Chapter 26: The Crazy Lin Family
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The chef of Li Zhai maintained a consistently high level, Wu Yuwei had a great appetite for eating, praised it, and said casually: "Li Chen, I have thought about it, I will not marry anyone in this life, not even you, Dink, but you have to support me." ”
This sentence made Wu Jianbang and Sun Lan immediately prick up their ears, and their two pairs of eyes looked at Li Chen fiercely.
"Either marry or don't raise, you choose one" Because Li Chen saw that Wu Yuwei seemed to be a different person, she was much more cheerful, and she was also happy in her heart, so she casually teased without using her brain, mainly because she was used to talking about flowers in the past. didn't see it at all, as he said this, Wu Yuwei's parents' faces sank.
"If you don't get married, when this girl is lonely, you can come over." Wu Yuwei's big words made the chopsticks in Sun Lan's hand fall on the table, and even Li Chen looked at her dumbfounded.
"What kind of eyes? What's wrong, can't it? You men can mess with flowers and hug left and right, so I can't occasionally be lucky enough to have a little white face for men? Wu Yuwei looked like an eldest sister, patted Li Chen's shoulder, and looked like she was cheap.
"What did you study in Germany?" Wu Jianbang endured his anger, gently put the chopsticks on the table, and gently reprimanded Wu Yuwei with a dark face.
Li Chen evaluated it and felt that he would definitely not be able to do this. If his daughter spoke to a boy like this, it is estimated that the boy would have disappeared into the world long ago.
"Dad, what kind of fierce are you, I've figured it out in the past two years. Since I lived in the Li Mansion, the Wu family has been preaching everywhere that I have become someone else's mistress, and now who dares to ask me except Li Chen? But he already has a wife, and more importantly, I have a very good relationship with his wife, Sissi. I can't do the thing of robbing someone's husband, and I guess I can't do it, but the reputation of ** is not good, so I have to do it like this. ”
"No, you obediently find a good man to marry, before you get married, you and Li Chen can do whatever you want, but after you get married, you can't mess around." Just when Li Chen was embarrassed by Wu Yuwei's words, Wu Jianbang said the idea that he almost ran away from the door.
What is it to do with me, is there such a father?
If you want to marry another man after becoming my woman, make a joke of the universe!
"That's my decision, I'm going to make it clear when I come back this time." Wu Yuwei was like a father, and then said to Li Chen: "You are not allowed to worry about tricking me into bed in the future." ”
So, Sun Lan cried......
Wu Jianbang was furious......
Li Chen was speechless......
Sissi hid to the side and watched the joke......
Li Chen, who couldn't get advice, had an idea and sent a message to Li Yong. Then Li Yong appeared in the restaurant and said to Li Chen: "Chen Shao, the family is in a hurry!" ”
Like Li Chen, who heard the sound of heaven, he hurriedly said to Wu Yuwei's family, "I'm sorry!" "Deserted and fled.
Looking at Li Chen's embarrassed figure, Wu Yuwei smiled.
"Girl, what's wrong with you?" Sun Lan was already shocked by Wu Yuwei at this time, and looked at her daughter suspiciously. In the past two years, my daughter has changed too much. Those words just now, if the daughter of two years ago, would never have been able to say and unthink.
"It's nothing, I really thought it through, it's impossible to marry him, I can't accept sharing my husband with someone. Even though Sissi has said many times that she has no objection to me being his wife. But I really couldn't accept the fact that I had become someone else's concubine, so I had to do it. At least then I still have the courage to be by his side, otherwise I would have to hide far away, and that would be pitiful. A lover is better than a mistress! Wu Yuwei sighed, tears flowing.
"It's all my mother's fault, but you're ...... in your life"
Sun Lan couldn't stop crying when she heard this, and she didn't dare to oppose Wu Yuwei. Ever since her father told her what he saw Wu Yuwei look like when she was sick, she has been deeply blaming herself. Before coming to see their daughter today, the husband and wife reached an agreement: whatever the daughter wants to do? As long as she's happy, don't push her.
But Wu Yuwei's decision really made her feel sad, which woman doesn't want to have a good man as a lifelong dependence.
"Yuwei, don't be in a hurry to make a decision first, then think about it, and you also have to think about Li Chen's attitude. ...... like this, Wu Jianbang suppressed the anger in his heart and opened his mouth to persuade his daughter, but suddenly found that there was a problem with his statement, so he hurriedly stopped.
"Just deliver it yourself, huh?" Wu Yuwei didn't feel anything wrong, thought about it, and said to Wu Jianbang: "I haven't said how he saved me, in the past two years, I have asked my friends in China to send a lot of Taoist books and read, and the way it was at that time should be the double cultivation of knowledge and sea in the novel." That is, in the consciousness space, your daughter has long been his person, what is there to be embarrassed about. What's more, when he was on the island, he and his women never shied away from me in anything. It's all like this, what else is there to worry about? Not to mention that when I was ordered to seduce him before, there were some things that I blushed when I thought about it now. ”
As soon as the 4 words were ordered to seduce, Wu Jianbang sighed, lowered his head and stopped talking. His father even said that kind of command, what a woman would do to seduce a man, a fool knows.
"If you like it, it's fine! I'm sorry for you. Wu Jianbang squeezed out this sentence from between his teeth, felt his eyes astringent, and lowered his head anxiously.
"Okay, it's like parting with life and death, do you want to live here tonight?" Wu Yuwei saw her father's appearance and hurriedly diverted the topic.
"I'm going back, and your mother will stay with you for two days." Wu Jianbang deliberately left Sun Lan behind, and also hoped to give Wu Yuwei a buffer time. According to his life experience, people can do anything when they are impulsive, but unless the will is particularly strong, most things will turn around as long as they are slowed down.
Until Wu Jianbang left, Li Chen did not appear, but when Wu Yuwei sent Li Zhai, Li Yong came forward to send out the door instead of Li Chen.
"This is Li Chen's swimming pool, the first time I saw men and women doing that kind of thing here, the first time I saw a man's nakedness, and the first time I stood naked in front of a man, Li Chen has been very indulgent in this regard, but he has always respected my wishes, and he didn't even touch his hands. By the way, I acted recklessly, and when I was about to lose control of myself, I was messing with his woman. Shame on you! ”
"This is a private cinema, and we can see new foreign films."
"In the women's spa room here, under normal circumstances, there are only two people, me and Guan Jing. Sister Ling'er's massage technique is very good, but she likes to remove my hair, and the other hand is very bad......"
Being in the amusement house, Sun Lan didn't say anything for a long time. I know that Li Chen is rich, but the life of a rich person is really the first time I have seen it. Because Sun Lan thought more than once: Li Chen has so much money, how can he spend it? Now it seems that his world is really very measurable.
Back in Wu Yuwei's small courtyard, it can be seen that someone has been taking care of it all the time, and the room is warm, without a trace of uninhabited coldness. The full set of rosewood furniture makes all the rooms smell good, and it also makes people relax immediately after entering.
Wu Yuwei entered the bedroom, and nothing changed, everything was as if she had been living in it. It's just that there is an almost transparent girl carved from ocean-colored jade on the dresser, sitting naked on her knees, her chin on her knees, her eyes on her toes, looking thoughtful, and between her eyebrows is Wu Yuwei herself. This was carved by Li Chen one day unintentionally, and he felt very feeling, so he put it in her bedroom.
Sun Lan picked up the statue, it should be a very precious blue jadeite, revealing a pool of blue ocean light. But in her eyes, the focus is not on this material. Looking at a small looming scar on the thigh of the statue, Sun Lan sighed, and sure enough, her daughter's whole body was seen. Otherwise, how can such a small scar on such an intimate part accurately appear on the carving. Poor daughter .......
Just wanted to speak, a small phone in the room rang, Wu Yuwei went over and pressed it in a place above, it was Li Yong's respectful voice: Miss Yuwei, Chen Shao needs to leave the imperial capital for 1 day because of family urgency, and return tomorrow afternoon, because you have already rested, I didn't bother you, you just tell me something.
The black scorpion is about to give birth and has already entered the delivery room.
Li Chen is really gone, and at this moment he appeared in a private hospital in Bangkok. The black scorpion frantically cursed the viper's cry from the ward: Viper, you bastard, you hurt me to death, bastard! Liar, what is giving birth to a child is like poop, bastard......
Li Chen, Lin Yaomin, Carl, Guy, Yi Sishan, Mengzi, Ah Qiang...... Everyone has come here to witness the birth of the first and second generations of the Ried family in the true sense of the word. The originally festive people, after hearing the black scorpion's angry shouting and scolding, all lowered their heads strangely and laughed secretly. It's just that no one made fun of the poisonous snake, because the poisonous snake was standing at the door of the delivery room like an anxious cobra at this time, and there was an inexplicable low self-talk sound in his mouth, and even Li Chen, who was distracted, didn't know what the strange syllables from his mouth were talking about.
An hour had passed, and the scorpion's cry was still full of breath, but the viper couldn't hold it anymore. rushed directly to Li Chen, "Boss, please ......."
"...... me?" Li Chen pointed to his nose and begged me for what?
"You must have a way to get the child out quickly, I can't stand it"
"Didn't you say that a friend's wife should not be bullied?"
"Healer's parents' heart, boss, please"
Looking at the poisonous snake, Li Chen grinned, and his mental power quickly entered the delivery room at the same time. The black scorpion really had two children in its belly, but the two children seemed to be competing to be the boss at this time, and they didn't give in to each other, so the two little heads were crowded into the birth canal.
"Hehe, it's not good, I'll see, who's big and who's the elder brother, if you make trouble again, my mother will suffer." A gentle and kind voice made the two little babies who were still congenitally ignorant suddenly quiet. Li Chen carefully chose a fetus that looked bigger, wrapped him softly with mental power, and gently pulled him into the life channel, and then Li Chen withdrew his strength. Squeezing before birth is equivalent to giving the baby a full-body massage, which helps the meridians to unfold.
"Wow......"
"Wow...... less than a minute, the first sound of the two babies appeared in the world. And the ecstatic poisonous snake had already rushed into the delivery room, Sumeru, "Husband, really, all of a sudden, it was like pooping, and two things were pulled out." ”
Li Chen's facial muscles trembled frantically twice, teleported away, and then his crazy laughter came from outside.
Li Yaomin looked at the other people who were shaking all over, took out the phone, and dialed: "Dad, my brother has a ......."
"Bastard, what brother was born? You make it clear to Lao Tzu! General Lin Guangdong, who had never been aware, was trembling with anger from his unreliable eldest son, Lao Tzu was innocent all his life, and he had two sons.
"No, yes, my brother is born" came the son's almost crazy voice from the earpiece, and suddenly there was the cry of a baby. Wait, baby crying......
Lin Guangdong immediately realized what his son was talking about? Yaoqi ...... It must be Yaoqi who has a queen.
"My brother gave birth, how many, brother or sister? Why didn't you tell me in advance, I'm good...... Good to prepare gifts. At this time, I can only be extremely grateful to the language created by the ancestors of Huaguo, in a certain context, no one, even an idiot, will not misunderstand what Lin Guangdong wants to express, and at the same time, from his upside-down words, it conveys a strong sense of surprise, relief and helplessness.
It is difficult for a Chinese general to go abroad! This is also the reason why Li Chen and the others did not inform in advance after they discussed.
"We already knew, 2 sons, hahahaha, my brother and sister gave birth to you two sons in one go" Li Yaomin didn't know, as soon as these words came out, Carl, Yi Sishan, Qiangzi, Mengzi and others around him instantly rushed out of the waiting area like Li Chen, and the crazy laughter of everyone was heard from afar.
"Bastard, what are you talking about, it's a mess, it's my daughter-in-law who gave birth to two grandchildren, grandsons! Bastard, don't study well. Dad's angry and surprised voice rushed out of the microphone, as if he was about to roar at the W mobile phone in Lin Yaomin's hand.
Hearing this, Lin Yaomin suddenly felt as if he had been poured ice water on a dog day, and realized how inappropriate it was for him to speak just now. "Uh, Dad."
"Remember to send my grandson over. Grandma's, Yaoqi, this bastard can really do it, two of them, worthy of my species, by the way, greet Yaoqi's daughter-in-law for me, find time to come back, my daughter-in-law has never drunk tea. "Hearing my father say this, Lin Yaomin pouted, your cultural level is not good, what do you mean by being able to do it? You are so powerful, I didn't see you all of a sudden, let me give birth to my brother and I together.
"Chen Shao said, he wants to baptize his nephew in person, and I will bring the child back after it is over, it is a little inconvenient for my brother and daughter-in-law to enter the country, she has a special status."
"Li Chen made a baptism, okay, my Lin family is also going to be a genius. Xiao Jun of Xiao Ying's family, after being baptized by Li Chen, graduated with a doctorate at the age of 14, okay, thank Li Chen for me. What is the identity of your brother and daughter-in-law, and no bastard will get a Thai princess, right? ”
"Where do you want to go, my brother and daughter-in-law are big names in the dark night world, and the king of killers in the dark world - the demon queen, you can go to the general staff to check the information."
"It's okay, as long as he is the daughter-in-law of the Lin family, you and I will take care of everything. Hurry up and let them come back, I'll wait for my daughter-in-law's tea. Lin Guangdong was happy, laughed happily for a long time, smiled and laughed, suddenly stopped, and paused in mid-air.
Lin Yaomin faintly felt that his back began to feel cold, and he kept telling himself in his heart: calm, calm, coming.......
"By the way, your brother has given birth, what about you? I don't care if you get married or not, I don't care if you have a boy or a girl, hurry up and learn Yaoqi, and give Lao Tzu a whole twin, otherwise I will kneel and beg Li Chen, let him arrange ten or eight women for you, don't want to get out of bed if you don't have children, keep shooting if you can't die, live or die. Sure enough, there was a voice in the microphone that forced Suo Sun, and this time there were new tricks, whether he lived or died, he came out.
Lin Yaomin didn't dare to say anything, knowing that what he and his younger brother had done had deeply hurt his father, who had always been orthodox and old-fashioned, and he had been talking about cultivating three generations of the Lin family.
Say, close your eyes and listen. In other words: It's time to find a fixed woman, who?
Finally waiting for Lin Guandong to talk to me, Lin Yaomin suddenly thought of something: "Dad, don't worry about my children first, your brother's son is too busy for you, and you have many grandchildren." ”
"It's just twins, it's okay, your dad is fine!" Lin Guangdong didn't realize the meaning behind this sentence.
"That...... Dad, next week, next week, and at the end of the year, it is estimated that you will have grandchildren born every once in a while, and my brother has enlarged the bellies of more than a dozen girls, and the due date is basically in these months, oh, there will be 2 more at the beginning of next year. After Lin Yaomin finished speaking, he only heard the sound of his father's rapid breathing coming from the microphone, just like a bellows being pulled wildly.
For a long time, when Lin Yaomin was nervously waiting for the verdict to be announced, because he always thought that his traditional and old-fashioned father would inevitably scold Lin Yaoqi for doing so. But the voice came from the microphone: "Yaoqi's daughter-in-law is all Asian, right? ”
"There are no dark-skinned ones, and there are a few half-breed ones."
"Son, your father's salary is not enough to give red envelopes. You come out for me, and, look at your brother, although it is messy, but it will lay eggs, what about you, what ......about you", everything is unexpected, having many children and grandchildren is the highest blessing of the Chinese people. Where would the excited old general think that his son was messing around and violating the marriage law at this time! It is estimated that in his mind, the real Chinese tradition is to have many wives and children!
Haha, a dozen grandchildren!
The irrepressible excitement made General Lin forget everything for a while, but there was no one to tell, so he could only vent his excitement on Lin Yaomin. Li Yaoqi could only helplessly listen to his father's words of forced marriage and childbirth, helpless, the opposite was his own son.
Just when the Lin family's father and son were talking on the phone, Li Chen had already let the poisonous snake bring him into the black scorpion's ward. After greeting the black scorpion, which was still in good spirits, he lowered his head and carefully examined the bodies of the two babies.
It is worthy of being the offspring of two powerful warriors, with smooth veins and coordinated proportions throughout the body, and DNA, hehe, is a species of poisonous snake. Well, talented, Li Chen finally strangely withdrew his gaze from the crotches of the two babies.
There is also physique.
Li Chen cautiously probed his spiritual power into the two babies' sea of knowledge, the newborn's fragile sea of knowledge was like a little jelly, crystal clear and pure, as long as it was not like their bastard father.
Putting down the baby, Li Chen nodded to the two viper couples beside him who showed eager looks, "There is no problem with the child." If you don't have an opinion, let Yi Sishan send you to the place where the child is baptized. Family baptism is based on some ancient methods that are very helpful for the child's later development. It takes about 48 hours to finish the baptism. When you're done, you can choose to stay there for a while longer or come back here, the Imperial Capital, or my private island. Of course, General Lin was anxious to see his daughter-in-law and grandson. When the children are six years old, they will be sent to the family's school in Guizhou Province, so that they can receive a higher level of education from the family from an early age, and our world will eventually be handed over to them. ”
The earth baptism place of the Ried family is in Switzerland, and after Li Chen hollowed out a mountain, he arranged the Spirit Gathering Array and the Family Baptism Array.
The main role of the circle is to expand the baby's brain domain and nourish its body, so that it can have a body and a smart brain that is most conducive to cultivation at the beginning of its birth, and of course, the most important thing is to expand the baby's brain domain while instilling the subconscious of loyalty to the Ried family in the baby's sea of knowledge. As the first subconscious born in his ignorance, it is even juxtaposed with the kindness of his parents in the subconscious. In general, there is almost no betrayal.
Unless the Ricd family has done something that turns their backs on their parents, it creates a strong injustice. This is also the reason why after the baptism of the Rice Universe, it is necessary to arrange the Enlightenment Circle in the schools of the major planets, and further strengthen the sense of allegiance through uninterrupted consciousness indoctrination. Of course, in the army, government and other systems, there is also the subsequent consciousness that affects the existence of the magic circle, and can even make people extinguish all feelings, and only the empire and family are in their hearts. This has become a public thing in the Rice universe that everyone takes for granted.
Seeing off the Viper couple, Li Chen came to Silver Heart directly on the moon on the Ares of War through the shuttle ship.
Sissi, this girl, is too naughty, and she wants to beat hundreds of millions of military sticks. Thinking of this, Li Chen's long-standing body was already ready to move.
In the early morning of the silver heart, there was no pollution, a star was emitting heat from afar, and a thin morning mist shrouded a wooden pavilion in the back garden of Li Chen's palace, making the pavilion looming. An invisible force protected the pavilion, gently pushing the mist away, and the air flow flowed slowly, and the mist was ever-changing, as if in a fairyland.
Li Chen raised his head, took down Luo'er's hand tightly wrapped around his neck, put the feather dress on his chest and thighs, changed the posture of Yuyi and Ling'er, who were sleeping peacefully with their heads on their belly, and looked at Ping'er, Lu'er, Yue'er, Ina, and Yiya, who were already rolling on the carpet made of foreign beast fur at this time, still hugging each other, and shook his head, feeling a trace of aftertaste for the absurdity of yesterday and the enthusiasm of the women.
Gently imprinted a kiss on Sissi's forehead, the little girl frowned, didn't wake up, just hugged her hand and put it away, her lips moved a few times, and she didn't know what she dreamed of in her dream.
Lying back down, holding Sissi again with his hands, looking at the daily market report sent by Guy, watching the money in the account keep increasing, and rubbing the soft place on her chest unconsciously, Li Chen breathed a sigh of relief, this day is too happy.