Yang Tianyou beat Zhang Zhiyong! And Yang Tianyou was not injured at all!

This is another shocking news!

Yong'an Town, who doesn't know what kind of goods Zhang Zhiyong is, how can he go to Liangshan without three thirds? In addition to the music café in Jinheqi, there is also the KTV opened by Zhang Zhiyong, which shows that Zhang Zhiyong is actually very influential in Yongan Town. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

But he was beaten, and Yang Tianyou broke the bridge of his nose, and by the way, he also knocked out his front teeth, which is strong enough, and what surprised everyone even more was that in the handling of this matter, not only the two presidents of the driver association stood on Yang Tianyou's side, but even Director Qiu of the police station seemed to be helping Yang Tianyou speak.

So the heroic deeds of Yang Tianyou's "drunken beating loyal brother" began to spread throughout the town, and by the way, Yang Tianyou also fabricated some unwarranted life experiences.

Some people say that Yang Tianyou's uncle presided over the work of the county party committee.

Some say that Yang Tianyou's father now works at the central government.

Some people say that Yang Tianyou's third uncle works in the compound of the provincial party committee.

Some people say that Yang Tianyou is a close relative of Hu Yaotian, director of the county public security bureau.

What's even more exaggerated is that some people say that Yang Tianyou is the illegitimate son of the head of the Central Committee.

……

Yang Tianyou was plastered with gold on his face, he didn't care, he didn't admit it, he didn't justify, everything seemed to have nothing to do with him.

In the next few days, Yang Tianyou was as usual with nothing to do, and seemed to be still idle, but there was obviously less time to play cards, and sometimes he hid upstairs with Niu Wazi all day long.

However, Xiang Yanming finally believed Yang Tianyou's words, and began to prepare money, he said that he would raise 200,000 yuan, and the rest of the money would be raised by Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi.

……

"My grass, Brother Tian, this woman has a mole on her buttocks!"

"Neurotic, I've seen it a long time ago, what's all the fuss about?"

"But I only found out today, strange, why didn't I pay attention before?"

"Of course you're not paying attention, your attention is all drawn to her!"

"Nonsense! Her breasts are on par with Lao Tzu, what do I look at, I'm looking there, quack! ”

"You rascal, uneducated rascal!"

……

In Yang Tianyou's living room, Niu Wazi and Yang Tianyou were staring at the computer screen with relish, needless to say, what was being shown now was the kung fu movie of Director Qin and the big-ass woman.

There are too many scenes like this these days, since the two of them have this video, they almost forget to sleep and eat, and they have forgotten about playing mahjong, the first pleasure in life, and they have been studying these videos all day long.

Niu Wazi has gone mad, a few days later, the spirit of people is not as good as before, this shameless guy, Yang Tianyou's newly bought napkin is almost used up, Yang Tianyou is also quite speechless and depressed, but Niu Wazi is good at this, Yang Tianyou does not reject this, so he is too lazy to say, anyway, it doesn't work, in other things, Niu Wazi listens to him, but once he watches the disc, Niu Wazi is a typical guy with no humanity of the opposite sex, what brothers, what feelings, all have to stand aside, In his own words, whoever dares to destroy his elegance, he is not recognized by the king of heaven.

And Niu Wazi is also very bold, he has no scruples in front of Yang Tianyou, and often takes off his pants in front of Yang Tianyou, which makes Yang Tianyou want to kick him into a yang-wilt, and Yang Tianyou feels that he is still very reserved and qualified, at least, every time he goes on a date with the fifth girl, he will hide in the toilet alone, or wait for Niu Wazi to go home at night, and he will do it secretly alone.

Even if Niu Wazi has the courage to go home on time every night, as for whether he has "handed in his homework" to the pony in bed, Yang Tianyou is quite skeptical, although Niu Wazi has not died in the past few days, it is not far from such a realm.

……

Early in the morning, Niu Wazi ran to Yang Tianyou's house, carrying a bag of xiaolongbao and a carton of milk, Yang Tianyou was still sleeping, and was called up by Niu Wazi, Yang Tianyou simply didn't sleep, sat on the sofa and ate breakfast, and Niu Wazi ran to the computer on the side, his eyes lit up, and he couldn't wait to turn on the computer, Yang Tianyou secretly glanced at it, and quietly plugged his ears with two lumps of cotton flowers.

Niu Wazi turned on the computer and noticed Yang Tianyou's movements, feeling a little inexplicable, and asked curiously: "Brother Tian, what are you doing here?" ”

"Safety!" Yang Tianyou sat next to him again.

Niu Wazi didn't have time to deal with Yang Tianyou, so she wanted to click on the videos that she had watched countless times in the past few days, but she didn't find it, and she had some plots for a while, so she frowned and asked, "Brother Tian, what about the video?" Quack, you're not going to hide again, are you? ”

"I deleted it!" Yang Tianyou said carefully.

"What!" Niu Wazi really jumped up from the sofa as Yang Tianyou expected, the sound was amazing, it is estimated that the upstairs and downstairs neighbors were woken up, and pounced on Yang Tianyou's body, and choked Yang Tianyou's neck, Niu Wazi's eyes were blank, but he was panting heavily, and asked loudly: "Did you really delete it?" You really deleted it?! ”

Although Yang Tianyou had been prepared, he was still frightened by Niu Wazi's "tenor" and squirted out a mouthful of milk, the milky white milk crossed a beautiful arc and fell on the tea machine, before Yang Tianyou could react, Niu Wazi had already pressed him on the sofa, feeling that he was almost out of breath, Yang Tianyou's face turned red, kicked Niu Wazi away, turned over and climbed up, and said a little frightened across the sofa: "Don't touch me, you pervert!" ”

Niu Wazi asked with great grief and indignation: "Why? ”

Swallowing his saliva, Yang Tianyou said carefully: "What why?" ”

"Why are you hurting me so much? You know that it is my favorite, that is my spiritual food, why do you want to wean me? Niu Wazi looked like a resentful woman, staring at Yang Tianyou with great resentment, and said with sadness.

Burst! Yang Tianyou almost didn't spit it out, I'm grass, weaning? This metaphor is too lewd-, isn't it?

Yang Tianyou stared at Niu Wazi very seriously, and said: "Niu Wazi, my good brother, I am also for your good, like you look at it like this, I am afraid that you will make mistakes sooner or later, it is estimated that in a few days, you will go to Xiaopingxi to find the mother-in-law, if you make a crime of rape, it is okay, if you make a rape attempt, and then be cut off by someone, then you are embarrassed, it doesn't matter if you are ashamed, it doesn't matter if you are ashamed, what should your wife and your doll do?" You have to understand Brother Tian's good intentions! ”

"Whew!" Niu Wazi grinned and scolded: "You just hid it, you don't want me to see it, you just want to eat alone, you are not enough brother!" ”

"Neurotic!" Yang Tianyou saw that Niu Wazi had finally returned to normal, breathed a sigh of relief, continued to pick up a xiaolongbao and threw it into his mouth, and said: "Okay, if you don't believe it, find it yourself, if you find it, I'll give you 10,000, I said that it has been deleted, what I promised Director Qin, how can I talk and not count?" This thing can't be kept! ”

"I'm whoa, whoa, whoa!" Niu Wazi searched around on the computer, and finally sat on the sofa decadently, as if he had just been squeezed dry by a woman, and then he was not half angry, and complained depressedly: "If you have such a high quality, then you are not Yang Tianyou, your shamelessness, your scoundrel, your insidious cunning, others will not understand, but I understand too well, you are the king of obscenity!" ”

"Wow, wow, wow!" Yang Tianyou smiled exaggeratedly: "This title is not bad, well, not bad, it is finally stained with the king's anger!" ”

"Shameless!" Niu Wazi lay on the sofa dejectedly, smoked a cigarette, spit out a puff of smoke rings, and gritted his teeth and spit out two words.

Yang Tianyou threw the last xiaolongbao in his mouth, and then suddenly said, "By the way, why hasn't this Director Qin called us until now?" Has he forgotten about us? ”

"Who knows?" Niu Wazi rolled her eyes.

Yang Tianyou frowned and said, "Why don't you call him, and you can probe his tone?" ”

Niu Wazi was about to speak, but the phone rang first, and when he looked at the number, Niu Wazi suddenly came to his senses, sat up straight, his eyes lit up again, and said: "Hey, I really want to come to something, he actually called first, hehe." ”

"Pick it up!" Yang Tianyou was a little apprehensive in his heart and said directly.

Niu Wazi answered the phone, called Brother Qin, and then chatted a few words, hung up the phone, Niu Wazi stood up, snapped his fingers, and said: "It's done, let us go through the procedures in the morning to get the money, and say that we can get it done, but he said a lot of nonsense, in short, he was very troubled by our affairs, this matter is not easy to handle, probably like this." ”

Yang Tianyou also seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, wahaha laughed, ran to the toilet to wash up, and changed into the set of clothes that Feng Qingqing brought back, Yang Tianyou hummed a little song while brushing his teeth, humming his adaptation of "The Heart is Too Soft", but the content of the lyrics is a bit thunderous: Qi Mengxiang, Qi Mengxiang, when will you be able to undress me, it's easy to kiss you, it's not difficult to hug you, but you are so far away if you want to ......

"Brother Tian, what are you singing?" Niu Wazi suddenly appeared at the door of the toilet and asked with some curiosity.

"Sing your sister!" Yang Tianyou was startled and scolded casually.

"Brother Tian, you know I don't have a sister's ......" Niu Wazi rolled her eyes.

……

The two went to the credit union together, Director Qin was already waiting there, and when they met, Yang Tianyou was like seeing his own brother, Brother Qin called Brother Qin for a short time, but he didn't hold it and gnaw it again.

Director Qin first complained about his grievances, saying how difficult it was for him to do Yang Tianyou's things, and then he personally helped the two of them go through the formalities, Yang Tianyou had never taken out a loan, and he tossed for two hours, writing the application to press the fingerprint, filling in various forms to press the fingerprint, and finally he was confused anyway, and pressed it more than ten times in a mess, and his hand was almost swollen, but he pressed it very hard, thinking that he would be able to get his 600,000 yuan in a while, Yang Tianyou grinned happily.

Grandma's, Lao Tzu is about to become a millionaire!

Yang Tianyou was scared in his heart, so he didn't mention it.

Niu Wazi is also happy, ID card, household registration book are all used, sign for a while, copy for a while, until 11 o'clock at noon, finally all the formalities are completed.

Director Qin handed over the two passbooks and cards to Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi, frowned and said seriously: "Two brothers, this is not a joke, this is the country's money, you must settle the interest on time, don't make Brother Qin and me embarrassed, and also, this matter, generally don't be too public!" ”

"Can't say you borrowed from a credit union?" Yang Tianyou asked.

Director Qin couldn't cry or laugh: "It's not that I can't say it, it's just that when you say this, I'm embarrassed, this Yong'an person, you don't know, there are acquaintances everywhere, the relationship is complicated, I will lend you 600,000 yuan today, maybe someone else will borrow 6 million another day, I'm embarrassed!" ……”

After talking for half an hour, Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi's ears were about to become calloused, Director Qin didn't continue to speak, seeing that the smiles on Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi's faces disappeared, replaced by an impatient face, Director Qin didn't dare to go on anymore.

Your sister, is this man transgender, how can he be so nagging, and besides, Lao Tzu is about to fall asleep!

Finally able to go, Yang Tianyou complained in his heart, and didn't invite Director Qin to lunch anymore, he happily came out of Director Qin's office, and when he arrived outside the credit union, Yang Tianyou was excited, and said with a smile: "Niu Wazi, Lao Tzu has never been so rich, or let's go to the ATM to see, he won't lie to us, right?" ”

Although Niu Wazi only has 200,000 yuan, this is also a huge amount of money, and he also grinned: "Okay, good!" ”

The two went to the ATM together, Yang Tianyou inserted the card excitedly, entered the password and looked at it, and shouted: "I grass!" ”

Yang Tianyou's voice was very loud, and Niu Wazi hurried over to take a look, and also shouted: "I grass!" ”

"it!" Suddenly, a voice came from behind.

The two turned around.

Xiang Yanming also had a card in his hand, and was coming over, when he saw the amount of 600,000 yuan on the ATM, Xiang Yanming's face became a little weird, staring at Yang Tianyou and exclaiming: "I grass!" ”

The three of them shouted so exaggeratedly, which immediately caused some passers-by to stop, Yang Tianyou quickly took out the card, Niu Wazi inserted it again and checked, 200,000, not much at all, not much at all, and then inserted the card to Yan Ming to check, it was still 200,000.

Xiang Yanming smiled and said: "Dog, Yang Tianyou, are you okay, you can actually borrow so much money, and the one surnamed Qin is too much to give you face, so he is not afraid that you will run away with the money?" ”

Yang Tianyou laughed strangely: "Lao Tzu's character, leverage!" You don't have anything to say now, the money is enough now, when will you go to the brick factory? ”

"Okay, tomorrow, let's go to Qinglongzui Brick Factory together! I'll talk to the boss, and it's best to invite him out for dinner, and talk about things at the wine table! Xiang Yanming also said with a smile.

The three of them all laughed, but when it came to who had the most obscene smile, it was naturally Yang Tianyou first, Niu Wazi second, and Xiang Yanming third.

Looking at the passers-by who seemed to be coming and going, Yang Tianyou's body was straight, and he shouted in his heart: Ah, ah, Lao Tzu has a lot of money, Lao Tzu is a rich man!

(Brothers, now it doesn't seem to be very local, okay, I confess, this is the thing that is written about the old fish in this town, almost everything is true, upgrade the stream, now of course it is a small place to make a small fuss, Brother Tian will play a world sooner or later, everyone will also accompany the old fish together, play a piece of the world, okay?) Hehe, then be coquettish, smash the red tickets in your hand, if you have a reward, you will reward a few silvers, and there is no one to lift, a little dizzy, but everything is a floating cloud, collection is the king, collection collection, the later scene is relatively large, and the spread is relatively open, Brother Tian will step by step to the top, this is a realistic book, cough cough, there will be a little bit of exaggeration in the later stage... )