readx;?“ You kid, don't you know the rules, isn't it worth a thousand gold coins to listen to a song from the girl like smoke? ”

"Isn't it just that the gold coins are not enough, it's not a big deal, be an attendant by my side, I will pay you this thousand gold coins, and give another 10,000 gold coins to the girl Ruyan." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"This kid is not interesting, such as a cigarette girl, do you want me to teach you a lesson."

……

Seeing that Miss Ruyan actually paid attention to this matter, countless people rushed to reprimand Lu Yu for her sense of existence, some directly began to show off their wealth, and some were ready to start helping Miss Ruyan teach Lu Yu a lesson.

"Wait, wait." A drop of cold sweat appeared on Lu Yu's forehead, "That's it, I'll make an IOU, and I promise to pay you back when the time comes." ”

[The anchor has become so bitter that he actually wants an IOU. 】

[Hey, sympathize with the anchor, I was actually played by Xuanyuan Lang, I just want to say, well done! ] 】

[Watching the anchor eat deflated, I have a cool word in my heart. 】

[Anchor, sell yourself, close your eyes, a few nights will pass......]

……

"No way!" The woman glanced at Lu Yu disdainfully and said.

Lu Yu's heart chuckled, and he was embarrassed now.

"Okay, Xiaohong, you go down." But it was like smoke and said. These words were undoubtedly like heaven in Lu Yu's ears at this time.

"I don't know what this son is called?" Ruyan asked.

"His name is Lu Yu." Before Lu Yu could answer, Xuanyuan Lang couldn't wait to say, and sold Lu Yu directly, Lu Yu made him unhappy, so he was interested in rectifying Lu Yu.

You wait for me, Lu Yu gave Xuanyuan Lang a look.

"It turned out to be Mr. Lu, the little woman is polite." Ruyan said, and then looked at Lu Yu with a smile. "It's not easy for a little girl to earn some living expenses, I don't think Lu Gongzi will definitely be deliberately repaying the debt, it's better to do things according to the rules."

Cost of living? Not easy? The corners of Lu Yu's eyes twitched.

"Rules? What rules? Lu Yu was stunned for a moment, and saw that someone had brought over the banner with Shanglian written on it outside.

"As long as Lu Gongzi can make the next link, then the debt you owe will be written off." Ruyan said.

Everyone looked at Lu Yu gloatingly, obviously not thinking that Lu Yu would be able to play the next link, and the outcome if he couldn't do it shouldn't be too good.

Huh-This is easy to do, Lu Yu's heart is relieved, there are so many literati and on my earth, and there is no need to be afraid of small couplets.

"This anchor urgently needs your help, may I ask which talent can match the next link?" Lu Yu stayed on the camera and said in the live broadcast room.

In his vision, there should be a bunch of people scrambling to help, and a small link can be matched in minutes.

However,

[Don't tell the anchor to make him eat deflated ......]

The first piece of news made Lu Yu chuckle in his heart.

[Oops, why is this uplink so difficult, my head hurts, I can't come out. 】

[Yes, I'm the same, there are such rare couplets in the other world, it's amazing......]

[Anchor, it's not that I don't help you, I really can't help you......]

[Anchor, it's better to ask for others than for yourself, sell your ass......]

……

"Hey, I said you kid can't do it, what are you pretending to ......"

"It's just, I won't just say it, and I'll show off something."

"Oh, I really thought he would, I scared me to death when I saw his pen just now......"

……

There was a boo......

Just now, Lu Yu was full of confidence, picked up the pen with confidence, and was ready to write a couplet, that momentum was definitely not pretended, but at the critical moment, there was a problem in the rear, and Lu Yu was going crazy.

"Ahem, let me think about it for a moment......" Lu Yu scratched his head and said.

"0 Red Moon 0? Factory manager piglet? Viscount Scorpio? Tyrant in the Emperor? Are you there? Lu Yu called out in the live broadcast room.

However, there was a sound of silence, and there was not even a bubbling.

It's a dog!

"Ding-"

A golden money bag landed at Lu Yu's feet, and there was a sound of gold coins colliding inside.

"If you can't come out, don't pretend, Young Master Ben will give you 10,000 gold coins." A boy in a brocade robe said that he had not spoken before, and looked at Lu Yu with contempt in his eyes.

With his legs split, he said playfully: "You first compensate Miss Ruyan, and then drill under my crotch, and the extra nine thousand gold coins will be considered as if I give it to you." ”

[Day dog! The tiger doesn't threaten you, I'm a sick cat! 】

【it!】 I just left for a while and dared to do this to the anchor, paralyzed! 】

[I want to step on the anchor to attract a girl like smoke, stinky and stupid x. ] 】

[0 Red Moon 0 has arrived, do it at any time - him! ] 】

[The factory director Piglet has arrived, do it at any time - him! ] 】

[Viscount Scorpio has arrived, do it at any time - him!] 】

[The tyrant of the emperor - haha, to my play, the anchor, the upper link is obviously that this girl who is like smoke hates herself as a daughter, and her heart is dull, we not only have to play a role in the lower link, but also play a role in enlightening her, the next link is ......]

[Wit, deep hidden. 】

[Admiration and admiration ......]

……

"What are you, I ......" Xuanyuan Lang couldn't bear it at all, he was just thinking about teasing Lu Yu, now that Lu Yu was insulted like this, how could he bear it? However, he was pulled back by Lu Yu.

"Mad dog barks, ignore it!"

Lu Yu stepped on the money bag, lifted the pen, and wrote on it: People used to be monks, and people can be called Buddhas?

This uplink is a satire that women are born slaves and slaves, but Lu Yu's lower link uses a rhetorical question, which not only shows the lower link, but also questions the affirmation of the upper link, pointing out that women are not necessarily born slaves and slaves.

Looking at Lu Yu's couplet, his eyes lit up, and he glanced at Lu Yu deeply, this couplet was made by her, corresponding to what she thought in her heart, it has been in the Drunken Immortal Building for a long time, and no one can come out of the right person, and even because this pair belittles women, it has caused a lot of sensation in the imperial capital, but there is still no one who can make the next couplet, and I can't imagine that it was really untied by Lu Yu.

"Thank you Lu Gongzi for clarifying your doubts." Ruyan actually bowed to Lu Yu Yingying, and at the same time as the pair came out, it also untied her heart knot.

Xuanyuan Lang immediately looked at Lu Yu with admiration, the boss is the boss, he is a cow in everything, he held his head high, and proudly followed behind Lu Yu.

"You're welcome, farewell!" Lu Yu said, and prepared to leave.

【it!】 Streamer, you're not just going to go. 】

[Anyway, you should teach that guy a lesson, it's really annoying.] 】

[That's it, slap in the face, anchor, your face is too light! ] 】

[Slap your face and give the anchor a diamond ring x50 - beg for a slap in the face, it's too bad. 】

[Favorite slap in the face and give the anchor a diamond ring x50 - the anchor don't really go, you must teach him a lesson! ] 】

……

"Wait! Didn't you just hear what Ben Gongzi said? ......However, just when Lu Yu wanted to leave, the boy stopped him again......

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