Chapter 23: My Roommate Can't Be So Obscene (Second Update~)

"It's really beautiful, I give it a 9!" Xinghejun smashed his mouth, "It's like piercing the dimensional wall, I seem to see Emilia appear in front of me." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”

"I'm sorry, I'm from the Rem Party!" I got closer to Xinghe-kun in an instant, and after the two of us discussed the plot from scratch for a while in 'rationality', and when it came to which was better, Rem or Emilia Carbon, it was time to fight. was interrupted by Roger, "Back to the point, Jiang Ye, your girlfriend is really okay, you kid doesn't look like a rich and handsome, how did you treat a goddess-level girl so obediently?" ”

"This, that..." I'm a little bit hard to ride a tiger at this time, saying it's my sister, I don't feel good, and with her intimate actions, these guys will think I'm more perverted.

"I see, hehe." Roger suddenly laughed obscenely, I have to say that if Roger was serious, he would still look like a human, but when he smiled, NND was simply more obscene than me, "Chang Yu! ”

"What do you mean?" I was a little confused, and suddenly I started talking about history.

"Qin Shi Huang's biological mother, Zhao Ji, hehe, don't you particularly favor that fake eunuch named Chang Yu, do you know why?"

"Because it's too big? Doing a lot of kung fu in bed? Liu Jin suddenly burst out.

"Correct explanation, the legend is that the thin guy is quite big, I guess it is..."

"It's your sister, dirty, is it okay for Lao Tzu to still be a virgin!" I watched Roger and Liu Jin talk more and more outrageously, so I quickly stopped.

"Okay, hehe, it's too much, in fact, I think it should be a childhood sweetheart, it seems that she knows a lot about your living habits." Roger's conjecture fits the lie I'm about to tell.

"Yes, we have known each other since we were very young, and our parents have a good relationship."

"Sure enough, hey, unlike me, NND has lived so long that he hasn't spoken to his neighbors except to borrow something." Roger sighed.

"The neighbors are quite distant now, but in Hujian, many places are lived together by a big family." Liu Jin spoke quite in a tone, and I nodded, "It's okay in the evening, let's have a meal together." ”

I feel that these brothers are also quite casual and easy to get along with.

"Okay, I've looked at the prices of small restaurants nearby, but I haven't eaten any, so I don't know which one tastes better." There was a shrewd glint in Roger's eyes.

"It doesn't matter if it's a little more or less, the important thing is to eat better, by the way, don't go to that x Ji noodle restaurant, I put a little too much MSG, and I'm sick to death." Liu Jin expressed his opinion.

"I can eat anything, you can just watch it!" Xinghe-kun didn't have too many ideas.

"Look at it when you go out to eat, by the way, the boys in our class don't feel much, otherwise they all shout together?" I asked.

"There are still two who haven't arrived, and the first acquaintance in my dormitory is ha, there are a total of 10 boys and 42 girls in our class." This ratio is quite impressive, 4:1.

"That's a lot, aren't you looking for it casually?" I said with a smile.

"I've seen it, with Xinghejun, I stayed there for almost two hours, and if I have a perfect score of ten, there are very few of them with a score of 6 or more."

"After all, I was admitted in a cultural class, and the score is not low, and there are not many girls who study well and are good-looking." Xinghe-kun sighed.

"That Jiang Ye's girlfriend is Z big, but she is more than 70 points higher than us."

"This is the best in a hundred, but Brother Jiang and her childhood sweetheart, no wonder, it is estimated that it is a long-term relationship, and ordinary people can't envy it." Roger sighed.

"Okay, you group of color embryos, when the time comes, my girlfriend will have a beautiful one, introduce you to you, friendship?"

"Don't be, Z big girls, even fewer beauties, your girlfriend's level, tsk, I don't have this level to control, let alone think about it, it's not a level, let's pay more attention to the girls in the College of Arts and the School of Design and Art, and there are a few in our class that can be discovered." Roger had already had his own plans.

"I think you should be cautious when you fall in love, and I advocate platonic spiritual love more." Liu Jin's eyes were deep, and I felt that Brother Jin's figure had become taller.

"Hehe, it's good that I have my two-dimensional wife." Xinghe looked at his figures with soft eyes.

"It's disgusting!" The three of us said in unison.

"Your sister, Brother Night, aren't you also a dead house, oh no, you're a current person with a girlfriend, and you betrayed the FFF group! And it's the Rem Party! "I'm running out of books in Xinghe's mouth.

"Yes, it's heartbreaking, I have to invite you for this meal at night!" Roger said categorically.

"No, I'm poor..."

"What's wrong with having a girlfriend, even if you are poor, spiritually, you are incomparably rich!" Liu Jin's words were finalized, and I said helplessly, okay.

Thinking that it wouldn't be too expensive, packing up, Liu Jin said again, "Brother Jiang, remember to do it, there are not many people today, but there will be more people tomorrow." ”

"That broadband is really TM pit, it costs more than 500 yuan a year! A little distressed! Roger began to complain, "Hey, don't say it, I didn't bring a futon or anything, I bought a school, it cost me more than 200 yuan, a very frustrating quilt." Xinghe-kun pointed to his bed, which was pure blue and looked a little more plain.

"Hey, there's no way, after all, schools, many of them are monopolies, let's do one broadband, by the way, I have to rush down the cost of the school number, then I'll go out first, and I'll come to you later?"

"Let's go together, I'll be familiar with the school again, and find out if there is a suitable girl." Roger's gaze began to burn.

"Go ahead, I'll read the book, it's a little difficult to move after tidying things up, call me when you eat." The fat brothers are quite afraid of the heat, and I quite understand this, so I, Xinghe, and Roger went out.

When I was handling any broadband and rushing the mobile phone bill, Roger's eyes were spinning, and there were words in his mouth, and there were still so many girls at the door, and we seemed to be standing at the entrance of the river.

There are indeed a lot of beautiful girls, "I can have 8 points when I see two!" "I saw three." Xinghe and Roger exchanged information quickly.

"There are still a lot of girls who design art." Roger is like a seasoned trendsetter, able to quickly find out which house the girl belongs to.

When I was completely done and ready to go back, Roger was still a little unsatisfied, "The sea is crossing, and the true colors of the hero are shown!" ”

"Roger, you really think of this as a battlefield!" I patted the shoulder of this thing, about 1.8 in height, and it really blew me up.

"I have this idea, but who knows what the future holds, by the way, do you play, the school gymnasium is open, you can go to play at night, don't blow or black, my basketball level is still quite good!" Roger's eyes flashed with confidence, and this confidence was like telling me to the rookie that my badminton level was average.

"I play badminton..."

"That's okay, what about you, Xinghe-kun?"

"I'm going back to the dormitory.,It's a new update! There are still a few anime to make up. "Xinghejun is obviously not very interested in this kind of sport.

"Brother Jin... Forget it, you go to play badminton that night, I'll play basketball, anyway, the computer can't get online, let's go to the gym together! "Roger made a shooting pose, my knowledge of basketball is quite limited, nodded, fortunately I brought a racket, I don't know if there are many masters here.

"Then let's go back first, I'm a little dazed by the sun, go and blow the cold wind." Roger seemed to feel the disdainful gazes of a few girls on the road, and some of them couldn't stand it, and the three of us went back to the dormitory, and each blew for a while.

Xinghe, a native of Ancheng, his parents have invested in a small steel factory, and his living standard is not bad. Roger, a Shaoxing water town, a demolition household, and the family conditions are also quite good, but this guy said that he inherited his mother's careful calculation and calculation, cough cough, and it is okay to face his own shortcomings. As for Liu Jin, a native of Quanzhou, he casually introduced us to his relatives, who used to smuggle things to HK, self-made, quite old, his father is an accountant, and his mother is the owner of a small factory, "My God, Boss Liu, it is necessary." Roger quickly gave Brother Jin a nickname.

"Jiang Dahang, Dead Mansion River, Boss Liu, Qi is alive!" Roger's goods, the level of nicknames is okay, "What about your own?" ”

"Shuaijie!"

"Get out!" This time it's the turn of the three of us to speak in unison, "Lewd Jie", "Sullen Jie", "**Jie". "The three of us gave Roger the same name.

"You, hey, is this jealous of my handsomeness, unwilling to face the reality..." While justifying, Roger finally accepted his new nickname in our rounds of sullen, obscene, and ** bombing...

The time of blowing always flies, and a few people in our bedroom went to the Northeast restaurant outside to rub it at night, why is it Northeast cuisine, mainly because I and Xinghe and Roger don't like spicy food, but the taste is not so light, and considering the amount of food of Boss Liu, we chose this one.

We sat together again and chatted with each other for a while, and many freshmen and freshmen also came here to have their first dinner to enhance the friendship in the dormitory.

When it was time to settle the bill at the end, I was ready to pay for a treat, but the other three still waved their hands and said forget it, and in the end I couldn't resist Brother Jin and them, so I was still AA.

The evening breeze blew the street trees on the side of the street, and the four of us quickly became one, Roger began to introduce his love history in junior high school and high school, after I listened, I felt that this product could publish a few books, "My school girl girlfriend", "My little sister girlfriend", "My childhood friend and I romance." ”

"Sullen Jie, you said you are so good at editing, why don't you become an Internet writer??! I almost believed it! I laughed and cursed, and everyone laughed along.

"NND, what I said is true, okay, I don't even believe it!" Roger swore an oath, but was taunted by the three of us.