Chapter 1 Crossing is involuntary
Early in the morning, Yan Huiqi's ears were bombarded by her mobile phone. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"You're not dead yet!" My friend Yalan yelled on the other side of the phone, "Your mother has handed over the difficult task of calling you out to me, you just admit bad luck and come out obediently!" ”
"Hmm!" Yan Huiqi replied in a daze,
"Uh-huh, are you coming out or not?" Arlan's tone was unkind,
"The heart has not moved, the mountain is far away." Yan Huiqi replied with her eyes closed
“…… Dear Miss Yan Huiqi, you stayed up all night last night! "Yalan is very familiar with Yan Huiqi's habits.
"Hmm!" Yan Huiqi nodded, and laughed inexplicably, "...... It's handsome! ”
"Shhh...... sister, what show did you watch last night? "Arlan is getting goosebumps.
"Step by step, Golden Eagle Solo Theater, Mango Satellite TV, yes!" Yan Huiqi felt that although she was awake, her consciousness was still very vague, well, what did she say?
"......" After a long silence on Yalan's side, another Yan Huiqi finally replied with satisfaction, "Hello, the user who dialed your phone is not on the server, please don't dial again later!" ”
"Well, good!" Yan Huiqi nodded, said a word with drooling, and let the phone fall under the bed in a state of free fall.
Until the sun set in the west, Yan Huiqi, who was hungry and could no longer lie down on the bed, finally got up, well, it seems that someone has called? Forget it, the person will call back anyway.
Yan Huiqi opened the refrigerator, and there was still the last pack of instant noodles left in it, anyway, this is the first few months since she had a good meal? If you continue like this, you will simply become an immortal.
Yan Huiqi looked at the sunlight outside, it was very dazzling, Yan Huiqi was a little scared, could she be burned by the sun as soon as she went out?
As an otaku, Yan Huiqi feels that her ability to solve cases is still good. It's just that few people appreciate it, and since helping the police department and museum solve a few cases last year, there are still people who come to the door from time to time to commission incidents.
However, some events that require too many brain cells have been pushed by Yan Huiqi, because Yan Huiqi is the kind of guy who is particularly confused, speaking of which, if it weren't for the help of her friend Yalan, Yan Huiqi would not have been able to solve the case.
Therefore, Yalan is a necessity for Yan Huiqi's life!
Yalan once commented on Yan Huiqi very heroically, if you can use your brain diligently; Don't easily reveal your feelings; Don't drool at the sight of a good gun; Don't call buddy when you see everyone; Don't spend a day doing nothing...... You're going to be a good agent, a 2012 super agent who's better than 007!
Yan Huiqi felt that Yalan said this, it hurt her feelings! At least I'm the one who has solved the case! Although he usually looks like he is smirking and half-step-by-step, when he solves the case, he is absolutely serious.
Besides, Conan will occasionally show an innocent expression when he doesn't solve the case, so why can't he stay at home and drool over the photos of handsome guys and rotten girls?
With such high pressure on himself, Conan will also be crushed into Maori Kogoro!
Thinking like this, Yan Huiqi rubbed the instant noodles in her hand fiercely.
She wants to open a private detective agency, and if she can't be an agent, she must at least be an agent!
Thinking like this, Yan Huiqi, who was determined while ravaging instant noodles, walked to the computer and turned on the computer switch, intending to see if Conan had updated...... Uh, is this a broken computer? Yan Huiqi tried to turn on the light in the computer room, but it didn't turn on, and when she pulled another room, it still didn't turn on, oh, it's obvious that it's a power outage.
It's really boring, the power outage means that the TV, computer, electric lights, the three essential supplies for the housemaid are not available, who is so lacking in virtue, today's power outage will not be announced in advance, if it is really night, I am not afraid that she will light a big red candle with long hair like a chicken nest, and look for him with a pale face!
Pacing to the kitchen, Yan Huiqi turned on the gas switch...... Well? No way! Gas supply was cut off.
Yan Huiqi reflexively threw herself into the pool and turned on the switch...... Uh, stop the water.
The power outage, water outage, gas outage, the outage was so complete that Yan Huiqi felt that it was too necessary for her to go out to the streets at night.
"Dididi" The mobile phone rang, Yan Huiqi picked up the mobile phone from the ground, "Hey? Mom? What's the matter? Oh, oh, you know there is no power and water and gas today! Don't say it sooner! ”
"Isn't that right now! You go to Yalan's dormitory for a few days, I've already told her about it" Mom's voice is very calm,
"Don't go, how do you think her dormitory is too weird" Yan Huiqi refused,
"That'...... Come to me? Mom asked tentatively,
"Well......" Yan Huiqi thought deeply, "Okay! The bowl is yours to wash! ”
"Why are you so lazy!" My mother yelled, but she was still very happy and said, "Yes, yes, come over early!" ”
"Ah, yes!" Yan Huiqi nodded, looked at the time, at two o'clock in the afternoon, if she didn't eat anything, she would go straight to her mother's and father's house...... It is estimated that before it arrives, he will starve to death on the side of the road.
After thinking about it, Yan Huiqi dialed Yalan's phone, "Yalan, I'm hungry!" As soon as the other party picked up the phone, Yan Huiqi wailed,
"Remember what I told you about the difference between a boyfriend and a good friend?" Yalan's voice was full of coercion, this steward.
"What?" Yan Huiqi searched her brain, and there seemed to be no record of this.
"If you say to a good friend, I'm hungry, my good friend will generally answer that I'm hungry too," said Arlan a little snickering,
"What about boyfriends?" Yan Huiqi then asked,
"Good little baby, what do you want to eat, I'll get it!" Arlan replied truthfully,
"Yalan, in fact, you should know, I have always regarded you as a boyfriend!" Yan Huiqi was extremely hungry, a little unscrupulous,
"What did you say?" Arran's voice raised an octave.
"I mean, you're pretty men! Very manly! Yan Huiqi hurriedly changed her words, for her own lunch.
"Huh?" Arran's voice raised two octaves,
"No, I mean you are very strong and can't be classified as a woman" As soon as Yan Huiqi finished speaking, she almost bit her tongue and committed suicide, "Wow, wow, wow, if I starve to death, you won't have a girlfriend, you will be a bachelor for the rest of your life!" I'm gone with the wind, no one misses, little cabbage, ......"
"Come to the museum! I still have some bread or something in my dormitory, you eat first, and when I come back, I'll take you to eat something delicious! Yalan really didn't know how to mess with this guy, and said with a little headache.
"In the evening, I'm going to my parents' house!" When Yan Huiqi heard that there was something to eat, she said very obediently,
"Yes, I'll send you there then!" Yalan sighed helplessly,
"Yay! Long live Arran! Yan Huiqi jumped three feet high.
opened the door excitedly, and Yan Huiqi jumped all the way downstairs. Then, Yan Huiqi, who was rubbing herself so hungry, didn't know that just a second before she went downstairs, a vehicle was sent to the museum where Yalan was transporting the antiquities of the Lan Lou Curtain that had just been excavated.
Just when Yan Huiqi had just arrived in the center of the street, it was also the time when the antiquities of the Lanlou curtain hypnotized the vehicle transport personnel.
So, Yan Huiqi was brutally knocked out of the galaxy in 2012 with her dream of being an agent......
After a period of severe pain, Yan Huiqi felt that she was fluttering, fluttering, fluttering, fluttering......
I can't be out of my body! Why is it so quiet? Aren't you dead?
A burst of ecstasy filled Yan Huiqi's heart, she can still become an agent!
So, Yan Huiqi opened her eyes happily, but the scene in front of her almost didn't make Yan Huiqi sick to her stomach, in fact, she couldn't vomit anything when she was really sick to her stomach, she hadn't eaten well for four consecutive days.
Hey, what kind of place is this? Why was she crushed under this fat-headed, big-eared guy? This is not miserable, the "coo-goo" stomach rings out of the empty city plan, this is called miserable! Hey, who the hell are you? Why are you holding me down!
Losing one's body is a small thing, but starving to death is a big one. And with the dark skin exposed in front of Yan Huiqi's eyes, Yan Huiqi estimated that she would have diarrhea when she took a bite.
Yan Huiqi tried to twist her body, but heard a thick and stinking voice from the person who was pressing on her, retching with the smell of alcohol, "Don't move!" ”
Yan Huiqi was taken aback, this guy ...... This guy isn't here for real! What the hell is going on, is it possible that he was immediately reincarnated? Or how to say, what the hell is going on! I'm so hungry, I'm going to die!
"My lord, oh no, that guy in the firewood room has run away!" A man stumbled in,
"Go, go, what's the big deal?" With a light body, the person made a gesture to stand up, and Yan Huiqi took advantage of this season to push the person away.
"You?" The man seemed to be very angry, raised his hand high, Yan Huiqi closed his eyes tightly, waiting for his palm to fall, however, his palm did not fall on Yan Huiqi's face, but slowly drooped to both sides of his body, and something warm fell on Yan Huiqi's face drop by drop.
Yan Huiqi hurriedly opened her eyes, and a bright knife pierced through that person's body, perhaps due to the darkness around, the knife showed a piercing coldness. Yan Huiqi opened her mouth widely, it turned out that people were frightened and surprised to the extreme, and their throats would not make any sound.
The knife was about to be pulled out of that person's body, Yan Huiqi seized this opportunity and pushed this person away, and the hand of the person holding the knife trembled, as if he didn't expect that there would be a person behind the person he killed.
"You!" What kind of age is this! Aren't you afraid that the police will chase you all over the streets? Calm, calm.
Yan Huiqi tried her best to cheer herself up, and finally made this voice: "You, you take me away!" Yan Huiqi's tone was very firm, didn't she often say that she had bumped into a secret and didn't want to be silenced, so she could only choose to join?
The person who came didn't expect Yan Huiqi to say this, put away the knife, and stood in place without moving, Yan Huiqi could feel that this person was examining herself.
"I'm so hungry, can you get me something to eat?" Yan Huiqi rolled out of bed, grabbed the man's sleeve and said without tears. It looks harmless.
Now the key has dropped from the problem of time and space to the problem of subsistence allowance. God knows why, her stomach got hungrier after what had just happened.
Now it's the whole stomach cramping, cramping. She bit her lip, pressing her stomach with one hand and clutching the man's sleeve with the other.
"Whoever you are, I ...... I've been hungry for a whole day, and I don't have the strength" Yan Huiqi felt that the things in front of her were starting to stagger, she didn't want to faint, she didn't want to faint. She hasn't solved the problem of premises after fainting! Do you continue to live on earth or go straight to Hades?
After waiting for a long time, the man didn't answer, but the flowers in front of him became more and more powerful. In the end, Yan Huiqi had to use her last strength and said with a crying voice, "I don't want to die!" Please! ”
Please, eighteen generations of your ancestors......