Chapter 50

Seeing the two of them sitting speechless, Zheng Qingwei couldn't help but smile and said, "Hehe, there are suddenly two quiet beautiful men in the house, and I'm really a little uncomfortable." ”

But Wei Yi smiled, but he was a little decadent. Mo Yu stretched his waist: "Thanks to you today, our Sister Qing is going to treat you with a delicious meal." ”

"Do you want to be so polite? Your noodles are expensive enough, if you eat a big meal, will you not be able to sell me and pay it back? Wei Yi quickly recovered and returned to the normal state of the prodigal son.

Zheng Qingwei was a little confused about what he said: "What do you mean?" ”

Mo Yu got up: "It's nothing, he's joking with you." This kid is not a quiet beautiful man, he is a stinky boy who loves to be spoiled and clingy. Well, we won't bother you, remember to call me when you eat. ”

Zheng Qingwei nodded: "Start the meal on time at 12 noon." ”

The two returned to Mo Yu's room, and Wei Yi said, "Xiao Yu, I'm going to criticize you." ”

Mo Yu was inexplicably wonderful, but he was not surprised: "What are you criticizing me?" ”

"You're too bad at pleasing women."

"Pleasing women? Why should I please women? But where do you start? ”

Wei Yi said: "Look, you just said to Sister Qing that you will be called after dinner, this is not good, you should say, Sister Qing, do you want me to help you stir-fry together, help you do something or something." Because you have a guest, she definitely doesn't need your help, but if you say that, she feels differently in her heart. ”

Mo Yu thought about it for a while, and nodded modestly: "It's really so good, your brick family that specializes in women is really not ordinary." ”

"Actually, you are very good to her in your heart, you see, in order to help her brother, you even recruited me. You just don't know how to reflect care in every bit of life......"

"Shut up, say you're fat and you're still panting, although women like sweet words, but the women I like must have a certain resistance to sweet words."

Wei Yi glanced at him with disdain: "Based on my countless experience in reading women, all women like sweet words. ”

"Hehe, for me, sweet words are the result, not the means."

"What do you mean? Do you mean to say that the woman you like is worthy of your sweet words? ”

Mo Yu: "That's nature. Unlike you kid, broadcasting seeds, it is a routine for any woman, no wonder women will say, I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in men's mouths, and the reputation of our men is tarnished by you rotten people. ”

"I'm also forced, the shelter of all evils, what kind of situation will Ben Shuai put in?"

As he spoke, he returned to the subject of suffering.

This topic was a bit heavy, and Mo Yu said: "Hey, stinky boy, at the beginning, you were quite interested in the work of picking up girls, and it was really a moment and a moment." It seems that my work, although dirty and tiring, is not so good that it makes people vomit. ”

Wei Yi sneered: "When I live in seclusion, I don't do anything, I will write memoirs, one is called "How Super Duck is Trained", and the other is called "The Happy Life of Cannon Fodder". ”

In fact, aren't these two functions of men for society? The first, sowing seeds; Second, protect the homeland. ”

Wei Yi suddenly felt bored, because although he was good at sweet words, when it came to argumentative ability, he had never won against Mo Yu. He suddenly said: "We haven't played 'crotch chess' for a long time, come on, come on, let's learn from each other." ”

Crotch chess, also known as "suffocating cow" and "plugging the pit", the scientific name is "district character chess", is a kind of children's enlightenment puzzle board game, the gameplay is very simple, you can play on the ground or on a blank paper, when they were in the training camp, the two of them had nothing to play, it was really because life was too boring to play, and now it has become a kind of nostalgia.

Of course, as long as you don't move the pieces on the same side, the game will never end.

Mo Yu smiled: "Okay, just play, what are you betting on this time?" ”

"The loser agrees to the other party's request, an unconditional request. Do you dare? ”

Mo Yu was surprised: "Hey, you're quite fat, could it be that you have eaten Kidney Treasure recently, and your ability to hold urine is good?" ”

This kind of chess game, for them, is definitely not about who suffocates whom, they are not about who can't hold back the urine and leaves the chess game, and if they leave one side, they will lose.

"Do you dare?"

"Come on, I'm afraid of you. Hey, boy, I can let you go to the toilet first. ”

Wei Yi was confident: "Don't get scared, let's start now." ”

Why is he so confident, of course he doesn't feel that he is good at holding his urine, he knows very well that Mo Yu is a pervert, he can even hold his breath, let alone feces and pee, but today is different, Mo Yu has a weakness, when Zheng Qingwei comes to call for dinner, he doesn't believe that Mo Yu can hold back and not leave.

So the two guys with heavy responsibilities start a boring game, the two of them carry two useless chess pieces and wander back and forth, brutally murdering time, with a stupid smile on their faces......

Mo Yu doesn't feel that he is wasting time at all, in fact, it seems to be a boring game, but it is also a hidden killing machine, you know, there is a man who is proficient in fox charm on the other side, not only that, but he also has the hypnotism of antelope hanging horns without a trace, this kind of mechanical and simple movement, the most opportunity, if it is someone else, only three or five times will be hypnotized by him.

The time soon came to 12 o'clock, Wei Yi felt a little bloated bladder, but he was not in a hurry, during this time, he launched hundreds of hypnotic attacks on Mo Yu, but Mo Yu was like a stone man, not disturbed at all, he had to admire in his heart, after a few days, his brother's resistance increased again. But by this time he had already seen the light, the door on the opposite side creaked open, and a woman's soft footsteps reached the door: "Tuk tuk tuk." ”

Hearing the knock on the door, Wei Yi let out a long breath: "How is it?" Don't you open the door? ”

Mo Yu didn't answer, just whistling leisurely, which made Wei Yi's bladder even more uncomfortable, but there was a relaxed smile on his face: "Dude, pull it down, I can tell you clearly, hold it for another three hours, and I'll be fine." ”

"Okay, you just hold it back, wait three hours, and then we'll eat." What's there, just one less meal, the meal is eaten every day, and there is no shortage of this one. ”

"You can eat less, but you're not afraid that your sister Qing will be angry? Moreover, people are busy for most of the day, are you not afraid of living up to people's good intentions? Wei Yi induced him.

"As a guest, aren't you afraid of living up to your host's kindness? People have been busy for most of the day, and you refuse to appreciate your face and take a bite, are you embarrassed? ”

Mo Yu counterattacked, and Wei Yi was speechless: "Xiao Yuzi, don't be so shameless, okay?" ”

"Xiao Yizi, don't be so mentally retarded, okay?"