situ Youheng blinked, puzzled.
"Ahh Is it because the price of Xu Ji's beef noodles is half more expensive than that sold in the canteen, and the scarlet school girl is embarrassed to take advantage of me, so she will refuse me? The more he thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case, Situ Youheng's eyes looked at Jiang Xiaoshou more gently, "Don't be greedy, what a noble and excellent character this is!" In the future, our children will definitely be able to teach well! ……”
Jiang Xiaofei: "......" has a black line.
It's that expression again! This guy has made up some mess in his brain! I can't stand it!
"Senior? Senior! Jiang Xiaofei couldn't help but raise his voice and said, so that Situ Youheng, who didn't know where he had gone, would come back to his senses.
The curious and teasing gazes of the passers-by around really make people feel irritable! was already uncomfortable because of diarrhea, but now Jiang Xiaofei felt even more uncomfortable, and when he looked at Situ Youheng, he couldn't help but show a fierce light in his eyes!
Situ Youheng suddenly felt a chill down his spine, and he was so startled that he suddenly came back from the outside of the sky.
looked left and right, but did not find anything suspicious, which really made him wonder for a while, but he was quickly left behind by Situ Youheng, and chose to focus on Jiang Xiaofei.
"Oh, I'm sorry to get distracted. Sister, you don't want to eat beef noodles today, what do you want to eat? It's so cold, and the canteen is quite far away, so why don't you go back to the dormitory first, and I'll help you buy what you want to eat! Situ Youheng did not give up after being rejected, and cleverly chose to fight in a roundabout way, vowing to get the opportunity to interact closely with Jiang Xiaofei.
Jiang Xiaofei was speechless for a while, only feeling that this guy in front of her was really annoying!
"Hehe, no, I'll just walk over by myself, just think I'm exercising." Jiang Xiaofei politely refused and said, "Thank you for your kindness, I understand, really." ”
was rejected again, Situ Youheng couldn't help but be a little anxious, and opened his mouth to say something more: "I ......"
"That's right, senior!" Jiang Xiaofei deliberately raised his voice and suppressed Situ Youheng's words, "It's been a long time since your two bowls of beef noodles came out of the pot, right?" If you don't eat it again, the noodles will be lumpy, which will affect the taste, which is a pity! ”
"Oh, let the noodles clump when they clump." Situ Youheng said indifferently, shrugged his shoulders, it was just two bowls of beef noodles, it was really nothing to him, "It's not delicious, then just throw it ......"
"What?!" Jiang Xiaofei's eyes widened, and Situ Youheng was so frightened that he immediately swallowed back all the words that he didn't have time to say later.
"Thrown?!" Jiang Xiaofei only felt that her heart was on fire, and she couldn't help but raise her eyebrows and ask Situ Youheng angrily, "Just because the taste is not good, you are going to throw away the two bowls of noodles?" You are wasting food, do you know it! How can this be! ”
"Huh?" Situ Youheng's face was sluggish, and after reacting, he hurriedly shook his head, and said with a smile, "No, no!" How could it be! I didn't waste food! It's a shame to waste food! The Eight Honors and Eight Shames have all said so! Don't worry, senior sister, I'll eat both bowls of noodles in a while, and there will be no waste! ”
"Well, that's pretty much it." Jiang Xiaofei felt a little satisfied, nodded, and then found another question, "Huh?" Wait, is there such a thing as wasting food in the Eight Honors and Eight Shames? How do I not remember there was? ”
"Yes!" Situ Youheng cut the railway, "Just the last sentence: 'Shame on arrogance and lasciviousness'!" Luxury: Luxury, wasting food is also a kind of luxury! ”
"Well, it makes sense to hear you say that!" Jiang Xiaofei was embarrassed and had a divine way, and suddenly felt that this annoying guy was unexpectedly witty!