Chapter 294: Low-budget martial arts films
On Friday evening, after Chen Ming was relieved from his heavy studies, he logged in to the Stardust platform as usual, ready to watch the ghost animal video and relax. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"What the hell? Can't these up masters be a little innovative? It's the Three Kingdoms again, can it be a little new! ”
Looking at several ghost animal videos on the popularity list of the ghost animal area, Chen Ming muttered a few words depressedly, since the angel god left the stardust platform, the ghost animal area has become more and more powerless.
"Alas, let's go to station b to see if the angel god has been updated, the little angel is really, it's not appropriate to put a good ghost beast god, but if it's acting... I don't know that many people live on his ghost animal videos? ”
Chen Ming shook his head and sighed, counting that the angel god has not updated the ghost animal video for more than half a month, and even people have begun to rumor that the angel god Jiang Lang is exhausted, and he can't think of creativity, so he will run to act in some online drama.
Chen Ming naturally scoffed at this statement, in the past nearly a year, the angel god has proven his ability, how could he not come up with a creative idea.
That's the god who created the ghost animal all-star and saved the ghost animal world!
Of course, even if he comforted himself like this, Chen Ming was still a little worried, if these ghost animal ideas were separated, it would be enough for an up master to keep the fire for five to ten years, but the angel god took out all these ideas within a year.
Even Chen Ming, who is one of the fans, can't help but be a little worried about whether he will be unable to succeed.
Putting aside these annoying thoughts, Chen Ming quit the Stardust platform and logged in to Station B.
As soon as he entered, Chen Ming focused his attention on the attention column, looking forward to whether there would be a surprise...
Innocent little angel... Not updated;
Luoshui Tianyi... Not updated;
Autumn Cold... Not updated;
Stardust... Not updated;
King's Landing... Not updated;
......
Even if he had expected it, Chen Ming couldn't help but be very entangled.
What's going on today?
Everyone discussed it and stopped the change together?
"Forget it, let's look at something else."
Chen Ming had no choice but to turn his attention to the major lists of station B.
However, after seeing the large-size video recommendation on the homepage, I was stunned.
[Starring Angel God! ] The first episode of "Never Expected" is officially launched! 】
What the? This is the end of the show?
So fast? It's only been a few days, huh?
Chen Ming looked at the video link on the homepage, hesitating whether to watch it or not.
There is no way, in the past two days, the participation of the angel god in the online drama has been hacked by netizens, which inevitably affects Chen Ming's feelings.
But in the end, Chen Ming decided that no matter how good or bad the video was, he would support it as a fan.
Besides, Chen Ming is also looking forward to what the angel god will be like when he acts.
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Chen Ming looked at the progress bar that was only four minutes long, and frowned, this length is only about the same time as a ghost animal video, I didn't expect it to be so short.
Out of trust in Luo Chen's previous works, Chen Ming still watched patiently.
With a burst of beats, strange singing and melodies rang out.
"I never thought of it, lala......
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.......”
"It seems to be interesting." Chen Ming looked at Wan Wan's chic beginning, and suddenly became a little interested.
Then the picture turned, and Wang Dazhui (Luo Chen)'s big face with a paralyzed face appeared on the screen, and then the narrator remembered.
"My name is Wang Dazhui, I am an actor who is filming a low-budget martial arts film..."
The camera zoomed out, and Luo Chen squinted and looked at the plastic toy sword in his hand with disdain: "This is too low-cost, right?" What kind of children's toy sword is it? ”
(The blade flashes with a blinding light.) )
Luo Chen collapsed and said: "It's all of this quality, and it's still flashing?" ”
The blade of the sword kept flashing up and down,
Luo Chen was angry: "You are still not convinced that you are of poor quality?" ”
......
At this time, the enemy A played by Yi Xing jumped out with a sword: "Hahaha! If you want to rescue the princess, you can... Belch.. This, uh.. Just step over my corpse! ”
Luo Chen: Please, can you memorize the lines before you come up?
Enemy A: Come on, use your special move, Jiuyang Divine Fist!
Luo Chen looked at the sword in his hand in a daze, since he used boxing, what did the crew do with me a sword?
Then, Luo Chen threw his sword aside, and clenched his fists on both sides.
(It turned out that I was using a fist technique, and I felt a powerful force converging towards both fists, my left fist was as hot as flames, and my right fist was as cold as frost...) )
In the picture, the air around Luo Chen is gradually disordered, and the air flow is rising rapidly, as if there is an earth-shattering power.
Seeing this meeting, Chen Ming couldn't help but look forward to it...
However, after seeing the so-called special effects, Chen Ming almost gasped...
I saw that in the picture, Luo Chen's right fist was written with the four big characters "Frost Special Effect", and the left fist was written with the four big characters "Fire Special Effect".
Luo Chen looked at the typing effects on his fists with a broken face. "Hold a big fork, what's that? I didn't even do the special effects, and the direct big characters are too perfunctory, right? ”
......
"Poof... Hahaha.. That's funny, isn't it? Chen Ming just watched the beginning, and almost laughed, this is really a low-cost martial arts film.
Typing as a special effect, using toys as props for shooting...
The protagonist is simply miserable, and it is the first time Chen Ming has seen the protagonist in the play complain about the crew.
And the barrage was almost blown up, the fans and viewers who originally just came to support Luo Chen, but they didn't expect Luo Chen to bring them such a surprise.
In less than a minute of this opening, I don't know how many people laughed.
[Hahaha.] This crew is so poor, the little angel's god is too cute, and I've finished complaining about what I want to complain...]
[These 5 cents special effects, Jun is simply crazy in the later stage...]
[Look at the second passing, from the beginning to the end, this creativity is worthy of the supreme god of the ghost animal world!] ]
[Attention, high energy ahead!] ]
[For the late Jun, all I can say is... Guaranteed not to kill you! ]
...... (To be continued.) )