505. Chapter 505 - Flirting on the phone
"Are you looking for me?" At this time, He Xuan's voice suddenly sounded behind him. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
The mad god was shocked, and almost without hesitation, he rolled away from the spot.
His instincts proved to be good, and just as he left the place, He Xuan's fist also appeared there.
He Xuan grinned, revealing his white teeth: "Hide pretty fast." I'd like to see how long you can hide. ”
"Huh", He Xuan's body moved, carrying supreme power, and rushed towards the mad god.
"Die!" A voice suddenly sounded behind him. He Xuan's mind moved, and he didn't need to look back to know whose actions it was.
Naturally, it was Tianlong, he waved the arm that was intact, and smashed it behind He Xuan with a fierce punch.
He Xuan suddenly leaned over, and his whole body was infinitely close to the ground, and at the same time, his legs kicked out like lightning, dodging Tianlong's punch and kicking Tianlong's abdomen fiercely.
This kick caught Tianlong off guard, and he almost completely endured He Xuan's strength.
With a "bang", Tianlong's whole person flew out, and the blood in his mouth spurted wildly.
"Celestial Dragon!" When the mad god saw it, he was immediately anxious, Tianlong was his indispensable helper in dealing with He Xuan, how could he die? He didn't hesitate, and immediately reversed his pace and attacked He Xuan.
This is exactly what He Xuan wants, the person he hates the most is the mad god, so naturally he wants to kill him even more, so he turns his head and fights with the mad god without thinking about it.
"Bang!"
"Bang bang!"
"Bang bang bang!"
In tens of seconds, the two sides exchanged no less than hundreds of moves.
The mad god felt like his leg was kicked on an iron plate, and every time, it shook his leg painfully.
On the other hand, He Xuan is relaxed and freehand, and he makes every move lightly, but it makes it extremely difficult for the mad god to deal with.
"It's time for the game to end!" He Xuan spoke, and suddenly exerted his strength.
His fist became heavier, his body became more elegant, and the mad god felt as if he had changed an opponent in an instant, and He Xuan, who was still on par with him just now, instantly turned into a peerless master.
"Bang bang!" He Xuan threw five punches like lightning, directly knocking the mad god into the air, and he seized the opportunity to punch the unsuspecting mad god in the waist and abdomen.
"Bang!" The mad god also flew ten meters away and fell heavily to the ground.
The mad god struggled to his feet, and a mouthful of blood spurted out of the ground.
He didn't care about the blood on the corner of his mouth, pulled Long Tian next to him, who was almost immobile, and shouted: "Go!" With a wave of his hand, he threw a ball-shaped object at He Xuan.
He Xuan immediately sensed that something was wrong, and his feet slipped and flashed several meters away.
"Bang!" An explosion sounded, and He Xuan's courtyard was suddenly filled with smoke.
"It's a smoke bomb." He Xuan immediately understood, and sighed in his heart, this time, I am afraid that the mad god will run away again.
Although He Xuan felt pity, but there was nothing he could do, the smoke in the courtyard dissipated after dozens of breaths, He Xuan's eyes swept away, and sure enough, the mad god and the heavenly dragon had long since disappeared.
I'm afraid I can't catch up with him, and I can't chase after him, He Xuan just thought about it, and dispelled this idea.
The mad god and the heavenly dragon were both injured this time, and I am afraid that they will not dare to come again in a short time. He Xuan could only comfort himself like this.
Looking at the mess in the courtyard, He Xuan's brows furrowed even deeper.
Really, every time he fights, he makes a mess of his house, and if he continues to fight, maybe his house will be demolished. He Xuan made up his mind, and the next time the mad gods came again, he would lead them to the wilderness, where they could fight as much as they wanted.
Thinking so, now He Xuan can only helplessly call someone to repair it.
As soon as I took out my phone, I found that there were dozens of missed calls on it.
When I opened it, it was all one number. Liu Xiangyu and Dong Fan are inseparable, and even share a mobile phone, so naturally there is only one number.
The last time I called, just now, when the mad god and Tianlong fled, at that time, He Xuan's ******** were fighting, how could he have time to look at his mobile phone.
After dozens of phone calls and no one answered, these two chicks are afraid to worry about it. He Xuan could imagine their worried expressions, and his heart moved slightly, and he wanted to pull the phone back.
At that moment, his phone rang again.
The call was naturally Dong Fan and Liu Xiangyu.
He Xuan smiled and answered the phone without hesitation.
"Hey."
"Hey, idol, you finally answered the phone, I thought you were fooling around with a woman who didn't have time to pay attention to us." As soon as the phone was connected, the person on the other end of the phone started talking, without thinking about it, he knew that it was Liu Xiangyu's chick.
He Xuan was speechless for a while. But he was idle, and he was also interested, so he wanted to tease the chick: "You know I'm fooling around and call me?" He pretended to be angry and said in a cold tone.
"Oh." But he didn't mind at all, and after a while, Liu Xiangyu continued: "Actually, I was ordered by Fan Fan to check the post, she said that if you don't answer the phone, you will keep calling, if you are with another woman, that, you will be scared and can't stand up!" ”
He Xuan: "......"
Don't think about it, this statement is definitely from Liu Xiangyu's mouth, because it is very in line with her style of acting. He Xuan was speechless for a while, and then turned to ask, "Why, how are you doing with Father Fanfan?" As the boyfriend of the second daughter, He Xuan felt that he should also express his concern appropriately.
"Well, it's good, it's just that the dishes cooked by the chef of Fanfan's family are not as fragrant as those burned by idols!"
"......" He Xuan had a black line on his forehead, feeling that he couldn't communicate with Liu Xiangyu anymore.
However, he misses the feeling of arguing with her very much, as well as Dong Fan's somewhat hidden love...... For a while, He Xuan missed his second daughter a little.
"That little Yuyu, tell Fan Fan about it, and say that the family is fine, and you can come back." He Xuan thought about it and said.
He thought about it, the mad god and Tianlong were seriously injured by him this time, and I am afraid that they will not be able to come out to make waves for a while, and it will not hurt to take Dong Fan and Liu Xiangyu back. With his ability, he is competent enough to protect the second daughter.
"Wow! Really? It's a great idol, let me tell you, I'm tired of this place, no one plays with me, I just eat, sleep, sleep and eat every day, and I've gained weight. It's a pity why it doesn't grow on the chest......" Liu Xiangyu chattered over there.
He Xuan said with a smile: "When you come back, I will accompany you to exercise, and it will be reduced." ”
He laughed wickedly.
"Uh-huh, it's a deal. But idol, why are you smiling so ****? ”
This time, He Xuan was not embarrassed, because he had the intention to tease her: "Of course I want to ****, because what I want to do with you is the oldest exercise of mankind, the exercise in bed!" He Xuan smiled, probably thinking of Liu Xiangyu's little girl's blushing face.
"Idol, you are so bad, you want to do bed exercise with me. Do you want to do bed exercise with Fan Fan? Liu Xiangyu asked shyly.
He Xuan naturally didn't want to think about it, and replied, "Of course I do." But I want to do bed exercise together! Rattle! He Xuan remembered the passion of that night and blurted out.
"Hehe, idol, you're done, Father Fan is right next to us. I just turned on my hands-free. Uncle Dong, the idol said to roll the sheets with me and your baby daughter......"
“……”
I, Le, a, go!
These four words are a portrayal of He Xuan's true mood now, and he really wants to wail loudly: "Xiao Yuyu, do you want to cheat your husband like this?" ”
But he didn't dare to say it, be cautious in his words and deeds, and as an excellent son-in-law, he should pay attention to his words and deeds in front of his father-in-law. I just don't know what a wonderful expression Dong Fan's father will have on his face when he hears what he just said......
"Hee-hee, I lied to you." Seeing that He Xuan didn't speak for a long time, thinking that he was angry, Liu Xiangyu hurriedly explained, "I'm in my room with Fan Fan." But I told Fan Fan what you thought, and she told you to die......"
...... "Xiao Yuyu, do you want to be so naughty!"
However, He Xuan knew very well that Dong Fan was the kind of duplicitous girl, she told herself to die, and she would definitely make her happy at night......
Thinking of the passion of that night, He Xuan was suddenly excited, and hurriedly coaxed: "That, Xiao Yuyu, can you and Fan Fan come back quickly?" I'll make you something to eat! ”
"Let me think about it." The voice over there fell silent, as if discussing something, and after a while, Liu Xiangyu's voice reappeared on the phone, "Idol, I have discussed with Fan Fan, we have to make an appointment with you for three chapters, otherwise we won't go back." ”
He Xuan was suddenly shocked in his heart, Dong Fan and Liu Xiangyu didn't come back? Isn't he going to be alone in the empty room tonight? Don't! He hadn't lived the life of a single dog for many years, and he was definitely not used to going back to his previous life suddenly...... Absolutely not...... So he hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, I promise you." Come back soon! ”
"You haven't heard what the three chapters of the covenant are, why did you agree? It's perfunctory! Liu Xiangyu was a little unhappy.
He Xuan had to say patiently: "Then you say, how about the three chapters of the law?" ”
Liu Xiangyu suddenly became interested, and counted them one by one: "The three chapters of the covenant are: first, to cook a month's meal for me and Fan Fan; Second, I want to help Fan Fan and I wash our underwear and underwear for a week; Third, don't let us do it tonight. With these three conditions, do you still have to agree to idols? ”
He Xuan was stunned, and suddenly his face was bitter. The first two are okay to say, and it is estimated that the second daughter will feel sorry for him and not let him do these things, but what the hell is the third one?
Don't let them do that tonight? Didn't that kill He Xuan? Could it be that He Xuan was asked to jerk off against the delicate body of the second daughter?
"Come on, idol, do you agree or not?" Over there, Liu Xiangyu couldn't wait and urged.
He Xuan was embarrassed: "Xiao Yuyu, it's okay to help you cook, and it's okay to help you wash your clothes, but why can't you be that tonight?" He Xuan said with a bitter face.
"Stupid, you can't do that, but we can do that...... I'm going to be on it tonight! ”